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write an idea for a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode
>larry get iwatch
Larry gets put into a wacky situation that he could easily explain his way out it of but he doesn't because its funny or something
>>68720457
Larry has a continuous run in with Caitlyn Jenner and offends him, but is sure to remind him that he murdered someone with his vehicle.
>>68720556
>him
Get fucked
Larry is misunderstood because of illogical social rules
>>68720457
Larry kills himself. Happy?
/thread.
Larry finds Cheryl visiting a glory hole.
Larry gets facebook and gets annoying requests for FarmVille from sammy. Also Ted Danson pokes him too much and there ought to be a cut-off.
Larry fucks Susie.
Larry goes to london and meets karl pilkington
Larry runs for and is the mayor of LA for a season.
Larry becomes good friends with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Larry is mistaken for Bernie Sanders by angry protestors.
>>68720457
Larry has a bad rash
Goes to the doctor
There's a H addict in there causing a fuss
She drops her H
He picks it up as he assumes it's her prescription
Goes to the pharmacy to hand in his
Sees her with a fake prescription trying to score , gets his talcum powder then gives her that by mistake
Larry thinks heroin is talcum powder
Ends up getting high af
Ends up with him going to the airport to pick up cheryl but crashes because he's high and then the dogs sniff his bumcrack (that's where he puts the H)
Que themetune
Richard Lewis has to move in with Larry.
Leon asks Larry if he can fuck Cheryl, and Larry says he's cool with it but he unknowingly agrees to watch
>>68721344
>angry anti-Bernie protestors
>ever existing
Larry says he thinks the Nazis had the smartest uniforms.
>>68720457
times you acted like larry general?
>friend lives in LA and works as a stand in for some movies
>throws a decent party and invites me
>says some minor celebrities might pop up
>sure I'm in!
>arrive at the party
>quite big apartment
>I just mingle trying not to look like an idiot
>I dont recognize any of these people
>talk to some bitch for half an hour
>all of a sudden Steven fucking Spielberg with some other dude arrives
>wtf.jpg
>Steven starts chatting to some other guests
>I move my ass there and just kinda stand between these other guests
>they give me the look like "who's this guy"
>Steven telling a story and giving random chat
>actually looks at me a couple of times giving a quick nod
>feel like a part of the conversation
>Steven's a total bro
>all of a sudden he wants to show a trick his niece taught him
>asks anyone if they have a dollar bill
>with massive speed I take my wallet out and open it
>fuck only a 20 $ bill
>I say I only have that
>he says "no worries" it will work fine
>I give him the 20 $
>he does some lame trick
>everyone laughs
>takes the 20 $ and puts it in his pocket
>I try to say something
>open my mouth
>this two other dudes come and drag him away
>I dont say anything
>I drink my champagne in the corner looking at Steven from a distance
>trying to figure out what to do
>he still has my 20 $
>this girl is looking at me and comes to me
>says what am I looking so closely
>I try to explain
>say "well its a funny story..." etc.
>finish my story
>she looks at me in disgust
>"are you saying Spielberg steals?, are you seriously telling me that?"
>I try to calm her down
>she starts screaming
>"HOW DARE YOU ACUSE HIM OF THEFT!!"
>every other person turns to her and me
>I try to explain
Larry bumps into Trump coming out of a bathroom somewhere and they become friends
At the end of the episode trump acts like a dick towards Larry so his liberal friends will still like him
Larry gets stranded in an earthquake scenario with Jeff, Marty, Richard, and Ted. He is the only one with anything to eat on him.
>>68721751
>my friend comes and says I better leave
>Steven overhears this commotion on the other part of the room
>I try to say "but wait I need those.."
>he pushes me out of his flat
>I go down
>3 AM in the middle of LA Downtown
>no money for cab
a week later
>randomy bump into Steven
>ask for it back
>"I realized I took it but I couldn't get a hold of you, I didn't know who you were, so I donated it to the Holocaust Survivors Fund"
>end up going to the Survivor's Fund HQ and demanding my $20 back
>the girl is there for the same reason
>give her the suspicious stare and tell her I told you so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyZDZCGQJf8
Larry gets into repeated altercations with Michael Cera.
>>68721751
>>68721798
noice
Cheryl makes Larry a grilled cheese sandwich
Halfway through the sandwich he realizes she put the burnt side down
I can't eat this sandwich
why not?
it's burnt
you ate half of it already
I didn't know it was burnt
but you ate half
spends the rest of the day grumbling
goes to Doctor
you have cancer
>>68721751
Do you think anyone read this horseshit?
>>68720457
Larry watches an episode of Sopranos, sees Uncle Junior and thinks its him because he is senile.
>>68721999
nice same numbers
META plot , would watch
Larry auditions for a role in capeshit
Larry runs into Mel Gibson and decides to hire him for a movie he's making. Marty Funkhouser finds out and tries to get Larry to fire Mel Gibson cause "he's a fucking anti-semite". Larry doubles down and decides to give an even bigger role to Mel to fuck with Marty.
>>68720457
is there one that rips off Seinfeld and he feels like he's re-living a script he wrote for Seinfeld?
>>68720556
>>68720670
You mean that tranny ex-runner fuck Bruce Jenner, right?
>>68720457
Larry David gets held hostage by ISIS in an attack on a coffee shop.
Hilarity ensues.
Larry works on a project with a method actor like Daniel Day Lewis, who is always in character.
>>68722154
yes, Bruce and only Bruce.
>>68722097
Sounds good. There should also be a scene where Mel asks why Larry is expanding his role and Larry tries to come up with something quick.
Larry gets involved with Steven Seagal and has to snatch birthdays.
>>68720457
Larry finds out about 4chan and solicits them for ideas to create filler for his long overdue next season of Curb.
>>68722316
>Larry gets Steve Coogan to pretend to be an ISIS terrorist and take a cafe hostage so Larry can save the day and make a positive impression with someone there. Steve Coogan gets shot in the head and killed by a S.W.A.T. sniper, and Larry tries to awkwardly disinvolve himself from the situation and pretend he had nothing to do with setting it up.
Susie gets mad at Jeff and Larry
Larry tries to be a documentary film maker
>Larry is at the golf course, some of the other members keep telling him he looks like Bernie
>Larry hates it but doesn't know how to handle it, tries a joke
>'So Jim, let me ask you a question. You run a construction business, right? I hope your Mexican employees don't have to pay for the walls they build like they will after the election. :^)'
>jaws drop at such a vile, racist joke, all walk away leaving Larry and Jeff alone
>Larry doesn't understand, drives home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N17G75KFGxw
>assistant calls half an hour later, all his meetings for the next week are cancelled
>Jeff says it might be because of his joke
>has lunch with Richard Lewis, discusses what happened
>'Larry how could you? You can't make a joke like that here, we're not in New York for God's sake. Jesus Christ.'
>walking out of the restaurant, they run into Funkhouser
>'Larry, remember the six gorillion, how could you ever be so hateful?'
>Larry still doesn't understand, drives home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxBKLbd1ZjY
>comes home to find his gate broken, house egged and scrawled with 'BLM' graffiti
>assistant calls about someone cancelling another appointment, saying his joke 'betrayed his political affiliation'
>'Are you serious, my 'political affiliation'? What, do they think I'm a Trump supporter because of that joke? Shut the fuck up.'
>Larry calls Leon for help with repairing the gate, Leon says he knows some people who can fix that cheap, they'll be right over
>meanwhile word has spread
>Larry falls asleep waiting for the repair crew
>wakes up halfway through the process and sees a bunch of Mexicans mixing cement
>'So what's this all about? You're supposed to fix my gate, why do you need cement? What firm are you from? I don't need this here, you have to go back! Hey!'
>old buddy Jim steps out of one of the workers' vans
>'How do you like this, asshole? We're gonna build a wall and YOU'RE going to pay for it!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>68723091
that was terrible.
>>68723091
>'BLM' graffiti
>had nothing to do with black people
I don't know if you messed up or if this would be accurate irl
>>68720556
>>68721399
these are great
>>68721798
>>68721751
I'm not sure I can believe this story seeing as it's pretty nuts but it's a great one, could make a 10/10 Curb episode
>>68723672
The Spielberg pasta actually works perfectly in a Curb context.
