What is the list of Segalcore films?
On Deadly Ground is a great filmapart from Michael Caine's accent, and fuck anyone who disagrees.
>>68675708
Nico and Hard to Kill
All of them. You'll get the same story with the same experience.
>>68675708
>What is the list of Segalcore films?
Out for a Snack
The Glutton Man
Executive Provision
Food Down Below
Belly of the Beast
Out of Fridge
Driven to Eat
Against the Fridge
>>68676285
Driven to Eat is a personal favorite, I can't believe he ate the whole thing
Too Fat to Fight is underrated BTW
Steven Seagal is Code of Honor
Steven Seagal is The Asian Connection
Steven Seagal is Contract to Kill
Steven Seagal is End of a Gun
Steven Seagal is Cyborg Nemesis
Steven Seagal is Killing Salazar
Steven Seagal is The Perfect Weapon
Steven Seagal is Mercenary: Absolution
Steven Seagal is Gutshot Straight
Steven Seagal is A Good Man
Steven Seagal is Force of Execution
Steven Seagal is Maximum Conviction
Steven Seagal is True Justice
Steven Seagal is Sheep Impact
Steven Seagal is Born to Raise Hell
Steven Seagal is Machete
Steven Seagal is A Dangerous Man
Steven Seagal is The Keeper
Steven Seagal is Driven to Kill
Steven Seagal is Against the Dark
Steven Seagal is Kill Switch
Steven Seagal is The Onion Movie
Steven Seagal is Pistol Whipped
Steven Seagal is Urban Justice
Steven Seagal is Flight of Fury
Steven Seagal is Attack Force
Steven Seagal is Shadow Man
Steven Seagal is Mercenary for Justice
Steven Seagal is Black Dawn
Steven Seagal is Today You Die
Steven Seagal is Submerged
Steven Seagal is Into the Sun
Steven Seagal is Out of Reach
Steven Seagal is Clementine
Steven Seagal is Belly of the Beast
Steven Seagal is Out for a Kill
Steven Seagal is The Foreigner
Steven Seagal is Half Past Dead
Steven Seagal is Ticker
Steven Seagal is Exit Wounds
Steven Seagal is The Patriot
Steven Seagal is Fire Down Below
Steven Seagal is The Glimmer Man
Steven Seagal is Executive Decision
Steven Seagal is Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
Steven Seagal is On Deadly Ground
Steven Seagal is Under Siege
Steven Seagal is Out for Justice
Steven Seagal is Marked for Death
Steven Seagal is Hard to Kill
Steven Seagal is Above the Law
>>68676611
Well, I'm sorry to hear that
>>68677342
'cause now...
>>68675708
>tv channel reruns some Steven Seagal movie every weekend for years now.
>cant tell them apart anymore
>>68677630
I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.
>>68677723
Stay loyal.
>>68677728
(heavy breathing)
>>68677925
she cooks in that dress?
>>68678026
(...long... ...pause...)
His fighting scenes in recent movies are comedy gold.
He cant move anymore so he just stands in place and swarm of enemies are waiting in line to get their face slapped
>>68675708
pick your poison
>>68678361
ahaha holy crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n8DAgDE5f8
>>68678361
>action figure
lol
Ever wondered what kind of wine Aikido senpai and Hollywood supermegastar Steven Seagal would drink?
Wonder no more famalam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1NFckaDqU
>>68678472
"I like music a lot more than I like acting."
Wow, that means a lot coming from this guy. Busting out an old one to honor this walking mannequin.
>>68678601
what did he mean by this?
>>68678767
He is into small dicked traps
>>68678361
Does anyone notice that top right album cover in this picture was used as the "painting" in this movie? Here ---> >>68677925
Under Siege is unironically a really good action movie
The one he did where the bad guys are Jamaican drug dealers is good too. I think it's Marked for Death
>>68678723
sounds like billy bob thornton
>>68678938
I do now. Good eye!
>>68678955
>The one he did where the bad guys are Jamaican drug dealers is good too
Who /screwface/ here?
>>68677925
IMAGINE
>>68678642
How big is Seagal's dick?
>>68678938
Deepest lore
>>68678938
BRAVO SEAGAL
I
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H
D
A
Y
>>68678603
>you do know how to whistle don't y-
>MMM HMMM
>>68678603
Holy fuck if someone told me that was from a SNL short I would've believed him.
>>68678938
How far up his own ass can one man get?
>>68678603
>that kiss
This triggered my ASMR.
>>68679312
>>68679362
hahaha
>>68679144
we have to look for more clues Steven has surely left behind for us, seagalogists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYAWgbsOX1k
>you will never get literally arrested by steven seagal
>>68679659
damn, he snatched those motherfucker drugs out of these mitts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUwkAHphDcg
>0:52
>>68679659
>arrested by steven seagal
>tfw he literally doesn't do anything
Its a fucking goldmine m8s:
https://youtu.be/YYAWgbsOX1k
https://youtu.be/YYAWgbsOX1k
>>68679957
>that scarf
>>68679659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHVSTYwwdWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_dnw7uz6rY
>>68678603
lmao why are wine commercials so patrician
>aaaaaahhhhthe french. champagneiscelebratedforitsexcellence
>>68679957
>dese boys not playin', huh?
>damn, that's alotta crack cocaine, boy
>>68679659
fucking based
>>68679957
>they are entering
>guy behind him needs to give him a push so he can move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c132-lJ-QKM
Is Segealposting the salvation /tv/ has been looking for?
https://youtu.be/_9XxT-w4kWk?t=1977
>do you know people at the CIA?
>i might have met a couple of folks once or twice
>i did a couple of things, you know, once or twice
he really always was a compulsive liar
>he's so annoying that the policeman next to him has to tell him to be quiet and let him drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFWKhDM_j_8
>>68680314
damn I love watching shit like this even just for the commercials. truly a time capsule
>>68680314
>get some folks in the cia
>is a big guy
he couldnt...
>>68679049
The black chick that was dancing in the Jamaican club in this movie was really hot. I ain't into jungle fever normally but fuck she was fine.
>>68680314
fuck me he's always mumbling
>>68680314
>special security operations
>bodyguarding
>investigations
>private investigator
My God, at 34:10 Kelly is SO cringy, just look at Arsenio's face.
"Hey, if you ever need anything you know, Seagal's THE MAN"
>>68680314
>there was a time when Steven Seagal was a bigger star than Tom Hanks
>>68680314
>drug commerical at 17:40
>it has since been taken off the market because people can use it to make meth
lel
>>68680362
>he literally gets winded from assisting 8 other cops hold down a negro
https://youtu.be/3YDvGy0-p9M?t=561
>"i grew up in a very very dangerous area, an area that was all gangsters, yakuza"
>Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan, where he lived until he was five years old, when his family moved to California
>Seagal moved to Japan at some point between the ages of 19 and 21 with his father who was visiting for military purposes
try and watch the whole thing and count how many times he bullshits
>>68676285
Marked for Dinner
>>68680314
How the fuck could he be married to that girl and then dump her for his kids' nanny?
>mfw Seagal basically invented the being gud at martial arts = becoming an ultra badass gorilla warfare master streetsmart tough boy meme
>mfw since then the MMA kuks have been eating it up while claiming that the man who invented this fraud is the only real fraud, the ones buying into it aren't
ABSOLUTE madman
>>68681095
>ywn be steven seagal
why even live bros?
>>68681221
>the totally uncalled for kick
>the multi-angle instant replays
>he falls but is a-ok
>the music lets us know it's a light-hearted moment
>>68681221
I love this expression. It's a perfect AW HELL NAW face. This is legitimate acting skill, conveying such precise emotion with a single frame.
>>68678603
fucking bookmarked
>>68680314
The entire interaction with his then wife is just so weird, because really, while I didn't expect them to be all touchy-feeling, at least get closer to get you autistic fucktard.
>>68681221
I just realized that's Tommy from O Brother where art thou
Imagine what it looks like when 350 pound greasy and sweaty Seagal is humping on his 19 year old Russian sex slave in his basement.
All while this song is gently playing in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
best scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is04VVj2Cp4
>>68679049
Find 'im your fucking self
http://youtu.be/UDUPFKLjYNM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP1OFLsey2c
his mountain dew commercial was pretty good
i wonder if he just humbled himself early on and stopped bsing what kind of career he would have had instead of straight to dvd shlock. maybe some good action comedies
>>68678361
>A study the ass films of
>>68681702
Probably the best acting we've ever seen from Seagal.
>>68678603
MAAHAAAAAAAAAH...
>>68681221
Imagine having to live in this world, where time skips backward and forward at random
>tfw steven seagal snatched your motherfucker birthday
also, I think Under Siege was his seagal's best film
I honestly don't like many of his other films, although they are pretty cool sometimes
>>68681752
>he thinks he was acting
>>68681871
I think you have misspelled Hard to Kill
>>68681836
This is spicy as fuck to be honest fà m
>>68681921
I think you have misspelled Exit Wounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzn3s3t2Dqk
>>68681921
hard to kill was his second best movie imo
>>68675708
best poster for his best film
>>68681973
what the fuck lmao
>they start talking about masturbation and asswiping methods
>>68681990
The opening has great music and editing for some serious impact.
His first get-up is also really gay.
>>68678603
>that bizarre, sexual atmosphere
Who /wantthepunani/ here?
http://youtu.be/vLe_BZ1mo3I
Does anyone have photos of his kids?
>>68682143
Is it normal for ops in America to casually wear their Army berets while investigating a murder scene?
>>68677925
Imagine being her in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Stevie Seagal, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat doughy body and that old bloated seal face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is another porn shoot with Chad. Like seriously imagine having to be her and not only twirl that fucking dress around while Steven Seagal tries his best to get an erection in front of you, the XXXL shirt barely concealing his planet-sized belly and droopy man tits, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that look. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, STEVEN SEAGAL LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his obese fucking marshmallow face try contort into any type of emotion besides complete disinterest. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of low-rent producers and bargain-bin directors and later life-sentenced pimps your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the crackhouse from your 20's. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his balding fucking hairline as he sucks it in to squint suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "holy (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with his donuts in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could just end your life right there before the studio security could stop you, but you sit there and endure, because you can't act and your career is going nowhere. You're not going to lose that next bag of coke over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>68678603
>that kiss
Its like a fucking Tim and Eric bit
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>68681871
I know a friend of a friend who's dad worked on timecop, and JCVD once showed up coked out of his mind to his 9th birthday party and totally ruined it. Snatching birthdays is no laughing matter.
>>68682512
>STEVEN SEAGAL LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
always the best part
>>68678603
>All those blatantly phallic shots of the bottle between her legs
>>68679049
By far the best villian in any of his movies
>It's the most beautiful dance I've ever seen
Anyone know why Janny did Bane poster?!
The question here is, serious question:
Why is Seagal in Russia a thing? How, why, with whom, is there info on this anywhere?
>>68682622
Stevem Seagal is internationally recognized expert in wines and wine culture.
Apparently two of his kids are quite cute and are having a career in the modelling industry
>>68682818
he has connections
>>68682862
>from CIA to KGB
Someone make a movie based on his life already!
My wife's daughter
https://youtu.be/CQNGhFZL-Sk
Prime Seagal really looked like a badass. Why did he let himself go like this?
>>68682818
Putin is bringing back the old Soviet tactic of getting anyone in the West who has some recognition and using them to shill how great Russia is. Seagal is nothing more than a useful idiot.
>>68682939
D'awwwww that's cute
>>68682818
pretty sure putin and steve are bffs
>>68682968
He always talked bigger than he was but during his prime he could probably crack some skulls
>>68683006
Makes sense to me, I remember Bruce Willis having a russian phase too.
>>68683094
It's the same thing with Dennis Rodman in North Korea.
>>68682968
Huge ego does things to a man.
Actually being fat isn't the problem, up until a reasonable limit you can be fat but fit at the same time (not fit as in olympic standards of course) and you can certainly do martial arts too. If Seagal didn't turn into a madman and kept being a respected person and star, literally no one would care about his weight (he also wouldn't be making movies about fat secret elite operators in that case).
>>68675975
His philosophical beating of Mr. Mentalino is GOAT comedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6qwO53n3Uw
>>68678890
Who isn't?
>>68683491
>What does it take to change the essence of a man?
Time, a broken nose, and a ruptured gut
>>68680018
>"There are always going to be areas that are problematic"
>everyone arrested is black
pure coincidence
>>68683491
holy shit
>>68683491
is that guy at 1:10 the same as the barman in Out for Justice bar?
>originally 11 minutes long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz2NeCowTwU
>>68683915
>dude trees lmao
fucking natives man
>>68683915
Native American is my favorite Seagal era.
>>68684222
trips confirm
that's really when his ego got out of control, he saw himself as the leader of Native rights and the environmental movements
Glimmer Man
>According to Stephen Tobolowsky, Steven Seagal wanted to change the scene in which Cole (Seagal) kills Maynard (Tobolowsky). Due to his spiritual beliefs, Seagal did not want to kill villains in his movies anymore. Tobolowsky convinced Seagal that Maynard would be able to be reincarnated and redeemed by being killed. Seagal agreed and the scene was filmed as written. But months later, Seagal wanted to change the scene to show that Maynard survived the shooting. Tobolowsky was brought in to overdub lines to indicate that Maynard was still alive. But this was not used in the final cut.
>>68684222
>>68684303
What about his "I'm a nigga from da hood" era?
>>68684312
>Steven is a big man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cUNU8GkMso
>>68679049
Best death in any Seagal movie.
>>68684473
Great seeing the story told by that guy, thanks for that.
Videos like this cement Seagal as a living parody of 80's/90's action stars.
>>68684222
Lord Steven had different phases during his career
1988-1991 American-Italian phase
1994-1998 Environmentalist / Native phase
2000-2003 Ghetto / Black phase
2003-2009 Asian phase
2009-present Russian / Slavic phase
2013-present Beard Operator phase
next phase: unknown
>>68678472
>show the same thing 20 times
Holy fuck, It's edited just like Kill Switch.
>>68682862
holy shit i wonder what they talk about
>>68684876
Seagal probably lied to someone and said he's fluent in Russian even though the only thing he can say is "whose hot dog is this?" so Putin kept rambling while Seagal just kept nodding and breathing heavily
Imagine being the underpaid European actor in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Steven Seagal, you so fuckin' cool, all intimidating with your fat ass body and horrific burlap sack looking monster face. I would totally be afraid of you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old slavic escort in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be this guy and not only laying on the floor while Steven's preposterous mass huffs his deep breaths at you, the favorably placed scarf barely concealing his 4 chins and wobbly neck, and just lay there, take after take, hour after hour, while he unenthusiastically tries to deliver his lines whilst being winded from having to walk 10 feet. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his awful attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SENSEI SEAGAL LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his goatee'd fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been acting alongside losers and low lifes and later alleged Putin government connections for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Serbia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his tremendous stomach as he hilariously flubs his lines, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" glory, the glory he worked so hard for with buddhist monks in the previous decades. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before Steven could actually displace himself 5 feet, but you lay there and endure. You're not going to lose your future street corner in St. Petersburg over this. Just bear it. Show your face and bear it.
>>68684876
Putin talks about his younger days as KGB assassin which makes Seagal awfully quiet.
>>68683491
>What does it take to change the essence of a man?
did this guy really say something about snatching motherfucking birthdays?
>>68678361
>HD-DVD
>UMD
>>68685215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
>>68685173
Some more required Seagal Youtube videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRg3WKMIIHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs5jqT73-ZQ
>>68680017
It's an integral part of his current bearded operator look.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHzgwwJDHGI
>>68678938
Ebin
>>68675708
Throwing Men into Walls is my personal favorite.
>>68678603
You could have made the title the name of a Tim and Eric sketch and I wouldn't've known the difference.
>>68685766
>that second video
top kek, just straight up snaps his neck after he's been knocked out. I wonder if Zack Snyder was inspired by this scene.
>>68685897
Does Seagal have autism?
>>68682750
Is this real?
>>68686262
The realest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VM9gMR4z5I
exit wounds
>>68686316
God bless
Has he ever been in anything actually, unironically good apart from Under Siege?
>>68686485
Executive Decision
>>68685766
>>68686155
Channel has quite a few examples of Seagal Kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfrR0AZky5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBhUH4F4EJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6oddWnTGKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCsDipxjXog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85JMKzqEFjI
Is he autistic?
>>68685113
...dey took her...
>>68686703
I'd fug that ladyboy
>>68686485
Hard to Kill
>>68686791
is this question?
>>68686703
Kek, the one with the Japanese girl is creppy as fuck because it looks as if he's fugging his fucking daughter.
>>68680783
I wonder, is Seagal intentionally lying or is he genuinely delusional?
>>68687589
delusional. must be awesome if you can lie to yourself so well.
>>68686703
>I haven't had much luck with women
>In fact you could say... I havent had any luck at all.
What did he mean by this?
>>68680314
>Sears commercial at 49:48.
>"...or if they'll be around to even answer the phone."
Poor Sears.
>>68688476
Well he fucked up by marrying women solely for their looks or to get their papers. And honestly, Kelly is a friend and if I told you about the fucked up shit that cunt did to her or his children you would not believe it.
>>68678603
>tfw seagalposting has retroactively predicted and bled into orsonposting
fucking unvelievable
I will have to admit Seagalposting is danker than I previously thought. You don't even need to force it, Seagal is like a living meme himself. The birthday line is just the cherry on top
>>68688659
kelly pls go
>>68682750
>>68686316
>steven seagal's "dancing"
>oh wait it's an actual dance
k den
>>68681040
guess he wanted de punanny
>>68688659
Tell us, we'll believe you, senpai.
>>68680783
Good interview man, thanks for posting
I grew up watching Seagal movies
>>68686703
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6oddWnTGKY
Never had any luck with women? Goes to Japan and falls in love with qt superior Japan woman? This man is living the dream. ONE OF US ONE OF US
Why the hell is he talking to her in English and she responds in Japanese?
>>68688924
>>68689125
Alright kids, its story time as Kelly is my mum's friend and we've had her and the children at our home:
The fat cunt, once he ran away from his marriage to Kelly Brook with the nanny spent years without even bothering to ever see his children. In fact, he was such a shitty father that once he divorced his first wife (whom he had married just for the sake of keeping his visa in Japan), he seemingly forgot that he was a father in the first place. At the time there were no bilateral agreements regarding multinational couples and their children, so his children never saw a penny out of child support. Moreover, the divorce settlement with Kelly only stipulated an allowance of 200 dollars per children, even though his eldest at the time was only 2.
>>68689481
>Why the hell is he talking to her in English and she responds in Japanese?
Her english is shit so she's ashamed to speak it. I had a gf like that, she wouldn't talk to me in english but I knew she understood it and spoke it when she wasn't around me.
Gino Felino
>>68678603
She drove to his house just to open a bottle of wine? I don't understand
On Deadly Ground, The Patriot and Fire Down Below (which both describes Marg Helgenberger's nether regions and includes her getting kiddie diddled) make Steven the first environmental superhero.
An early adopter, our Steven.
>>68690621
mwaHAAA
>>68678890
He enjoys the jailbait.
>>68690621
That was his wife at the time.
>>68691032
You just know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLK4f7GZync
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tTvx_ch4nw
>>68691032
PUNANI
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>>68691226
>likeanevianbottle
>>68691686
Have we ever seen Seagal naked?
>>68691780
Have you?
>>68689936
Makes sense, but it sounds kind of awkward to be having a deep conversation about love in two languages. Just talk Japanese if she's not confident in her English speaking abilities.
>>68691898
No, it's just to see if he is truly an evian bottle or not. I don't recall any frontal nudity in any movie of his nor showing his naked ass.
>>68683094
Roy Jones is a a russian citizen
>an American olympian
not hard to see based Russia won the cold war
>>68691589
>France, Europe
Thanks for telling me where France is. I completely forgot it was in Europe.
>>68692216
But the MEMES ANON! THE MEMES
>>68692407
Every actor has done frontal nudity once or twice in his movies so surely it's not hard finding a pic of his naked body or at least his naked back.
>>68691032
this picture makes me so hard
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
steven seagal is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed heigl's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with steven barely able to force it past the knob, and heigl moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>68678361
Is that a...shrine? Damn. I would like to try his energy drink. Has reviewbrah tried it?
>>68692839
go to bed Steven
>>68678603
Good lord, that's incredible.
Did she drive all the way there to give Seagal a fucking glass of wine?
>>68679659
>mfw he is literally trying to act out one of his shitty direct-to-video movies in real life
Ebonics and all, holy shit.
>>68686316
>mfw
>>68682220
It's so relaxing and erotic
https://youtu.be/zLK4f7GZync
>Giving a performance so terrible that 90% of your lines are ADRed by some other guy in post production
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl1aotzFZRw
>>68694075
>shot of Eifle tower
>"France, Europe"
>>68692839
>mfw he missed the second Liam
>>68684797
You're forgetting his mongolian phase
>>68694290
Lol, that nigga
>>68683491
deep man. deep.
>>68694290
>I don't he's fit to drive y'all
lel, Was he trying to do a southern accent?
>>68691898
No but my wife has. Apparently she met him at a party in LA and things got out of control.
>>68696077
Is your wife's son Steven Seagal's kid
>>68696441
Wouldn't that make him steven seagal?
>>68696441
Yes, and I snatched that motherfuckers birthday
>>68696441
I've never seen a photo of Seagal's kids yet they're already over 18. Can someone find a pic of them?
The best villain
>>68697024
mexican steven seagal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM
>>68678361
I'm probably the only one who thinks it's really cool he has a trailer. (Former projectionist)
>>68694075
It's like I'm listening to a Hong Kong action movie but made in modern times.
>>68678603
He'd make an excellent foot fetishist, he knows his shit
He's got a certain type of appreciation for the finer things in life
>>68681990
This is pure kino
>>68698331
>dat composition
Pure kinography tbqh familia
>>68698331
>the way it freeze frames at the end
a true zoetrope fantastique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvGpkqpUeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X9RvuSuU_Y
>>68697178
Esteban Segallo
>>68675708
Finally, I can post this image.
>>68676285
Fucking lost.
![36249-ghostbusters-old-full[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qYfoZAg.jpg "36249-ghostbusters-old-full[1].png")
>>68685328
You forgot one.
>>68679049
Screwface has to be the only bad guy who could even put up a fight against Seagal.
>>68688476
it's not luck, it's skill
>>68680362
Steven is in good hands here.
>>68701724
Do you even need to wear body armor when you're that fat? You'd need an anti-material rifle to reach that cop's organs
