>I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.
What did he mean by this? Seriously.
*BREATHS IN*
>>68707619
what happened
>>68707778
THEY
>>68707799
Thook her
>>68707846
well im sorry to hear that...
>>68707846
WELL
it was funny for a few days, but i don't think this meme has any legs desu
>>68707867
[WHEEZES]
>>68707903
because
>>68707923
now?
>>68707577
Something along the lines of:
>I'll take the rest of their birthdays!
Implying he's going to kill them by taking their birthdays away from them, by denying them access to said birthdays, by killing them. By snatching.
>>68707870
like that's ever stopped /tv/ before. nice try newfag idiot. Seagalposting is just getting started.
>>68707942
yeah but why birthday? is it a callback to something in the context of the movie? did the kidnapped person just had a birthday, and it was ''snatched''?
The idea to make a meme is to add original content, not just post the same thing over and over again and expect it to take off. See; Baneposting/JUST
As much as we make fun of him, and he is a gigantic egomaniac... in a way it's pretty admirable to just keep doing what you love for all those years.
>>68708008
A Good Man is a sequel apparently. maybe we're all missing something.
>>68708015
Well I'm sorry to hear that...
CAUSE
What does it take to change the essence of man?
>>68707577
Damn Kal Penn really let himself go
>>68708035
It's been said time and time again, but he's basically that "my dad works for Nintendo" kid that never matured.
>>68708015
Baneposting took of because people persisted at using YOU'RE/HE'S A BIG GUY on the entire site whenever they got the chance though. The OC came quite a bit afterwards.
>>68707870
dumb ghettoposter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbRMqd3n3-o
this scene is just, if not more, as ridiculous
>plastic
>let's rock and roll added in post production
>slejeevo
great meme potential desu
>>68707577
NIGGUH
FO U 2 SNATCH MUH BURF DAY
FIRS U GOTSTA CATCH MUH BIRTDAY
YOBESE MUTHA FUCKA
>>68707619
*MOLESTS ASSISTANT*
>>68707870
well im sorry to hear that.
EY ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE
what happen?
>>68709190
I SEENT HIM WHEN HE DID BOBBY LUPO, NYUGGUH
>>68708055
>The film is a prequel to Force of Execution, and is the fifth collaboration between Steven Seagal and director Keoni Waxman. The movie's sequel is called Absolution.
Is this the greatest film trilogy of all time?
>>68709211
dey tuk heyr
>steven seagal will never teach you advanced knife fighting techniques
>>68707942
Wow it finally makes sense now. What a terrible line.
>>68709666
Which films should I watch to get the most out of A good man?
>>68709670
...Well I'm sorry to hear that...
Even director Keoni Waxman wasn’t safe from Seagal’s twisted vision.
“One time I yelled ‘cut’ and Steven turned to me and said ‘what if someone just stood in the middle of a birthday and yelled cut? Maybe the little monkies in their party hats would forget their trained routine of eating all the cake before I get a slice’. My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That’s when I thought, is he getting in character to play an overweight washed up action star with autism, or is an overweight washed up action star with autism something that’s been in him all along?”
“Sometimes i would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Steven had put something in the lens. It was stuff like ‘What if cameras were birthdays? Would you snatch every mother fucker one of them?’ and ‘Lights. Camera. Punani.’ I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to direct.”
>>68707933
WILL
>>68709880
*HEAVY BREATHING*
>>68709889
Great use of copypasta anon.
>>68709920
...Because now
>>68709889
Thank you for this.
>>68709856
To really appreciate it, I think you need to start with Bergman, move on to Ozu, and then watch Pasolini's Gospel According to Matthew, which really influences the nuanced performance of a brooding Christ-like figure that Seagal gives in "Un Homme Bon"
>>68709943
Did I meme it correctly?
>>68710073
Well meme'd.
>>68709666
Phew lucky the third guy had a really short name it wouldn't look good on that poster.
Cuz now *heavily exhales* I will snatch every motherfucker birthday
>>68707577
Is this what Vertov meant by 'absolut kinomatrographié'?
WHERE IS HE
>>68711628
ANYONE KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO?!
>>68707577
He means that he'll also snatch YOUR every motherfucker birthday.
>>68707950
It will last for 2 weeks and then start to fade
>>68709889
>Lights. Camera. Punani.
Lost.
>>68707870
WELL
>>68709889
>Lights. Camera. Punani.’
my sides!
>>68707577
he's a hero
>>68707950
Have we started the birthday?
When exactly did Seagal start makung operator movies?
The last few years it's all rifles, scarfs and yellow glasses
>>68713710
You don't need to run in operator movies, just do a slow crab-walk from room to room pointing your fake gun at someone while SFX handles the rest.
>>68713472
Yes. The Mother Fucker snatches.
>>68713862
No, snatcher! They expect to find one of us in this motherfucker.
At least his children with Kelly LeBrock got lucky in the genetic lottery and they look cute. But he fucked up by being an insecure beta cuck and leaving his wife for his three year-old kid nanny.
>>68711628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MuAbyEseXA
>>68713987
Not bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14
BLOOD
A
N
K
>when you get the punani
>>68715273
>tfw you'll never learn chinese witchcraft and train so efficiently that you're HARD TO KILL
https://youtu.be/_T3Rey98h6s
>>68715273
What the fuck is Punani?
>>68715515
What I don't get is that the guy spent years in a coma because of his bullet-wound ridden body and yet he has no visible scarring whatsoever, not even from surgery incisions and shit. Moreover, you can't recover from muscular atrophia using simply gook voodoo magic. It's a painful and arduous process that takes months and even years.
>>68715515
>dat utter lack of muscle tone
>>68715685
He was a tall and lanky fuck with a tendency to get overweight. It's really a miracle that he managed to keep years like that.
>>68715681
HARD TO KILL
>>68715685
>implying you need ''muscles'' when your chi is stronk
His first four films are supposed to be decent, right?
I'll try to check them out, what should I expect?
>the protagonist of the last movie you watched is now played by Steven Seagal
How much better is the movie now?
>>68709889
>That’s when I thought, is he getting in character to play an overweight washed up action star with autism, or is an overweight washed up action star with autism something that’s been in him all along?”
ho ho ho ho ho ho
>>68716634
>Hush, starring Steven Seagal.
I like it.
>>68716554
They're entertaining. Under Siege is legit good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUjPz7BKjlM
What did 1:25 mean by this?
>>68707870
>>68708015
LMAOO, these 2 had their birthday snatched!!
could steven seagal get this guy a job?
No. His birthday has already been snatched
>>68716886
he's not tough enough to be in a Steven Seagal film.
Sorry Brandon, just go back to losing your hair.
>>68716994
meant >>68716886
>>68716781
>2:45
>>68716744
He wouldn't be spouting his gold one liners though.
>>68716781
this is actually nauseating
>>68716713
That image is one of the best for summing up how Steven Seagal sees himself v how people see him.
>>68716886
Christ he looks terrible!
>>68717976
here's a more recent one
>>68718028
thats from last year. This one is more recent.
>>68711628
Your time has finally come.
>>68718255
oh no, Brendan Fromage-frais was the mummy all along
>>68718363
He is both dead inside and dead outside.
>>68715685
Seriously do a fucking push up its not that hard
>>68715531
An elderly womans vagina
Required viewing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rrR9Rtq8CY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cUNU8GkMso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2B9jyZTp4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1il9FT5eZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y434mL2B1Zg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhITLxD595c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuqpR7BK3M0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB1RvU8UR38
Required reading:
https://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/the-ridiculousness-of-steven-seagal-part-1/
https://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/ridicuousness-seagal-part-2/
>>68722171
So, did Seagal shit himself twice or is Kevin Hart full of shit?
>>68723303
I think it might be the latter, actually. It sounds like he stole that story from Lebell.
>>68722171
My sides are in orbit [spoilers]around Venus[/spoilers].
>I'm in command. What I say is law. Anybody doesn't agree?
Jesus Christ.
>>68716886
He might help him get hair plugs.
>>68725128
It amazes me just how many 10/10 stories there are about Seagal. The man's whole life is meme-tier.
>Get guns OFF THE STREET.
Kek.
>>68716781
Uno edito @ 2:45
>>68709666
Force of Execution
A Good Man
Absolution
Is this the Birthday Trilogy? BRAVO WAXMAN
>>68726338
Good meme.
