Would you watch Mary Poppins 2 starring Emily Blunt? A 101 Dalmatians spin-off about Cruella starring Emma Stone? Sequels to Maleficent and Jungle Book? How about live action adaptions of The Nutcracker, Tinker Bell starring Reese Witherspoon, and Dumbo directed by Tim Burton?
Yes you say? Well I’ve got good news for you...
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/disney-claims-dates-for-several-new-movies-confirms-jungle-book-2-mary-poppins-sequel-1201760227/
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there is only one acceptable live action Cruella
>>68750679
FUCK YOU DISNEY
>Cruella spin off
So a Dalmation killed her parents?
How much do they pay you for this shit OP
NO NO NO NO NO FUCK OFF
JULIE ANDREWS IS MARY POPPINS
>Sequels to Maleficent
Who wanted this?
Seeing as how the Jungle Book was great, I wouldn't mind.
I might support it for sheer waifu and fetish material, but if that's all I want from a Disney movie I can just watch a highlights reel on Youtube.
You can't Jew me yet, MouseCorp
>>68750679
oh god yes i would
sexy cruela and mary poppins are two of my fetishes
>>68750679
>A 101 Dalmatians spin-off about Cruella starring Emma Stone?
Is it a porn version? Is that why Frogfu has been working on her ass and legs?
>Emma as cruella
my dick
Disney needs to stop with these instagram who're-tier remakes
She only wanted to murder those dogs because she had a hard life. Working her way up from nothing with men constantly demeaning her and sexually harassing her, she got to the top of the highly competitive fashion world. So can you understand why it's not so bad she feels the urge to skin puppies to death?
>>68751041
that's for her Billie Jean King movie
>>68750679
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>68750758
this, she is perfect as the role.
Emma Stone is too....plump? something about her is too approachable and round, needs more jagged shapes.
literal mouth breather
>>68751103
If they were casting for a flat-chested lesbian with bad hair, why not hire Ellen Page?
>>68750679
You do realize Julie Andrews was also a very talented singer. Can Emily Blunt even sing?
>mfw i did the count and disney has at least two-dozen "life-action" remakes/spinoffs of their animated movies
brb gonna commit sudoku
>tfw she is a drunk lazy nanny
>>68751309
shame about what happened to her voice
>>68751311
in production i mean
Just fucking give me a live action Hercules starring a qt muscle twink with nice thighs, Disney you shits
>Dumbo directed by Tim Burton
I'd be super interested in that if it was 1995.
>>68750679
>film humanizing a puppy killer
Oh, yeah this is definitely not a shoot in the foot. No way they are going to piss the media and general public.
>>68750807
You joke, but I'm pretty sure they will try to justify with some childhood trauma.
>>68751309
>tfw you will never be practically perfect in every way
>>68750679
Disgusting.......despicable...I guess emily blunt's okay..I think
how sad....oh well...R.I.P movies and films all movies will be remade, no original scripts, no good casting in films...oh well...
Emma Stone really knows how to pick them roles, huh? She would be better doing the The Big Shoe.
>>68750679
>Plots and schemes to murder 101 puppies in order to make a coat
I'm genuinely curious to see how they make this a man's fault.
i want to suck on emma stone's literally perfect feet
>>68751309
>Emily Blunt even sing?
Probably not, and certainly no where near the level of Julie Andrews.
>>68751805
I wanna watch Mary Poppins now
but who will play Burt
>>68751882
Tom Hardy.
>>68751882
her spic husband
who is a lamplighter, not a chimneysweep
>>68750679
>ywn lick Emma Stone's feet
jdimsa already ;_;
>>68751859
Do it.
>>68751966
>>68751805
She sings in Into the Woods. Anyone can sing in film.
>>68751966
>>68752001
>>68752009
>Anyone can sing in film.
That's true these days that they just let anyone sing yeah. Just look at the 2012 Les Miserables film. Julie Andrews had a soprano level voice though.
Emma Stone reveals herself as a literal demoness.
Would you sacrifice your life if it meant being reincarnated as her four inch tall personal foot slave? She has the power to make it happen.
>>68752123
How do I make this happen? Do I need candles and goat blood or something?
>>68752252
You're handed a Black Book and a quill, all you need to do is sign. With trembling hands, you sign it, immediately losing consciousness.
You awake sandwiched firmly between her sandal and the powerful sole of her divine foot.
She would use you 24/7 and your only non-Emma contact would be the rare occasions when she loans you out to her girlfriends for a few days.
The downside is that your new home would be her sweetiest, grimiest, most well-worn blackened flats. You would sleep in them and if you got cold then she would reach into her hamper and give you a used, sweet-drenched ankle sock for you to use as a sleeping bag. Much of your diet would come from drinking her pure footsweet and consuming any of the fruits that her feet provide. All of the yummy things which grow under her toenails, all of the yummy treats wedged between her toes, all of the yummy foot grime, and all of the yummy foot slime would be your daily meals. Always remeber to thank the chef with many kisses.
When she's working or outside the house, she keeps you inside of one of the shoes that she is wearing. You are pressed underneath her foot sole, serving as a cushion for her feet to absord her footfalls. She's going to be stomping on you with her soles for hours and she will not give you any sympathy or breaks. She needs you to serve as an insole, and that means she is going to treat you like an insole. She expects you to withstand all of her many footsteps and footstomps and she wants each time her sole slams into you to be met with a kiss. She wants to be walking on your love and adoration, as if she is a goddess gliding above her worshippers.
When she comes home, she will let you out of her shoe. This is when you begin servicing her feet. You kiss them, you lick them, you suck them, you worship them, you make love to them. You do this until three conditions are met: her feet are clean, her feet are happy, and her feet feel as if they have been properly worshipped.
>>68752123
>Emma Stone reveals herself as a literal frog.
ftfy
Look at the sheer perfection of these feet.
I could write entire poems dedicated to them.
>>68752648
done and done!
>>68750679
tim burton dumbo sounds interesting. that was one of my favorites growing up.
>>68750679
>Emily Blunt will never be your nanny who spanks you too hard when you're naughty then sexually molests you.
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