Why do dead people make shit movies?
This is like a terrible day time soap and it won an oscar.
It won an oscar for the soundtrack, not for the movie.
>>68630388
its like watching a cheesy long music video
>>68630388
>Why do dead people make shit movies?
It's pretty hard for them to emote
>>68630890
When did Keanu Reeves die?
It was a very silly cheesy movie, but the music was great.
I'll always love that scene where the girl is undressing so that she can "bathe in waters of Lake Minitonka" then Prince is like "That's not lake Minitonka" and rides off on his bike. What a boss.
>>68630388
>you wouldn't purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
>>68630388
Won an Oscar because the music is legitimately great
>>68631117
> Sex shooter.
>>68630388
is there a bluray of this?
FACT:
chocolate rain > purple rain
>>68631245
This is what I just watched:
Purple_Rain_(1984)_BRRip_XvidHD_720p-NPW
>>68630388
It's be greatest film based on an album ever made. The album is also perfect.
He's a nigger but it's still a true work of art.
>>68630915
When his best friend, River Phoenix, died in 1993.
Then again when his child was stillborn.
Then again when his wife died.
Then again when his sister got cancer.
>>68631591
Poor guy
>>68631533
Prince wasn't a nigger, fuckwit.
>>68631533
wrong
>>68631591
Don't forget the AIDS.
Prince was the man, he banged Sherilyn Fenn in her prime.
>>68631533
then why was he good at basketball?
>>68631943
All Minnesotans are.
>>68631911
Man, I get so irritated when people try to tell me that Prince is/was gay. The dude had incredible game.
>>68631911
Who exactly did he not bang?
Carmen Electra and Kim Basinger when they were at the height of their hotness.
Also a whole string of other highly fuckable women.
I always thought he was gay when I was younger too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y
>>68632089
This. He dressed like a fruit, but he has seen more pussy than a toilet seat.
>>68630388
It won an Oscar because of a good song you idiot
>>68632206
>Jeff Lynne
Now there's another musical mastermind.
>yfw Prince is part of the DC Cinematic Universe
How does it feel marveldrones?
>>68632359
Did superman kill him?
>>68632359
>cinematic
>>68631716
Prince was a complete nigger.
>>68632190
>>68632089
>>68632224
But /tv/ tells me that manlets never get qts
>>68630388
Purple Rain is not really for people under 30, it came out in a different time, where peace and love was cool, where you had to actually to buy a record to listen to it or go to the movies to watch a movie. Hey, some people get it some people don't.
>>68632645
Prince was operating on a completely different level than your average manlet.
>>68630962
Game Blouses
>>68632359
Marvel operates on another level.
>>68632190
Think he banged 80's Madonna also. Dude was a pimp.
Is there a picture of Prince where he looks like he doesn't have AIDS or isn't carrying some STD?
>>68631591
Still doing bill and ted 3!!!
>>68630388
It's 80's core, retard.
Sometimes you have to look at movies in the context of the scene they were made in, not in a modern one.
Or would you like it remade so everyone just stands there holding up their smartphones while Prince does like modern pop shits and sings "YOU ARE SPECIAL" songs so you can relate to it?
>>68631911
I didn't know this. Noice
Morris day and the motherfucking TIME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY
>>68631911
That 5-foot-two 90-pound short fuck was THE pussyslayer of all pussyslayers
>>68631911
>It's a faggot fuck Jay Leno throws another comedian under the bus episode
>>68630388
I've never seen the movie. The album is a 10/10 masterpiece, and I just don't think the movie could compare.
>>68630388
The part where his dad s beating his mother and he just shoots into the room dressed like a skinny Beetlejuice always cracks me up.
>>68631911
>>68633104
>HARD WORK, BIG MONEY AND THE PROBLEM WITH ANDREW DICE CLAY
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
JAY LENO CAN SUCK MY COCK
OH!
>>68631911
source?
>>68632769You got the cool Star Trek tho
>>68633119
The movie is 80's cheese but it's ok.
>>68632546
>I have never seen Batman
Go be twelve somewhere else you fuccboi.
the motorcycle looked really ugly desu
>>68633340
She's been tweeting about his death, nothing too interesting but I dug up a blog post she made about dating him when she was 18.
http://sherilynshines.blogspot.com/2009/11/prince-magical-mystery-ride.html
>>68633027
tfw no HQ webm of Morris Day from that purple rajn movie
>>68631817
Correct answer.
Prince fucked some of the most grade A pussy of anyone out there. He comes close to Derek Jeter in how much top shelf in their prime pussy they have slayed.
>>68633888
I can guarantee you right now that Prince slayed more top quality, untouchably perfect pussy than Jeter ever did. And he did it all while looking like a bitch. Fucking anamoly of a human being.
>>68633190
>>68633949
Jeter fucked Biel, Alba, Mariah, every Victoria's Secret model, Scarlett Johannsen, Minka Kelly, Vanessa Minnillo, four Miss Universes, and is now fucking the Sports Illustrated cover model Hannah Davis plus who knows who else. If you can find me a better list than that for Prince then God bless the man but I don't think it's gonna happen.
Was Prince bi or completely straight? Rockstars are known for dressing flamboyantly so that doesn't mean a whole lot.
Prince seemed like a massive asshole but he had some good music
What's your favorite prince song? Mine's Beautiful Ones
>>68634156
See, this is the thing. I'm not talking about famous pussy. I'm talking about the swathes of 10/10s walking the streets right now that aren't famous. Prince could probably fuck any woman on the planet on a whim. I think Prince fucked more prime pussy than Jeter in the same way I think aliens exist. It's just a mathematical certainty.
>>68634174
Completely straight. Openly hated gays.
>>68634156
>tfw E!SPN actually showed this on TV
>>68633190
Is that jon stewart.
>>68634235
When Doves Cry
>>68634235
I like Let's Go Crazy.
>>68634329
What the fuck
nigga must have a gigantic snake of a cock
>>68634235
Kiss
Gotta' love that fresh beat, that falsetto, and those lyrics.
>>68632653
OP here, I am 35 and still thought it was shit.
Prince rocked when on stage, The Time were incredible.
The script, acting, direction was exactly like a day time soap.
Another poster in this thread summed it up though, don't think of it as a proper movie but an advert for the movie.
No different than Kanye's Runaway just done in a different era.
>>68634156
John Mayer has a pretty good track record
>Taylor Swift
>Jennifer Aniston
>Katy Perry
>Jennifer Love-Hewitt
>prime Jessica Simpson
>Minka Kelly
>countless others
>>68634390
Apparently. He also breaks up with a woman by having them escorted to a limo that has a breakup note and a basket filled with baseballs and shit he autographed in it. If his dick isn't huge his balls certainly are.
>>68634329
And he gave herpes to ALL of them
>>68633501
It's your standard 80's cruising bike painted purple.
All famous people shpuld be killed. I pray to a God who doesn't even exist to bring us the American Mao who will purge our big dumb country of all bourgeois and intellectual elements.
>>68634435
> advert for the music
Huh, who'd have thought it, Purple Rain just started on arte.
>>68634494
There was a joke in the new season of Kimmy Schmidt that was something like "Hooking up with John Mayer is just part of living in New York". I kek'd.
>>68634235
1999
>>68630960
*minnetonka
>>68634609
Why are women such whores bros
>>68634664
Because they can be. If I could put my dick in anything I wanted I'd be a bigger whore than most women are, and they can get fucked 24/7 if they want to. It's not fair.
>>68634495
>ywn be that suave
jdimsa
>>68634726
I wouldn't
I just want a gf to be loyal to each other with
>>68633888
Vanity died just two months ago... nobody cared
Apollonia is still alive
>>68630388
The music was great. Indeed the acting was shit, but considering 90% of the cast had zero acting experience, that's no a surprise.
>>68634809
She turned into a psycho Christian evangelical so it wasn't much of a loss.
>>68633949
>Prince was a 5'3 110lb guy who dressed like a homosexual
>women still loved him
Guy was alpha as fuck.
The only scene I remember is Prince getting slammed trying to save his mother from getting beaten by his father, and the lake scene were that girl reveals her perfect tits.
>>68634914
It's called having money and fame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ute8_93rKhQ
oh man
my dad hates prince but when he was younger and this movie came out he took us(my mom me and older bro by a year) to watch purple rain. ive never been a fan but i always remember the movie because the song purple rain. ive listened to a few of his songs and he did the batman soundtrack of course but growing up in the 80s and 90s he was huge now some years back idk maybe about 2010/11 i was up late watching tv and really nothing good was on and purple rain was on cable so i decided to watch it. brings back a bit of memorys from the 80s so im enjoying it but what really got me was close to the end when they get on stage and he and the revolution plays purple rain. that part where he goes up to wendy and gives her a kiss on the cheek and she has a look like shes about to cry always gets me. man to this day if i hear or see purple rain i always get emotional. not a prince fan but R.I.P Prince Rogers Nelson
Man, dat Apolonia has a great rack.
>>68633888
That corny manlet nigger faggot never fucked my 80's popfu Susanna Hoffs after he wrote "Manic Monday". She said he tried to get in her draws but she kindly shut him down.
>>68634914
When you can fuck like he can you get away with dressing like this. White boys wouldn't understand.
>>68631911
This man could simultaneously steal your girl and her wardrobe.
>>68634803
Wait until your 30s, anon. Sure you'll be dealing with women fifteen years past their prime who have rode more cocks than you can even imagine, but at least they might be loyal with you!
Your alternative is to bang younger chicks in their prime who are easy to sway, but then you're just perpetuating the cycle.
>>68634235
Controversy
Underrated funk jams
>>68635601
Holy Balls.
I watched an interview with Prince earlier and he was raising his objection to covers and lack of credit in the music industry.
He said he hates getting praised for his cover of Nothing Compares 2 U.
I get his point now that I had no idea he wrote Manic Monday.
Just checked other huge songs he wrote and this is insane.
>>68634235
I WOULD
DIE 4
U
>>68632666
wow maybe it has nothing to do with height. who wudda thunk /fit/
>>68635726
Don't think he'd want my wardrobe that cost me $20 at Walmart. He has cool enough clothes.
>>68635807
>He said he hates getting praised for his cover of Nothing Compares 2 U.
But didn't he write it?
Best Princekino coming thru
>>68635974
thats what anon>>68635807 meant. he wrote lots of songs that he gave to other musicians. also shinehead o connor claims her and prince went toe to toe when prince invited her to his house and wanted her to stop being a potty mouth to which she told prince to fuck himself so prince proceeded to punch her so she fought back and eventually escaped a purple beatdown
>>68630388
Yeah but it has arguably the best soundtrack of the last 30 years
Somebody should stream Purple Rain
>>68636416
theyre playing it nonstop on VH1
november rain > purple rain
deal with it faggots
>>68636416
this
>>68636503
I would consider myself a huge original GNR fan and even I consider this to be a lie.
>>68636503
Guns and Roses are overrated as fuck but I love me some Slash. Prince and GnR were homies. It's another one of those weird friendships you only find out about after one of them dies like Kurt Cobain and Michael Stipe.
chubby rain>>>>purple rain
>>68636617
No Pigeons > No Scrubs
>>68636612
What are you talking about, GnR is the best rock n roll band, nothing comes close except maybe Led Zeppelin, their singer is pretty weak though to even compete with Axl.
>>68636456
>commercials
>no friendly 4chan chat
>>68636664
Black Betty > Black&Decker
>>68635745
2nded
Also Colonized Mind, but people don't care about his modern stuff
>>68636700
>>68634235
Raspberry Beret
>>68636700
fuck gnr.
>>68634235
Continental
>>68630388
It's because it's not an actual movie with A-list acting and writing talent. It's just a quasi autobiographical vehicle for the songs. It's dumb but no dumber than 8 Mile will seem in 2034. The music in Purple Rain is better too and is the actual product on display.
>>68636700
I grew up during GnR's heyday and can confirm that they are indeed shit. Sweet Child O Mine, Welcome To the Jungle, and Paradise City were their only songs that weren't completely trash.
>>68637570
>mfw Eminem has an Oscar
>>68634235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvN87KccseE
>>68634235
Little Red Corvette desu
>>68636322
>arguably
Chiming in. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo had a better soundtrack.
>>68634235
>seemed like a massive asshole
are you fucking retard
>>68635744
>30 years old
>15 years past a woman's prime
Actually 32-38 is considered a woman's sexual prime.
>>68631817
Correct answer !
>>68631407
thanks m8
>>68631817
shit album, Pipers is the GOAT album
>>68630388
Purple Eye!
>>68642210
That's not Wish You Were Here or A Momentary Lapse of Reason.
>>68642274
>>68642210
who the hell listens to post Barret Pink Floyd unironically
>>68642502
Please take off your sister's clothes and then fuck off back to /mu/ you proto hipster faggot.
If you don't enjoy the Batman soundtrack you have no soul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lx_x0rTh3c
>>68634302
Yeah born again Jehovah's Witness of all thing. Motherfucker even went out and did the door to door thing too if the stories are true.
>>68637668
Triple Six Mafia have an Oscar too, yet the Academy is still racist
