Rightful King Edition
Old thread >>68683589
Will Jorah finally get laid this season?
SAND SNAKED
cringe time
>>68689051
what country are you guys from?
Azor Jon? D:
This show any good?
Press F to pay respects.
>ebin, whitty and humorous tyrion quips
not anymore? find out soon
>avenging oberyn by killing his brother
im cringing so hard
ahahahah
get fucked MEN
this is WOMEN's time now
>>68689218
STILL NO BODY
This is bullshit
Episode starts in 20 minutes? Stream link anyone?
>>68689259
women
>>68689202
brazil
>>68689210
for you...
Oh god.
>>68689301
you're late nigga
>We're were to kill you
>Stand with your back to person with giant spear
>>68689218
Pay respect to the more important men we lost today.
>>68689051
Did Stannis awaken his Rinnegan?
>You're a greedy bitch, you know that?
Keked
>you're a greedy bitch
god this is awful
i literally want to kill myself right now
that was just
abysmal
>tricks him into a duel so she can backstab him
WOMEN, NO HONOR AT ALL
>You're a greedy bitch, you know that?
XD
Fuck these quips
We game of strong women now
Tyrion the baby eater
LE WITTY IMP
LE COCKLESS BALDIE
>>68689202
Burgerlandia
>>68689218
Our True President has fallen.
YOU GO GURL
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT SAND SLUTS RUIN EVERYTHING.
>WOMEN
>WOMEN
>WOMEN
>WOMEN
How the fuck did they even get on the boat when they were in Dorne at the end of last season?
Good idea, kill the last two members of the royal family.
So why is this Game of Feminism now?
>>68689432
>>68689218
Based Stannis 'when the situation is dire put your daughter on the pyre' Baratheon
The sand snakes are fucking terrible.
>>68689458
>shadyjew.png
why was it written in english
god this is a fucking trainwreck
>>68689458
I told you all this is going to happen it's the season of female empowerment
>women shouldn't have strong role model characters
>a high fantasy work of fiction must represent muh personal worldview regarding gender roles
>can't find decent stream
>say fuck it, I'll just get hbo now
>hbo now isn't fucking working
FUCK
Rip fleet
the dorne arc is so fucking embarrassing holy shit
how did DnD even land a job with this lack of talent and intelligence
remember Daario = Euron
Haven't watched the episode yet but from your reactions it's going to be shit.
Rate it so far
How many other STRONK WYMON moments will we see today?
>>68689468
>We;;, we won't be selling to Westeros any time soon.
oh you cheeky cunts
>>68689504
MASTER HATERS WUZ HERE
MHYSA IS A MASTER
(DATS WHY WE HATE HER ALSO)
riding a horse with your waifus boyfriend
Everything about Dorne has been completely butchered holy shit
That French fucker was right.
>>68689574
So meta xD
BRAVO D&D
>>68689510
Here's your (you) cuck, now leave this sub
>>68689615
top cuck
Just fucking cut your hand, Ser Cuckmont.
Stronk womyn will reign all men must die or go into the friendzone
Holy shit Dorne is bad...
So how did they burn the entire fleet? I mean, they still keep some crews onboard. Some ships may have been burned but not before a bunch sailed away
>>68689525
Keep trying. It works eventually.
>>68689559
arya
"put the kinsblood in my belly" Meli
dani
probably forgetting another one
This is already worse then S5.
>>68689639
>sub
Nice false flag.
are they in the grand canyon?
>big ass field
>happens to find danys ring
Ok
WHY IS SHE SO FAT
>>68689663
>plot armor
how do you get fat in the desert?
>>68689051
is it out yet? wheres the stream?
>It's a Daenerys scene
Would the ultimate bro-team be Jamie, Jorah, Daario, and Bronn? They'd be unstoppable, like the A-Team.
haha this dothraki shit talking
All men are pigs the episode
>>68689380
>she doesn't have to be smart to get fucked in the ass
>>68689716
more like plotkindling
>>68689718
>british genes
how do you think they got routed in ww2
they rolled away from Rommel
>>68689718
Remember those skeletons around Drogon last season? Drogon didn't eat that she did poor thing only had scraps
This episode sure is boring
>>68689708
It was in the center of the horde tracks dumbass
top bantz
My mom says "LOOK AT HOW FAT SHE IS!"
DA WHITE PUSSY
>tfw your fat ripples when you get whipped
It is known.
This fucking dialogue is killing me.
This fucking khal
http://www.strawpoll.me/10042112
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rate the episode you assholes
race mixing propaganda
Epic joke xD
Is that kumar from Harold and kumar?
>>68689787
Alright cut her head off
>>68689857
It's probably the worst it's ever been
where's that nigga askin bout the strong wymyn shit?
it's happening
and she's gettin
B F T O
F
T
O
THIS IS RAPE
TRIGGERED
>gives her full title
just going to make them feel better about raping her, dumb bitch
vaginal plot armor, nice
how convinient
DON'T HAVE KIDS GIRLS!
IT'S COOL!
Thanks Kike&Kike.
Surprise surprise Daenerys with the most expensive plot armour in all of fucking Westeros
oh noes! how will our mother of burgers escape now??
>>68690003
>it is forbidden to ... Kill you rape you or ... I don't know.... plot armor daenerys
>Dothraki suddenly take Dany at her word that she was married to Drogo
THE WAIF-U
Holy shit, imagine if that's what Daenerys' fate in TWOW is. She becomes one of the widows.
this is the worst shit i've ever watched what the fuck
RAAAAAAAAPE
THE STICKS ARE PHALLIC IN NATURE
THIS IS RAAAAAAAAAAAPE
>beats up a blind child
"See you tomorrow"
>we want the daredevil audience
is it just me or is this episode incredibly dull?
Show euron, revive Jon... do something.
>All these boring as fuck storylines
Just give us Jon
>>68690100
Is everything rape now?
this dialogue is terrible jesus christ
GIRL POWAAAAH
>See you tomorrow.
WHO
WROTE
THIS
SHIT
Can someone summarize the episode so far?
>>68689372
That is a strong contender to be the worst piece of dialogue in the entire show. And 'bad poosey' still exists.
>>68690153
yes.
>>68690186
Girl power
Who else had their boner ruined in the end?
>>68690186
Boring and stupid.
I blame fucking grr Martin the fat fuck should've finished the book already . Instead we are stuck with the gay ass fan fiction of D&D
>>68690186
old lady tits
JON CONFIRMED AA
triggered
>>68690186
you actually didn't miss anything at all you can just skip this episode
John snow revival?
>>68690186
literally quips: the episode
so wtf was up with wrinky old Melisandre
Alright so I just finished the episode.
It's actually not bad and other than the Dorne shit (which is completely irredeemable so I don't give a fuck) I think this was a better season premiere than last season.
It's still a bad season premiere that lacked oomph though.
I have to say, Khal Moro's scene had so much levity and fun in it (other than Mother of burgers boasting) and that was like a breath of fresh.
melly sanders!
>>68690186
Still no Stannis
THE RED WYMON
MORE GRILL POWER
THANK YOU D&D
MY DICK
>>68690167
Heh nothing personal kid
TITS
Stannis sperm was keeping Melisandre alive
honestly im kinda surprised they never made melisandre a man behind her glamour shit
>>68690186
PURE
FUCKING
STUPIDITY
naked old granny tits
I'd still hit it desu senpai
mmmmmmmm yeah look at them teddies
Is this plot relevant?
Her body is literally perfect
Wat
FUCK
THIS
SHIT
>>68690275
Literally this.
>stronk wymyn
>mudslimes talking about blonde girls
>DON'T HAVE KIDS
BRAVO.
nooo my wife's son was watching this with me now he's scarred for life :(
>>68689449
If dornish lords follow the literal bastard whores instead of fighting each other for becoming the next great house, it will be proof that hack and hack went full retard finally.
>TREASON
Why did she get old?
this is
pretty
fuckin
STUPID
MELY FAGS BTFO
G
R
A
NAKED
N
Y
TITS
Gollum ye be gone
>>68690361
relevant to gettin my dick hard maybe
Did they really have to show her fucking naked though?
old red lady pussy
is it bad or good pussy
>>68690427
Time passed
>>68690186
Doran's master plan is gone thanks to D&D also gurl power XDD
>Stannis tapped that
wew lad
>>68690361
She's going to give up her 400 year life to Jon Snow.
Look into your hearts you know it's true.
>>68690427
apparently she was always old.
So all these guys have been baiting to their perfect waifu and their autismo lord find out shes been a grandma the whole time.
ROFL
It was alright
Now we wait for another week
MELLYFAGS BTFO!!
Was there anything good in that episode?
Did she give up? Did that necklace made she look younger or kept her young?
>old granny tiddies confirmed
>>68689051
what a crap episode
Wait seriously, that was it?
It was fucking NOTHING!
>>68690186
neo-reactionary degen butthurt
>>68689667
The stupid fucking thing keeps telling me to renew my subscription. fucking hell.
/got/ I'm begging you, give me a reason to keep watching
>granny tits
>cut to credits
AND WHO
ARE YOU
Where did the fucking hounds go?
Would you a Melisandre in her true form, /tv/?
lads
that was a bit shit
wow that was fucking awful
With the recap and the intro this entire episode was fucking 39 minutes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Literally Nothing: The Episode
>>68690545
I was wondering the same thing.
Also, why did Reek suddenly act like Theon again?
7/10 Episode
So, we wait a year and so little of consequence happens. But, let's hear it: What pissed you off the most this episode?
>>68690535
There's a meme I haven't seen in a long time.
>>68690558
WHAT THE FUCKCKCKCKC
I COULD STORM THE CASTLE...WITH 20 GOOD MEN LOL
An hour buildup for this shit
Would you????
someone post the dewey image about not expecting anything and still getting disappointed
THAT WAS SO FUCKING DULL
>>68690361
HNNNG THAT GRANDAMA IS SHAVED CLEAN
NICE
How the fuck did Snektits sisters get onto that boat? And how the fuck do they plan to get back to Dorne when that ship is at the harbor of King's Landing?
MY EYES MY FUCKING EYES
WHAT THE FUCK
>>68690551
Knowing that she is Melisanders, yes
Fucking hell I get they're trying to show what everyones up to but God damn what a lame episode
D&D JUST TROLLED THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE
TOP KEK
/GOT/ BTFO
YOU CALL THAT A FUCKING EPISODE
HALF OF IT WAS RECAPS
>>68690533
FOR YOU.
Poor Stannis. He just keeps getting cucked even after death.
SO THIS IS HOW JON SNOW IS GOING TO BE RESURRECTED.
DID YOU NOTICE THAT ONCE SHE TOOK OFF THE NECKLACE, THE COLOR OF THE RUBY TURNED BLACK AND SHE GOT OLD?
THEY WILL PUT IT ON JON SNOW, MAKING REGAINING THE RUBY'S COLOR AND TURNING HIM ALIVE AGAIN
>>68690595
Same as last season. The Dorne nonsense.
Series status: dropped
>>68690595
>YOU'RE ONE GREEDY BITCH LOL
No confirmation of Stannis
I can have hope for another week
shit episode btw
>>68690533
Because if you don't, some 53 year old faggot on Facebook is going to spoil the books for you.
That's why I'm watching. I'd rather suffer the pain of ruining it myself.
my cock will now be out of service for the next week and a half.
That was shit man. Should have been more on the Wall as that is interesting.
>you waited an entire year for this
>>68690595
Everything in Dorne. The rest of it was more or less expected, but Dorne was far shittier than I could have predicted.
>>68690595
Everything about Dorne.
Trystane even fucking said the one thing that concerned me: "We are family I don't want to hurt you"
WE ARE FAMILY.
FUCKING KINSLAYING DUMBASSES HOLY SHIT.
FUCK RAMSAY, I WANT THE SAND SNAKES TO PAY FOR THAT ATROCITY.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DUDE.
I can't believe that (((they))) ruined this God-damned show.
Where the fuck are the decent male main characters?
Where's CIA? Radmure is in prison, Ned is dead, DA KING IN DA NORF is dead, Gendry is still on his boat and Stannis is apparently dead.
FUCK.
THIS.
SHOW.
>This season is going to be worst and more stupid than Season 5 and 4
They can't keep getting away with it
>>68690507
it changes your appearance
the wildling king uses it in the books and doesnt die
>Even worse dialogue than season 5
>>68690595
Sand sneks
Snek saand
FUCKING SAND SNEKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Ramsay talking about storming Castle Black
What the fuck.
ROASTIE
O
A
S
T
I
E
considering all this dude quips lmao shit, it shows that D&D are big fans of the Marvel movies
>>68690503
jaime and cersi is always pretty good i think, next ep is gonna be satisfying as fuck
>fuck prophecy
>fuck fate
>fuck your own sister
>>68690617
I already have
Just me or was this honestly like 40 minutes long
D&D are just fucking done, they don't even want to film full episodes anymore or seasons in which to put those episodes
WHY DO THEY KILL THE COOL CHARACTERS? WHY DO THE BORING ONES STILL LIVE? WHY?
>>68690270
Lol, no. He dead, nigga.
>>68690595
the Dorne women, so badly written
>>68689051
>NOTHING HAPPENS: THE SHOW
fuck you, Dabid.
>>68690595
Jaime still being all about Cersie's shit
and
>you're one greedy bitch
Shit premiere for a shit season. No Stannis and D&D fanfic-tier writing. 2/10
>>68690427
She uses magic (the necklace) to look young.
She probably took it off because Snow is dead, Stannis' army is dead, and she's alone with a bunch of murderous fucks so being an old hag makes her less likely to get raped
>>68690595
sand sneks and dany
so pretty much business as usual
>>68690709
D&D unexpectedly living up to the lore of the setting: bastards are acursed and only bring misfortune.
>>68690781
39 minutes once you take out the intro and recap.
it was a shit episode desu
>>68690595
just like last season everything was shit apart from the northern stuff and even that was shit with tumblr the character shit
at least we still have based jon and davos
>>68690186
I rate it: ur such a greedy bitch XD
>>68690726
This. The whole episode i couldn't believe how terrible it was. It makes George's writing look amazing
>>68689051
STRONK WOMYN NOW RULE EVERY SINGLE NATION EVERYWHERE THE EPISODE
HAHAHAHAHA
You D&D faggots waited a year for this fucking trash. D&D BTFO
>>68690702
Kinslayer.
Pretty boring episode, really underwhelming.
>>68690595
fucking dorne
fuck the sand snakes
dorne is ruined
doran is ruined
JAIME IS RUINED FUCKING HELL
