"No."
"Because"
>>68661101
>bloated face
>yellow glasses
>ridiculous moustache
"no"
>>68661639
also
>hairplugs
>>68661033
Checked
>>68661639
here in HD
>>68661033
SNATCH
>>68661672
>not knowing about ancient japanese hair growth wisdom
You deserve to be bald
>You will never be the perfect weapon
>>68661033
now that he is a deity i wonder if he has made his own religion
So when is Steven's birthday?
>HUFF...WHEEZE...HUFF...WHEEZE
>"W-wha happen?"
>>68661787
10 april, we just missed it
>>68661876
we snatched it
>>68661851
They took her
>>68661901
>Tfw you snatch every motherfucker birthday
>Tfw you accidentally snatch your own
>>68661776
>now
It was nearly 2 decades ago
>>68661935
>...........................................
>"Hufffwell I'm sorry to hear thah..cuz now...hufffI will snatch every motherfucker birthday...
>>68661639
>>68661672
>>68661758
You can literally see where his real hair ends and the fake hair begins. KEK
Required viewing:
https://youtu.be/ypMTI6FwCUU
He throws a man out of the window 12 times.
He went JUST real fast, the fuck happened?
>>68662058
Why someone would give a man a glass of water, after throwing him out of the window?
>>68662058
shopped? even the black guy below couldn't believe it.
>>68662116
Not shopped, there are other scenes in the same movie with the same amazing editing.
>>68661033
>ywn take ever mother fucker birthday
There is something in his eyes, that everyone loves
every once and a while
Is Aikido a real martial art form?
>y-yeah I could totally kill you in one move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrpPbnMGvn8&feature=youtu.be&t=52
I love those master race seagal movies like
out for justice, under siege, etc
but the guy himself outside of acting, he's a fucking turkey and theres a video on youtube exposing the shit out of him for being a compulsive liar and sexual assault fag
>>68662462
He will snatch every motherfuckplane
>>68662058
>"On no, Storm, I think I dropped something"
Those lines are solid gold.
nrow i wll snatch evy murrfurr burrdurr
>>68662058
he didn't fly so good
>>68662058
best editing since armageddon
>>68661033
I hope he lives till 100. He'll still be an ignorant shit making shitty flicks and trying to fight people
>>68662058
What about the slide he does in stoneface...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tap0bwqKrZ4
>>68662874
how have I never seen this?
>>68662907
Sorry it's called belly of the beast, not stoneface.
>>68662874
>I'm a Pirate blasting on the background
Oh I laffed
Decker cameo when?
>>68662874
fucking kek
Fat is slippery, so maybe it's genuine
>>68661033
>>68661718
Literally the perfect choice for Batou. Who else could pull off the scene where he goes into his apartment and feeds his dog in Innocence better than Seagal? Now I'm actually upset that they aren't using him.
>>68662874
he moves so gracefully, what a big guy
>>68661672
>hairplugs
It's that spray-on "hair" thing
