>you thought you were the dewey of your family but you were actually the reese
>>68757142
Some would say... You were the reverse.
>He wasnt the brother that went to boarding school and had a cute Asian girlfriend.
>You were originally the Malcolm but slowly turned into the Reese over years of not giving a shit
>>68757173
>Asian
I was more like Francis. The hellraiser older brother nobody talks about.
but Reese wasn't actually that bad
>>68757212
Please, you were never malcolm
>think I'm the Malcolm
>slowly fuck my shit up and my grades become garbage
>think I'm now the Francis
>turns out Francis actually manages to get a job and a gf
>I'm Reese
>>68757142
ITT: Deluded people
You'reCraig.Each and every one of us, including me.
>thought I was the Hal
>I'm actually the Malcolm
could be worse daysoo
>tfw I'm the Malcolm and the others know it and don't even try to hide their spite
>>68758395
You are the Craig, fatso.
>>68758338
I openly admit Im a Craig, but Im a lot more quiet and maybe less obnoxious, still a mess of a human bean desu
>>68758821
not fat
and not an old loser in a dead end job
>>68757142
>tfw i was orginally Malcolm but became Hal because shit got real
>>68759089
yes fat
and young loser without a job
>>68759164
I work in a clc doing client interviews and lodging foi requests, and I squatted 3.5pl8 for reps today m80 (with no valgus, shit was so cash)
>>68757142
who the fuck is dewey or reese? wtf are u talking about, autist?
>>68759229
your memes won't let you escape from reality Craig
>tfw Jamie
>>68757142
>start out as malcolm
>become francis during late teens
and now I await a woman to wed so that I can become my final form, Hal.
>>68757303
But then Francis re-fucks his shit up when he gets fired from the ranch, and basically becomes a manchild with no job in a tiny apartment.
>>68759260
Shutup stevie
>>68760144
He gets a boring desk job in an office which he loves and basically becomes Hal 2.0. Didn't you see the ending?
>>68757142
> tfw malcolm and went full reese because I was a huge lazy fucker
No matter how smart you are, you need to work hard
>>68757239
Well?
>>68763392
Wasn't she supposed to be Native American?
>tfw that kid that shows up and starts living there for a while completely unnoticed for the most part.