Hahahahaha
>>68710343
Titus Andromedon?
>>68711010
PINOT NOIRRAAAAAARGH!!
>>68710343
Has anyone died easier than he did? One stab in the back took down this monster of a man.
>>68710343
JUST
>>68712294
There this essential, relatively fragile structure that runs along the back called the spinal cord. Maybe you've picked up on its existence at some point.
>>68712294
Barristan.
>>68712294
Physical strength is cool and all but your still going to drop like a sack of shit to a gun or knife 99% of the time unless your on drugs or something.
>>68711010
>>68712377
Even more pressing is women's sometimes break bones and hurt themselves by doing day to day things because they are physically weaker.
you know a trained women's grip is as weak as a untrained males.
>>68711010
RIP IN PINOT NOIR
>>68710343
not such a big guy anymore
>>68712502
>spreading disinfo in 2016
>>68712502
>I'm a partially trained ugly British hag who could reach into your holster and shoot up the coffee shop you shitlord.jpg
>>68712532
You've been watching way to many movies
>>68712340
Yeah and muh womyn always hit the spinal cord when they stab someone's back right?
>>68712359
DELETE THIS
>>68712377
You're so dumb it hurts. Go watch some liveleak videos dum-dum.
RIP IN BLACK COCK BIG NEGRO HALBERD MAN
>>68712637
Well shes supposedly a trained fighter. Still, doesnt hotah have some kind of armor? Hes exactly the character who wouldnt collapse from one stab in the books
>>68712294
Do you even poison brosef
So now that the Baratheons and Martells have been extinguished by D&D what house is next? Is no one safe from these monsters?
>>68712827
Arryn then Tully
>>68712359
Barristan was killed by like twenty guys in a tight alleyway. I'm tired of this "Barristan went down like a bitch" bullshit. He was an old unarmored knight with just his sword and he still took out fifteen men before dying. Just because he didn't die to a named character doesn't make it any worse.
>>68712779
>poison is super instantaneous
Stick with the spinal excuse bro.
>>68712882
Bruv,Barristan getting killed by random guys with knives is like Bruce Lee getting beaten up by a bunch of weeaboos.
The problem is, why would a seasoned warrior and personal guard not sense that something is afoot? Snek mom and dagger snek even exchanged nervous glances when the letter arrived.
>>68713002
Why is a personal guard not wearing any actual armor? Can an atheist explain this?
>>68712948
There is literally nobody alive who would live through that. If there are twenty people who have swords and they aren't literally quadriplegic, you either get beaten in the fight and almost all of them get away or you bleed out after killing them. Most realistic fight result of the whole series.
>>68712502
Well women were meant to bare children and thats all men were supposed to kill eachother and lift shit so yeah
>>68712704
1v1 me irl u wont
>>68712948
Except Bruce Lee would get his ass kicked against a gang of determined weeaboos. Life isn't a choreographed movie, they'd pile on top of bruce faster than scar jo at a japanese rights convention.
>>68713206
sure, Barristan has to adhere to fight realism but Brienne and the Sneks can kill hordes of people with no consequence? Fuck Hack n Hack
>>68712514
not for you
>>68711010
PINOT NOIR
What happens if I take his armor off?
>>68712532
This is a fact m8 the reaction to a proven fact that is also common knowledge is only more telling
>>68713564
It would be extremely painful
>>68712532
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17186303
dis-info is that women are not lucky to be able to have opinions.
>>68713506
So then complain about the unrealistic parts. Don't complain when they actually manage to get it right.
>>68713491
>Except Bruce Lee would get his ass kicked against a gang of determined weeaboos
No he wouldn't. Plus Barristan had a sword, it wasn't a fist fight. Blade fights and fist fights are very different.
>>68713735
Yeah, blade and fist fights are different. In a fist fight if somebody gets in a lucky hit you get bruised. In a blade fight if somebody gets in a lucky hit you die.
>>68713879
In a blade fight if somebody gets in a lucky hit you die.
That's right, that's why no one ever jumps on someone with a sword when all you have is a butter knife in a blade fight
>>68712948
Throw enough weeaboos at Bruce Lee, and he'll go down eventually
>>68713936
I have been a paramedic for 10 years and have seen about as much gore videos as anyone. I have never seen a person get stabbed once and go down. You would have to literally hack and saw and the back of a persons spine to get this result see wolf creek for a more realistic direct spine stabbing. stabbing the big nig would of moves him forward to fast for you to get the extreme pressure you need to puncture into your spine.
>>68712948
The Sons of the Harpies aren't idiots, when planning to assassinate a legendary knight, they're going to send their most skilled warriors and Meereen has ex-gladiators who hate Daenerys, so the Sons of the Harpy probably have warriors very skilled at fighting close and dirty.
>>68714061
i think you replied to the wrong guy
>>68714061
We've pretty much totally derailed this thread to talk about Barristan Selmy now. Although if you really are a paramedic your input on that would be much better than any of us armchair knife fighters.
>people actually defending this
It's like you've never seen a stabbing in your life. Protip: it would take much more than a single stab from a letter opener - through armor no less - to bring down such a large man.
>>68714174
WHAT FUCKING ARMOR
>>68714174
>people actually defending this
The mighty shekel makes them defend this.
>>68714146
I am relaying my experience and I have yet to see in my work in Baltimore or in random gore videos a person go down with one stab to the back like that. I seen a 80 year old women attacked by nigs with the knife sticking out of
>>68714310
her anus
>>68712779
>poison
LMAO that weak crippled dude on the throne can still flail around for like minutes blabbering all kind of things.
Perhaps this big guy was still lying there thinking about stuffs.
>>68710343
>pobrane
poolack detected
>>68710343
>not admitting the spear was better
>>68712359
>>Using a long sword in a tight alley against guys using daggers and short swords
>>One guy vs. ~15, still almost wins
If any other character survived under those conditions you'd all be bitching about plot armor. Barristan went down in a blaze of glory. He was GOAT when he was alive. Deal with it.
>>68714566
>this was the best scene
>>68714590
> tight alley
What is this meme? Barristan could have spun arround in circles holding the sword out as far as possible and he wouldn't have even hit the sides.
Makes me wonder what the fuck is even gonna happen in the books.
>>68714603
> fucking Pinocchio
>>68714603
> Ill fight you
> Stands directly with his back towards girl
Nigga is going to get sta
> gets stabbed
BRAVA
>>68714590
You've had 15 guys in your tight alley
>>68714603
Wait, is this Margaery's brother?
Giga-niga rendered instantly incapable of even the slightest retaliation from a single stab in the back with a pocket knife by an 80 pound Snek.
Never before have I cringed as hard. That kind of pleb-tier laziness is a fireable offense. If HBO execs aren't all cucks, they should be demanding someone's head to atone for that pathetic writing and direction.
>>68711010
OMFG THAT'S A CLASSY MEME
>>68714843
You know the gigga nig they slayed, apparently it was the crippled guys son 'heir'.
Watch it
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>inb4 cucky mod cucks again
>>68713578
Preston must be devastated.
When R+L=J is confirmed and planetos is never revealed to be a post-nuclear apocalypse wasteland he'll probably kill himself.
>guy who defeated a Kingsguard with one cleave of his axe
>goes down like a bitch
>>68710343
Disappointing. They hyped him up for nothing.
>>68714865
he didn't even do some sort of useless dying attempt at fighting back or even looking up, he just died before he hit the ground
>>68714603
Too predictable
>We just killed our cousin who did nothing wrong
>Let's quip about it
>grrl power
>sand vipers out of the first fucking episode being strong womyn who topple an entire regime alone
Guess I'm dropping this shit on the first episode then.
>>68713954
Throw 20 weebs at Bruce and instruct them that they'll have a harem waiting for them if he goes down a bloodied mess then you'll really see some shit.
>>68712294
>>68714174
Not if the spine is hit you fucking moron
Seriously, what the fuck is their plan?
They're the least populous country with the smallest army.
They have no allies.
They just murdered the leader of the nation, the only one with any international or diplomatic clout and alliances.
And they have no right or claim to the throne of Dorne.
And they have murdered the sister of the king.
What in the fuck do they actually plan to do aside from fuck everything in Dorne up?
>>68710343
tbf she could have hit his aorta through his ribcage. that would incapacitate anyone immediately.
>>68715225
prove that women can do it
>>68715288
do what?
>>68715242
wow
sandsnek is in fact a skilled surgeon
wow
and she had a fairbairn-sykes fighting knife
>there are now people who think they can down giga niggas with one stab in the back like they were ambush rogues in a fucking mmo
This will not go well for people.
>>68715242
>tbf she could have hit his aorta through his ribcage.
or y'know, his spine?
Giga nigga's death was sadder than Prince's
>>68715294
it
fucking misogynist, stop mansplaining
>>68715350
yeah but with the spine he would collapse but be able to use his upper body. on the other hand hitting the biggest artery in the body would probably render you unconscious in seconds and dead within a minute
>>68715294
Destroy in a couple decades what it took men several centuries to build
>>68715400
I wasn't sad. I was just disappointed. I have never been more convinced including Dorne in the series was an utter waste of time. Should have just jettisoned it completely after Oberyn was killed off.
>>68715350
>thick knife
>thick vertebra
Knives can't fit between two vertebra like dicks fit so swiftly in your anus
>>68715446
>Knives can't fit between two vertebra like dicks fit so swiftly in your anus
You sure do like talking about dicks and anuses.
>>68715482
not as much as you like having dicks in your anus
>>68715482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4
>>68715482
pretty sure I mite b gay but that's none of your fucking business, bro
>>68715350
I destroyed your mums spine with my dick
>>68710343
>mfw
>>68715225
bookfag here the prince never gets killed and actually had a plan to marry a snake to danaerys' brother before he died, and give him an army. We dont know what his plan is in the books as of now, but in the books theres already another targaryen in westeros with an army
>>68715614
What's the point of HP when you can get oneshotted by a fucking dagger.
>>68715614
>tfw your nemesis gets the part in a horror themed musical restaurant on broadway you wanted so bad
>>68715710
arriane martelle is not a sand snake, she is doran's legitimate daughter.
from the arriane chapter from WoW that#s been released we know she is going to go and have a look at griff and possibly marry him (iirc)
>>68715710
I've read the books, you faggot.
Does Quentyn exist tv Westeros?
>>68715889
>>68712502
>>68713409
jesus christ you people are morons
>>68715989
reddit pls ...
>>68715989
Biological facts about mammals are SO misogynistic right?
Why did the woman in red suddenly turn into an old hag when she took off the necklace but when she bathed in season 4 without it she still remained youthful?
>>68715989
My right forearm is about the size of your thigh. I jack to feminine penises with such regularity I have transcended your patriarchal ideals. I am known as the grip. I have over 300 confirmed big cums.
>>68714603
How he fuck did they even get on that ship? They were standing on the shores of Dorne when it sailed away in the last episode of S5?
>>68716116
She obviously hid it in her vagina, derr.
>>68716150
Magic
>>68715889
No, but from the trailers it seems like Tyrion is doing Quentyn's "I know how to handle dragons, trust me" storyline this season.
>>68713735
Bruce Lee was an actor you simpleton. Hisbparentd were actors. I bet you think that video of him playing ping pong is real
>>68716245
I'm talking about his character in movies, i never said the actor was this powerful
>>68715225
nothing
d&d realized they fucked dorne up so they're just cutting their losses
they'll have their rebellion be put down in a bloody mess and it'll serve as revenge for myrcella's death
>>68713078
Dorne is a poor country, all they've got is a huge derert and a mountain range
>>68716162
How are her tits so perfect? Is there some CGI shit going on here?
>>68715038
Maybe she stabbed him in the heart
>>68716244
I got that impression but wondered what purpose had brought him to go down there? Quentyn coming out of nowhere and asking for dragons to help fight his sister or some bullshit.
>>68716382
no it's just cariceis at my house
>>68716162
>She obviously hid it in her vagina, derr.
I've got something I'd like to hide in her vagina.
If you know what I mean.
>>68716382
Not sure but they are
good enough that the faggot mod has refrained from banning me this time for justice.
>>68716426
she has a animated gif floating around of an ass spin in a maid outfit.
>>68716439
I think everyone with a pulse does.
>>68712294
He went out like a champ in Doom
https://youtu.be/wNw8eKk1Crs
Dorne will replace Aegon and JonCon, mark my fucking words.
>Dorne starts attacking the Stormlands
>we get another season of strong womyn wrecking incompetent men
>Daenerys eventually comes back to Westeros
>she sides with the sand sneks to create the ultimate feminists army to permanently smash the patriarchy
>>68716404
Probably the people of Mereen just getting fed up with the situation at hand.
Don't want the dragons anywhere close to them, or they need the dragons to help against the Harpy bullshit, or they simply want to befriend the dragons since Khaleesi has been gone so long and need someone to bond with these forces of nature, or any kind of bad writing.
At any rate, Tyrion's gonna find reason to fill Quentyn's shoes, I don't think Quentyn exists in TV Westeros.
>>68712637
>what is armor ?
but how actually damaging spinal cord kills you ?
Remeber the cut was around Th10-Th9 level !
t.medfag
>>68716589
D & D will never burn Tyrion.
>>68716735
Trailer does set it up that way, though.
Maybe he just gets half burnt, but lives.
I'm not even that excited for this season anymore anyways, so they might as well off him so I don't feel bad about dropping the show.
>>68716835
Someone will burn in the room. It won't be Tyrion. The GoT normie fanbase would shit bricks.
>>68710343
Wow, I've read the books but I've always find bookfags obnoxious, but jesus christ D&D have fucked up Dorne so bad.
>>68716873
Varys seems quite safe as well, so that leaves... Greyworm? The chick that digs dickless?
>ITT strength fags BTFO by dex
>>68716491
>>68713409
Are the children bare when women bear them?
>>68717127
Do you think bears bear bare baby bears?
>>68717000
Yeah, that makes sense. Then we'll have to endure crying Missy whining about her Euncch boyfriend for two episodes.
>>68717207
The actor that plays Greywurm has started off his music career, doubt he'd be able to do that if he would last until the end of the season.
>>68716404
They're gonna go for theTyrion Targaryentheory.He'll be ''burnt'' by the dragon but unharmed and then use it to kill the harpies or rescue Daenerysor some bullshit.
>>68713078
Dorne is hot as shit. Even wearing wool in the books is a no-no. Dude probably thought he was safe without armor. Its not like shit happens in dorne anyway
>>68713078
He wore armor in the books... So i guess he is not, so he can be stabbed?
Great writing
>>68717468
WUZ
>>68714061
Subclavian artery will cause loss of consciousness in 3 seconds.
Jugular or Corotid will do it in 5-8
Heart 8-10
Source: I dropped out of med school to serial kill
>>68717400
I'm pretty sure he wears some armor in the books
>the captain donned a shirt of copper scales as befit of his rank, and a billowing cloak of dun-and-yellow sandsilki to keep the sun off the copper
>>68717468
>>68717502
KANG KONGZ
NNN SHEEEIT
>>68714061
I have seen a guy run off with a fucking kitchen knife in his back. According to the newspaper he run into some cops a couple of kilometers away, they took to the hospital where the doctors took the knife out and he was fine two weeks. No one falls this quick from stabbing, especially not if the one stabbing you is some small girl my dog could tear to pieces.
t. born in some shitty hood in Spain
>>68716568
>King's landing is gonna be razed to the ground by armorless women wearing weapon they can't handle
EVERYONE HOLD THE FUCK UP.
I thought the harpies were dealt with, are we gonna have more of that shit now?
>>68712502
>>68713578
D&D aren't following the books anymore (nor any form of writing structure established over the thousands of years humans have been writing stories). So Preston still might be right. Who knows.
>>68713598
You're a bigser
>>68716162
Still the hottest woman on got
>>68718110
hahahahahah the legs hahahahha
>>68718110
>345 lbs deadlift
>as a cuck's way to say 'seeee women are stronk too! Ugh I'm so ashamed of my gender!'
Trained men half her size would lift that with their dicks.
>>68710343
What a fucking waste of yet another great warrior. As if this guy would let that slimy cunt get the drop on him.
>>68715225
Pick one.
>>68712340
She didn't cut high enough for it to fucken instakill, his heart and lounges would still work
>>68718700
Yeah men are stronger anon. I don't know about their penises being able to lift that much weight though.
>>68712294
why did the guards just stand around while those 2 bitches killed their boss? do they only protect their boss while he's alive, and whoever kills him is their new boss? because that's fucking retarded, but seems to be what happened
>>68715225
Crashing this kingdom.
>>68717126
>>68716162
She's so fucking hot, just.
>>68717126
God's work
>>68717338
>>68717400
What was sad between Daenerys and the Doth-cucki? She declared herself as the queen or some shit, but what was ponytails chins remark?
I'm guessing he accept-ant, by my Russian has suffered since the cold war ended.
Error: Ban evasion. Your original ban was for violating Global 5 - NWS on Worksafe Board, and expires on April 28th, 2016 at 06:45 ET.
>Nah that's ok
>>68718514
Agree
>>68718956
With no Lannisters surviving!
>>68718110
What's with these retards and their meme shoes?
>>68715710
I honestly think Doran's plan is to wait until all the shit settles down and have the least amount of people die while during the conflict seem to be helping everybody without pissing anyone off. This way whoever wins, they might be weak enough to stab in the back or take advantage of, and if they are not weak, then just chill for longer and watch children bath.
>>68719157
aasics? they look cool
>>68718845
They didn't like Doran, as explained by the Sand Bitch' rant. I guess the captain was either just collateral or he was disliked for being so loyal to Doran.
>>68715346
This and the recurring high dex double dagger theme throughout the show makes me wonder if D&D actually wants to make a videogamey show, we already have movie that looks like videogame and videogame that looks like movie.
>>68712779
Poison doesn't kill you in like 2 seconds. Even the most potent poison can take minutes to take effect.
>>68719042
>What was sad between Daenerys and the Doth-cucki? She declared herself as the queen or some shit, but what was ponytails chins remark?
They had no idea she's the widow of Khal Drogo. Sleeping with a khal's widow is forbidden and Drogo was a pretty powerful khal so they backed off.
>>68715082
He took out like 10 people before he died. The old guy went out like a boss.
>>68713578
Literally fucking retarded, I'm glad the onyl reason I skipped through this is to shittalk it with my co-workers; holy fucking shit what a car wreck that scene was.
>I'm karl druggo's widow trust me
>"oh alright then"
Only one episode in this new season and I'm starting to hate every small thing.
>>68714865
Wouldn't have been as bad if he dropped to his knees after being stabbed, then she slit his throat. Dying from a single stab to the back in 3 seconds was just retarded.
>>68719543
Maybe it's the fact that she's white and can speak whatever shit language they speak helped her claim.
>>68713578
Guess I'll just hold out for the next chapter if that fat fuck ever finishes it.
>>68719625
Not enough. They should have added a line that it was common knowledge that Drogo had a wife that looked like her or something.
Did only one episode get leaked? I heard the first five got released but only managed to find one.
>>68719625
The wives called her a witch, the Dothraki are superstitious enough to believe it and getting a nagging wife off your back is worth killing for.
>>68718503
FOR YOU
>>68719543
They probably heard some rumour that Drogo married some pale skinned girl, and when they finally saw one who claimed to be Drogo's widow they had no reason to doubt her. It was actually a decent scene compared to other scenes in the episode.
>>68716244
>mfw roasted dwarf
>>68719757
There are actually only three episodes leaked
>>68719543
This is the dumbest "plot hole" I've seen you fucks come up with.
It's likely Dothraki tradition and the fact that Khal Drogo was a prominent Khal (and she named his father) is what saved her. Not some "oh alright, you're cool" bullshit plotarmor like some dogs fucking disappearing.
george must be rolling in his grave
>>68719872
>plotarmor like some dogs fucking disappearing
They ran away stop obsessing nerd :^)
>>68719946
He's currently rolling into his grave.
>>68719946
>implying he isn't loving this as it means he won't have to write any more books to finish the story
>>68716150
are you retarded that was like 10 months ago
>that weird melissandre ending
What kind of a fucking cliffhanger was that? At first it looked like she was going to down some red witch purple drank and go apeshit but then she just takes off the necklace and goes to bed. What the fuck?
>>68716244
Preston Jacobs be like: "THIS PROVES THAT QUENTYN IS NOT DEAD!"
>>68720146
The worst part of it was the stupid her becoming a hag scene. In the books it's indicated that she is middle aged.
>>68720296
>Preston Jacobs
Literally who?
>>68720296
who?
