>throwing someone off a huge height unsecured in a glass tube will somehow make them survive the fall
was this the dumbest movie moment in history? was this the dumbest movie in history?
>>68646487
Did Deadwood even have a girlfriend in the comics? I audibly groaned when I realized he'd have some stupid whore as motivation for everything.
Now no matter what they do it'll feel like a cop out- be it kill her off immediately, have her not in the movie at all, or have her there for no reason.
It would've been a better ending if she had broke up with him when he takes the mask off. But no, normies need their damsels in distress in all capeshits.
To answer your question though, yeah that entire scene sucked.
>>68646620
I laughed at Deadwood. But anyways yeah he's had girlfriends in the past. Even has a daughter, though she may be dead I don't remember.
Easily explained becauseshe's a superhero too
>>68646620
>Deadwood
why does ryan reynolds make every superhero he plays absolutely awful? first green lantern, now deadpool
he is a terrible cunt
>>68646726
the dollar signs disagree
>>68646726
Cast someone else as deadpool
>Protip:you can't
>>68646781
>>68646781
>reddit faggots go and see deadpool because other reddit faggots say it's good
>HEY MOM I SAW DEADPOOL
>>68646487
Vanessa is a mutant like him you moron
>>68646812
Adam Sandler ;^)
Or just don't even use that gay as fuck superhero in a movie.
>>68646487
Why didn't he just take her out of the tube and Web swing away?
>>68646871
There were no buildings nearby, dumbass
>>68646871
Why didn't they just fly to mordor?
>>68646817
>>68646781
>Give him a film with a budget 4 times smaller and an ad budget of $100
>Be the highest grossing rated R movie in history.
This is how you do it with Reynolds. Have him be a smug asshole, but show his dick and ass.
>>68646487
>ITT 4chan autists are emotionally stunted meat calculators who can't enjoy camp.
>>68646487
I assumed the material it was made out of was like super glass or something.
Still she'd probably get fucked up from major concussive force
>>68647013
That's not how physics works. You can't jump out of a building in a pot plant and survive. Even if the glass doesn't break, she's still going to be stopping very quickly. I suspect being thrown around in the tube would actually mash her up worse.
>>68646620
Vanessa is Copycat another mutant. Whether the movies bring her up or not that's something else entirely
>>68646487
This is what BvS fans to choose to bitch about in other movies?
>>68647013
The impact of the fall will transformer to the body and would cause her entire skeleton bone to shatter.
>>68647048
It's a movie about a 4th wall breaking mutant. It's not meant to be realistic
>>68647048
>Applying real world physics to a movie where a man can literally cut his hand off and a new one regrows and another man is literally made of metal
Kill yourself
I honestly believe >>68646708 is right.
Will be revealed in the sequel. She somehow has fall-negating powers or some such bullshit.
>>68647275
>Implying she isn't that skeltal chick he dated in the comics in disguise
>>68646726
Ryan Renlods is Deadpool. he got the movie greenlite. if it wasn't for him the movie wouldn't have happened.
if you're in the pool of people that movies shouldn't happen because you don't like them then fuck outta /tv/
It's a movie that was done right on every level. This was never going to be Deadpool: The Dead Knight.
>>68647275
they should have just had her land on deadpool and have his body cushion the blow
I hear that can work irl
>>68647275
>>68647300
You guys are idiots: >>68647116
Vanessa is copycat. She can not only copy other mutants physical forms but their abilities too. So she just needed to have touched another mutant that gave her the abilities to surive.
>>68646967
Camp died with Scarey Movie
>>68647392
MYTH-BUSTED
>you are now aware that because dead pool knew he was inside of a movie he knew that even an unrealistic plan like this would work because of comic book rules.
>>68646857
>Or just don't even use that gay as fuck superhero in a movie.
That would have been a 350 million dollar mistake.
>>68647397
>you guys are idiots because there's an explanation for it that's literally nowhere in the movie.
>>68646812
Steven Wright
>>68648028
How is a plausible explanation based on source material worse than insane theories based on nothing?
For dumbest movie moments, just pick almost any action scene in the Fast & Furious flicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJpB3UvaRRE
>>68650231
It's not even plausible. I refuse to believe even Deadpool is dumb enough to assume his plan would do anything but make her even more dead.
>>68646950
And also dick and balls
