WE ARE THE TUNNEL SNAKES AND WE RULE
>we are the fuzzy .png
>teleprots behind you on boat
nothin personnel kid
JUST FUCK UP DORAN PLOTLINE SENPAI
Yeah it fucking sucked but there is a silver lining here.
We might get another topless scene by the hot one.
>>68769805
Oh wow, did they teleport to the Dothraki sea for this photo?
>>68769917
you are just a sexist
I'll put my snake in their tunnels if you get what I mean, especially the one in the middle.
bad poosy characters are protected by fedora armor and won't have anything extremely violent happen to them
How did they get on the boat?
you want the good cast but you need the bad pousey
First episode and already the season is ruined. Thanks, sneks.
GIBE DE BAD PUSI B0SS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAm_1PGWfrE
bad pucccci can stay
the rest - OUT
>>68770008
>skinny womanlets each wielding a unique useless weapon
B
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>>68770095
>using a whip in a 10x10 cluttered room on a boat
who writes this shit
>>68770095
Spear isn't useless
>>68770135
I like Spear Snek.
She has a Judge Dredd scowl
>>68769805
There you have the only Oscar-nominated actor/actress in GOT.
>>68770286
Which one?
>>68770135
It's a retarded weapon in close spaces.
>>68769876
that would be great if i hadn't already gone through puberty and developed the mental capacity to think about literally anything else
>>68770286
who?
>kinslaying is considered the most despicable thing you can possibly do so much so not even roose bolton would consider it
>"lol what the fuck sis you stole my kill"
>>68769805
is that a leaked picture from star wars episode 8?
>>68769805
>Every girl who does things in a show is Rey/Furiosa
Watch the Mountain do to them what he did to there more likable father.
Do the writers even pay attention to critique? They havent fixed anything
>>68769805
I feel like they're gonna die a horrible death.
>>68769805
>tfw sand sisters will rule dorne spouting some feminstic bullshit
>tfw danny will fly by on her dragon and burn their shit or ice zombies will kill them for being uncooperative cunts and jumping into pointless civil wars.
>>68770428
>the dothrakis are super savage and will rape and kill anyone
>"lol do you think this lady here has a blonde pussy hair breh"
>"we are knights who say ni"
>"ni ni"
>"ahahaha :p"
>>68770372
That I agree with but the spear itself is a pretty good weapon
>>68770428
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Goodmen academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret Flays on Stannis' Army, and I have over 300 confirmed Flays. I am trained in goodmen warfare and I’m the top Flayer in the entire goodmen army. You are nothing to me but just another Reek. I will Flay you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Ravens? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the North and your Location is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the Flaying, maggot. The Flaying that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Flay you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Flaying men, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Goodmen and all of their hounds and I will use it to its full extent to Flay your miserable ass off the face of Westeros, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re Flaying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking Flayed, kiddo.
I asked this in another thread but never got a response, what is their endgame?
Like what do they expect to achieve by killing Doran? Do they just want to rule Dorne? Then why all the bullshit about oberon's death?
>>68770650
They want an independent kingdom?
>>68770585
Not bad. But you stuck too much to the original post. You should have made a reference to The Wall or even families like Lanisters or others.
>>68770650
they are going to declare war on lannisters and tyrells
ME WANT THE BAD PUNANI
>>68770650
Revenge for Oberyn dying in a perfectly acceptable trial by combat where he volunteered as the champion. Women are real dumb.
>>68769805
So apparently the official HBO stance on their teleportation abilities are that they just got on really fast boats, stayed out of sight the whole way, then waited until Jaime left Trystane on the docked boat out in the deep waters completely unguarded while he went to KL to tell Cersei Myrcella was kill.
>>68770650
I think it's mostly revenge and whoever is on their way and not with them is gonna be killed.
Doran was too soft for them, he didn't care for war, they needed him to be in charge and on their side, but he wasn't really so they killed him.
>>68770421
Keisha Castle Hughes
>>68770751
But they don't have a fucking chance, do they?
>>68770711
How is Dorne not independent? Because Doran wouldn't murder a teenage girl?
>>68770357
Keisha Castle Hughes
>>68770857
well the sneks are pretty invincible thus far
and the lannisters have been dropping like flies
so i think they've a good shot
;)
>>68770865
It's part of the Seven Kingdoms and ruled by le iron throne.
>>68770428
They are bastards so not technically kin.
>ywn be sexually dominated by snek girls
;_;
>>68770523
you mean:
>tfw snäk sisters will rule dorne spouting some feminstic bullshit
>kelly c flies by on her dragon "I see you have created a respectful society - i will let you rule dorn independently"
>they all fuck daario
>they become best buds and the all femme army wrecks the ice zombies
![Sand-Snake[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pDWuwOP.jpg "Sand-Snake[1].jpg")
BUTCH
>be me, the Prince of dorne
>lannisters kill my aunt and her babies
>after years of planning, my father hooks me up with the king's qt sister
>we'll finally be able to have #justiceforelia
>oberyn dies in a trial by combat that he willingly participated in
>oh fugg
>his paramour wants vengeance
>kills my waifu, ruins our plans
>kills mi papi
>kills beautiful, innocent, baby Areoh Hotah, one of the most skillful fighters in westeros, with a blunt dagger
>my cousins, who I was raised with and love very much, kill me, then fucking quip about it like i'm the asshole that raped and killed our aunt and then their father
>MFW
I am fucking baffled. That made no sense whatsoever. What the fuck are they thinking with this storyline? Worst thing ever filmed.
>>68770986
LEONARDO LEADS
>>68770857
They've got plot armor, what else do you need?
>>68769846
severely underrated post
>>68771188
>>68769846
Samefag.
>>68771031
Yeah, I liked the first episode in general but this shit had me shake my head, pause the stream and go for a pissed off cigarette at the "stupid bitch" part. It felt so fucking out of place in the show.
>rome canceled
>deadwood canceled
but
>game of shits season fucking SIX
>>68771229
sorry lad
>>68770790
>Women are real dumb.
I think its writters who's dumb here.
That whole subplot feels and looks like its straight from 90's hercules or xena. Its fucking cheap, everything about it. Completely out of sync with the rest of the show.
>>68771278
>>68771278
>tfw they rushed the end of season 2 of rome because of game of thrones
>>68771278
I bet normies liked to see Doran die
>>68770472
This is photoshop right ? I never noticed cruz actually looks like a fucking rat , holy shit
