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>GOD TIER

Thunderball
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Spy Who Loved Me
The Living Daylights
Casino Royale


>GOOD TIER

From Russia With Love
Live And Let Die
Licence To Kill
Skyfall
SPECTRE


>MEDIOCRE TIER

Dr. No
Moonraker
Goldeneye
Tomorrow Never Dies
Quantum Of Solace


>POOR TIER

Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
The Man With The Golden Gun
Octopussy
A View To A Kill
The World Is Not Enough


>SHIT TIER

Diamonds Are Forever
For Your Eyes Only
Never Say Never Again
Die Another Day
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Spectre was too long and it was shit
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>>68653956

perhaps the same could be said of all craig bond films
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You really fucked this list up to be quite honest with you family.
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oops. I forgot the say i have a shit taste
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>>68653938
Look at the top of his head haha
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>>68653975
No, Spectre really wasnt that good. It felt like it didnt know what it wanted to be. Felt like it was trying to be funny like the previous pre craig movies while also being serious.
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swap goldfinger for thunderball and goldeneye for the living daylights. thunderball is shit
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>>68653938
>Goldfinger
>poor
>Thunderball
>god

wat
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>>68655905

>Thunderball is shit
>Swap it for fucking Goldeneye

90's kids were a mistake.
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>>68653938
>Cavill won't be James Bond
>Cavill is stuck as Murderman in Snyderflicks
Fuck this gay earth
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>>68653938
No one will ever realize Craig is the best Bond.

That ever other bond was just pretending.

No one ever read the books.
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>>68653956

I love EVERY SINGLE JAMES BOND MOVIE EVER MADE

spectre was shit.


it makes me want to cry.

even craig wants to cut himself because of this
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>>68653938
thundraball was SHIT
OHMSS is the best bond movie ever made.
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>>68655949

Thunderball is a very well written, well acted, race against the clock spy movie with beautiful locales, cool villains, and underwater scenes that, at the time, were groundbreaking.

Goldfinger is honestly just dull. Most of the movie is just Bond sitting around in Kentucky raping lesbians and waiting for something to happen, and Goldfinger's plan makes no sense whatsoever if you think about it for more than 10 seconds. There's a reason why the laser table scene is practically the only thing anyone actually remembers at this point.
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>>68656374
>Goldfinger's plan makes no sense whatsoever

Contaminating the gold resources with radiation makes more sense than his plan in the novel, at least, which was to steal all the gold in Fort Knox.
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>>68656474

The gold in Fort Knox doesn't get used for anything though. It just sits down there. Also even if he succeeded, the US government could easily just cover the whole thing up and wait until the radiation levels go down, with most of the planet's population never even knowing it happened, meaning the value of Goldfinger's stockpiles wouldn't go up at all.
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>>68656672

Bond movie plans have never made any sense at all.
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>>68653938
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
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>>68655965
learn to read
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>>68656149
that's because the books are fucking garbage
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>>68653938
>Spectre
>Good

Lmao
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best bond car coming through
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>>68653938
I'd bump Spectre down into mediocre tier.
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>>68653938
>This tier list
Holy shit

Swap Spectre and Goldfinger, then Skyfall and Dr. No and it's better

Spectre was really, really not great.
Casino Royal was excellent, and the only good thing to come out of Craig's run as Bond so far.
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>>68657012
just shut up nigger, no one thinks your meme is funny
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Dr. No is such a product of the 60s, with its fashion and set design, I can't help but like it. It's a movie that you can just sit back to and relax.
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>>68653938
I literally Laughed Out Loud at how shit this list is. You put SPECTRE, Skyfall and Quantum Of Solace above all of those movies you call "Poor Tier"

Jesus Christ, half of your "Shit Tier" are better than Quantum of Solace and SPECTRE
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>>68653938
> Dr. No and Goldeneye
>Mediocre tier

underage detected
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>>68656207
This
I loved every Bond film. Even the shit ones. They all had their own charm. Spectre is just..... forgettable. It's nothing....I cant even bring myself to hate it because it is so insubstantial and bland
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>>68653938
Gin Martini >>>>>>>> Vodka Martini
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>>68653938
Die Another Day gets a lot of shit but it had one of the best openings of any James Bond movie.
For that alone I'd put it above half of Daniel Craig's offerings
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>Spectre
>Good
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>>68662811

>implying the Craig openings weren't all GOAT

Even Quantum had a good one.

>>68662830

Having just rewatched it, the third act is even more of a disaster the 2nd time around. They were doing so well but the second Bond meets Blofeld again at his lair it goes right into the fucking garbage can.
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>>68658392
>Double U UU
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>craig
>bond
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>>68658324
>>68658324

This. Spectre was not a good Bond movie at all. The opening sequence is basically all everyone ever remembers about the movie.

It's two hours of uninspiring boring tedium where everything you expect to happen in Craig Bond movie happens at the exact moment and it fails to ever truly entertain.
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>>68653975
WHAT IS A BOND FILM
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>>68653938
>spectre above goldfinger and goldeneye
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>>68653938
>Goldfinger
>Poor Tier
Here's your (you)
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>>68661905
Agreed. Very comfy. The set design is, like you said, very 60's...I went on vacation to the Keys a few years back and the whole time I was reminded of all the sets on Dr. No.
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>>68662605
This. Always this.
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>>68653938
>goldeneye
>poor tier
>thunderball
>god tier
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>>68653938
>muh OHMSS isn't shit meme

>>68656149
>No one ever read the books.
Sad times

>>68658313
You're fucking garbage you illiterate cuck
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Goldeneye was good. Bean was a sick villain. Plus it had primo bond grills and top tier gadgets.
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AM I THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH THAT LIKED QUANTUM OF SOLACE. FUCK.
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>>68665981
Agree with you, Anon...

I love the opening scene. Great car-chase sequence. ...almost as good as Bullitt (almost). But people don't realize the marble quarry part of that sequence, I think. Also, at the end, "I believe we had a mutual friend." BLAM! BLAM! Then shoulder-roll over and shoot everybody's ankles and legs out under the cars. While Fleming didn't write that, it's what he would've wanted. I Just re-watched this one with subtitles on and it actually holds up pretty well, in my opinion.
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>>68653938
This is such a terrible list, I don't even know where to start. But at the very least:

>Spectre
>Good
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I can't even criticize this list as the most iconic Bond Sean Connery isn't in God tier. If you disagree with this you are a faggot cuck.
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>>68667899
>thunderball
>good movie
>goldeneye
>poor tier
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>>68667899
Barry Nelson, fag.
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