How would you feel if the Steve Raimi Spiderman was put into the Marvel Cinematic Universe and instead of Spiderman homecoming we got Spiderman 4?
It would be guarenteed to be the best Marvel film ever
>>68739115
It would be great, maybe he could get ant man to fix the door
who the fuck is steve raimi
many things in raimi trilogy simply wouldnt fly in modern day MCU. People would look back and ask themselves; "Wow, is poster boy Captain America really allied with this rape-loving psychopath?"
>>68739115
>Steve Raimi
>>68739115
it would feel like an actual "homecoming".
>>68739115
I'd literally nut
Not even kidding, the only villains I've ever really wanted to see on screen that I haven't are Mysterio and Carnage and having Sam Raimi lead a story that's brutal as fuck but funny similarly to Evil Dead centered around Kasady would be beautiful.
>>68739115
>Steve
>mfw I called him Steve Raimi again
>mfw I can't edit my posts
>>68739115
All of Tony Stark's quips would be about Peter Parker being a whiny piece of shit. They'd all make fun of him for being a pussy and bully him to suicide. I think it could work.
>>68739224
"hey, cap, I guess I'm fine with one nigger on the team, but two? Unless we're going to be fighting cotton at a plantation, they won't be very useful to us."
>>68739115
I'd love to see them explain the timeline
I don't feel the casual racism of that series would fit well.
>>68739314
>He doesn't know how to edit his posts
Let's point and laugh, kids
Edit: LOL
>>68739466
Pls help anon
>>68739466
Good thing he doesn't know how to delete other people's posts, though luckily for him I've already deleted the rougher ones so his newfag self could cope with the embarrassment.
>>68739707
Yeah lucky, I went to delete one I think you got to earlier but it was already gone
Edit: Oops, typo. How embarrassing
>>68739425
>after Spiderman 3 Peter goes into retirement
>Soon nearly everyone forgets about him except Tony Stark
>Somehow finds out who he is and where he's been hiding and asks him to help fight the good fight
Hope you enjoyed my autistic fan fiction.
>>68739767
Yeah but
>Spiderman in retirement
>Doesn't come out of retirement when New York is attacked like 3 times
Better be a damn good reason, and not a "muh Rachel" like that fag Batman
>>68739847
He gets PTSD and becomes an emotional wreck and enters a psychiatric ward because he's a pussy. Tony slaps him and makes him drink toilet water and bullies him into normalcy again. They go to fight the good fight.
>>68739847
>Some villain found out Peter was Spiderman so they threatened to kill aunt may
>Aunt may dies somehow so Peter gets mad and kills villain
>Can't take being Spiderman anymore and so retires
>>68740075
Nah fuck that, that ain't Spiderman. It needs to be some natural shit, the problem is, it will never fit in because the Avengers universe and Raimi's trilogy taking place in the same universe with no reactions to each other is an impossibility. Now if Avengers didn't involve New York getting attacked, it would have worked naturally
>>68740176
Spiderman kills himself because he cant get over mary jane (because hes a whiny pussy) The avengers do some magic shit and ressurect him. Then they go fight the good fight.
Peter Parker dies because he's a bitch. The avengers use his dead body as a bullet shield. They go fight the good fight.
>>68739115
I'd love it. It'd feel like we were picking up where we left of, yet with seasoned characters.
Spiderman: Homecoming is a shit title btw.
>>68739115
You mean Sam Raimi?
It would be the most fucking awesome movie ever. Way to make someone depressed.
>>68740585
>Spiderman: Homecoming is a shit title btw
Agreed. Sounds like Varsity Blues meets the Marvel Universe.
>>68739115
Maybe if Homecoming is lackluster because everyone is fucking tired of seeing Peter in high school for the hundredth fucking time they can do a spider verse movie and bring back Tobey and Garfield and give them proper send offs.
We all know the porn parody of spiderman homecoming will be called spider man im cumming
Has Raimi ever stated any interest in returning to the franchise?
>>68740863
It'll be a stoner porn parody. I'm cuuuuuuming Mary Jane!
>>68740866
He has.
>>68740866
He did
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2015/10/29/sam-raimi-would-love-to-help-with-marvels-spider-man-movie?utm_source=IGN%20hub%20page&utm_medium=IGN%20%28front%20page%29&utm_content=3&utm_campaign=Spotlight&watch=true
Imagine if they made some type of a universe clash where the young Peter parker from the MCU universe would meet the older Toby Maguire spiderman froma parallel universe and theyd have to work together. Of course Toby would end up killing himself in the middle of it because he remembers hes a whiny pussy.
>>68740945
>>68740997
I don't see why the studio won't at least consider his approach to another film with him. At least brainstorm and see where that takes them.
>>68741096
Peter's always been a bitch even in the comics. He was Stark's bitch in Civil War.
I don't see how he's whiny in the Raimi films like you claim. He gets shit on and he's an awkward and ugly fucking dork who mopes briefly and then deals with it. What's the problem exactly? He has a bad day in Spider-man 2 and 3 but he's not exactly cutting himself.
You're probably confusing your dislike of the actor and projecting it into the films.
Fuck bringing the character back to high school. It's soooo played.
How about the solid storyline of Peter working at the Bugle, and Spidering it up while managing a relationship with one of his many babes? Keeping it simple is sometimes the best course of action with these movies.
>>68739115
>Steve Raimi
>>68739115
call the spider wheelchair lady i don't know her name, and just take spiderman and throw him into the mcu
>>68741671
don't tell me what to do
>>68741339
When the film came out it was a common complaint about 2 and 3, and that was before news came out that Toby was a bit of a dick
>>68739274
I'd love to see a movie based on the 2000 Spider-Man game
>>68739115
Id rather see a Spidergirl movie by Raimi. Maguire all grown up.
Or tugboat Spidey in the Avengers
God no. Maguire was the shittiest Spiderman.
>>68743187
Fuck off, Garfield
>>68739115
Can't sink the Tugboat.
>>68739262
>That hair on the ground near the food
So the sequel to Spider-Man Homecoming will deal with a marvel multiverse and have Garfield and Tobey?
Edit: wrote Grafield
>>68743629
>preferring whiny pussy bitch Tobey Maguire as Spiderman
What was wrong with Garfield, besides having a giraffe neck?
>>68743949
Well the movies sucked balls for one, and he was obnoxious, boring, and unconvincing as a nerd/loser/whatever
>>68739115
wont happen sony owns the rights to spideman
>>68744838
Did you even read the comics, like ever? He was never a loser. He had bitches chasing after him almost day one and even though Flash gave him shit constantly that group of people were always asking him to hang out.
>>68745892
Well then the 'amazing spider-man' movies also failed at showing that side of peter then. Besides the other points though
>>68746012
Also, I never said anything about the actor being a good Peter Parker.
>>68746082
Was Peter Parker a nerd in the comics?
>>68745892
>>68746157
Peter Parker was most definitely a nerd and loser in the comics, just one that talked back. Its pretty clear whoever made that post either is pretending to have read the comics or hasn't read them in a while. The first issue has him asking some girl out, only for her to laugh at him and drive off with the cool kids.
>>68746247
I didn't say he was a winner off the bad, but about a year or two into the comics he's already dating Better Brant and some other bitch is thirsting on his dick.
As for reading the comics, I started from issue 1 last year so my memory is plenty fresh.
>>68746400
*off the bat
>>68746400
Yes, AFTER he became Spider-Man and more assertive, a women at the Bugle and a girl from his school started liking him. Everyone else still hated him though, including every single guy at his school. This idea that he was never a loser or a nerd is absolutely retarded.
>>68746514
pls stop and read the comics jesus
>>68746711
Are you debating this? He didn't even have one male friend until he went to college. Every guy at his high school was constantly hostile towards him and only girl there liked him.
