I was thinking about two characters in conflict clashing.
Let's give them depth and clear motivations.
I'll start:
>Rain assaults the ground.
Batman takes large, powerful steps
Suddenly CIA steps from the shadows, his boots assaulting the ground as he walks
>>68790865
Superman takes small, dainty steps, like a ballerina.
Batman: Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
wonder woman falls through a grid
>Pvt. Connor is seen with his squadron treaching across the muddy vietnam forest floor
>the feeling in the air is tense
>dogs and soldiers can be seen shivering and some quietly whimpering, with the exception of Sargeant Wahlberg
>Wahlberg stops in his tracks and signals for his squad to stop
>"Something smells like... shit"
>they all ready their weapons
>a zing is heard and Lt.Kibbles lands with a thud
>Pvt. Buddy runs to his friend, whimpering and licking his face
>Pvt. Connor beings laying down suppresing fire towards the position of those god damned gooks
>Mark flanks around back
>after a short firefight, Mark can be seen holding a 10 inch knife
>"VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS"
>he goes bersek, tearing through the backs of every last yellow subhuman
>Mark stabs the last one in the leg and disarms him
>the gook stares up at Mark, babbling in his moon runes
>Mark curbstomps him for 40 minutes of the film, until Connor pulls him off
>Mark falls on his knees and stares at the sky
>It Ain't Me starts to play
>>68790739
Batman:
I saw what you did, you snapped his neck! People call you Superman. What they should call you is Murderman.
Superman:
I know what I did, and I would do it again! Anything to keep this planet safe. I have to keep this rage hidden. If it ever comes out again, I don't know if I can keep it at bay.
Batman:
I can help you, together we can form the Justice League. Me, you, and our pals here.
Cyborg:
Hi
Wonder Woman:
Hi there boys
Aquaman:
I'm thirsty
Green Lantern:
I know I'm green, but I'm ready
Superman:
I will be your leader, together we can destroy any alien threat that comes our way.
Alfred:
Master, would you like me to deploy the Justice League headquarters in space
Batman:
Yes Alfred, go ahead with it
Flash:
Oh hey guys, who's Bats talking to?
Green Lantern:
who knows
Aquaman:
How can you humans handle this air!
Martian Manhunter:
I am also here
"Everyone looks shockingly at the alien, they do not know his name."
*gasp*
>EXT. GOTHAM ROOFTOPS - NIGHT
>BATMAN does Crossfit in the assaulting rain. SUPERMAN cuts through the curtain of tiny water droplets as he flies into view.
>BATMAN: Hey!
>SUPERMAN: Oh, hey Batm-
>BATMAN: FUCK YOU, FAGGOT. I'MMA BAT, CAW-CAW!
>SUPERMAN: SUCK MY DICK, BITCH.
>BATMAN: TELL THAT TO ZOD'S TIGHT PUSSY
>SUPERMAN: WHOA, DUDE. NOT COOL!
>BATMAN: SUPERMAN? MORE LIKE SUPERFAG.
>SUPERMAN: I'M GOING TO FUCKING ACTUALLY MURDER YOU SO FUCKING HARD YOU PIECE OF SHIT BATFUCKER
>Superman slowly descends to the rooftop. DC Fanboys wake up from the deep sleep the movie had cast them into until now. The two DC TITANS march towards eachother with resolve and malicious intent.
>Batfleck removes his polo shirt
>Supercavil checks his hair in the mirror and frowns
>They size each other up. Lightning rips open the night sky.
>LEX LUTHOR (OS): I'm a fucking retard.
>BATMAN: WAIT!
>SUPERMAN: Huh?
>BATMAN: ... What's your mom's name?
>SUPERMAN: Er... uh, Martha. Why?
>BATMAN: (blubbering) You're my actual best friend now.
>SUPERMAN: (also crying) NO WAY! Seriously? That means a lot, dude.
>BATMAN: Hey, Superman.
>The two DC TITANS inch closer together. Their big gay muscles pressing firmly into one another.
>BATMAN: You know what I think that S on your tits really stands for?
>Superman has big sparkling Moe eyes for some reason.
>SUPERMAN: W-w-what, Bat-Senpai?
>Batman's lips hover over Superman's. Superman trembles in his embrace.
>BATMAN: It doesn't stand for SuperMAN. It stands for Super... FRIEND. And I should know, I'm the world's most Bat-like detective.
>Superman looks directly into the camera
>Superman: JUSTICE LEAGUE!
Wrote it in 20 minutes.
Agent Bill Wilson starts calling the agency to file a flight plan.
>>68790739
lol
>>68790865
lol
>>68790897
lol
>>68790903
lol
>>68792053
lol
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>>68791489
Approved
EXT. - Day
Brendan's apartment
>Brendan: JUST
