(Alien) Daily reminder that
>The Jockey is just a retarded space suit
>Lamber was a tranny
>Ripley's canon height is only 5'7
>Walmart bought out Weyland-Yutani
Enjoy your 4/26, folks!
SJW drama about Ripley's shoes, yay
http://www.avclub.com/article/reebok-celebrates-ellen-ripley-selling-her-shoes-m-235853
>>68776266
Give me a tldr version of this.
>>68777238
They only sold Ripley's high-tops in men's sizes.
>>68776266
SJW exaggeration aside, I can kind of see their point. Making these LE is stupid anyway, but there's no reason why it can't come in both sizes.
>Lamber was a tranny
Wait what?
>>68776266
Well, they should make them in female sizes. It's a female character. It'd be like selling a Sarach Connor costume only for men.
>>68777525
>>68776266
Does any place sell Ripley's space panties?
>>68777645
Yeah but who's gonna be buying them? I doubt most of the fans of the Alien franchise are women.
>>68776266
>make a highly desired, requested set of shoes modeled after the ultimate female hero in sci fi/fantasy
>don't make them in women's sizes, arguably the demographic that would be the most interested in it
>only make 36 pairs for the US
>don't understand why people are pissed off
Reebok fucked up, senpai. Base case scenario is all the SJW will force them to add women's sizes and make more pairs for both genders. Only way they can get out of this without looking like retards.
>>68777777
Checked
>>68777777
impressive
>>68777475
There were only 36 pairs in the us. That is bonkers to me. They advertise this for months but at the last hour reveal there are only a few....
>>68777777
Nice get
>>68777777
I concede your point in light of those sextuples
>>68777777
CHECKED
i still think they should have emma wastson cut her hair again and have her fight aliens
>>68776266
I never understood LE shit like this. You have the potential to make gangbusters and you don't. At least use Preorders if you're afraid to produce too many
>>68777645
it's just a shoe, though and limited to 426 pairs. making a huge portion of that in female sizes wouldn't be really worth it, considering most will bought by middle-age male fans.
>>68777845
>don't make them in women's sizes, arguably the demographic that would be the most interested in it
are you fucking retarded or just memeing?
>>68777777
Holy 7s should make you right, but I know a fair amount of girls who like Alien. I actually found out about this through my friend's hipster film student sister who tried to get the shoes today.
Maybe it's not a huge market, but the fact that women are mad to begin with proves there was at least some interest in them.
>>68777777
check'd for Ripley shoes no one's gonna buy
>>68777777
Nice sexts
>>68777976
I thought those were Bishop's. Neither pair looks completely accurate to Ripley's tbqhmf
>>68777955
Maybe not a huge portion of the shoes should be in women's sizes, but at least SOME. At least to model it on a female
>>68777777
>>68777317
>>68776266
There were only 426 pairs anyways and REEbok botched the whole release
Watching Aliens right now.
I realize the older the get, the more attractive Sigourney Weave becomes.
Why is this?
And is there anyone in the current tv and film industry who is like Sigourney in this day and age?
>yfw this is the best Alien sequel we'll ever get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXMFRkdjrE
>>68777777
>>68777955
Prove me wrong, faggot.
Ripley's the go to model for STRONK INDAPENDANT WOMYN characters. Every sci fi/fantasy/horror female lead rips her off these days because it's so easy.
Even fake geek bitches know who she is.
>>68777957
makes sense, only a woman would be retarded enough to buy these shoes with the intent of actually wearing them.
>>68777525
That's why xenokane butt fucked her so hard. Nice.
I tried to get the high top alien stompers this morning and added them to my cart 3 separate times, but about half an hour of trying to checkout later, they were taken out of my cart. I knew they were limited because of the resale before they even went up but I didn't know they were fucking stupid limited or I wouldn't have wasted my time dealing with reebok's horrible servers crashing.
Yeah
>>68778110
Did the soundtrack ever get an official release?Is it on any torrent sites?
those shoes are ugly as hell. at least the marty mcfly ones had a gimmick and looked sorta cool.
perfect example of a costume piece that only looks good in a movie. you'd have to be a turbo autist to drop $200 on these and wear them in public.
>>68778110
is this game worth buying?
>>68777670
Some SJW tranny mocked that shit up. Ridley confirms her as female on the commentary.
>>68778140
>Prove me wrong
>STRONK INDAPENDANT WOMYN
>fake geek bitches
>>68778262
they're $175 and nobody's going to be wearing it with the current resale market
>>68778271
Yes, but only if A) you like survival horror and B) you play above normal difficulty
The resolution sucks a bit, but it's really about the experience and less about the plot.
>>68778224
sorry to hear it, m8.
these events tend to not work out too good unless you're lucky af. the pepsi perfect launch on bttf day was a mess too.
>>68777916
I think you should kill yourself.
I'm quite happy with her where she is, appearing only in shitty magazines and clickbait sites, talking about mug soggy knee.
>>68778406
>there are people that don't automatically set games to the hardest difficulty
Fucking casuals.
>>68778224
Same here.
Has I known they would be limited to 9 pairs per size, I wouldn't have wasted my time e
>>68778289
Nope. Massive Alien dork here, that's Lambert's character backstory provided to the actress from the production of the first Alien, and was used in Aliens during the WY board hearing scene. It's canon.
>>68778289
nah lambert was actually trans
>>68778444
Yeah I usually score on limited shoe releases but I was completely unfamiliar with how reebok works and I didn't think they would hype up a shoe they made less than 500 of for so long. Site crashed like five minutes before they dropped and couldn't connect until I presume they were all bought by bots. It happens, won't even bother trying again for future reebok releases.
>>68778745
>>68778761
But the alien rapes her and Ridley implies that through this act there will be more aliens meaning she has a womb, and throughout the commentary Ridley refers to the character as 'her', you niggers
>>68779287
She's referred to as "her" because it's the pronoun she prefers, you bigot
>>68777777
Wow
>>68778448
lol she just worked with the director of the others
worked with daniel bruhl in a film directed by german oscar winning foreign film
leading in the circle, technithriller with tom hanks
leading another ensemble cast and singing in beauty and the beast (shes got nice voice too)
>>68778289
>Ridley confirms her as female on the commentary.
Kek, this is a reference to the Deckard is a replicant fiasco, right? Well meme'd, good si-
>Some SJW tranny mocked that shit up.
Oh, you're just retarded. Never mind.
>>68778406
>Survival horror
It plays like a stealth game with jumpscares rather than any sh I've played
>>68779410
Oh, cool.
My pronoun is going inside your mother tonight, you fat fuck.
>>68777777
nice.
>>68779664
>implying LBGTfags aren't fucked up enough to pull shit like that for attention
They do it all the time.
Why was Lambert naked when Ripley found her?
>>68776002
Hey OP
Remember in Alien Resurrection when they all freak out about the Alien's actually reaching Earth?
Then they reveal Earth has been destroyed which leaves you wondering why they gave a fuck about the Alien's getting there at all?
What did they mean by this?
>>68780260
nobody wants to live with aliens
>>68780260
I think Joss Whedon was going for a Planet of the Apes type thing, and failed miserably.
>>68780260
>fucking shithole France JUST had to be featured in this shitheap movie
Just nuke it already, senpai.
>>68780460
t. Mohamed
>>68777757
Look at that bush
>poof
>>68780532
>projecting this hard
Why is it that when you fags come here to look around you all look brown? are there no white people left in France?
Also, why do you do creepy shit like stare out across the English channel (which you can't fucking see because it's raining) at 3am? seriously I live in Plymouth and I saw a whole group of you froggy faggots just standing there huddled together, staring at fuck all in silence.
I could tell it was you guys because you all wear shitty mismatched sportswear and shit.
You lot are fucking weirdos.
>>68778289
>>68780055
>be tranny SJW LBGTfag
>make up epic Lambert backstory and shoop a cute WY dossier file
>post it on tumblr and print it
>go back 30 years in time
>get career in movie sfx
>get job on Aliens set
>convince Cameron to use my epic shoop in courtroom scene
>profit
>come back to present
>cis white neckbeards on /tv/ are onto me
>cis white neckbeards on /tv/ aren't into me
>they're exposing my scheme
>#triggered
STOP OPPRESSING ME YOU FUCK
Alien 3 < Alien 4
>>68780260
It's a deleted scene though so who cares
>>68777777
Nice. Very impressive.
>>68777757
>tfw no ripley gf to snuggle
>>68783881
>wanting to wake up to a sweaty, no-ass gf pissing the bed and crying after another PTSD nightmare
>>68783997
>not wanting an endless supply of rough, nasty stress relief sex
>>68783997
sounds hot
>>68776002
Prometheus was such a dissapointment, I loved Alien and liked Aliens , the sequels are meh but when i sah Ridley was directing i was pumped. Only to realize Ridley is a hack fraud that got lucky with Bladerunner and Alien.
>>68784459
iktf
10/10 legacy destroying
>>68780260
Funny how they were able to capture future muslim Europe so accurately.
>>68777777
Very, very impresive.
>>68777777
And you'd be right.
>>68783881
>the face when
>>68784459
All the deleted scenes make Prometheus acceptable, explain a lot of strange character decisions.
Bad editing destroyed that movie.
>>68777777
Witnessed
has anyone here read William Gibson's original script for Alien 3? thoughts?
http://www.awesomefilm.com/script/Alien3.txt
>>68785123
>>68786036
>William Memeson
no thanks
>>68776002
>month first
lol
>>68786412
>judging an authors work based on one tv ep that he cowrote
his alien script is much better than the final version
>>68786667
just memeing, m8
chill