you can only post god-tier horror films in this thread
>>68671212
I will watch "Sinister" now.
Hope it will be good.
In the mood for everything horror today, just watched "Unfriended" earlier which was disappointing
oh boy can't wait for It Follows, Session 9, Babameme and The Witch to be posted
>>68671212
>Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
>Wouldst thou like to live among naked old hags innawoods and feed of the blood of dirty farm animals?
>>68671289
I liked all of these
>>68671250
>In the mood for everything horror today, just watched "Unfriended" earlier which was disappointing
>unfriended
>disappointing
Are you 13 years old? Unfriended is Uwe Boll-tier, you can tell that from the plot synopsis / trailer.
>>68671250
Sinister starts great and then it turns to shit. The ending is an absolute "fuck you" to anyone who took it seriously.
>>68671751
Seconded.
I'm also partial to the Paranormal Activity movies, except the Latino one. All the others are watchable for what they are. Some are better than the first, though the Found Footage gimmick gets worn the fuck out quickly, but other than that, not bad at all.
Try Housebound, also, for something different, with comedy elements, without being a comedy.
From the recent years:
It Follows
Insidious
The VVitch
The Conjuring
Babadook
>>68673378
>>68671250
First half of Sinister is GOAT and if the second half matched the quality of the first I unironically believe it would've been one of the greatest horror movies of all time. The mystery was genuinely compelling, the snuff films were creepy as fuck, Ethan Hawke's character is the best written character I've seen in a horror movie for years, the tension and atmosphere was phenomenal. Then halfway through they piss it all way by revealing there is no cult, no copycat serial killer or anything like that, it's a supernatural Babylonian demon called Baghul who eats the souls of children.
Fuck you Scott Derrickson. You had a perfect set-up that was literally writing itself and you pissed it all way to appeal to the teeny bopper crowd.
>>68671751
>all that hyping up for the witch
>never even got to see her on cam
fuck this movie
>>68673548
>wuers muh spolsion at!1111
>>68673537
>Then halfway through they piss it all way by revealing there is no cult, no copycat serial killer or anything like that, it's a supernatural Babylonian demon called Baghul who eats the souls of children.
This. I've never seen such a train wreck before. It's like someone else took over and fucked it by the ears.
>dat fourth wall breaking jumpscare at the end
>wat
>Slipknot wants you to fart by surprise a little
>wat
I was so excited then so disappointed.
>>68673548
To be honest, if you saw her and it looked crappy (which it might have when you see what the guys who did this made afterward), it would have ruined the whole movie.
>>68673517
>Insidious
>mfw absolute fucking morons complain that the second half was shit
The first half was a generic haunted house movie with zero originality. As far as haunted house movies go it was a standard 6/10 haunted house movie, but that's all. The second half was great. Turned from a super serious tryhard haunted house movie to a monster flick. The Darth Maul demon is cool as fuck and it was fun watching Patrick Wilson explore the ghost dimension.
Then you get losers trying to pretend as if the second half was "silly" and "ruined" the first half, as if they're too sophisticated to enjoy a fun horror movie.
>>68673754
0/10
No one can say this for real. Impossible.
I've never seen, in any movie, tension drop this fast. As soon as Darth Maul is shown fully, I lost it. It was genuinely scary right until that point, and when the hooves and all show, it loses it all. A deflation the likes of which I have never beheld. It was insane. Dropped like a fucking turd. Everything else sucked hard from then on.
>>68673378
It's good until those kids start dancing around him and shit and then its just funny.
>>68673997
Insidious was never scary you plebeian piece of shit. It was so formulaic, bland and boring. Jump scares out the fucking ass. Then the second half came along to shatter all the horrible pretext it had set up and made it fun. It's funny because fun, well made horror movies like You're Next or Wolf Creek 2 do horribly at the box office, but they deserve the money while absolute steaming piles of shit that are super serious and try hard garbage for teeny boppers like Unfriended, Dark Skies, The Forest, Devil's Due, Annabelle, etc etc make trillions of dollars. It's like they deliberately marketed Insidious towards these kind've teeny boppers, only for the second half of the movie to change course and show them what a patrician's horror movie is like. And it worked.
>>68673754
H-has to be bait, r-right?
>>68671212
Rec is my favourite horror movie. I've watched it about six times and I am still a wreck during the final scene.
I also love the first two Scream movies and The Blair With Project.
can any one suggest some better keywords for finding a torrent for "The Tunnel" (2011). I saw it once before and really liked it. I found it god-tier.
>>68671212
If you haven't seen it, go watch Dead Silence, by James Wan.
Rec is a strong contender for my top 5 horror films. Wasn't there an American/English remake of this, with the exact same fucking script and almost the same dialog? Am I just high?
>>68673548
Found the pleb
>>68676023
Dead Silence is bretty good, nothing new but it's a well made, enjoyable haunted house movie. Also has based Donnie Wahlberg. End twist is really fucking good.
REC is pretty shit, only loved by people who pretend to love foreign movies because they think it'll make them seem cultured and patrician. The characters make some of the stupidest decisions I've ever seen performed in a movie. The decisions they make are so stupid I'm certain an autist wrote the script. It's to the point where I get frustrated sitting there watching it. The movie makes no fucking sense.
>>68676346
Here's the remake of REC.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarantine_(2008_film)
>tfw didn't realize it was a remake of REC until I was halfway in
>>68676794
everyone knows about the remake.
>>68673548
I know you might be joking, but anyone who would ACTUALLY be mad for this reason deserves to be hanged
>>68674928
literally on youtube, my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjf20rwZfPU
The Ring vs The Grudge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YXCsXL0o34
>>68677860
Based Japs. The age of horror kino is here. Anyone who doesn't unironically think this looks amazing is a pleb.
>>68677860
>Scare vs Fright
>>68678235
loving every laugh
Honest review time, too bad I forgot most of the movies I watched due to a HDD reformat.
>V/H/S trilogy
The original and sequel are pretty good, the last part is shit, except that I found the overarching van story thing interesting.
>Dawn of the Dead (2004 Remake)
I honestly found the original to be pretty boring and despite trying not to notice them, the SFX were terrible and didn't let me get immersed.
It's not really a horror movie but it's pretty tense and overall really fun and, which I value the most, consistent in quality.
>TBWP
One of the few found footage films I liked. A tad boring.
>The Cabin in the Woods
Again, not really horror, in the sense that horror = tries to scare you.
Similarly to DotD, it's more of an entertaining movie to watch with some friends, but it definitely isn't shallow, I liked the satire of the typical party-in-a-cabin setting and the deepening and expanding the plot over just the creatures.
>28DL/28WL
Pretty fucking good, to be honest.
I think they are the only (good) contagion movies that don't just merely mention the humans' mental state in a few scenes, but have the fucked-uppiness feel throughout the whole movie.
>It Follows
I think it tries too hard to be edgy and hip, didn't like it at all.
Probably because of the lack of character development.
>>68673537
You described it well.
>First half; HOLY SHIT THIS HORROR IS AWESOME
>second half; is this the same movie?
Also,this
>Ethan Hawke's character is the best written character I've seen in a horror movie for years, the tension and atmosphere was phenomenal.
Ethan Hawke played it great.
>bretty good effects
>just enough gore
>lead actress reminds me of Mia Malkova
>>68680154
>>lead actress reminds me of Mia Malkova
Downloading as muddafugga
>>68680312
Enjoy
Who /sionsono/ here?
Contracted is an excellent into the psyche of someone who picked up a flesh rotting STD after a one night stand. While actually a horror movie, the movie does a great job of keeping up the dramatic elements. Really worth watching, especially if you don't know the ending. 8/10
>>68682019
Thats shit, movie is terrible.
>>68682605
wait until you see the sequel.
>>68671751
i could never get over the fact that this was filmed in my childhood backyard.
look you stupid fucks follow the creek and you'll come to a road in half an hour tops. i was navigating that shit by myself at 5 years old.
>>68683882
Holy shit. Did you see the Blair Witch?
I don't care what anyone says. Even with all the imperfections taken into account, I think this is one of the best horror movies made in recent times.
>>68677860
Japs got god tier CGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyzfjldLTxU
A few that came up to my mind in random order. Can't wait for the hate.
The Thing
In the Mouth of Madness
Prince of Darkness
Rosemary's Baby
Angel Heart
Event Horizon
Alien
Hellraiser 1, 2, 5
Nightmare on Elm Street
Candyman
The Shrine
The Canal
Jacob's Ladder
Possession
Babadook
Southbound
Shutter
Noroi the Curse
Body 19
>>68684484
I did forget to mention first Wishmaster.
>>68684484
>Hellraiser 1, 2, 5
Nice. Literally picked the only good ones.
>>68671289
Here's your (You)
>>68676346
stupid burger.
>>68671212
Quarantine is better because isn't in Spic language
>>68684034
nah i caught minnows for my aquarium and threw rocks in the creek- 10 years later when I was working at the park, there was some voodoo shit done in a nearby lake though:
http://www.gazette.net/gazette_archive/2004/200435/gaithersburg/news/232429-1.html
>>68684197
I personally like V/H/S 2 more than the first one. It felt like it fixed everything that was wrong with the first one.
>>68684197
Viral was complete dog shit though, not a single good segment
>>68679634
The last V/H/S was so bad. The only story worth mentioning is the one with the Mexican scientist who crossed dimensions.
>>68684869
It's technically a better film. If they dropped "Phase I Clinical Trials", and substituted in "Amateur Night", you'd have the perfect VHS film.
>>68684891
The only good segment was "Parallel Monsters" IMO. I really enjoyed that. It legit creeped me out, although I'm aware of the fact that some people thought the effects were a bit shit. I've always found the concept of parallel universes scary, though.
>>68685098
that segment started good but got pants on head retarded real quick with the whole crazy cthulu genitals shit
most underrated horror movie of the 00's coming thru
>>68671212
>>68683882
The witch was using magic to make them lost.
Arguably one of the best
>>68671751Seconding
>>68685182
I liked it. There's something unnerving about the whole thing – the glowy eyes, the fucked up genitals, and whatever the hell that ritual was that they were doing. The blimp with the inverted cross, as well. I like the way it all unfolds, and leaves you with a bunch of unanswered questions.
I can see why people would find it a bit ridiculous, though. There's a fine line between the shock component of horror, and making something plain absurd.
>>68671319
Saw this today. It was not as great as i had hoped, but it was definitely good.
>>68684197
poughkeepsie tapes are better than this shit
>>68685568
>seeing The Strangers in theaters back in the day
>trailer for poughkeepsie tapes before the movie
>remember thinking that it looked interesting
>never released
>>68684197
only good part was the cult segment from vhs2
>>68685437
and deaf since you can hear nearby traffic from almost any point in the woods
im starting to think that it may not have been a documentary after all
>>68684769
Fuctard.
Rec is better
Also the spics in Rec are WHITE spics
Finally watched martyrs last night. Amazing.
>>68673754
I disagree with the darth maul bit, it was his design could have been much more imaginative, but from the moment she put on the mask I stopped viewing it as a horror movie and more as a story from Gaiman's Sandman
>>68685348
Best comedy horror of all time senpai, anyone who doesn't like this has shit taste
i like this one
Obligatory.
>>68671289
Why does everyone seem to hate session 9?
House of the Devil was good.
>>68687069
never seen the movie but was surprised by the RT score
>>68687263
Don't set your expectations absurdly high, but it is an enjoyable movie.
>>68687600
>you can only post god-tier horror films in this thread
>Don't set your expectations absurdly high, but it is an enjoyable movie
did you break the rules?
>>68687749
Ah, shit. Set them high. It's god-tier.
>>68674648
>horror
>scream
>>68671212
>you can only post god-tier horror films in this thread
>>68689022
Shit this part was so good.
>>68685729
>never released
>>68691118
never released in theaters
>>68691118
It got shown in theaters once or twice but was pulled and hasn't been officially released since.
It exists online if you dig enough, though.
>>68673548
it's supposed to put you in that environment of the loneliness of the woods and how there is something there.
The the almost nonexistent danger that lurks to slowly get you is probably the spookiest thing about BW
>>68691118
>>68691738
It's the kind of movie I'd prefer watching home alone anyways.
I also don't get why some hate it, as far as "slasher" movies go it's one of the best
I've always found it extremely creepy mostly because you get to see the killer silently waiting for his victims, mindfucking with them and in the end it's just a normal looking guy gone nuts
The Blair Witch Project is the only one that genuinely scared me as a kid (I was 9 first time I watched it), nothing comes even close.
Actually decent for found footage desu
>>68677710
thanks, I totally forgot they were trying to keep it free.
