>Black Phillip, Black Phillip
>A crown grows out his head,
>Black Phillip, Black Phillip
>To nanny queen is wed.
Are there any other goatkino worth watching?
dubs get you in
trips and you can live there
quads make you king
>>68797356
I thought the ending was fine. DESU I don't get the people who wanted a more ambiguous ending.
>>68797356
The ending reminded me of Pet Sematary, in a way, and I was okay with it. >>68797470 It was ambiguous enough to me not being able to tell if Thomason was in agony or ecstasy.
>>68797470
I agree with wanting a bit more of an ambiguous ending. Some people want it to end after she has her shock nap on the kitchen table, I would have liked cutting with her walking in the woods naked and seeing the fire in the distance.
>>68797356
The ending was GOAT if you get what I'm saying
>>68797356
>What did you lads think of the very ending (the levitation)?
Wasn't thrilled with the levitation - a little hokey for me - but I like that she wandered into the woods to the witches ceremony and took her place in the coven.
If this song would have played when she started levitating, I would have came in my pants.
https://youtu.be/V4M5itOuPu8
Totally inappropriate to the movie, but you get what I am saying, bros.
Hail Satan.
>>68799004
t. edgelord
>>68799034
Not being edgy. I actually unironically listen to this music.
>>68799061
listening to that kind of music is extremely edgy
post some qt goats
>>68799079
thats a fuccnn qt goat
And this should have been the opening credits:
https://youtu.be/C8X5l5rg-CQ
>>68798663
Are you maybe slightly autistic? Not trying to be a dick here, but I know autists can't read emotions as well as other people. She was very, very clearly in 'ecstasy'
>>68799061
That's pretty gay
>>68799161
You're probably the one with autism, mate. She was clearly not weeping for joy: >>68798884
>>68799161
I might be. Fuck.
>>68799004
You a scandi?
>>68799247
Nope. American Caucasian mutt.
>>68799127
Ok seriously fuck off now
I'm surprised audiences didn't find this movie frightening. The baby scene left me sleepless that night. I'm curious about how accurate all the shit in the movie really was.
Why did the father get kicked out in the beginning of the movie? Is he a catholic Irish living in protestant America?
>>68799216
Lol. Yes she was dude.
>>68799275
Ha ha ha! Did I trigger you?
>>68799301
If that's how you're reading the face in that picture, you genuinely are emotionally retarded.
Not trying to be a dick or anything. But you're a sperg. All due respect, you dumb fucking faggot (no offense).
>>68799284
>is he a catholic irish
wow at least do some research into it if you literally have no idea what you're talking about. They are puritans from England, the whole community are Puritans from England. He got kicked out for "prideful conceit", so it's not clear exactly what he did.
>>68799321
No it's just retarded
>>68799338
Ha sure bro
Do you want to live deliciously?
>>68799370
kthankxforyouropinion
>listening to metal
don't shoot up your middle school, it gets better bro
>>68799399
>responding to an autist
shiggy diggy scrappy doooo
>>68799430
Been out of high school for over a decade.
>>68799521
I guess it didn't get better, then.
>tfw you hoped for a happyish ending
>>68799432
Stay mad little bitch
>>68799034
>>68799171
>>68799430
>>68799534
Hipster faggot.
>>68799652
edgelord faggot
>>68796684
I thought it was a little disappointing, didn't live up to the hype I had heard. I just wanted a little more cult shit, but I guess it wasn't that kind of movie. Still a very cool. Great visuals.
Why are goats so damn spooky? I clenched my asshole every time it was on screen.
>>68799534
In what regard? That I have 2 degrees and life is good? Didn't listen to metal in high school, by the way.
Any more uninformed assumptions?
>>68799759
Life probably isn't good if you're listening to music for the emotionally handicapped.
>>68799393
Pretty much every hedonistic anon on this baord has already sold his soul to the devil as far as catholicism is concerned.
>not living deliciously
>>68799840
Kthanxforyouropinion
What's the whole Black Philip nursery rhyme?
>>68799589
madman
>>68797356
I thought the ending was the only part where the tension was taken out from me.
The whole movie, I was fucking stressed out and tense. Then seeing such a fantastical ending, really made me lose all the tension the film had built up.
I think you could have had the same ending, but subtle and mysterious instead of shoving it in your face.
>>68800172
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
A crown grows out his head,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
To nanny queen is wed.
Jump to the fence post,
Running in the stall.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of all.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sky and land,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sea and sand.
We are ye servants,
We are ye men.
Black Phillip eats the lions
From the lions' den.
>>68800732
so basically Satan is the ruler of men on earth?
>>68799882
>tfw even if you'd meet the devil and ask him for a deal, the only he he'd offer you for your crappy soul would be a pack of gum
>>68800887
yeah
the Lion is also the symbol of Judah which is the bloodline Jesus came from.
it was all caused by ergot poisoning
there was no devil and no witch
>>68801696
Yeah sure there was ergot poisoning, but I don't think it all happened because of it. It was just there and so was the witch and the devil. At least thats how I like to see the film.
>>68801417
deep
>>68797319
>>68797356
Reported for spoilers. Get fucked and learn it, faggots.
>>68796684
>Are there any other goatkino worth watching?
Although it's not appreciated as much as it ought to be around here, Raimi's Drag Me To Hell is a Goat film and GOAT kino on top. Plus it's also funny as fuck.
>>68797356
>build-up
What you mean thetalking goat?
>>68803084
>not using spoiler tags.
Get fucked.
>>68803164
>still hasn't watched the movie
Should I spoiler that Darth Vader is Luke's father too?
>>68803164
>thread full of spoilers
>only one post used tags
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68803261
I have. It's called courtesy, asshole. Also it's stated in the boards rules, so go fuck yourself.
>>68803298
Gotta start teaching the faggots somewhere
>>68803334
Hey I mentioned the other day that Rosebud was a sled and Ned Stark dies at the end of the first season.
Where were you then?
>>68803699
Try reading the board rules. I'm not going to spoon feed you here.
>>68803834
get that pole out of your ass
you must be new if you think spoiling in one of these threads is a serious offense, anyone with common sense opens this thread fully aware that there will be spoilers, using them isn't necessary, and mods know this, and no user complains either
you're just being pedantic
>>68802817
that goat was great.
Dunno if it was as good as Black Phillips powerhouse performance though
>>68804265
it was definitely funnier
>>68797382
goatflick at best
>>68799004
no the ending should have been
>she walks naked into the woods
>discovers the coven
>shrugs
>turns and winks at the camera
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>68803943
>supporting ignorance and newfaggotry
>calling people who don't new
Yeah, I'm inclined to ignore you.
>>68801417
The lion and his maine are also sun symbolism in general, the 'son' of god etc..
>>68799759
>lying on a Laotian pencil tapestry subreddit
>baahaa
>baaah
>>68805602
>subreddit
You went too far this time
