>>68637971
non-meme version
Ayyy lmao, what an ebin post.
Simbly ebin , when did my little anon become this original?
Non-non-meme version
>>68638008
Very accurate to how I feel about the individual movies, AOTC should have a stronger hate reaction though, that movies awfulness is really under-discussed.
>>68638008
>episode 3 being good
Prequel fags gtfo
>>68638183
it was fine you Plinkett memeing fuck
>>68638229
It was slightly better than episodes 1 and 2, which are dog shit. The only reason people think it's good is because they think edgey=good.
>>68638151
Its kinda impossible to watch without falling asleep though. Then even if you do manage to stay awake, it makes no effort to clue the audience into whats happening.
out of the way losers
>>68638229
You were 12 or younger when you saw it.
>>68638151
>>68638341
Admit it, you both that this was the reddest shit the first time you saw it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkm9h0S4wr8
Hello /v/eddit!
Star Wars movies are all shit, maybe with the exception of 4.
It's the universe, lightsabers, storm troopers, ships, sounds, visuals, Darth Vader, Yoda, etc that capture people's imagination. Stop trying to make it seem like there is something to the actual movies themselves.
>>68638410
*raddest
>>68637971
Patrician taste. Absolutely BASED.
Reminder that this is also the opinion of Richard Brody, GOAT film critic for the New Yorker.
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/what-the-seven-star-wars-films-reveal-about-george-lucas
>If I had seen “Revenge of the Sith” in real time, in a theatre upon its release, in 2005, I think that, at the moment when Palpatine, sizzling in the blue lightning that Mace Windu reflects back at him, cries out to Anakin, “Power! Unlimited Power!,” I would have leaped out of my seat yelling with excitement. The entire movie is filled with an absolute splendor of the pulp sublime, and that moment is its very apogee. Lucas reaches historic heights in the filming of action: the martial artistry of Anakin and Obi-Wan’s double duel versus Dooku, the gaping maw of outer space and of the airshaft into which the heroic duo drops, Obi-Wan’s light-sabre fight with the four-armed Grievous, and, above all, the apocalyptic inferno of the confrontation of Obi-Wan and Anakin (which, regrettably, cuts back to Yoda and Emperor, a much duller battle). I watched these sequences over and over—happily, with the sound off to get rid of the musical score—and was repeatedly and unflaggingly amazed by Lucas’s precise, dynamic, wildly imaginative direction.
>The scripted politics of the conflicts have a grand imagination to match. What Lucas brings to the script of “Clones” and Sith” is a quasi- (or pseudo-) Shakespearean backroom dialectic of power-maneuvering. The dialogue is just heightened and sententious enough, just sufficiently rhetorical, to convey the grave moment of ideas in conflict and the grand mortal results of that dialectical clash—the making of a villain and the unmaking of a republic.
Your shitposts will never be this ebin.
>>68638410
Yep. It was pretty red.
I was fighting to stay awake, though.
The only actual objective and valid chart here.
Star Wars as a whole is quite mediocre.
>>68637971
>E4 blue saber red smoke
>E5 red saber blue smoke
>E6 green saber green smoke
mindblown you guys
>>68638410
Yes, it was, as a kid I was obsessed with clones for ages and collected exclusively clowne action figures to build an army, I marathoned every Star Wars movie with some buddies last week, and I never realised how awful AOTC is, it's 10x worse than PM, but PM gets all the hate for some reason, clones had cringier dialogue, worse acting, worse effects despite being a newer film, lame lightsabre fight, only redeeming qualities were the geonosis arena scene and tamura morrisons Jango Fett.
>>68638816
Yeah
meanwhile
>E1 red smoke
>E2 yellow smoke
>E3 red smoke
>all these fucking people who think RotJ is better than Empire.
There is so much filler garbage in RotJ.
>>68638088
kek this tbph
>>68637971
this is the biggest shitpost i've ever seen on this board, congrats man
>>68638377
I still like ep1 a bit more but thats pretty acurate
>>68638469
>ywn be celebrated and paid to shitpost
jdimsa
>>68637971
>midichlorians
DELETE THIS
>>68638183
You first plinkett
>>68637971
I WANT THIS PREQUELS WERE GOOD MEME TO END NOW YOU FUCKING PREPUBESCENT CONTRARIANS THIS BOARD IS JUST GETTING SHITTIER AND SHITTIER EVERY PASSING DAY
>>68638008
switch the reactions of episode 1 and episode 7 and it's perfect
>>68638377
This is the only correct ranking
>>68638229
Refute his review or this is meaingless to bring up in a one off sentence.
>>68638377
yup
>>68638976
E7 white snoke
>>68640205
B-but...the Prequels were Kino, anon...
>>68638724
>backstroke of the west dub
>>68641779
Well, I know what I'm buying next time at Costco...
>>68637971
only correct ranking desu
>>68637971
Right
>>68638008
Wrong
>>68638939
AOTC is funny bad tho, PM is just boring
>>68638726
You're a good friend.
>>68642045
>ywn have sex with a 10/10 blonde in a 55 gal drum of lubricant
why is life so unfair brah?
>>68638008
I'd agree with >>68640256
>>68638183
>Implying anakin v obi wan isnt GOAT
>>68637971
>mfw i search my feelings
>mfw i find it to be true
well played op
>>68642045
hnnng
>>68642045
I can't get a halfway decent gf and here they are putting goddesses in tubs...
>>68638469
>this can't be real
>it's real
Fucking hell
>>68637971
>>68646260
This shit taste
>>68638377
this is 100% irrefutably correct.
You faggots aren't good enough to enjoy the masterpiece that is episode 2.
