Where did all go wrong?
EVERY
When someone snatched his motherfucker birthday
>seagal is now this instead of bobby lupo
hello newpais
>>68712635
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>>68712635
capeshit could have saved his career
>>68712693
Especially because he doesn't need extra effort to get into "I'm a superhero" mindset
>>68712693
Have you seen him this last years? What would you want him to play? The Blob? He's way too old for that.
>>68712635
>POONANI POONANI POONANI POONANI POONANI POONANI POONANI POONANI POONANI POONANI
What did he mean by this?
>>68713112
give him a role as some body guard in Justice League or something
>>68713470
Maybe The JUST league
With Brendan and Shia
>>68712688
the last samurai would have been terrible with him
>>68713155
>>68712688
Is this actually true? I always assumed it was fake pasta whenever I see it, but it definitely seems like something Seagal would actually say.
>>68712635
When he didn't fuck Erika Eleniak right in the pussy the very moment she popped her tits out of that cake.
>>68712635
what went wrong?
>>68717261
Rey???
Segall is a fucking legend. Dude can speak literally any language and assimilate into any culture, and is a PhD level expert in like 48 fields.
>>68712688
sittin at the end of the bed like a big ol bitch with your fuck ass haircut nigga
>>68717620
this.
>A stylist who fitted Seagal for a tuxedo for the Academy Awards once said, "I had to tailor the tux around two giant guns. He said he needed 'cover' in case 'they' rushed the stage on him. Who 'they' were, I have no idea.
Seagal is an IRL Mary-Sue.
>>68718358
Seagal was right to try to pack heat around Hollywood jews.
When under siege was a hit. They let him have more control of his movies.
>Fire Down Below
>On Deadly Ground
The rest is a history of 3 word titles straight to dvd.
>>68718358
a smart man. He knew he was in enemy territory.
That's probably why he's in Russia so much today.
>>68719004
But who's out there trying to get him? Obamas goverment, CIA, FBI, Yakuza, Chinese mafia or one of his ex-wifes?
redpill me on the motherfucker birthday meme pls, where does he say that?
I wonder where they got the idea for this movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz_TIl_TgpY
>>68719471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
>>68719424
>the Jews, the Jews, the Jews, the Asian Jews, the Jews, or his ex-wives (Jewish)
gee anon, take a guess
>>68719729
not even memeing, literally WHAT did he mean by this?
>>68719669
Would anyone his age even have that position in the army? Surely he'd have been promoted and given a cushy office job ordering people around?
>>68719843
that there are going to be a lot more snatched birthdays from now on.
>>68719843
That guy he's talking to is most likely called Birthday
>>68719911
i'm not kidding, i really don't get it. english isn't my first language
>>68719843
He will kill them
They won't get to live enough to their next birthday
Thus, Seagal stole their birthdays
>>68719791
Seagal is a russian jew btw
>>68720002
English is my first language and I don't understand it.
>>68712688
Not memeing but he speaks like president trump.
>whether he's gay or not, I don't know, I don't care
Kek, that completely casual implication
>>68717261
>palm on top
>not cupping
He can't even play with boobies right
Steven is the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
>>68720375
Well...
>>68720326
>>whether he's gay or not, I don't know, I don't care
Ha hahahahahah you're right; what an asshole.
Tom Cruise deserves the scorn though.
