ITT : historical figures you want to see a movie of. Props if you cast it.
>>68788981
What kind of self hating dullard would watch a movie about this wench.
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Francisco Pizarro. I seriously cannot believe no one has made a tv show out of the Conquest of the Incas yet. Not to mention the Game Of Thrones style political fuckery that went on during that time.
>170 Spanish Conquistadors take over an empire of 10 million single-handedly through brute force and skillful politicking
While we're at it, Hernan Cortes should have his own as well. Afonso de Albuquerque too. That entire time is god-tier for stories.
Benicio "Medellin" Del Toro and Richard Ramirez
>>68789050
If it was typical leftist propaganda about how utterly wonderful she is I wouldn't bother.
However, if it went into all of the people she's sacrificed to Moloch and the lesbian gangbangs I would watch it.
>>68788981
i dont want to seem stupid, but who?
>>68789341
It's Hillary Clinton.
>>68789341
Maddie Ziegler
>>68789341
the kid from that Sia video
>>68789253
>and the lesbian gangbangs
if there isn't a scene of her laughing her ass to pieces over getting a child rapist off scot free, there's no point
Who would you cast as the title character?
>>68789582
and maddie will look like
>>68789370
I had no idea, she was so cute, 10/10 would ask to school dance
>>68789423
>born into decent family
>because of connections and marriage, get a fuckton of land
>because of more connections, be given a senior officer's commission in the Virginia Militia
>Given orders to simply build a fort in Ohio
>Find Frenchies on the way and butcher them
>Get fucked when more Frenchies arrive
>Get sent back to Virginia despite being responsible for mass-murder
>Mass-murder becomes one of the reasons for the French and Indian War
>French and Indian War costs Britain and its colonies dearly
>Britain levies taxes to help pay for it since the colonies were pretty responsible for the war anyway
>LOLNO FUCK TAXES
>George Washington becomes general of Continental Army
>Loses.... Loses... Loses... Wins because it was Christmas.... Loses... Wins because Britain decided that it cared more about putting down the Indian(dot) revolt than the American one so they don't send reinforcements
>With the help of France, Spain, and the Netherlands, the USA wins its independence
>Renege on promise to the Spanish that we won't end the war without Spain winning Gibraltar
>Confederation isn't working so well...
>Draft Constitutional, Federal Republic instead
>Become first president because "I WON THE WAR AND OUR INDEPENDENCE!"
>Moves capital to New York City
>Dies after serving two terms
>New capital is named after him
>>68789654
It was something I didn't learn until college, but I always find it hilarious that George Washington pretty much singlehandedly started the first global war
>>68788981
>>68789600
Maddie won't look anything like Clington as long as she doesn't smoke/do drugs, maintains a healthy diet and doesn't tan too much.
>>68789136
>Hernan Cortes should have his own as well.
You want a movie of a crying faggot nigga?
>>68789629
shes a cute-childhood pictures goldmine
>>68789790
she already tans a lot
>>68789797
>crying faggot
>The night he lost most of his troops and treasure after fighting through hundreds of Aztecs to escape a floating city
Confirmed for not knowing how to lead troops.
>>68789215
I feel as if this guy is considered handsome
As played by Miles Richardson
>>68789748
STANDING
Fukuzawa Yukichi
Maybe a miniseries rather than a movie. I guess his story might not have broad appeal, though.
I dunno. Ken Watanabe? He seems like the go to Japanese guy for shit...
>>68789654
Wow, nice anti-American liberal education you have there you pinko shit, go grab an eagle statue and say the pledge of allegiance forty times or else the Founding Fathers will send you to Soviet Russia.
The Black Prince needs a movie.
>>68790606
no idea who he was, but i saw his armor when I studied abroad, pretty dope
>>68789898
Fascinating that this beautiful innocent looking little girl turned out to be a murdering nihilistic psychopath bent on absolute power. Actually, that makes her that more desirable. Fap Fap.
>>68790719
tldr he captured the king of France in battle during the Hundred Year's War, plus many other adventures until he died aged 45.
>>68790794
>>68790900
that's pretty cool, how come Shakespeare didnt write about him?
>>68789215
Quintin Cucktino without the JUST hairline
>>68788981
anyone else see the lack of empathy in those eyes?
>>68789898
She would have been perfect in the 50's flick, The Bad Seed.
>>68791202
Shakespeare's interest was more in the struggle for the English crown in the 15th century than he was in the Hundred Year's War. Besides "King John", all of his history plays are about the rise of the Tudor dynasty, or the rise and fall of the Lancastrians that (more or less) preceded them. The Black Prince was not really part of either dynasty.
>>68791614
I want a movie about the chilean independence, the "proceres" are literally GOAT, so many badass characters, sucks that it'll never happen
>>68791790
Ok, now you are getting too old son. Keep it old school, you know the drill.
Brian Blessed as Barbarossa
>>68791790
she was a legit qt, went real downhill real fast in college though around the time she left the college republicans
>>68790350
Nah he jus a scary nigga
>>68789370
Oh fuck nigga your right; even 70s hillary was kinda cute
>>68791885
You afraid of strong women m8??
Benedict Cumberbach
>>68792305
Directed by Matt and Trey
Don't mind me, just standing here being perfectly cast as Teddy Roosevelt
>>68792352
What would the plot be tho? Teddy did a bunch of bad ass stuff butbnothing really climxed his career maybe build to t he pananama canal? Idk
>>68792418
Spanish-American War movie when???
>you will never see the Rough Riders slap the shit out of Spaniards
also, we need a movie about this badass.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9o_Major
and Mad Jack Churchill, of course.
>>68790466
ON THE DUBS
>>68792418
I've often thought about a stoic one-setting period piece about him dealing the death of quentin
call it like the bull moose in winter or some shit
We need more movies about the Lewis and Clark Expedition.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter
Honestly I would like to see a movie about Audie Murphy, but I can't think of anybody badass enough to play him apart from Murphy himself.
>>68789898
>>68790924
>>68788981
>>68791790
>>68792236
>someone in this thread has a link to all of hillary's childhood photos and isn't sharing
>>68792236
You can see there she's already a sociopath.
>>68788981
Thats Maddies´s Grandma?
>>68792863
>college years
Why am I not fucking surprised?
>>68792418
The greatest thing about Teddy is that he was a learned baddass. When he was president, whenever the Smithsonian came across some weird fossil they couldn't identify, they sent it to the White House for him to figure that shit out.
>>68788981
she's hot af. who is she?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasili_Arkhipov
We need a movie about the man who defied orders during the Cuban Missile Crisis and single-handedly stopped a nuclear war.
>>68792567
I was about to post this, but current hollywood would ruin it.
Itd be cringy cause itd have politics injected into it.
>>68789790
Implying she doesn´t smoke drogs alreay.
Vladimir Komarov, the cosmonaut who died in reentry. As he plummeted to the ground, he began shouting and cursing the Soviet Union's scientists for putting him in a botched spaceship. He chose to be the pilot in place of Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space. They were good friends, and after his death Yuri Gagarin's demeanor changed drastically. A victim of shoddy soviet engineering, he demanded that in the event of his death, he wanted his funeral to be open casket to show his remains to the soviet officers who condemned him to die.
http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/remains-astronaut-vladimir-komarov-man-fell-space-1967/
>>68792972
Your mom.
>>68789629
>ywn ask hillary to prom
>>68793174
you're*
>>68793166
"Komarov was selected to command the Soyuz 1, in 1967, with Yuri Gagarin as his backup cosmonaut. Both knew the space capsule was not safe to fly, but everyone in space program was terrified of Brezhnev’s reaction to the mission being delayed or scrubbed. Komarov told friends he knew he would probably die. But he wouldn’t back out because he didn’t want Gagarin to die. Vladimir Komarov was among Gagarin’s best friends. Their families often got together, and on rare times when both men were free, they would go hunting together. They were best friends who were also part of a very small fraternity of men who had stared down death itself in order to travel to space.";_;
Why none has picked him up yet I will never understand...
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>>68788981
Too bad that Ed Harris is too old now.
What a fucking waste of a talented actor.
this pimp
>>68792986
To make it interesting, keep the whole movie on the sub except for the very end. Set it up so people think that it's historical fiction or something for the first 95% (talk about going to war with America, etc.), and Vasili seems unreliable/crazy/bad guy. Only at the end does the sub surface and you find out that he was right all along and just saved the world.
>>68789898
How did Chelsea turn out so ugly
>>68793197
>you will never slow dance with her and whisper a comprehensive economic plan into her ear
JDIMSA
>>68793231
what a couple of lads
>>68793209
Sorry for my bad engrish.
>>68789629
She looks like the cumdumpster in highschool that gave blowjobs behind the school dumpsters to anyone that wasn't scared of being rejected.
>>68793329
Nah, she actually looks like a stacey or cheerleader.
>>68793270
that would actually be pretty dope
>>68793259
this is bound to happen with how popular he is now, I'm glad public opinion has gone so far in his favor. It used to be most people didn't know him, and the ones who did were libertarian loonies who hated him for actually understanding economics
>>68793384
dope as fuck my brah-brah
>>68793357
No, she looks like a cocksucker with daddy issues.
I thought this was supposed to be either a movie or tv series?
>>68793231
fantastic movie
unfortunate about Komorov
>>68793357
she looks more like the second-tier popular girl, who was cute and popular, but not too cute and popular so you were able to think you had a chance with her for some reason, and now even after you moved on past that part of your life, and became way more well-adjusted than the loser you were in high school, her face still comes to you sometimes when you are lying in bed, and you wonder what shes up to these days
>>68789423
Production is in process for an action movie following his early career in the French and Indian Wars. I read the script, and though the screenwriter was one of Sorkin's proteges, I'm not sure it shows. It was compelling at parts and the war scenes are great, but it's really on the nose about the whole "we will rebel one day and I'm learning that I don't have to be a man of the crown".
It's called The Virginian
>>68793409
Well actual Shillary yes, but young Hillary looks like a nice pretty girl.
>>68792986
“Comrade, we have orders to launch!”
“Nah, that sounds like bullshit, lets wait a bit.”
“OK”
The End
>>68788981
Mad Jack Churchill.
I think the over the top style of 300 could work well.
>>68793472
Stop projecting, bro.
But you´re right.
>>68793507
didnt they already make that movie but with americans
>>68792986
That movie has already been made a couple of times.
>>68793472
you wanna talk through some stuff bro?
>>68793646
He's irl 40 year old virgin.
>>68789898
>>68788981
she owned slaves so forget it
>>68793472
whats it like actually being a faggot
>>68793472
"Like a bags of sand."
>>68794057
>>68792758
>Aged 50, Dexter wrote a book about himself – A Pickle for the Knowing Ones or Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress – in which he also complained about politicians, the clergy and his wife. The book contained 8,847 words and 33,864 letters, but no punctuation and its capitalization seemed random. At first, he handed his book out for free, but it became popular and was reprinted for sale eight times.[2] In the second edition, Dexter added an extra page which consisted of 13 lines of punctuation marks with the instructions that readers could distribute them as they pleased.
Fucking kek.
>>68792750
Fucking HBO cancelled their miniseries on them.
>>68794433
native american groups objected to sacagewa getting gangbanged every episode so they couldn't meet the HBO constant unnecessary filler sex and nudity quotas
>>68793166
Him cursing on the radio is bullshit Western propaganda. You couldn't do that back then. The parashute failed and then he fucking died. End of story.
>>68788981
From Preparing for Greenland expedition until retirement.
I dunno, maybe Fassbender in main role.
>>68792099
I dunno, looking pretty good 1980s.
>>68794275
Hearing men throughout history bitch about their wives warms my heart.
>>68795162
Hillary had always been good looking until at least early/mid 90s. Then, like many other women in their 40s, she started to fade pretty quickly.
Biopic of the key players in the creation of the Miluakee Protocol
It's an amazing story, when you consider how recently these events took place.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milwaukee_protocol
>>68789589
Natalie Dormer
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