Who else is excited to see this? I'm fuckin' stoked. That Van Dam isn't that pussy ass faggot Jean Claude, it's Rob Van Dam, RVD baby.
>>68803293
>HE'S WATCHING YOUR SIX
My six food groups maybe
I fucking love seagal's movie tag lines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14
>>68803422
Is this the birthday snatching movie?
>>68804141
No, that's A Good Man.
>>68803484
he looks like a shar pei now
>>68803422
Thats not the real cover, where is the twin katanas and shooting glasses?
>>68803422
is Stevie the king of the straight to dvd action flick?
>>68806203
>>68806165
>>68806233
Yes he probably is, Seagal never tried to cross over to more serius stuff like other action stars did, he stayed true to who he is, i sort of respect him for that, he just want to be a action star still
>>68806289
Holy shit, is it real???
Pumped as fuck bros
I just finished watching Bloodsport for the 5th time this month
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5344794/
its fucking real
>RVD 5 Star Splashing Sand-Niggers
Sweet Jesus
>>68806165
>in a world of peace one man dared to war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_Rmj_rtWlo
if there is a sniper movie that isn't comfy, I certainly haven't seen it.
>>68804166
You're A Good Man.
>>68803422
>>68803538
>>68806376
fucking hell, please post more seagal dvd covers
>>68803422
His head is photoshopped on a body that isn't his.
Did no one else notice this?
>>68806252
fucking hell
>>68803422
JCVD hates him good for RVD. Maybe he will get Seagal to smoke some weed in it. But it would make him have a vision quest or some garbage.
>>68806571
>>68806571
>>68806782
you can add
>has his own action figure
to that seagal pasta now
>>68803422
>That Van Dam isn't that pussy ass faggot Jean Claude, it's Rob Van Dam, RVD baby.
Daily reminder that Seagull ran away from a fight with Van Damme at Sly's party and then again at a club later that night.
>>68806110
Sharpei's are cute.
>>68806948
>humble as well
Based Seagull.
Seagal teaching Anderson some great moves, including the neck chop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jIlljXq2Y
What are they thinking /tv/ ?
>>68807138
>I hope he doesn't snatch my birthday
Steven shoots movie sex scenes at his own house.... where he has paintings of himself on the walls...
>>68807183
Jesus Christ this man is absolutely pathetic. I can't believe he's revered by people.
>>68807138
>He has no idea what he doing
>>68807183
She probably has to fuck that blob for real or else she won't make enough money to get heating oil for the cold Russian winter.
>>68803538
Jesus
>>68807183
oh god the casting couch is real
>>68807183
wtf... did he actually hire a painter to replicate his own album art cover?
>>68803422
Are US Ops allowed to grow ponytails and vandykes?
>>68807463
No he painted it himself.
>>68807609
Some times.
Who will play Steven Seagal in the inevitable biopic?
WAD HABBENED?
>>68808135
>>68803422
Wait... So this old ass MAD Tv skit
Actually became a reality !?!?!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=juP1RNE8Vqc
ANCIENT MEME MAGIC
>>68808135
Kevin James
>>68808135
Only one that could pull off playing the master himself
>>68808329
Is it wrong that I unironically like Jean Claude Van Damme? Like he does some low budget movies now, but he still has charm.
>>68806376
can't tell if real
>>68806390
Yeah it's up on Putlocker.
>>68806728
The photoshop job on that strap is nigerian tier, where are we meant to think the strap is attached at the bottom? Did Seagal insist on doing it himself?
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>>68807609
General Seagal was, though founding the Navy SEALs does bring a few privileges.
>>68808135
will sasso
>>68809093
Hes a big guy
>>68806571
What are those orange glasses that he wears all the time called?
i need a pair
>>68809686
/k/ontacts
>>68809574
this, sasso seagal was one of the 1% of mad tv skits that was funny
>>68808498
He is too athletic and strong for the role.
>>68809093
>>68809598
>Still fit and active
>has heart attack
>meanwhile 300lbs alcoholic Seagull is healthy as a bear
>>68809992
>implying Seagullet would let anyone find out if he had a heart attack
>>68803422
>has the most punchable face in the world
>gets all juiced up because of this
Am I the only person who despises this narcissistic old cunt?
>>68810118
he would die if he had one.
this is my favourite meme of the year so far
keep it up
>>68809686
They are yellow and he likes the color.
>>68810192
he's tall which coupled with his insane ego lets him go far
imagine if seagal was 5'5 that guy would get crushed on a daily basis acting like he does
>>68810327
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>68809093
No. He had a phase when he became popular where he did too much coke and got a gigantic ego but having fallen from that seems to have humbled him and made him a better person.
>>68803422
Jean-Claude is to based to stoop to this faggot mongoloid's level.
>>68810557
Faggot.
>>68809992
Must have been all that oxide powder, shit's bad in the long run
When did he stop pretending to be a native american?
Is Seagal the worlds greatest cosplayer?
>>68811295
When did he stop pretending to be
-Japanese
-Italian
-black (Jazz)
-black (Hip-Hop)
-Russian
-Country Boy
>>68811634
Oy vey i wonder why Steven predends to be all these diffrent things, there might be something in his Wiki that could explain it....
How much can Steven still bench?
>>68812516
315, for reps
>>68811842
yeah usually being an actor entails pretending to be different people
>>68806948
A true warrior knows to avoid useless conflicts whenever possible and to value peace and harmony above all things. He has nothing to prove. A true warrior is also an artist, a poet, a lover, and a scholar
Is there anyone in /tv/ who lives in the same county or city where Seagal films his Sheriff show?
![c398afb884ec50c7cdfc3516ba191228[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Afp3M7Y.jpg "c398afb884ec50c7cdfc3516ba191228[1].jpg")
>>68806165
>>68809574
>filmed in Letterbox 2000
>>68811295
He must have a screw lose, how could he make a movie like this & look at himself in the mirror?
>>68807183
Do they fuck in the movie?
>>68815168
Yes and in real life
>>68815155
He has no mirrors in his house only movies posters and portraits of himself.
>>68815233
the artist got the hair perfectly.
How could Seagal be a sniper, IRL? You probably hear him breathing from a mile away.
>>68815302
He will play Tony Soprano in the movie.
>>68812895
Jefferson Parish? I'd imagine it's just a bunch of poor niggers and rednecks
>>68811842
so hes just a fat american
>>68815181
Post it, she seems hot
>>68806376
>>68815265
and the slight double chin
>>68815534
>>68807183
It takes a real man to put up portraits of himself in his own house and pull it off. Holy shit, I hope he has a bust of himself on his desk.
>>68815181
Well memed sir
I got it
>>68815302
Seagal would have to pack a lot of snacks since snipers have to stay put for hours.
>>68816053
he is all about the poonani
>>68815839
god damn he's so chubby like a fucking walrus or something
>>68815418
He's not even standard "muh heritage" American, the only things his parents identify as are Jewish and Irish. He's the one who wants to be everything else.
>>68816311
I didn't even realize because if his wide shirt
>>68816065
>sniper meme
Best snipers are no the no scope nyGGas like black hawk down helicopter guys
>>68816324
He's a method actor. Why are Brando and There Will Be Blood guy praised for this when other actors are clearly lampooned for their acting styles?
>>68816311
its muscle. Seagal is just a big boy.
>sniper
>holding a rifle
This guy
Steve knows he can't actually do the things he calims he can you know
If Seagal is so badass, why does he use scope?
>>68803538
>What Seagal does in Vegas, nearly destroys it
>>68817021
Con AIR SEQUEL
>>68803422
why did Dale Dye agreed to be in this?
>>68809598
No he's not.
He was fired from predator for being a manlet and a dick about it.
