Who would win in a fight?
Dennis from it's always sunny or Jeff from community? each combatant has there basic armor and equipment and there is no prep time. The fight takes place at the green dale community college campus. no outside help so tell me who would win???
Jeff keeps himself in good shape. And he'd be too concerned with his image if he lost. His ego wouldn't let him. Also home field advantage.
Dennis is all about prep time. He is a man of systems.
Winger wingers it.
>>68631734
Dennis would probably go full crazy in a fight and scream he is a golden god while mauling Jeff's face to pieces.
Dennis is a legit psycho, and Paddy's Pub is a tougher training ground.
Jeff would probably take the fall anyway as part of some convoluted plan to win a girl's affections.
Dennis likes punishment and is insecure about his appearance so he would probably get off on a handsome man beating him
>>68631734
Another essential thread from /tv/
>>68631821
like poetry
No one's going to mention their height?
An acting fight? Glenn, no contest.
>>68632572
dennis is too psycho for his 5'10" would be taken in to account
Dennis wins by fucking Jeff's mother.
>>68631734
Dennis has been looking for an excuse to actually kill someone. Dennis would win he's a psychopath
Is this Dennis's basic armor set?
In fist fight I don't know, but Dennis is a psychopath so whatever the result Dennis wins via murder.
Dennis obviously, Winger is crazy but not crazy enough.
Jeff would lose so he could give a speech on fairness and how taking part is just as good as winning
>>68633140
His character is basically harmons insert.
>>68631734
Has Dennis ever engaged in any physical violence against another man?
Jeff would win.
>>68633586
he did get his ass kicked by Charlie in that one episode
>>68632947
Pretty sure Dennis has already killed someone and we just don't know about it. He's a legit psycho who keeps bringing up how he thinks about killing people.
>>68633606
Episode?
>>68633674
Probably only women though.
>>68633706
The one where they go to therapy because nobody wants to wash the dishes
>>68633805
Thanks I don't remember that part will rewatch
>Battle of the mind
Jeff wins, hes a lot more stable than Dennis, his main attribute is that he is great with speeches.
>battle of strength
Dennis would win, psycho always wins.
>battle of getting the girl
I would say Jeff too, he is normally charming, Dennis uses fear and lists for getting his women, which doesnt work most of the time, especially if Jeff is there to point out that hes creepy.
>>68632434
no I disagree, I think Dennis would win just de to the fact that other anons have mentioned: he's a fucking psychopath
