>Rey was left on Jakku 15 years before TFA
>It's confirmed that Kylo doesn't turn to the dark side until he's 23, 6 years before TFA
>Luke goes into exile shortly after
>Rey literally has no connection to either Kylo or Luke
>Mark Hamill has been trolling Rey Skywalker theorists, despite being under a strict NDA and admitting he'd never leak a real spoiler
How do people still belive she's a Skywalker?
>>68644303
Only normies and redditors think she's Luke's daughter.
>>68644303
Source on all those timeline citations?
>>68644303
It was just a fanfic senpai, not canon.
>>68644554
>that look she gives him after he says he's a performer
fuck man
>>68644554
I hate you and I hate myself for laughing.
>>68644554
>there won't be more of this
Fuck.
>>68644554
>>68644452
It's from the new canon book.
>>68644554
I wish actual porn acting was this captivating
>>68644452
Bloodlines.
It's a canon book complete in Leia's POV before the events of TFA.
>>68644303
because when she picks up anakin's lightsaber LUKE AND ANAKINS THEME PLAYS you dumbass
>There are people who don't think shes a relative of obi wan
>>68644683
I wouldn't say that. I made it. Will probably make more, but the choppiness of the movie makes it kinda irritating.
Here's another I tried, not as polished.
>>68644893
That's not Luke and Anakin's theme, shithead. That's the Force theme.
>>68645072
>>68644554
doing god's work anon
>>68644864
None of these numbers, dates, ages are mentioned in the book.
Try again cuck.
>>68644554
>>68645072
This is actually funny. First time the BBC shit has made me laugh.
>>68645072
please yahweh moar
>>68645072
Oh boy this is good. This is too good.
She was always really quiet when he was around.
First.
It wasn't Ben / Kylo who ruined Luke's Jedi academy. That happened when Ben was only a kid.
>>68645776
It's common sense, stupid retard. Rey is obviously a child during that scene that shows her being dropped off on Jakku. Kylo is confirmed 29 or 30 years old. The book takes place 6 years before TFA, so Kylo has to be 23 or 24. Rey would already be 13 by then. Impossible for her to have a connection to them considering she's literally seen as a fucking child in the vision. Use your head.
>>68646004
>It's common sense, stupid retard.
No it's not you dumb fucking retard. Common sense =/= exact numbers you pulled out of your ass.
Also >>68645995
Eat shit fucktard
>>68646035
>dodging the argument
Stay delusional, Skywalker fag. Can't wait till you're proven wrong.
>>68645995
No, Ben was 15. It's heavilly implied he fucked Luke over.
>>68645995
>>68646167
It's neither. It's never stated which age Kylo killed the students, and it's stated that Luke disappears after it happens. Luke is still with Kylo in the new book, so it hasn't happened yet.
>>68646105
There's no dodging Captain Austism. You don't have an argument to begin with.
>>68644303
THEN WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?!
Rey is too powerful to be a "no one". I hope she's either Sheev's granddaughter or a lab baby. The incarnation theory is too much like the Avatar.
>>68646167
Nope. Already confirmed that it wasn't Ben.
>>68646372
So there's another force user around Kylo's age?
>>68646372
By who?
>>68645992
Because she felt uncomfortable around him.
>Rey was left on Jakku 15 years before TFA
That one i'm gonna need a sauce on. In the movie kid Rey was like 7-8 (actress is 8 now) and Rey's age as far as I know is never stated, she could be 18 for all we know
>>68644554
>>68646281
You're obviously dodging the argument because you want to keep deluding yourself into thinking you're right, kiddo. You're not.
>>68646406
>>68646416
Sheev 2, aka Snoke, already tells you what's going to happen in the rest of the trilogy. And he lets you know there are other force users out there.
It's all in the line where he says something like "if so and so is successful, blah blah blah, the new jedi order will arise."
That's literally where the plot is going by the end of the new two films. Then the fourth trilogy will be entirely about the new jedi order.
>>68646347
She's is the light side of the force manifested into physical living form
>>68646521
No, she clearly has family which she remembers and mentions several times.
>>68644303
She'sa clone made from Luke Skywalker's severed hand.This technically makes her a Skywalker. It also explains why Maz Kanata knew who she was, and why she had Luke's lightsaber.
>>68644303
She is somehow connected to Ben though, he knew she was on Jakku with the "what girl"? Line.
>Lightsaber belonged to Anakin
>Then it belonged to Luke
>Now it belongs to Rey
Why are we even having this stupid discussion?
>>68646453
She's 19, so even if she's 7-8, that would still be 12-13 years before TFA, and 6-7 years before the Jedi massacre.
>>68646571
So that's why Maz had to ask Han who the girl is?
>>68646553
She could've been found as an infant and raised up until she was abandoned
>>68646571
>It also explains why Maz Kanata knew who she was, and why she had Luke's lightsaber
meaning what exactly? that she cloned her or gave the hand away to someone? or that she could sense Luke's hand cells in her?
>>68646504
That doesn't confirm shit. Give the source of your assertion.
>>68646597
>let me ignore all the timeless contradictions
>I'll just focus on this one line that literally means nothing
Skywalker theorists are cancer.
>>68646571
>Clone made from severed hand
I had to say it but that would be the dumbest thing ever.
Also Maz knows who she is because she has force powers.
>>68646597
I love this though. There's some kind of reverence to this object that is absolutely mental.
'Yeah, my dad used it to kill like 40 children in cold blood because they wouldn't name him a Jedi Master. Its an amazing legacy.'
>>68646579
Maybe he had visions of her before? I mean in the novel when Rey is seeing the visions, she sees a little boy looking at her. Maybe that little boy was Kylo.
>>68646663
>let me ignore all the timeless contradictions
There are none.
>That line means nothing
You are literally retarded. It's the most important line in the movie and central to the backstory of the most important prop in the movie.
Again, you are literally retarded.
>>68646663
Meant "timeline," not "timeless."
>>68646664
This actually happens in one of the EU books though, they clone Luke Skywalker and turn the clone to the dark side
>>68646579
I didn't read "what girl" as "could it be Rey" just as "who did FN-2187 get to help him" personally
>>68644452
We know from the movie the knights of ren are fairly recent in their conception. Rey was a lot younger when she was dumped on Jakku. Kylo turning and killing jedi happened after Rey was dumped by several years. These are different events.
>>68646709
Yeah, I remember that Jorus Cboath stuff. Still corny though.
>>68644554
>the bull is prepped
>she runs after BB-8
>>68646693
>There are none
Sure, if you're a stubborn shit who wants to bury his head in the sand, maybe. Rey Skywalker is literally fanfiction-tier at this point.
>>68644554
>>68645072
The only gold in a shit thread
>>68646709
and it's one of the most openly mocked plot points from the EU and a considered a stain on the otherwise acclaimed Thrawn trilogy
I doubt they'd repeat it
>>68646733
With the way he went apeshit and dragged the guy across the room specifically while saying "hat girl"? After the officer said Finn was with a girl, either he knew about Rey or there is another very important girl on Jakku.
I just want to know how exactly the Rey Skywalker theorists will defend Luke's character been butcher.
>inb4 he thought she was dead
>his waifu was a bitch/never told him
>>68646814
he slagged that computer console before she was even mentioned, I don't think choking an officer was some big reaction to some "revelation" he already seemed pissed
So? Her mom could have ditched her on Jakku to keep her away from all that mystical bullshit.I still don't think Rey is Luke's daughter, even with the light saber calling her. It doesn't feel like Luke would just let his daughter be dumped on some Backwater.
>>68646825
Those are literally the only 2 options now. They're both dumb as shit.
>>68646910
Apparently it was a man. I remember a tweet of Pablo's saying that it was a man's voice calling Rey "sweetheart" when she got abandonned.
What about the fact that in the trailer, Luke's dialogue from RotJ was reworded. "The Force is strong in my family. My father had it, I have it, my sister has it. YOU have that power too."
Maybe it's just a red herring, but why include that line in the trailer at all? Especially since it is reworded in a way that suggests that he's speaking to a Skywalker?
>>68646910
I'm still clinging to the idea that she is, mostly because after committing patricide I see Kylo going the way of Vader (he can still be redeemed, but only on his deathbed he's not gonna be able to kill his father in cold blood and wipe out a generation of Jedi and be accepted back) and the idea of the Skywalker line ending like that bums me out. I much better like the idea of Rey Skywalker starting a new generation of Jedi
>>68645072
>>68644554
Congrats. You turned a flick into Kino
>>68646990
He could just as easily be talking to Kylo. It could also be a red herring. Almost everybody thought Finn was gonna be the Jedi because the trailers made him out to be. You know how that turned out. I wouldn't trust the trailers.
>>68647001or have Kylo impregnate Rey before he dies?
>>68646910
Rey is Obi-Ones and Duchess Satines daughter.
>>68644303
Even the guy who leaked the script has said she's not a Skywalker.
>>68647104
>>68647110
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck cunnys
>>68647047
Ah, I didn't even think about Ben Solo... well, fuck me then.
MARY SUE CONFIRMED
>>68647011
It's hilarious, but the scenes really do play out smoother with that dialogue.
>>68647110
>Guy who leaked the script.
Utter crock of shit.
And that's say a lot because every single post on /tv/ is shit posting.
>>68644303
i zat a red lobsta wit my baby mama a cuppa week back.
my gurl wenna washroom and said when she got back, dat when she walk in sum bitch was takin the loudest piss she ever heard, like some nigga runnin a bath wit both taps turn up all the way. my gurl pissed, wash her hans and was fixin her weave and lipstick when the bitch finally stopped, my wife waited roun to see the nasty bitch that had unleashed that torrent in the cubicle next to her (who at this point was still going), speccin sum nasty ass thot, magin my gurl surprise when da piss finally stop and out walk Daisy muthafuckin Ridleys.
bae said she was already gon wen she walk in and went for at leas two mo minutes, da bitch flowing only slowing in the last 10 seconds or so
>>68645072
>Not having him tell her she has to eat all the eggs
>>68644554
>>68644303
>How do people still belive she's a Skywalker?
Better yet, how do people who come to this board not want to take a shit on Disney's mailbox for ruining Star Wars
Or how about why the fuck are you making a thread about a shit movie?
>>68647479
prove this is real
>>68647479
This was confirmed fake, shit poster.
Why doesn't Anakin's force ghost just pop up and tell Kylo to stop being a little bitch?
>>68647599
he's busy snapchatting gooch pics to padme in the afterlife
>>68647479
>Rey Mixer
>Hurr durr Race Mixer
>/pol/
That meme was shit.
>>68645072
>>68644554
KINO!!! BRAVO!
>>68645072
my dick tho lmao
>>68647658
>meme
Reality isn't a meme, senpai
When Rey grabs lukes lightsaber and starts having those visions, isn't their a very brief moment where obi wan calls her name? Why would he be calling her name?
>>68648855
>he said /pol/
>I must defend muh /pol/
>MUH /pol/ IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>MUH REDPILL
fuck off
>>68649081
lol, delusional reddit fag
Her name is Race Mixer FFS, THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>68644554
>>68645072
if only i could win the powerball, i would gladly pay you to re-edit the whole series into this next level KINO.
>>68649194
>muh /pol/
>>68645072
This is some next level shit, anon. Brava Brava!
>>68647507
>ruined star wars but can't stop talking about it
>>68649304
Stay mad, reddit fag.
>>68649497
stay triggered and unfunny /pol/
>>68649556
>>68647599
the prequels aren't canon
>>68645072
Holy shit this is deliciously twisted.
>>68649622
stay triggered and unfunny /pol/
>>68644303
>How do people still belive she's a Skywalker?
She can still be a skywalker, you're just making some ass umptions.
>A: Nobody said she had to be Luke's kid.
>B: Nobody said she had to be raised by Luke.
She can be Vader's dna. Or her mom could have fucked off after getting fucked up by Luke's green saber.
>>68649883
>siding with reddit over 4chan
You sick fuck
>>68650115
>thinking /pol/ is 4chan
back to the youtube comments section, faggot
Her real name is Rey Spock.
You watch nigga, gonna happen.
>>68650149
>thinking reddit is better than YouTube comments
Back to tumblr you small dicked nigger
>>68649921
shes cute!
>>68650214
stay triggered as fuck and unfunny as fuck /pol/
JUST
>>68650214
>buzzword spamming
JUST
>>68650239
Shampoo your blue dyed neckbeard sometime this month, you stinking brain addled tranny
>>68649556
>>68649883
>>68650239
What shit responses, yikes.
>>68650214
>thinking anything isn't better than YouTube comments
reminder
>>68650302
lol what
going to give this post a JUST
>>68649921
rey a cute
>>68650366
I'm just bumping in hopes of getting more of the webms
>>68650254
>>68650383
>>68650384
>>68650419
>>68650453
>>68650576
we know we know, you're a balding small dicked white male in his mid 20s who isn't getting laid, we know
>>68650610
>you're a fucking white male
>>68650667
whoa dank meme brah
>>68644303
serious question here, why do people think shes a skywalker? I saw the movie i didnt see anything that gave hints on that
>>68650730
if Kasdan wants to take the safe route she'll be a Skywalker, but I have a feeling he'll subvert expectations.
>>68650652
Do /pol/ fags actually like Orwell? Orwell was a socialist. He didn't like totalitarianism.
>>68644554
>>68645072
This is the most I've ever laughed in a shitty thread, nicely done.
>>68647572
>>68647516
it's not fake you stupid fucks
but it's also not her name, as the fucking retarded /pol/ collective seems to have decided (i mean i browse pol too and it was funny, but i fear for the idiots who actually believe this shit)
'mixer' is a reference to color mixing, which is getting the color motif down for a character in the concept art - some studio artist will have labelled this piece of work as a 'mixer' since they'll have been using that illustration as a test for different color swatches
>>68644303
Because they want to believe there is some half decent writing at hand that would explain why she is so OP. Such people are overestimating the new trilogy. It is clearly meant for children who wont give a single fuck about one of the most blatant mary sues to ever grace a cinema screen
>>68645072
He reminded me so much of Captain Sobel in that scene.
>>68652367
oh okay.
who made the webms? just wanted to say thanks for the only good /tv/ oc all year
>>68644554
This is art
>Implying she isn't Rey Fett
