What's with the hate for the Sand Snakes? I say give their story the benifit of the doubt, we haven't seen where their plot will ultimately go. It could turn out to be very important and interesting.
Instead of doing that, it seems like a bunch of people are just insecure over the fact that attractive women are being used as something OTHER than sex objects. Please tell me you guys aren't this frightened of women?
>>68705429
Eh, you tried. 4/10
>>68705429
>kill a crippled old man, his innocent son, his son's gf, and based black axe man
This somehow means they are strong womyn? What's worse is that the son wanted a fair fight and those cowardly fucks stabbed him in the head when he wasn't looking. Fuck the sand sluts they spit on everything Oberyn believed in
>>68705429
>being used as something OTHER than sex objects
tell that to Tyene's snapped dress
>>68706385
.INNOCENT?
BULLSHIT DORAN ALLOWED FOR RAPE TO GO UNPUNISHED AND DESERVED WHAT HE GOT
http://www.bustle.com/articles/156653-ellaria-takes-over-dorne-on-game-of-thrones-its-an-empowering-move
PATRIARCH BTFO
Why does the one with the spear always have that stupid frown?
>>68706490
Low effort shitpost, but on the off chance you are being serious:
What was Doran supposed to do? Declare war on the other six kingdoms and get BTFO'd instantly? Have thousands off his people die at the hands of a larger and better equipped army?
Hello darkness my old friend...
Why is every part with the sand snakes so cringey?
>bad pussy
>"You're such a greedy bitch xDD"
It's like I'm watching a reality show
>>68706569
Bc she's super tough and fierce.
Ive only ever watched the first episode of this garbage TV series, and every time i see these people im glad. Is this point of them to not looking at all intimidating? Also I have seen the choreography for a "sand snake" fight scene and its just laughable. I dont know how you can talk about this substanceless show so often
Not sure if bait...
>>68706490
what a dumb clueless cunt
how can I still get mad at stupid pieces like this
>>68705429
LE girlf powaaaaaaaaaaaaaxDYXDXDXD
Doran nigga was WEAK, wat is dis diplomacy n shit I wuld had fuked him uppp as well BABY, LIKE NIGGA CULD NOT EVEN WALK N' SHIT U KNOW WHAT IM SAYYING
what a pussy as faggot, Imma would had buthcered is ass 'n fucked that fine ass women
>>68707214
oi and fuk that UNCLE TOM madufakur, tho he didnt know better, TRULY DEEP SHOW MUH FAMILY AND NIGGAZ LIKE IT, may his soouls find peace in heaven
Looking forward to seeing them getting btfo.
>>68707340
they WONT'T, they no bittch asses like that ded nigga Doran XD
>be me, the Prince of dorne
>lannisters kill my aunt and her babies
>after years of planning, my father hooks me up with the king's qt sister
>we'll finally be able to have #justiceforelia
>oberyn dies in a trial by combat that he willingly participated in
>oh fugg
>his paramour wants vengeance
>kills my waifu, ruins our plans
>kills mi papi
>kills beautiful, innocent, baby Areoh Hotah, one of the most skillful fighters in westeros, with a blunt dagger
>my cousins, who I was raised with an love very much, kill me, then fucking quip about it like im the asshole that raped and killed our aunt and then their father
>MFW
>>68705429
They are less believable than dragons.
Just in that picture they are:
>Too short
>Not strong nor fit enough
>They are of three different races (Dornians and Dothrakis are a stupid mash-up of completely different brown races). One looks like a latin-American, the other Southern European and the other Central Asian.
It's ridiculous.
girl power xd
>>68705429
>What's with the hate for the Sand Snakes?
Here, this should help you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghprWEjcNRY
Skip to 4:13 and it'll become clearer.
>>68707547
this
>those are the sand snakes
Glad I dropped this piece of shit during season 3 tbqh
>>68707340
>implying the D&D will let meme sneks get rekt on screen
Sneks are basically ISIS.
>>68705429
I hate everything to do with Dorne.
>>68707547
>mfw
>not a screencap of his face being pierced by a lance
Ruined.
LOL LET'S JOKE ABOUT MURDERING THIS GUY WE WERE RAISED WITH AND THAT WE'RE ALSO RELATED TO!
AREN'T WE SO BAD ASS? KINSLAYING XD
I can't tell if they're feminists and really bad writers, or they're MRAs and false flagging (but still pretty shit writers).
>>68708127
Ill try again in a new thread, this one is ded. Look for me anon, and know I love you.
>>68705429
if it was just snektits and her mom, I honestly wouldn't give a shit.
>>68705429
>I say give their story the benefit of the doubt,
Half a season of the worst writing and acting on tv.
>>68705429
Im not 10.
>>68705429
And so Dorne falls.
>>68708285
>>68705429
im pretty sure the one with the spear is a man or was a man
either way its a pointless story. 3 much better stories are unfolding and its a waste of time and even as a side story its just a set up for a big conflict amidst multiple big conflicts
crows vs wildlings 2 electric boogaloo
bolton vs the north 2 ... electric boogaloo
white walkers vs any one who isnt dead 4
and romance of the 3 kingdoms in europe aka its my fucking throne nigwur
no time for lesbian sand people cant be trusted
Just watched the episode.
fuck Dorne scenes.
Not only do they shit on the books, why is everyone okay with the fucking absolute no no of kinslaying?
>>68707660
She's so fucken ugly.
back to your shitty containment thread
>>68706425
I-i thought breasts like these where only available with enhancing surgeries
>>68707547
Is this really the story arc in the show for dorne?
>>68705429
Daily Reminder that at the very end of Season 5, Trystane left on the boat with Jaime and Mycella, as his father and the snakes waved goodbye.
Season 6 Trystane is killed, while painting eyes for dead Mycella, by the sand snakes, who have no possible way of being there, yet a scene earlier, they kill his father in his throne within Dorne.
The largest fuckup in plot ever to have graced the show.
WE IN SJW OVERLOAD
STRONK WOMINZ
MUH GLOBALIST MULTICULTURAL THEMES
DROPPED DROPPED DROPPED
A CULTURAL SHIFT HAS HAPPENED SINCE LAST SEASON ENDED
NO MORE
THIS ERA OF JEWRY IS SEEING ITS END
FUCK GOT
So, with Ellaria being the bastard daughter of Lord Uller. Will the Lord recongnise her so solidify her(his) claim to the seat of Dorne or will he rally in an uprising/behind a nobleborn claimant?
>>68709132
Trystane was killed on a different boat closer to home.
OBVIOUSLY, if you use your brain for 2 sec, he left the first boat after Myrcella died and was on his way home.
Stuff happens off screen you know, no need for spoonfeeding.
>>68709132
>yet a scene earlier, they kill his father in his throne within Dorne.
Only one of them was there though. The other two were off killing Trystane somehow. Shit's retarded either way.
>>68708177
JUSTICE 4 TRAY-I MEAN ELLIA
>>68709474
But it doesn't make sense for him to head back. He was sent to King's Landing to take Oberyn's seat in the council. He had a reason besides Myrcella to be here.
>>68706601
He has reserves.
This is a SJW series
>Tyrion Lannister-
disadvantaged male with disability, unthreatening, allowed power, good guy!
>Jaime Lannister-
disadvantaged crippled male, unthreatening (good), rapist male (bad), grey character!
>Cersei Lannister-
stronk sympathetic female character, brave mother
>Daenerys Targaryen-
Super stronk independent female leader, true queen!
>Jon Snow-
disadvantaged illegitimate male character, but has to die because strong white male. (pretty boy tho) good guy!
>Davos Seaworth-
strong white male, but powerless and comes from poverty, unthreatening so good guy!
>Melisandre-
wise intelligent stronk female character
>Margaery Tyrell-
punished independent stronk female character
>Ellaria Sand-
super cunning independent stronk female character
>Sansa Stark-
stronnnk female survivor character
>Arya Stark-
stronk punished female heroine
>Lord Varys-
unthreatening mutilated male character, good guy!
>Theon Greyjoy-
unthreatening mutilated male character with PTSD, good guy
>Brienne of Tarth-
the stronkest most independent woman in the realm
>High Sparrow
strong white religious man? Threatening AND with power? Bad guy. Homophobic and sexist too
>Daario Naharis
strong white male, role is boytoy, not allowed power so unthreatening, good guy.
>Roose Bolton
strong white male with power? Threatening. Murderer and rapist. Bad guy
>Ramsay Bolton
strong white male (with disadvantage of illegitimacy- threatening super bad guy, rapist, torturer, murderer
>Jorah Mormont
strong white male but disadvantaged from stone AIDS plus powerless, so good guy!
>Alliser Thorne
strong white male, with power, so threatening bad guy
>Eddison Tollett
white male but quippy side character without power, so good guy
>Doran Martell
male character with power? Weakness means death
>Areo Hotah
PoC male character without power? Good, oh shit he's super strong? die.
>Podrick Payne
powerless mute white male, loyal ally to women! Unthreatening good guy
>>68709807
This is true and I am glad some people are using their brain.
There are plausible reasons why he went back tho. For example, to seek his father's council due to the changed circumstances.
It was a shit episode, but not everything is a plot hole. Off screen events =/= plot hole.
>>68710038
>For example, to seek his father's council due to the changed circumstances.
That's what Ravens are for, the trip to Dorne and King's Landing takes weeks if I recall in the books. Another thing I didn't understand, Doran sent his only heir, in the tv, alone without guards and shit to King's Landing?
>>68708127
wat gaem
>>68710036
>>Podrick Payne
>powerless mute white male, loyal ally to women! Unthreatening good guy
Pod can talk, and he's a seriously good lover if you can trust the words of those whores
>>68708922
haven´t seen a portuguese woman befor...
>>68710370
>the trip to Dorne and King's Landing takes weeks if I recall in the books
They were not a long way off shore I would guess.
>Doran sent his only heir, in the tv, alone without guards and shit to King's Landing?
Yeah that's retarded. I can come up with some explanations...
>a show of trust to his new allies
>boy will be totally safe since he is gonna be married to the princess
>there were guards, but the sneks killed them
Still retarded tho
>sand snakes have ability to teleport
Seriously I dropped this show. This is enough.
I forget, what boat is the Dorne Prince on again?
Is he on the dorne boat at kings landing? Or is is in some harbor in Dorne?
And why the fuck are the sand snakes on that boat.
HOW DID THEY GET ON THE BOAT AND HOW MUCH TIME PASSED FOR DORAN TO RECEIVE A LETTER FROM KING'S LANDING, IT'S ALL SHIT RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68710646
>Is he on the dorne boat at kings landing? Or is is in some harbor in Dorne?
Some harbour.
>And why the fuck are the sand snakes on that boat.
To kill him.
>>68710697
>HOW DID THEY GET ON THE BOAT AND HOW MUCH TIME PASSED FOR DORAN TO RECEIVE A LETTER FROM KING'S LANDING
Like any other person, either walked from the harbour or used a smaller boat to row to the big one, in case it was at sea.
The letter was not sent from King's Landing, it was sent from the boat when Myrcella died.
>le multiracial chick click
>le stronk empowered womyn
the only sand nigger anyone gave a shit about was prince oberyn
i look forward to jamie and cersei fucking over the sandpeoples said corpse
>>68710746
I mean Trystane is obviously at King's Landing since he's painting the stones for Myrcella's funeral.
Also, they had ravens on the ship? Heh.
>>68707547
>Get so close to losing my virginity to a qt princess
>Get killed before I'm married off
Lmao
>>68705429
>If we keep eating this shit maybe we'll find the chocolate at the bottom
grats on 64 (You)s strong though
>>68705429
in the book the prince actually had a plan for vengeance and btfo the princess who wanted to overthrow him
also stannis wasnt such a dumb cunt.
in the show its the opposite. stannis is a buffoon and was killed by a woman.
Princesses kill the weak beta man sticking it to the patriarchy.
we also get 2 brand new star wars films both featuring a female mary sue character that even manages to mary sue herself past the limitations imposed in the fantasy world with telekinesis, mind reading and swords made out of light..
Thanks hollywood jews for sticking it to the patriarchy with your fantastic writings
the red woman is actually an ugly cunt though. So is she actually evil? What if she has not been making mistakes but has been sabotaging stuff for the sake of her god which also happens to be the evil north one?
>>68710560
>Yeah that's retarded. I can come up with some explanations...
>>a show of trust to his new allies
>>boy will be totally safe since he is gonna be married to the princess
Oh come on, this is King's Landing we're talking about. A king and three hands died there in less than 3 years. The city is full of Lannisters and Tyrells, both houses that Dorne are at odds with.
>there were guards, but the sneks killed them
Guess that could work, I mean if Brienne can kill 5 of the 20 good men..
A sudden attack of the dumb could explain both Tristane and Doran's action, but still..
Anyway, what do you think of Ellaria being made a proper lady of House Uller to give legitmacy to the throne of Dorne?
>>68710597
That wasn't Tyene
>>68709038
I think every time a new episode comes out and it goes to Dorne, shit just gets stupider and stupider.
I mean not even by GoT book non-canon bad I mean every which way you cut it this Dorne shit is terrible and it keeps getting worse.
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST GET THE WALKERS SOME SUN SCREEN AND AIR CONDITIONERS and have them just destroy Dorne
I don't get why you guys are unhappy.
They basically understood that Dorne arc sucked, and decided to litteraly kill it.
Isn't that what everyone wanted ?
Needs to be changed with this season shits
>>68705429
I want to fuck the middle one
>>68711040
Because if they're going to kill off the Dorne story, then they could at least kill off the shitty characters.
>>68711085
Well, I don't see another option for them, they will be killed sooner or later, and most importantly I doubt we will see them as much on the screen.
>>68710878
>I mean Trystane is obviously at King's Landing
He is in Dorn or very close to the shore., He left the other boat after Myrcella died...
>>68710971
>what do you think of Ellaria being made a proper lady of House Uller to give legitmacy to the throne of Dorne?
She could definitely try that. The more I think about it, the more, plausible it seems. What other way is there for her to rule?
Still, Arianne and Quentyn are the true heirs. If the hacks cut them off from the show it might work, other wise it's civil war.
>>68710878
>Also, they had ravens on the ship? Heh.
All ships do...
Do they get the interns to write the sand snakes dialogue or something? It just seems several degrees worse than everything else. Might just be the shitty acting though.
![game-of-thrones[1].jpg_itok=YCUdtqrn.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I8ynAjk.jpg "game-of-thrones[1].jpg_itok=YCUdtqrn.jpg")
>>68711040
seems pretty likely they're gonna push for a Dorne declares war on Kings Landing shit.
Never mind the fact its very likely that the Sandsnakes are already at Kings Landing in an attempt to assassinate Lannisters.
On the brightside we very well possibly have the Snakes getting slaughtered in a fight against this big motherfucker
>>68711132
>Still, Arianne and Quentyn are the true heirs. If the hacks cut them off from the show it might work, other wise it's civil war.
They've already been cut from the show.
>>68711166
BAD PUSSY
>>68711182
Greedy bitch xD
>>68711179
I don't trust anything they say about the show. You'll see how fast Quentyn appears when he is suddenly needed to advance the plot and alleviate their shitty writing skills.
>>68707547
RIP sweet prince
>>68711132
>He is in Dorne
Then why the fuck is he paiting the stones?
Also, he was supposed to take Oberyn's place on the small council.
These two things should tell the audience he was at KL. There's no way he was in Dorne, and if he was, then what the fuck was he doing sitting in this room? Waiting for the sandsnakes to come kill him?
I don't care how you look at it, it's shit.
>>68706569
She has Frownes Syndrome you insensitive cunt
>>68706569
shes maori, aka the lowest low of human beings
next to abos
>>68711132
Why would Jaime let Trystane return to Dorne after Myrcella is murdered?
The heir to Dorne would make one hell of a hostage to ensure that justice is carried out.
>>68711166
One major part of it is its bad dialogue all around revolving around Dorne.
Another major part is that 3 of the major Dorne characters are these 3 supposed female badass assassins but every time they "fight" its obvious they were given little to no training and its taking multiple cuts and edits to string together one tiny fight scene with em.
At this point I think Arya could take on those 3 with just her itty bitty sword
>>68711222
>He is in Downes
>>68706601
I've made a huge mistake...
>>68711132
>Still, Arianne and Quentyn are the true heirs.
about that....
Also, the Sand sneks we have are the least nobleborn of the groups, they're the daughters of a whore a merchant's daughter and a septa.
Ellaria's daughter though, if their mother gets the Uller name can claim to the Martell name with almost no problem since everyone knows that Oberyn is the father
>>68711222
>>68711238
I know it's shit, but if the prince was in KL this would mean the sneks are in KL as well... which is retarded and opens a can of wosnakesthat would be too difficult to explain...
fucking trash man
>>68711310
>Hello darkness my old friend...
>>68707547
I told my girlfriend that in the books he goes on a long trip to Mereen to try to hook up with Daenerys and ends up burnt alive by a dragon. She said this way was better.
I agreed, because the last two books were a fucking chore to get through.
However, the different direction of the show has rekindled my interest and I'm excited to see how Elio Garcia finishes the series (as ghostwriter of course.)
>>68711353
Well yeah, so either way it's complete shit.
Seriously D&D, it's not that complicated to write a plot that makes sense. Really.
>>68711325
We could have a Snekbowl with the lowborn sneks vs the highborn sneks
>>68706123
The only legit reply to this retarded thread
>>68707744
Elio Garcia is going to finish the series. Screencap this.
>>68711238
>he really did love Myrcella and wanted to be there for her funeral
>probably thought it safer in Kings Landing for him than back home especially since the gaggle of cunts were so blatantly disregarding their kings orders
The bigger questions are
>Why didn't they turn that ship around when she first got sick? They were still in the harbor.
Also their plans of informing Trystanes father about the cunts really couldn't have ever planned for the possibility that they were gonna kill him and gigga nigga body guard in a moments notice with the rest of his royal guard not defending him
>>68711385
>Snekbowl
Best idea to come out of this thread
>>68705429
OMG they're so strong!! And they don need no man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68711385
>Snekbowl
Literally 55 minutes of tribbing while holding spears and screaming "FUCK ALL DORNISH MEN"
>>68711385
>snekbowl
More like feminismbowl amiright?
>>68706619
Don't forget last season when they one with the spear called the other one " slut xD " when she made bronn call her the most beautiful woman in westros , fuck me man Dorne was horrible and left way too much plot holes
>>68711371
..What?
He's like 13 in the books. You're thinking of Quentyn.
>>68711426
Maybe I should work for D&D, they'd eat up that shit
HOLD UP
Just re-watched the scene with the sneks offing the prince...
Pic related is shown after Doran is killed and just before Trystane's scene
...ffs I was wrong, Trystane was in King's Landing... which means the sneks are in King's Landing as well.
Not even gonna try explaining that.
>>68707863
>meme sneks
Top Kljasd
>>68711040
People hated the Sand Sneks.
The Sand Sneks are still alive.
>>68711622fucking confirmed
>>68705429
>"nothin personnel" victoria's secret models kill their whole family because ??? and now they're going to kill more people because ???
You know, if they weren't so fucking smug about it and maybe showed a shred of remorse I might not hate them so much.
>>68711629
I wonder how she gonna escape King's Landing.
>>68711629
loool
How did they get on board? How did they travel to KL? Were they in the ships hold the whole time or used a faster ship to go to KL first?
Why was not their ships seen by the KL watch towers?
>>68705429
>Sand Sluts
>Attractive
Pick one you dumb roastie bitch.
>>68711622
a gaggle of of writing would probably if nothing else make our entertainment from GoT skyrocket
>mfw Littlefinger and Robert Strong do the Big Guy 4 you shit
>>68710036
>Tyrion Lannister-
Alchoholic midget with a sharp wit, unflinching loyalty, integrity, and tons of book smarts that transition well into real world smarts. Loyal to a fault to his family until they try to kill him.
>Jaime Lannister-
Cavalier oathbreaker sisterfucker who slowly learns humility when the only thing he's good at gets taken away. Loves his alchoholic midget brother in spite of his sister's hatred.
>Cersei Lannister-
Vain, jealous, narcissistic, self absorbed, delusional, foolish, selfish, self assured brotherfucker who has no loyalty to any but her children and her brother because she sees them as an extension of herself.
>Daenerys Targaryen-
Self righteous immature and proud child who only gets by on persistence and loyalty of a few underlings she would throw away if it served her purposes.
>Jon Snow-
Unloved bastard who inspires loyalty and friendship based on his strong sense of honor, integrity, compassion, wisdom, and intelligence. Somewhat of a Gary Stu but ultimately the positive counterweight to Daenarys.
>Davos Seaworth-
Loyal to a fault but a hard worker. Honorable and brave.
>Melisandre-
Mysterious and sinister with a hidden agenda and a penchant for manipulation and burning people alive for religious zealotry.
>Ellaria Sand-
Fiery dornish Cersei. Betrays family in a blind quest for vengeance. Kinslaying is a big deal in Westeros, don't expect anything good to come of her plot.
>Margaery Tyrell-
Pretty but hollow, sleeps around. Compassionate, but has all the failings and disconnect of a noblewoman.
>Sansa Stark-
From pretty and hollow to punching bag; I expect to see strong qualities present in Mama Cat to come out of Sansa soon as she takes the place of Lady Stoneheart. In spite of all that has happened, she is still kind and strong.
>Arya Stark-
Intelligent, cunning, but bloodthirsty and amoral. Expect her to be pitted against another Stark in the climax of the series.
1/2
Who /snek/ here?
>>68710036
You're reading too much into it , also I think you're fucking retarded and huge autist for wasting your time typing this , and where did you get " cersei is good " meme from ? I bet the rest of your list is the same wrong shit but I wont waste my time reading it
>>68711818
Best S5 meme
>>68706425
She really looks like Vasquez.
>>68710036
I think you may be confusing GRRM's turboedge writing with the SJW agenda. It's more like anyone who has a shred of power or authority is immediately and irreversibly corrupted by it. The good guys are all low in the hierarchy because underdog = good and the morally driven or otherwise 'just' characters like Ned are destroyed by the system. In this writing, not being on one extreme means being on the other, anyone who is whole and powerful is an asshole to protect that. Anyone who isn't an asshole at all times is an idealist who couldn't possibly anticipate the betrayal inevitably aimed at them.
>>68706490
>bustle.com
If they didn't have so much shit going on I'd swear they're satirical. I clicked on an article at random and it was written horribly. It read like something I'd have thrown together in 10 minutes during high-school.
Was there any other male Martell in the books other than Quentyn, Trystane and Doran?
>>68711943
Oberyn, of course, who only had bastard daughters.
And Lewyn who was in the Kingsguard and died at the Trident.
>>68710036
2/2
>Lord Varys-
Manipulative, cunning, intelligent, mysterious, amoral. A villain in plain sight.
>Theon Greyjoy-
Aggressive, desperate killer who ultimately had to undergo the worst of tortures and breaking to be redeemed as a good person. The most tragic character of the series and a counterweight to Varys.
>Brienne of Tarth-
Loyal, noble, strong.
>High Sparrow
Religious fanatic continuing the cycle of violence committed against him in the name of idealism.
>Daario Naharis
Dangerous fuckboy. Disloyal to all but his cock.
>Roose Bolton
Rapist, murderer, oathbreaker.
>Ramsay Bolton
Psychopathic you name it. Edgelord with actual edge; the Joker of GoT.
>Jorah Mormont
Moron whose reach exceeds his grasp.
>Alliser Thorne
Prideful idiot who doesn't understand the true nature of the Wall, the North, and the Watch.
>Eddison Tollett
Who?
>Areo Hotah
Worst death in the series, also most shocking.
>Podrick Payne
ABSOLUTELY BASED. A riot in the sack, strong, unflinchingly loyal, noble, stoic, carrying no judgement towards whom he serves but only seeing the good in his superiors who treat him well. His death will be the most hurtful because he's the biggest fucking badass in the series.
>>68705429
It's like they let tumblr write the sand snakes. I don't know what it is about them that makes them just so incredibly grating and embarrassing.
All the other strong women on game of thrones are well written and you don't get any sense of them being written in a way to just appease SJWs, they're written like normal string characters.
But the sand snakes....everything about them is just....cringe. Literally cringeworthy
>>68712077
>ABSOLUTELY BASED
>le big dick man xD
>>68712099
Only strong women I like from GoT areCerseiand Olenna desu senpai
Why Dornishmen are so fucking lame?
All they do is appear, make hype around themselves and die in the lamest way possible, achieving literally fucking nothing. It happens both in the show and the books.
>>68712135
I like Meera, Brienne, Dacey and Pretty Merris too.
>>68711371
That's Quentyn and he's clearly still alive.
The Tattered Prince was the one who died.
>That chapter when Pod breaks down in front of Brienne because Tyrion left him.
>>68711754
not to be racist, but are you gay
>>68712222
Yup. This should be obvious to anyone who pays attention.
Also checked
>>68712112
>unflinchingly loyal, noble, stoic, carrying no judgement towards whom he serves but only seeing the good in his superiors who treat him well.
How about quoting the other parts of him that are good you fucking cuntbag of shitfuck
>FUCK ONE
>MARRY ONE
>KILL ONE
in before you try to kill all. I know you want to do that here, but the point here is that you need to pick.
>>68712283
Kill myself obviously
>>68705429
>killing a likable, responsible leader because no man gonna tell us what 2 do
>>68712283
fuck the gook
marry snek tits
kill the bitch
bonus mode: marry and fuck the bitch when she was in Whale Rider
>>68712283
Marry whip girl
Kill Bad Pussy (I don't want STDs)
Fuck manface
>>68712283
>fuck
gook
>marry
da bad pussy
>kill
the ugly one
only acceptable answer
>>68707547
The comment after the kill is already a contender for worst line of season 6
Were we supposed to fucking laugh at that or something? I don't get it anymore
>>68712151
That's what they do in real life as well. Remember Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Ladin, Muammar Gaddafi ect
>>68712277
>bland character with no involvement in the plot
>unflinchingly loyal, noble, stoic, carrying no judgement towards whom he serves but only seeing the good in his superiors who treat him well.
>>68712283
>fuck
gook
>marry
short hair qt3.14 with 10/10 tits
>kill
the male
anything else is gay
>>68712304
Kek
>>68712383
>Were we supposed to fucking laugh at that or something? I don't get it anymore
Disgusted by how lightly they take cold-blooded murder, you moron. They see it as a game. It's always so fucking strange what this shitstain of a board filled with retards latch onto as "the worst line evar." Every single time it's some nonsensical thing out of left field. Oh man she called her greedy for stealing the kill from her, what a terrible line! Holy shit, wait until I circle jerk about this on my retard containment site!
>>68712498snek
>>68712501
>he doesn't think it was surreal
>he thinks other are autists
You see my dumb familiar, if they somehow wanted to make you disgusted of Jaime and let him start to kill babies while jerking off, we would still find it awful writing, even if the intent of the authors was "clear".
>>68712644
She called her a greedy bitch for taking a kill that was hers. No sane person could possibly say that's bad writing in and of itself. Your criticism doesn't even make a slight amount of sense. No need to embarrass yourself by comparing it to some ridiculous scenario your damaged brain concocted.
>>68707547
>Want to avenge Oberyn
>Kill the rest of his fucking family
What in the fuck?
>>68712735
Are you a woman, by any chance?
>>68712735
>No sane person could possibly say that's bad writing in and of itself.
Except it was bad writing because he is their family and she reacts with all the emotion of someone who stole the last cookie from the cookie jar.
They are not compelling, interesting or deep characters.
They are badly written.
>>68712735
shit was a juvenile as the dathrookie bull shit and the 5 best things in life line
>>68712761
An ironic criticism coming from a whining toddler believing his emotions inspired by very severe mental illness constitute an argument.
>>68712776
THIS
I literally seen the excitement in the eyes of these actresses as if they were showing dong in the scene and wanted to come off as masculine to the point they ignored the shit line
>>68711170
Yeah, poison will do jack shit againt ze mountain
>>68712222
Sorry to break it to you, but Quentyn has been completely cut from the show, along with everything else that was remotely interesting about Dorne.
>>68712817
TRIGGERD
>on topic criticism makes me feel like insulting you after being called out as a bitch
>>68712776
That's literally the entire point you fucking moron. The Sand Snakes are sociopathic lunatics. Every scene they've been in has conveyed this.
Season ruined from the get-go
>>68712424
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the fact that his stoic and strong nature are positive male qualities as much as boisterous domination.
>>68706425
B A D
P
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>>68712851
You're just a garbage person, I can tell you post on /pol/ by your severely impaired intellect. You're crying for the sake of crying like a woman does.
>>68712817
I'm not ironic. You seem to have an emotional attachment to this matter and a lack of understanding of any criticism moved to the scene.
Now that I think about it, are you David Benioff?
>>68706425
This girl makes ma Sand Snake stand up like a cobra. The other two are shit, though. And the scene where they killed that fuckboi was just sad to watch. Why did they make him so pathetic?
>>68712383
This wouldnt be funny if this was just random enemy guy #3871. But to say that after killing your cousin who you grew up and played with all your childhood? Jesus Christ. The whole Dorne thing started so well with oberynbro, where did it go all so wrong?
>>68705429
It's literally impossible to buy them as these badass warriors. They could have at least toned up a bit.
>>68712859
Except that would of been known and the plot and relationship between the characters would of been already in line with that. The fact they make this out to be some uprising and reaction in the story line makes this horrible writing. The entire lynch pun of the plot in dorn is that the brother and the prince did not see this coming and did not suspect them of any of this.
its fucking mental gymnastics m8
>>68712859
>You want a good girl but you need a bad pussy
>>68712932
>badass warriors
So far they're portrayed as cowards who can only kill defenseless people through underhanded means. The only thing resembling what you're saying is some proficiency in the use of weapons.
>>68712942
>of
>of
>>68707547
Smug cunt got with this English qt patootie.
>>68712908
I am not even the guy your replying too
your so triggered your exposing your self and your biases lie Freudian slips left and right lol
>this angry man is telling me facts
>get back to /pol/
your bogyman just exposes yourself.
>>68712932
>toned
>>68712959
>proficiency in the use of weapons
Not if the fight choreography is to be believed
>>68712965
How new
>>68712942
>would of
Literally stopped reading here. You're a subhuman and anonymity has incorrectly allowed you to believe that you're permitted to hold opinions.
>>>/pol/
>>68705429
Story is already bloated enough as it is. Especially in books. It's like get on with the good shit already, don't need to be introduced to these boring cunts.
>>68705429
Tyene Sand is the most objectified female character on GoT.
She does a striptease for her prisoner for no clear reason. She has no human agency. Her actions are dictated by D&Ds male gaze.
>>68712992
wow blown the fuck out and triggered this easy huh?
any more plot conflicting mental gymnastics you got for me?
>>68712859
>Sociopathic lunatics
And that's exactly what makes them bad and uninteresting. They're objects of plot, contrivances and complications that are meant to be employed to create trouble for the characters. However they've been going around killing characters we care nothing about. The show audience has seen Doran and Trystane do nothing so we don't care about them and no one ever gave a fuck about Myrcella.
At least with Ramsay he's hurting a character we've known and watched develop since the very beginning. The whole Dorne arc has nothing going for it and may as well just be its own show.
>>68713010
Meh, she'll use Bron for something something in exchange for his fix of bad pussy
>>68712971
>Facts
This is why I told you to go back to /pol/. Your severe, incurable mental illness and its associated delusions are not "facts." Every single person on /pol/ is like you, and it's very, very clear you post there.
>>68712439
Why were the guards just standing there and watching. Should they like, guard, their king?
>What a nice day, I sure hope nobody kills my king while I am on duty
>Fuck, they killed him. Well, too late now, lets just chill
>No, its cool. No reason to cry over spilled milk
>I wonder who will the new king be and if he will employ me again
>>68713054
Stop false flagging
>>68712992
as a women you probably should have no opinion on anything and be happy we don't raise all female children form this point on only knowing a life of a sex slave and subservient to men as this is the REAL end result of any loss or reverting of civilization m8 I hop you enjoy your Jewish fantasies that all of these women would not be in a harem and willing to suck dick to eat
>>68706425
what anime
>>68713034
You're retarded so I don't think you fully grasp how telling of an error typing "would of" is. For reference, if I dig up the very first things I ever wrote as a child, where my handwriting was barely-legible scribbling, you will not find that mistake anywhere, ever. The notion that someone who types "would of" would have any opinion on anything worth hearing is beyond laughable. Go back to /pol/, you subhuman.
>>68713054
Sorry m8 your triggered to the point of repeating nonsense.
What is not fact about what I said
the plot relies on the brother and the prince being blind to the what you say is obvious character traits.
sorry this takes the wind out of your narrative
These bitches all look and act like militant lesbian feminists. It's like they were deliberately trying to come up with the most unlikable characters possible.
>>68713010
I know this is bait, but just in case another anon actually buys it, she stripped so that Bronn's heart would beat faster and activate the poison.
>>68713068
I don't defend D&D, but Elaria said that the people of Dorne hate Doran. Or something like that.
>>68713068
>be guard
>someone kills person I'm supposed to protect
>my feet hurt
>Areo is standing near me
>I don't like Areo
>He's dead now too
>ok I guess
>I wonder if the Raiders will be good this year
>>68713118
sorry m8 your blown out and now grasping as straws kek
women should just not have a opinion in general m8
>>68713163
They're about as unlikable as Ramsay, Roose, Joffrey, The Mountain, s1 Cersei, etc. for slightly varying reasons. Not sure why you act like this is new.
>>68713068
Something about the guards hating him, so they were fine with seeing him getting murdered. I would imagine that they will be replaced soon.
>>68713189
Yeah the people do I'm sure, but his very own private guard and the guy can't even screen for people who care slightly about him? Like at least 15 guards can see this and not a single one gives a shit?
>>68713189
The next King will surely employ guards that don't defend you if for some reason they don't like you.
>>68713079
>>68713214
>watching /pol/ logic in action where the claim that someone is a woman suddenly becomes fact out of narrative convenience
It's amazing how unworthy of oxygen every single person on /pol/ is. You aren't people.
>>68713118
>Straight Autism
>>68713217
Where did I even imply it was something new?
>>68713249
I again don't know what your obsession with /pol/
>>watching bitch logic in action where the claim that someone is from /pol/ suddenly becomes fact out of narrative convenience
this is fun
>>68713233
Don't you like girl power writing?
Honestly, I don't even see why the people of Dorne would hate him. Do they want to get into a war against opponents much stronger than them or what?
How did they get on the ship?
>>68713233
or at least have a few of them smirk/nod in approval. Help sell the point a little more than not at all.
>>68713221
>>68713189
No fucking way guards would hate their king unless he abused them or shit. They must get good money for easy job. By allowing anyone to kill the king they are signing off on uneployment and their daughters to become whores.
Though they didnt even look surprised, so maybe the girls bribed them? I will give it the benefit of doubt.
>>68713217
All 6 seasons of Cersei are unlikable. Just stupid smirks and thinking she's smart.
>>68712965
>>68712992
>pic related
They've killed the messenger. You never kill the messenger. That's like the number one rule.
>>68713319
How did the slightly retarded one expect to fight using a whip against a rapier in a tight room? She is lucky the shemale killed him.
Why did they simply sail back to KL without being somehow suspicious or alarmed about that whole situation? Jaime acts as if Myrcella got the flu or something. Trystane sits in his cabin and chills while painting eyes for the funeral. Wouldn't he be afraid of Lannisters taking revenge on the ship or during the funeral?
>>68713494
I thought that was the whole point of the shemale just spearing the guy from behind.
She had no chance.
>>68713314
Right? I mean I get most of Dorne might be like "Man wish our prince would do more," but after this I have no idea why they wouldn't murder the fuck out of the sand snakes. Like there's disliking your king and then there's fucking kin-slaying. Everyone hated the shit out of Joffery, but when he was murdered by Tyrion, King's Landing was all like Murder that midget bastard.
>>68713334
Yes, it's shit writing. Nor is there any indication at all previously in the show that there are more than the sand snakes who hate the prince, but now apparently his personal guard hate him so much they turn a blind eye to him murdered.
Most likely the writers realised they could do nothing with Dorian since they cut out the Arianne storyline so they just killed him off in a retarded way.
>/tv/ right now
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN
>WOMEN ARE PHYSICALLY WEAKER THAN MEN IRL AND COULD NEVER KILL ONE
>SHIT IS UNREALISTIC
>I LOVE DICK MORE THAN VAGINA
>WOMEN ARE LITERALLY SHIT
>I AM GOING TO /R9K/ WHERE I BELONG
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68705429
The left one is like :<
>>68713640
Why did I laugh?
>>68713624
>And so we witness the arrival of /tumblr/
>>68713624
>GOT writing room right now
>reeeeee this book that made this show possible is wrong
>reeeee better make strong womyn subplot that makes no sense and conflicts with other narratives in the story
>reee this will be obvious sjw pandering in the face of the literal story
>when we are called out on it all of our fat whore fans will cry its just sexism like Jewish Hollywood does.
Women liberals and shit skins OWN the victim industry m8 this push to pretend anyone else is crying and not reacting is pure physiological therapy for yourself under the realization your a apart of a victim group don't ever fucking twist words and project like this as it just makes my dick harder
>>68713249
>they're mentally ill
>they're not even people
It helps to dehumanise people you don't like so you can justify being a complete cunt to them, but it doesn't fool anyone else.
You will never really know what a little polyp you are.
>>68710931
>the red woman is actually an ugly cunt though. So is she actually evil? What if she has not been making mistakes but has been sabotaging stuff for the sake of her god which also happens to be the evil north one?
I wouldnt put it past DnD to twist her character like that
>>68710931
What was his plan? Also why would he want vengeance? Oberyn fucked up himself.
>>68709177
IF I HAD A LANCE
I'D SPEAR THE PATRIARCHY
>>68713595
>Everyone hated the shit out of Joffery, but when he was murdered by Tyrion, King's Landing was all like Murder that midget bastard.
The thing is that Joffey was a sadistic king, no one wanted to get on his bad side.
Tyrion is "just a filthy little midget" and a kinslayer.
>>68713753
/pol/ posters actually do deserve to die and in a just, civilized society would not legally be considered human.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE A PLOT THAT MAKES SENSE D&D?
I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT THE SNEKS KILLED EVERYONE BUT AT LEAST DON'T GIVE THEM TELEPORTATION AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING
HOW. HARD. CAN. IT. BE???
>>68713854
edgy
>want to avenge Oberyn
>kill the rest of the family he loved
>implying Oberyn wouldn't murder these whores for what they have done
SIMPLY
EPIC
>>68712222
Wasn't Quentyn burned by the dragons?
I mean the last words of his chapter really were
>Oh, look at that, I'm burning
And in the chapter of Barristan afterwards his friends clearly state that the Quentyn is dead
Or is some magic shit, just as when Mance was burned but not really?
>>68713863
Not hard at all, in fact it seems likely that it's simply you misinterpreting the events that occurred rather than there being a mistake in the show.
>>68713817
He wants vengeance for the murder of Rhaegar's two children and wife, just like Oberyn.
He had his daughter become engaged with Dany's brother, and when that didn't work out it seems that he might ally himself with Young Griff.
>>68713910
Yeah the show all but outright addresses this in season 5 I believe. Doran says something along the lines that Oberyn would not have wanted a war over his death. You're acting like it's a criticism of the show when it was very clearly intentionally written to illustrate that the Sand Snakes are garbage people who are just using Oberyn's death to justify their mindless bloodlust and sociopathy.
I've defended the show since S1 Ep1 and most, if not all, of the supposed "plot holes" were /tv/ nitpicking and autism, easily explained with a bit of logic and common sense, but after this episode, for the first time, I am questioning myself...
>>68707547
well, at least you weren't burn to death
>>68713940
Wait, the cunt who got goldfaced in first season? He is alive in books? I didnt know the story differed so much.
>>68713926
Enlighten me then.
Trystane was obviously on the ship near King's Landing. This is made clear because he's paiting an eye on the stone -> he's preparing for Myrcella's funerals. That and he was supposed to take Oberyn's place on the small council.
Then how did the Sand Snakes get there? On another ship? Doesn't make sense, they would have been spotted by, either the ship with Jaime, or KL upon arrival.
So how exactly?
Where did the dogs go during Brienne VS Boltons?
Why did Khal Moro immediately trust Dany when she said she was Drogo's wife?
>>68713624
t.hundercunt
>>68714039
What are you even doing here? You're thinking of Viserys.
>>68713319
Don't mind us cous, we're just here to murder you. We love you though.
>>68711170
Aw man, now I am hopingto no availthat the Mountain will destroy them
It would be glorious to kill the shittiest story arc in the showI hope they kill off Arya soon too, tho
>>68714136
>Dany's brother
Well, thats not Viserys? I dont know, I dont normally come here or care much about this series. I just wanted to shitpost somewhere since the fucking episode made me mad with the snakes killing the cool guy king of Dorne.
>>68713624
It's always nice when casuals invade a fanbase.
>>68714257
I was just teasing for the question, but yeah I was just saying Viserys is the name of her brother.
>>68714216
>I hope they kill off Arya soon too, tho
what the fuck
Daenerys is increasing her power and wealth, and she is the only person who has a rightful claim to the Iron Throne.
Sansa with Lady Brienne is the inevitable queen in the north. Jon is going to help her by convincing the windings that Sansa is a benevolent queen for the people of the real north.
Cersei is going to unleash her fury and take merciless revenge on everything and everyone.
The Snek Mom and Daughters will take full control of House Martell and of the Dornish wealth and power to bring thunder down upon House Lannister.
Arya is on her way to becoming the most feared assassin the realm has ever known.
>the rise of women
Is this how the world ends? Also, why is GRRM such a cuck?
>>68714351
I agree with anon.
What's the appeal of Arya Stark anyway?Apart from the scenes with Tywin,she's done nothing remotely interesting till date.
>>68707547
D&D are retarded faggots
They all look like they haven't done an honest day of work in their entire lives.
They're supposed to be fierce, athletic warriors, right?
Why don't they look like it?
There's not a muscle to be found on either of those women.
>>68714397
yeah bro you totally can see the future in a show that has zero twists gg bro lets all stop watching lol
>>68708922
are you autistic? they look generic as fuck
>>68714351
I hate her character
Most of the time people help her, a lot
Then she wants more help and putting them at some serious risks
They dont want to take said risks, because you know, they like living
She gets mad at them for not sticking with her
All she does is being an edgelord and an egotistical bitch
Jesus man, aCoK and aSoS were tough to get through with so many chapters of Arya. And usually her chapters go nowhere fast
>>68714611
she's a little kid m8
why would you want her story to end with no payoff after enduring all that
Didn't we have like alot of time last season deidcated to them and it was pure garbage with some of the worst choreographed fights in the history of the show?
I say they've had their chance, and failed.
>>68714039
Arianne, Doran's daughter who is cut from the show, was engaged to Viserys. That didn't work out as Viserys got killed. Now it turns out that Rhaegar's son, Aegon, is still alive and has come to conquer Westeros. Doran now wishes to have Arianne marry Aegon and make her the Queen of the realm.
