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>Podrick in nothing but leather cladding
>Brienne of Tarth not even wearing a fucking helmet
>solo wrecks the entire group while Podrick jousts on a fucking horse with a trained "good man" Bolton soldier
>where are the fucking dogs
>seriously
>there were dogs in this scene just a minute ago
>where
>the
>fuck
>are
>they

dropped like a sack of potatoes
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>>68709587
spent all of their budget on cake, nothing left for well trained dogs
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>be man on GoT
>get killed
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>>68709587
>Is a knight
>No helmet
>No gauntlet
>No shield

Like the three most essential items for being a knight besides a horse and a sword. You can't fight without protecting your hands and heads; one is your fucking head, the other holds your weapon and is the closest to the enemy.

There's a reason surrendering knights remove their swords, helmets and gauntlets.

This is nearly as retarded as Theon stabbing someone through a shield.
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>>68709869
i think he stabs him through the neck
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>on foot
>half your equipment missing
>kill two trained soldiers on horseback

What is this, an Assassins Creed trailer?
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Butthurt because no Stannis.
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>>68709714
To be fair, that is literally the show's slogan.
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>>68709587
You forgot the guy backstabbed through a cavarly shield.
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>IT'S A FOOKIN' WOMAN
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>>68709714
Myrcella literally died in this episode.
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>>68713547
He was clearly and extra and that was his genuine expression since he hadn't read the script.
The producers left that part in to piss on the face of the viewers.
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>>68709587
Does Brienne has some kind of Stark radar? Where did the Ironkiller dogs go?
How the fuck did they manage to get consistently worse every season?
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>>68709587
This scene was terrible
When Theon and Sansa were surrounded by the Boltons, I hoped some bullshit would happen and they would get magically saved, because otherwise the cliffhanger of S05E10 would be worth nothing
But then came fucking Brienne and I dropped that shit
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>>68713602
She died on the last episode of the 5th season tho
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>>68709869
As much as I like realism in my historically inspired fiction, at this point I've given up on expecting people, especially protagonists, to wear appropriate gear like helmets and stuff. Showing their faces will always be more important.
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newsflash

every single fighting scene in any show or movie ever is terrible by virtue of being a perfomance and not a real battle where the people in it are going to kill eachother. The main objective of the scene is to thrill the watcher

the only reason you fucks find this horrible is because you're already watching the show with a negative attitude of how 'shit' it is (which begs the question of why are you still watching this then, if it is so terrible), so you start picking it apart and expecting a documentary
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>>68714723
True
I can't really think of good fight scenes
The battles were pretty solid
>Blackwater
>The Wall
>Hardhome
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>>68709587
I've only ever been a casual viewer of the show but was it ever known for its intelligent writing and rich attention to detail? It always seemed to me that it was so popular because it has an addictive soap opera quality to it.
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>>68714799
It was known for not giving a shit about the main characters
They could die pretty easily
Fun fact, the only real main character who died for most of the story was Ned
They did have some attention for detail
They also were rather good in choosing what they cut from the books and what they didn't
And then came season 4, they were giving more freedom in writing and shit went down fast
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Based teleporting Bolton dogs. Noped the fuck out of that shitty plotline and beamed to KL for a beer.
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>doubting LIGHTING ROD POD
He's being trained by one of the best sword fighters in westeros, I can believe he could take on one of rooses bumblefuckers.
>B-brienne cant take on more than 1 guy realistically.
Nigga, she defeated the hound and was a champion tournement fucker for Renly.
>Dogs r gone
They obviously ran away. Whats so hard to understand?
Hate on the Dornish plot all you want, cause its honestly always been shit, but he rest of the episode was pretty great.
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>book dorne is supposedly spain
>tv dorne is mexico
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>>68715341
faggot
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>>68715662
>Y-your a faggot.
Low-ter plebian bitch detected.
>I cant form a solid argument
I bet you minstrel passing refugees until they anally fuck your whitewhale of a housewife. Go jack your chode into a wet pile of black sand you disgusting pile of aborted rat fetuses.
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>>68709587
fuck briennee of retard
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>>68713602
This board is the stupidest in its use of the word "literally".
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>>68709587
So why the hell did that guy get off his horse when Brienne fell off hers? Why not keep your major advantage and just fuck her up with a nice charge?
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>>68716284
>resorts to name-calling
Jesus Christ shut up, not every argument is a war you have to wage.
>Nigga, she defeated the hound
I can more easily she can defeat 1 good fighter than 5 mediocre ones. They just have to wait until she strikes one and then the others hit her.
I also like how people are made of cotton in this show, Reek was being fed hopes and dreams for a year, yet he stabbed through a guy's neck wearing some sort of armor. I lift and I doubt I could do that.
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>>68714723
This, my man.
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>>68714723

Fights in kingdom of heaven managed to both thrill and please my fighting autism.
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Best part was after Theon backstabs the knight, we see a shield on his back as he falls to the ground.
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>>68714723
>>68714786
Yeah the fight scenes are definitely just there as plot devices and to build up hype.
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>>68709587
WHITE

YSSUP

HAIR
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>>68716726
how was that not the worst part
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>>68716701
kingdom of heaven has the same shitty fighting scenes and dumb nitpicks, go rewatch that movie lad
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>>68716841
"""""best part"""""
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>>68716841
>how am I this retarded?
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>>68716851

I will rewatch it and enjoy myself and forget about you. Because you don't matter.
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>>68716941
I'm not surprised you're a self-absorbed moron with a fragile ego anon
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>>68716879
>>68716899
Oh. It's hard to get sarcasm some times online in text only, and you never know what crazy thoughts the other anon has.
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>>68716521
The literal dictionary definition of literally is that it's literally used for literal emphasis
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>>68717039
Welcome fellow redditor
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>>68716628
>Not every argument is a war you have to wage.
No u
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>>68717035

Shh the movie is starting now.
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>>68717158
That giant cross in the procession makes it look like some easter day parade in a spic country
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>>68715497
BUILD WALL
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>>68717043
Which is a new invention. It's fucking cancerous. "Literal" can't both mean, you know, "literal" and "not at all literal, but just emphatic". "He's so fat that he literally can't stand" could now mean "he is physically unable to stand" and "it's really hard to stand up, but he can do it".

The fact that the "literal xD" autism isn't contained in /tv/ is frustrating. It literally makes my blood boil xDDDD
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>>68717039
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>>68717043
Except that's wrong and only pre-teen girls use it for emphasis.
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>>68717311
No it's literally the dictionary definition of the word now

That's the thing with language, people retardedely misuse a word long enough it becomes the new meaning of the word
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>thinking Brienne will ever lose a fight in the show

She's beaten Loras, The Hound, Jaimie, Stannis, and countless faceless goons

She's invincible
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>>68717277
are you literally autistic?
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>>68717413
>No it's literally the dictionary definition of the word now
No it isn't.

>>68717483
Wow, that meme insult from 2009 sure showed him.
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>>68717413
I wonder what these fucking cunts do when they say a phrase that is usually understood as symbolic or have an implied meaning, but is meant to be taken literally. What if they literally tripped over something, and the person just thinks they found it out of the blue, because that's what "tripped over" something usually means? It's cancer, and it needs to fucking stop.

>>68717483
No and no.
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>>68717553
>No it isn't.
I remember googling "literal define" and finding that some dictionaries had it down as "used for emphasis". Whatever the case may be, people use it like that, and it's triggering as fuck.
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I'm rewatching the episode. Here's something that wildly triggered my autism: remember when Dany is presented to Khal Moro and his brothers and wives are there? Notice the brother using a stone to sharpen a knife. He's running it through the middle of the blade, not the edge. At the end he's just rubbing it against the center.
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>>68714723

>watches capeshit
>literally no standard for realism
>fa/tv/irgin
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>>68717158
I liked this movie, but a lot of people chirp on about the Director's Cut. Is it really a big improvement? I felt that the standard cut had a lot of potential to be better.
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>>68709587
>theon comes up and stabs one of the bad guys in the back when he's about to kill podrick
>camera angle changes
>the soldier had a shield on his back
They're not even trying any more.
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>>68717790
He stabbed him through the neck. It's still hard to believe because of >>68716628
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>>68717744

Director's cut really helps the movie and explains some things like the blond knight.
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>>68709587
>Sansa hasn't frozen solid by not stripping naked after going through waist deep water
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>>68709869
Most knights don't need shields if they're well-armored

Brienne, however is not
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>>68709587
Why would you drop potatoes? They're an excellent source of potassium and delicious.
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>>68709587
>Season 6 is the best season yet!
>Became literally tumblr: the series
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>>68709869
>Is a knight
>No helmet

I believe both D&D and GRRM said the reason for no helmets in the show is they want the actors to be seen. I know there's a video on youtube somewhere with them talking about it.
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>>68717852
No, he didn't. I watched the episode 20 minutes ago.
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>>68718487
I just watched it as well. It's through the back on the neck, above the shield.
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>Ramsay's dogs died on the way back to the Dreadfort.
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>>68718569
they will report back to him and tell him the ruff news
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>>68718487
>>68718517

1/2
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>>68718487
>>68718517
>>68718727
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>>68718727
>>68718759
looks like he hit above the shield and therefore makes sense
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>>68718487
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>>68718895
Little slow on the draw there.
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>>68718759
looks fine
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>>68718071
leather
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>>68717553
>http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/literally
>Used for emphasis while not being literally true

stay mad grampa
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WHERE DID THE DOGS GO?
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Brienne shouldn't have struggled as much to take them all out. She is supposed to be one of the best fighters in Westeros. She almost took Jamie 1v1. Pod should have got wrecked though.
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There never was any dogs.
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>>68719601
>She is supposed to be one of the best fighters in Westeros.
No she isn't. She's supposed to be average as fuck.

Selmy and GIGANIGGER were like the best two warriors in Westeros, and died like faggots.

D&D
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Guys, what if the dogs were actually Pod and Brienne in disguise all along?

That would explain why Brienne and Pod could get there just in time.
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>>68718759
lol. i also did this last night. after the kill i was like " but the shield" but yeah he went to the neck

also RIP hounds. I guess they ran off for dinner. This was shortest ep ever? like 46 minutes or something
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>>68719670
Maybe not top 10, but she is supposed to be very very good. She almost beat Jamie and did beat Loras.
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>>68719750
> She almost beat Jamie
No she didn't showfag
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>>68719697
nice
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>>68719750
>but she is supposed to be very very good.
No, she's supposed to be very very average and was almost killed by Biter and the other fag I forget his name.

Fuck off. Brienne is SJW tier shit in the show
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>>68719670

>implying any warriors of Westeros could match the sneks or masketta man
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>>68719511
>I have seen what those hounds can do.
>Dogs show up
>Tracking bloodhounds.
....slobber them to death?
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>>68719768
Even in the book, Jaime begins to panic and clearly realizes he's losing. Doesn't she even begin to start drowning him?
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>>68719844
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>>68719977
yes, but on her first chapter in AFFC she admits that had jaime not been chained and weakened by the prison she would have been utterly annihilated. I can quote you the exact part if you want me to
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>>68719750
>>68719977
wasn't that when Jaime was severly injured?
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>>68716628
It's a fantady show you mongoloid, the fight scenes are over the top and one-sided, otherwise main characters would die even more often
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>>68719844
Brienne's a gifted fighter in both the show and the books. She's talented and has had proper training with a sword, which goes a long way in Westeros.
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>>68720066
Please do, it's been a while and I don't have the books saved on my HD anymore.
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>>68719943
kek yeah kind of thought this too
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>>68720132
I thought the same thing. Were they always bloodhounds in the show?
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>>68719511
off taking a nap. that's all bloodhounds do
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>>68720128
Brienne remembered her fight with Jaime Lannister in the woods. It had been all that she could do to keep his blade at bay. 'He was weak from imprisonment, and chained at the wrists. No knight in the seven kingdoms could hav stood against him at full strtenght, with no chains to hamper him'
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>>68720216
To me that still shows that she is a very good fighter and would dominate any average fighter.
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I'm glad the dogs are the main concern here
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>>68709587
Fucking sheeple distracted making GoT threads meanwhile SJWs are prosecuting Cosby for no reason just because he's niggish.
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>>68720300
I wasn't among the people arguing she's just average by the way. I think she's talented and way above average, just not nearly as good as people like The Hound, Barristan or Jaime
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>>68714786
Viper vs mountain mate
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>>68709587
> dropped

Fuck off OP you'll continue to watch it and continue to shit post every week saying you'll stop watching
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So is there a reason people like Brienne other than "muh strong warrior woman". She used to be a likeable character when she was fucking around with Jamie, but she's pretty bland the past couple of seasons not the mention she's killed off characters way more interesting than her.
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>>68718637
Anon.....
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HOW DID THE HARPIES SIMULTANEOUSLY BURN 1000 SHIPS

WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG FOR PEOPLE TO FREAK OUT ABOUT IT
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>>68720399
The only interesting person she killed was Stannis, and his role in the story had come to an end.
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>>68720197
Nah, they're these mastiffy looking things in that scene where Ramsay hunts down his other GF and lets his hounds at her.
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>>68720334
I totally agree with that. What I disagree with is people saying she shouldn't have defeated Ramsey's guys so easily. Really she should have defeated them more easily if Pod could take one.
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>>68719844
>other fag I forget his name
Rorge. Rorge and her had a 1vs1 where she was getting trashed, iirc she just lucked out and stabbed him. Then biter overpowers her and nearly eats her face, Gendry saves her.. In the show she's probably the single greatest fighter in it, and Gendry is still out at sea.
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>>68720443
wait is the hound still alive I can't remember.
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>>68720562
He's "dead"
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>>68720562
Google Ian McShane and Game of Thrones if you really want to know.
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>>68719347
Congratulations on rendering a word useless, kid. Watch this:

Literally stick a dictionary up your ass.

What did I mean?
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>>68720552
>Gendry is still out at sea.

Life aint easy for a pimp.
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>>68716377
dubs of truth

she did everything wrong
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>>68717419
didnt she kill a bear as well
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>>68710304
>mfw they ruined the "surprise" of the second neck stab by using it twice

This is like the only show where I feel that I could actually write a better script and fight scenes.
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>>68720988
no, she was about to get mauled in because she was given a tourney sword. Maybe she would have with a normal swords, but still, the bear was rekt by crossbowmen
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>>68713602
>Jaime didn't turn around the moment Myrcella died to exact vengeance, despite being so close to the shore that he could get there in a row-boat
>he went all the way home to King's Landing and sent a raven with a letter to inform Doran instead

This season sure is off to a good start on the "retarded character actions to facilitate our badly formulated plot" quota.
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>>68715497
>book dothraki wastes is supposedly American plains/African savannah
>tv dothraki wastes is foggy Scotland
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>>68720988
Implying she wouldnt have fucked that bear up eventually.
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>>68720862
>>68720552
Oh this guy actually exist, huh.
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>>68717666
Eh, I'd chalk it up to him getting rid of rust and dried horse shit mingled with blood. Fucking savages don't know how to properly clean a blade.
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>>68721168
Man I hate it when most bookfags talk about "muh books" but the bear scene is one thing I would have fucking loved to see done right.

>You want her Kingslayer, go get her!
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>>68721228
Well that part I can sort of understand. He'd have been committing suicide if he and Bronn tried to go back and start shit. I can also understand them not sending word ahead to Cersei. He didn't want her going apeshit while he was out of touch at sea.
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>>68718071
Wool doesn't lose its insulation properties when wet.
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>>68721333
Fuck off you butthurt tiger-fag. Bears can dominate anything in the ring.
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>>68721461
Yeah, but its not fucking a magic material either.

But who the fuck cares, they shouldnt have survived jumping down that 30+ foot wall either, so nevermind about the weather.
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>>68721637
Cant even KO a woman with a wooden sword. You fucking Bearfags are delusional.

Biggest fucking cucks in the animal kingdom are bears. Paddington BEAR? Fucking mega faggot. Teddy Bears? Fucking toddlers favorite toys.

Its basically illegal to buy any tiger related toys for kids under the age of 3, since they'll get nightmares because tigers are so fucking dangerous. FACT.
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>>68721658
>we could have had a battle at Winterfell with deep snow everywhere making it chaotic, with deep enough drifts to easily survive such a fall
>mfw we got a cavalry charge showing up from nowhere instead, charging on bare ground while people were jumping and running around in woods with only a dusting of spring-snow on the ground
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>>68709587
They were not good men..

Ramsay said he sent a team of men and some of his best hounds.

These were regular men, if they had been good men, Southerners like Brienne and Pod would've never even seen them, literally, good men who know the land are invisible and impossible to perceive to southerners.
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>>68721796
LO THERE DO I SEE MY FATHER
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(You)
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>>68714695
I think that it would be awesome if the protagonists had a distinctive helmet and armor and shield. Helmets don't have to cover their face completely. Also having them fully armored would make them seem much more threatening as a soldier and knight. It would also drive home the inhumanity of battle and killing much more. If the viewers can't see their faces.
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>>68722236
Dude, its just tits and dragons... Dont worry about it.
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>>68709869
>No helmet

how else would people know that she is a strong independent woman ?
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>>68721421
But wouldn't Jaime put Trystan in chains or something and why was trystan not upset about his betrotheds death?
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/tv/ why am I still watching this show
I don't care about anybody anymore
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Has anyone else noticed in the opening song that the game of thrones world takes place inside of the earth?
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>>68722570
Because of the memes.
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>>68715341
>Nigga, she defeated the hound and was a champion tournement fucker for Renly.

Wasn't the Hound wounded though? At least I remember something of the sort.
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>>68709587
>The dogs ran away
>Brienne is one mother fucking fighter
>Pod lost
>How idiot you are that you´re not complaining about Mormont findind Dany´s ring in the middle of a vast, vast, vast field
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>>68722675
There's one dude that thinks maybe it takes place on some kind of Dyson Sphere.
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>>68722859
This isnt a bane thread, why you being a hothead, dude?
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>>68709587

Dogs borrowed teleportation device off Littlefinger
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>>68722535
On that, I have no idea. I don't even know where Trystan was at the start of this season. I thought he was on the same boat.
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>be a stormfront faggot
>get absolutely rekt by SJW's for hurting your feelings by changing the way shows are catered to a different audience now
>cry like a bitch on an anime website


AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHQ
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I don't know why you guys are so hard on Yara for being repelled by shirtless Ramsay when he had LITERALLY TELEPORTING DOGS at his disposal.
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>>68723040
I cant tell whats funnier. A bunch of grown ass men crying about not being represented the way you want on a fantasy show or WOMEN crying because they arent shown enough in film.

Either way im having a good laugh over it
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>>68723068
I wouldn't fuck with teleporting doggos either, and I'm a professional Viking.
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>>68723021
>>68722535
Trystane's location this episode was fucking baffling. In the finale it looked like he was on the same boat as Jaime and Myrcella, but in that case how would the Sand Snakes get on board?
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>>68723207
Why was he hanging out on a fucking boat to begin with, if it wasn't sailing away? He's got a fucking palace, but he decides to sit around in a dark cabin in the harbour?
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>>68718895
Honestly, you should have opened a tab that said "how to take a screenshot"

maybe next time
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>>68722910
I think it's inside the earth, as rob and old nan said. They live in the eye of a blue eyed giant named macumber.
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>>68723298
Honestly, I think I missed it. Was there an establishing shot of the boat he was on this episode? I didn't even notice it was set on a boat till someone else mentioned it.
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>>68723298
Probably worrying, mourning in solitude. Jaime and whatnot took off, sand whores most likely took out a little dingy and McGuivered their way onboard.
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Hot off the Reddit presses.
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>>68721775
>Biggest fucking cucks in the animal kingdom are bears. Paddington BEAR? Fucking mega faggot. Teddy Bears? Fucking toddlers favorite toys.
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>>68723207
This was probably the most aggressively BROKEN part of the episode. Other bits were dumb or disappointing, but that scene was incomprehensible.
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>>68714723
No, they're horrible because GoT despite being a huge success refuses to hire a choreographer and or a historian to make realistic fighting scenes.

Just because something was bad in the past due to budget and or time doesn't give them an excuse to half ass it.
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>>68714723
>every single fighting scene in any show or movie ever is terrible
>bunch of people itt agree with this

get it together /tv/
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>>68722851
I don't recall, but she's a woman so it was fair.
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>>68723386
The scene before he gets a spear through the face is an exterior shot of the Dornish ship in King's Landing harbour with its sails up.
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>>68723386
youre a fucking faggot
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>>68723486
They even ruined the "fight-scene" by making you expect him to get shanked through the neck, since we already saw a fight-scene end that way earlier in the episode.

They should have had him immediately lunge at them and do his best Errol Flynn impersonation.

>>68723386
>not hearing the creaking ship throughout the scene
>not spotting the cabin windows and roof clearly showing it's a cabin on a ship

Who was he painting the burial-stones for anyway, if he's still in Dorne and Doran got killed right after reading about Myrcella?
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>>68723792
But at least I can spell. I'll always have that on you.
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>>68723758
how did they get on the ship? at the end of last season we saw the ship leaving and the sand snakes were on the shore.
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>>68723935
>Who was he painting the burial-stones for anyway, if he's still in Dorne and Doran got killed right after reading about Myrcella?

That confused the hell out of me, too. The editing made it appear like Doran's death and Trystane's happened right at the same time. If he's in King's Landing, he'd be painting the stones for Mycella, at least.
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>>68723979
The same way Littlefinger moves across the continent in an episode.
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>>68722851
>>68723694

He had that infected wound on his neck, but they undersold that a good bit.
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>mfw it turns out the Sand Snakes split up and there's two in Dorne and two in King's Landing, somehow
>mfw Dorne scenes AND sand snakes polluting the King's Landing scenes
>mfw two Dornish women somehow stay hidden in King's Landing for a whole season just to have something Jaime/Cersei can search for
>mfw they fight The Mountain
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>>68723481
Maybe he's the one that got the Sneks abord the ship too?

Fucking secret mastermind is behind all of it!
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>>68724187
Fuck me, he's probably the reason why Jon had to walk to Castle Black last season as well, by taking out their ships!
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>>68724291
Who do you think burned Danny's ships?!

Christ alive!
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>>68721796
>Stannis could have avoided dying if he took his pikes and shit, made a square or squares and pelted the cavalry with bow and crossbow fire.
>Instead he just charged at them with a sword.
JFMSUF
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>>68713705
Can't answer for the dogs. But Brienne set up the plan with the candle in the tower, remember?
Just before Brienne was distracted by Stannis's arrival to the castle, Sansa lit a candle in the tower, which Brienne had been watching up to that point.

After dealing with Stannis, it can be presumed that Brienne noticed the candle, but couldn't find Sansa. And was perhaps alarmed by the dogs going out. Which could have meant Sansa fled. It wouldn't be too difficult to follow barking dogs.
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>>68724529
And they have shot arrows at Stannis, It would have been meaningless all the same. His army is gone. (part of me want him to be alive)
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>>68722859
Did you not see the pile of horse shit that the dothraki left behind when they were circling her
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>>68724861
That doesn't explain finding a tiny ring in the middle.
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>>68724974
Huge, conspicuous, giant fuck-off circle around where she stood, hooves trod the grass into earth, you're retarded, etc.
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>>68724291
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>>68722851
The hound was wounded and Loras is a cheater.
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>>68722570
You don't have anything better to spend your time on.

Also, triggered bookfags now that the show is going ahead of the books.
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>Mountain and sneks are in KL
post yfw cleganebowl because snekbowl
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>>68725108
becomes*
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>>68725031
What circle? I didn't notice the circle when watching the show. Did they even elude to this in the show? Or is that just a convenient head-canon?
Hasn't been days, perhaps weeks since Dany's flight? Wouldn't the grass groom back to it's normal shape after such time?
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>>68725108
I for one would quite enjoy seeing the undead mountain splitting the sand sneks.

Jesus fuck that sentence.
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>>68725279
watch it or fuck off faggit
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>>68725284
>the undead mountain splitting the sand sneks
this sounds relatively cool and can't possible be GoT related
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>>68725435
I did watch it. And I don't recall them ever noticing the pattern of the grass.
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>>68725498
you should kill yourself then.
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>>68725031
Him finding the circle the riders made isn't what's called into question. Him finding the tiny ring within the rather large circle of untrodden grass is.
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>>68725458
It won't happen, I know. Mostly because we all know who would win and the screams of adolescent females dying brutally would be considered inappropriate for the viewing public.
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>>68713518
>>68713602
Learn what literally means you brain dead nigger spawn
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>>68725556
As an archaeologist I can tell you it's not as difficult as you might think, especially in broken ground.

Though I never took Jorah for a tracker.
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>>68725608
He's a Mormont and a Northman from Bear Island, so its really very likely he can hunt and track.
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>>68725608
as a professional metal detector treasure hunter I can tell you its hard as fuck to do.

Though I never took you to be smart.
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>>68725667
Meh. I'm not a tracker and I can find artefacts roughly that size with a bit of intrusion. It's possible that the people who make the show were just saving people's time rather than show Jorah pull a fucking Aragorn on us.

Really it's no different from how police form a forensic line when they haven't got a fucking clue.
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>>68714723
>What is The Raid 1 + 2
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>>68725721
> professional metal detector treasure hunter.

Oh? And which country's laws and statutes do you acquiesce to in relation to the reporting of finds?

Unless you're just a filthy nighthawk scum unfit to be on a digsite...
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>>68725822
go back to wherever you came from
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>>68725859
> get called out on his "professionalism" with questions regarding laws and statutes that every commercial metal detector would be aware of.
> indignant about being challenged.
> reaction image.

Faggot.
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>>68725859
Is that supposed to be a dick?

Where is the unedited image of that woman and the supposed penis?
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>>68716521
I know. It is literally the stupidest shit.
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>>68725917
fuck off phone poster
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>>68725822
I like Detectorists too. Great theme tune.
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>>68713705

This is a TELEVISION show.
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>>68726003
>being so underage that you don't even know about the fappening

Fuck off child.
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>>68721775
Bearfags BTFO
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>>68725556
It's not like there's garbage and other shit in there it's just horse shit ,really short grass and the ring . its not that hard to find its a small radius of shitless grass in the middle where Kelly c stood
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>>68726056
>the fappening
overrated as fuck with the biggest meme name there ever was
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>>68726013
That's nice, but there's a world of difference between being a detectorist and being an excavator. A decent detectorist will never dig before first notifying the appropriate academic authorities as to the location.

Any amateur can wander up and down a field with some ground-penetrating radar equipment.

> look up detectorists.

Pretty chill tbqh bruv.
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>>68726007
> reaction image in response to being called a faggot.
> more "go away nasty person!"-style response.

Cancerous dogshit right here folks.
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>>68725556
>large circle
Go rewatch both s5e10 and the new ep. And end this stupid discussion
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>>68726153
fuck off phone poster
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>>68726194
You've got nothing, faggot. You got called out and you have nothing. You can't even go with "I was just pretending to be retarded". You have rather neatly been caught out being a retarded fuckwit. It's time to stop posting.
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>>68722859
>Trained attack dogs who are used to hunt down and kill people would run away instead of attack.
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>>68726241
fuck off phone poster nobody likes you
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>>68726099
The fact that they could track the place near the ring was by itself was fucking stupid. She could have gone anywhere near but they found it anyway
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>>68718071
she Stark blood, do you expect any of the Stark kids to die of cold water?
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>>68714695
There was an Australian cop show about Australia's version of SWAT (CIRT). Instead of driving abound in Mercedes Sprint's and wearing full tactical armour and helmets, they drove around in two Ford Territories wearing general duties uniforms and using glocks.

Shit implied that they were the only police in all of melbourne. Except when other police turned up to watch them do their thing.

Not even kidding. Show ended with one cop defusing a nuke with a guessed password and then the team receives a call about another nuke.
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>>68717744
yes
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>>68726305
fuck off retard poster, nobody likes you
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>>68715497
It looks like Sweden to me.
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>Nigga, she defeated the hound and was a champion tournement fucker for Renly.

Pretty sure she had a MMA match with a bear at one point and barely came off second.
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>>68726417
nice watermark faggot
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"Wait," said Sansa, "wasn't there dogs here?"
"'Weren't,' said Stannis as he stepped out of the shadows. "They've been...Stannistized." Stannis winked at Brienne. "Hello, Brienne. MISS me?"
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>>68714723
Plenty of movies and shows get fight scenes right. At least they do a whole lot better than GoT. What the fuck are you smoking?
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>>68720381
>>68721916
>>68722859
THESE
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>>68726521
Actually, that was some other anon. You're still a faggot though.
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>>68726017
it's not tv famm... it's... HBO.....
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>>68726658
stupid phone poster
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>>68725498
You have shit memory. Or you're blind. Or retarded idk
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>>68726710
Eat my shit, you seem to enjoy it.
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Some of the plot holes in this episode (how did snek get into the fucking ship? how did the sons of the harpy manage to burn all those ships if there were unsullied and second sons patrolling the street? why does nobody give a shit when a blind begging girl gets beaten up with a stick?) were so gaping the could have come straight from Tommy Wiseau. Yet all you guys are discussing seems to be
>MUH DOGS
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>>68721916
But like you said, it was his best hounds. Should his BEST hounds not be expected to be at least as dangerous as a GOOD man? They just ran away.
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So wait. Did the night's watch have mutton or not?
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>>68726729
stupid phone poster
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>>68718071
C'mon brah. That bitch is always wet. She has those "Oi luv, anytoim, anywheh".
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>>68718895
>literally using memex lelbuntu

lmaoing @ your life.
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>>68726844
You do realise i'm quite openly insulting you at this point, right?

Like, i'm not trying to troll you or anything. I'm quite literally saying that you're not worth the fucking oxygen you're breathing right now. There's starving war orphans in africa who could be breathing that oxygen you greedy fuck.
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>>68723021

Maybe the boats multiplied like an ameba.

Checkmate, atheists!
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>>68726658
>>68726521
>>68726241

OH LOOK, IT'S THE TRIPFAG I FILTERED THAT CAN'T STOP SAYING FAGGOT. HEY ANON I KNOW YOU'RE A FAGGOT YOURSELF. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERYTIME I SEE YOUR HIDDEN POSTS, I LAUGH MY ASS OF AT HOW MUCH OF A NO LIFE LOSER YOU ARE.
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>>68726966
upboated good insult my stupid phone posting friend
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>>68725575
I think >>68713518 meant the "valar morghulis" thing.
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>>68726550
underrated tbqh
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>>68720329
>SJWs are prosecuting Cosby
>for no reason
>because he's niggish

I see /pol/ was successful in their plan to condition SJW...
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>>68726801
No, all hounds no matter how good flee before Brienne the Houndslayer, and they didn't run away, they teleported back to the Dreadfort to tell Ramsay what happened
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Jesus fuck this show is for babys now

shit's turning into walking dead for reals now, brienne and podd miraculously finds sansypants and reekboi like a pair of proper twd surprise zombies SO EXCITING fight fight omg theon saves the day didnt expect that as soon as he picked up that sword earlier lol well done gg

And fucking Dorne like wtf was that, did they think anyone would be upset? nobody gives a fuck, its just boring and stupid. same with tyrion and nodick, ok burning ships guess we're fucking staying in sandland
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>>68727232
>Brienne slays the Hound
>from that point on even the best hounds flee before her
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