What? Colosus breathes?
Also he has a functioning penis down there?
The fuck is this shit?
He's not a robot, dude.
>>68816338
Yes he is, duh. Look at him he's made of metal.
>>68816251
>Also he has a functioning penis down there?
Why wouldn't he?
>>68816251
I will admit, I laughed when Deadpool hit him in the dick and said "your poor wife!"
Gina was hot a fuck in this movie.
>>68816469
>Gina was hot a fuck in this movie.
still didn't show that boob, the slut.
>>68816251
I still don't understand why he save Gina after fight?
>>68816524
Why wouldn't he, she's perfect.
>>68816524
Four or five moments. That's all it takes to become a hero.
>>68816402
Why would Prof. X build a robot with a penis?
>>68816524
Because he's a hero, duh.Also he probably fucked up in the ass while she was still unconscious
>>68816635
>these are the people they make the movies for
>>68816338
But he's a Russian.
>>68816251
Aside from the fact that, yes to both of those questions, it is also a comedy.
>>68816729
Russians are too poor to be robots.
>>68816774
Probably was hit by a Lada while jogging and ended up in an irradiated field.
>>68816774
Cyкa блять
>>68816864
>Cyкa блять
Is this bantz?
>>68816864
Kek, I don't know what that means but it's probably an insult.
>>68816835
Nah, he's a half-breed.
His father was a lonely Russian farmer and his mother was a Niva.
>>68816835
>ended up in an irradiated field
Nah, he was just hit by a Lada, that did all the irradiation he needed.
>>68816251
i never understood how the fuck the sentinels were able to kill colossus
it just doesn't make any sense
>>68816835
>irradiated field
Or as a Russian would call it, a field
I ship Colossus and Angel Dust
>>68816635
![Deadpool.2016.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS.mkv_snapshot_01.25.38_[2016.04.27_21.00.11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yz6itct.jpg "Deadpool.2016.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS.mkv_snapshot_01.25.38_[2016.04.27_21.00.11].jpg")
muh fucken dick
>>68817029
What's to understand, they tore him apart, he obviously still has joints in that form and would be the weakest parts, they exceeded his tensile threshold.
>>68817075
What does Colossus have to do with a narcotic substance?
And what do you mean you ship them?
Like out of country?
I doubt Colossus agreed to become a drug smuggler.
>>68817029
Why not? Colossus isn't made of adamantium, he's tough but he's not indestructible.
>>68816959
i think his mom was human and his dad was a sentient vibrator. that's why he was a metal robot baby.
>>68816251
Iron lung :^)
>>68817133
Prof. X should've built a better robot, desu
Should've asked Dr. Doom what he was built out of.
>>68817111
Damn, she looks LIKE THAT?
>>68816251
>Dad? Is that you?
I fucking lost my shit
>>68816635
For Magneto's birthday present?
>>68817029
Well, they crush his skull in one timeline and tear him apart in another.
>>68817111
>"Oh thank you, you're very kind"
>*Crotch Punch*
>ywn have gina punch you in the nuts after she calls you a nice guy
y liv
>>68817029
Hahahahah Fox is an embarrassment to capekino.
How does a side character in deadpool btfo out of a main character in a tentpole movie?
>>68817075
I hope they are a couple in Deadpool 2 which amuses and sickens Wade all at once.
"Okay but tell me this:which one of you has the bigger penis?
>>68817180
Imagine being colossus
>>68817029
Colosus gets rekt his fair share of times, his armour is only osmium, not adamantium. He also can't revert back to human if his armour mode is compromised, which is also cripplingly painful for him. Magneto opens him up like a bitch at one point.
>>68817029
Deadpool Colossus looks so much better.
>>68817219
>main character
He has like 10 minutes of combined total screen time from the entire series.
>>68817297
Where does the osmium go when he turns back into a human?
>>68817335
Oh you're right, I was thinking of that terrible looking iceman backstreet boy.
>>68817180
Imagine being Colossus in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gina Carino, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your high-test body and horrific manly monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is inject some more krokodil in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Colossus and not only sit on that set while Gina Carino flaunts her disgusting breast in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that boob slip. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GINA CARINO LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of mail order brides and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the commie blocks of Moscow. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Colossus. You're not going to lose your future part in X-Men: Assemble of Mutants Part II over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Young colossus is best
>>68817347
The same place Hulk's extra 300lbs of body mass goes.
>>68817170
>>68817482
your mom?
![Deadpool.2016.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS.mkv_snapshot_01.25.45_[2016.04.27_21.17.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SMM39iA.jpg "Deadpool.2016.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS.mkv_snapshot_01.25.45_[2016.04.27_21.17.00].jpg")
>>68816635
for when he transforms into a cycle
>>68816385
>Yes he is, duh. Look at him he's made of metal.
Only his skin turns to metal, the rest of him underneath is still organic.
I kek'd
>>68817056
Thats right, comrade. Now I go to drink vodka, play balalaika and ride a bear.
But seriously, you guys don't know shit about Russia. Well at least the percentage of people here who can read and write is bigger than yours, americlaps.
>>68816864
cyka blyat
>>68817438
10/10. Credit to the board.
>>68817620
Fucking casuals.
Colossus is metal all the way through.
But it's organic metal.
>>68816469
>R rated movie
>Boob isnt shown
That was a dumb scene
>>68816946
"Bitch, fuck!"
(literally, "Bitch whore")
>>68817652
I think you confused literacy with alcoholism and abortion rates.
>>68817111
Unnecesarry censorship ruins R rated movies
>>68817652
I heard on NPR about how you desperate slavs were moving back into the exclusion home because 'muh heritage
Go die of radiation and suck a polar bears dick.
Why was Colossus in metal form all throughout the movie, even while just relaxing at the mansion?
>>68817672
Wait was Colossus techno organic?
>>68817701
Thanks.
>>68817111
>the fucking girdle that had to hold all the fat in
why didn't they show her tiddies goddamit
>>68817779
all that thick goodness
>>68817753
>slavs
Don't use that word, retardo. If you have problems with the Russian subhumans, refer to them as Russians, not slavs.
>>68817652
>>68817764
I thought in the comics that Colossus could only become human for brief periods of time
>>68816864
Kurwa
>>68817791
She's probably not a slut.
>>68817111
holy fucking shit she's perfect
>>68817890
>>68817479
Straight Outta Singer's Casting Couch
From marvel.com's page:
Colossus can transform his body tissue into an organic, steel-like substance that grants him superhuman strength enabling him to lift/press up to 75 tons and makes him impervious to most injury. His armored form can withstand ballistic penetration as well as temperature extremes from 70º above absolute zero (-390º F) to approximately 9000º F. Colossus cannot become partially or selectively armored; his body is either entirely converted, or not at all. Even his eyes become steel-like. Through an act of will, Colossus can transform virtually instantaneously into his armored state, and can remain in that form for an as yet undetermined amount of time. Once in his armored form, Colossus remains so until he consciously wills himself back to normal. If he is rendered unconscious, however, he spontaneously reverts to his normal form. In his armored state, Colossus retains his normal human mobility, though his endurance and speed are enhanced. He does not need to breathe while transformed, but it is believed that he could not survive for long in a vacuum.
>>68817890
>>68817890
that's not her you fucking autist
>>68818012
it is her you shit bag
>>68818012
How do you know? Because of the tattoo or some other microscopic detail? Makes you wonder who the real autist is...
>>68818046
>>68818035
That's Jaime Koeppe.
>>68818155
i've been following carano since her mma career, that's her senpai with a different hairstyle. You the type of guy that can't recognize superman with his glasses on
>>68818269
>Superman
>glasses
The fuck are you talking about?
>>68818315
>>68818063
went to see deadpool with my friend literally only because we heard of that scene and she sometimes dominants me.
she grabbed my dick on that scene and looked at me like she wanted to pound my ass right here.
>I want you to stick it in my...
What did she mean by this? I thought it was pretty apparent they've already done anal (him on her, not the pegging shit) since they have been fucking for so long and doing weird stuff.
>>68817029
I hate Singer for what he did to Colossus in his shitty movies.
>>68818605
But Colossus was good in X2 when he appeared, and are you really bitching about him dying in an alternate nightmare future? Plus he had that cool momentum portal scene with Blink.
You a baby.
>>68817213
>>68817029
This shit traumatized me in the theater. Like not even joking.
I couldnt even bring myself to watch DOFP again until like a week ago. Colossus was my favorite X-Man growing up and that scene was like seeing a family member get ripped in half.
>>68819166
What did you think of Deadpool's Colossus? Well done or disappointing?
>>68816524
Because he's a gentleman, and gentlemen do not let ladies get crushed by helicarriers.
>>68817764
because then he wasn't cgi
>>68818787
>I can help you!
>Help them!
I guess I get that Logan wanted to make sure the students were safe, but with him and Colossus in front and Pyro and Iceman on fire support they could have pushed Stryker's shit in hard.
>>68817764
what? i didn't know he can change to human skin.
Your poor wife
>>68817791
He can't, he's a robot
>>68817764
Because they couldn't actually find someone who's 7ft tall, 300 lbs of solid muscle and could actually act (no, your favorite pro wrestler is not a good actor) so they mo-capped him and dubbed in a VA.
>>68817890
why wasn't she cast for Wonder Woman?
>>68821366
Because she's not a big money maker.
>>68821493
shes got a big money maker though
>>68819433
He was a tad over the top with his Russian gentlemanisms, but certainly looked the part.
>>68821366
Too buff i mean for the normies
