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So whats your planned method of suicide when you eventually get
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So whats your planned method of suicide when you eventually get fed up? I mean im going with raping a random girl and then jumping from a skyscraper, but thats just me.
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I'll conspire to commit a crime on an FBI tracked website.
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>>68654156
TO TAKE THE WORLD TO HELL WITH ME
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>>68654156

I never thought of this.

to kill as many nazi scum as possible I guess.....
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>>68654156

viagra overdose. death by fapping a never ending boner.
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>>68655411
>nazi
>scum
?
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Some of you guys are alright.

Don't go to the movies tomorrow.

Some of them are really going to bomb.
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>>68655484
i know it's redundant.
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>>68655577
NICE TRIP DUBS
HAHAHA
THE FIRE RISES AGAIN
SPREAD THE MESSAGE
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MODS
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Suicide is such a harsh term.

I prefer a "voluntary withdrawal from life"
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>>68655652

Tell that to Kanjiklub
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Go elephant mode and play link related on repeat via the intercom
https://youtu.be/bCodVbucTbo

I'm not even a weeb
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Serious question, what would you all do if 4chan ceased to exist, you wake up tomorrow and the site is gone and there's no chance of it coming back, what do you do
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>>68656886
i don't know.

i feel like going to reddit would be a betrayal of my own principles. My aversion to reddit has swollen to pathological levels. Seriously, I get perturbed at the mere mention of it.

Maybe I'd do all those thinks I fantasize about when I'm trying to fall asleep. Like turning my life around.
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>>68656886
THERE SAME THING I DO EVERYDAY PINKY
NOTHING
HAHAHA
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>>68654156
KILL NAZI SCUM
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>>68654355
Underrated

I'll probably go to Mexico and actively find kidnappers and armed robbers, find where they live, and break their legs or back so they can no longer commit those crimes.

I've already found 5 and I know where they live.
Obviously I won't do it alone and it's very likely I get killed on my first try.

Theres also those who do armed robbery on public transportation busses.
They usually have these small little chinkshit 9mms with old bullets from the 90's.

They feel like they are god and are always relaxed and never expect anyine to fight back.
It's very hard to obtain a legal weapon in Mexico, and if you use self defense with or without a gun, you'll likely go to jail.

The whole country is set up in favor of criminals.
I'm not gonna change that, but I will do my part if I can.
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>>68656886
Goto 7chins or maybe infinitichan if I was really desparate.

Also theres hispavhan but it's really shitty there
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>>68654156
From my most depressed moments I seem to lean toward going for knives so probably slitting my wrist or throat, followed by total panic and attempting to stop the bleeding because I'm a pussy who hates pain.

While I get those urges to just go on a rampage, I'd likely never do it. Too physically weak to do a blade based spree, don't own guns and in all honesty guilt and a conscious will quell any hatred inside me for others and turn it into self-hatred.
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>>68656886
There are other chans. Changing that to fit what you were going for. If all Chans disappeared I'd probably still find a message board to parasitically attach too. Maybe start talking to my steam friends more often for companionship.

If there was no e-communication period...I'd probably just play games and maybe read more often.
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>>68657421
HAHAHA
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>>68657421
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Ligature strangulation master race.
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>>68656975
>I would go to reddit

You know where to go
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>>68656886
straight to 420chan and JUST my life up again.

maybe i'd start consuming more news / useful information instead of flaming strangers on a meme board disguised as a film discussion forum
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>>68654156
Kill everyone who pissed me off, blow my brains out.
Edgy? I suppose. See no reason why I wouldn't, though. May as well be a spoiler if I'm doing it. Better than fading out like the loser I am.
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>>68656886
I'd be relieved.
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>>68657799
saved
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>>68654156
Haha, you can't even motivate yourself to stop shitposting on 4chains and you think you'll just magically be able to rape a woman. I hope all that mace and the stab wounds are worth the realization that you're an utter and complete waste of life.

But seriously, do kill yourself asap.
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I often fantasized about raping someone, only to go to Asia and go to a sketchy brothel where the women probably dont like what they do and you feel miserable about the whole experience thinking it was gonna be great to be all violent and shit but it really just isnt at all fun unless its the real thing but you realize the real thing is fucked up and you cant live with yourself if you actually do it

I kinda feel like I understand how it feels to be gay or transexual and live in a closet

I can never act out and live my desires, I will never feel sexual satisfaction
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>>68656886
Some clone would just pop up. Christ, fucking newfags.
Back in the annual /b/ day, people would get rused by moot so hard they created copies on 4chan, just a bit more primitive ones.

Today we have the technology to send the mod team TWO hotpockets, in return take the server files and just upload it on the new domain and redirect 4chan.com to 4chan.co etc
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>>68654156
Im going with the plan that include a plain crash
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>>68658228
Become a vigilante
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>>68658280
this
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>>68658432
there's something comfy about the way the last guy fly's off
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>>68658432
ONE OF US NEEDS TO JUMP ON THIS AIRCRAFT!
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>>68658432
What the fuck, is that real? What happened?
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>>68658717
Shit went south
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>>68658717
>>68658947
oddly no one died in this incident
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>>68658432
also
>dat dildo
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Never

No matter how my life gets I'll never kill myself

I'll be a leech on taxpayers as long as I can, just to spite the normies
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>>68658717
9/11 memorial
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>>68657301
are you that "hacker vigilante " that posts on /k/ about hunting the cartels?
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