Who will play him in the inedible biopic?
>>68622837
crispin glover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp-fdFkEnoo
Imagine this classic scene done right.
>>68622940
you know i could destroy you right now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlZxPPzjIb0
The film will be called, 'To The Core(y)'
Anyone pumped?
>ywn be as smug as corey
Fuck this gay life.
Jesus. Haim was a madman.
are you gonna save him /tv/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk
Was this the peak of his life?
Save him /tv/
>>68623712
ill save you corey
Going to post the copy pasta I wrote.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkwMRauH7JM
Is there a bigger JUST in all of Hollywood than Corey Feldman
>mother uninterested in his development
>father exploited him and spent all of his millions until he finally got emancipation
>him and best friend raped by Hollywood stars and executives
>best friend eventually died of overdose
>now is washed up old man with zero self awareness who throws terrible birthday parties where he charges people to attend, has a failed indie go go, and has live in girlfriends called the Corey's Angels, who must be in lingerie at all times under contract
>stadium issued an apology for allowing the performance above
>tries to be Michael Jackson because "he was the only adult who didn't abuse me"
http://nypost.com/2015/07/22/bizarre-corey-feldman-concert-forces-baseball-team-apology/
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/elev8or-2-ascension-the-feldfanfam-fundraiser#/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwXA7HZ2fps
>>68623889
>tries to be Michael Jackson because "he was the only adult who didn't abuse me"
Jesus christ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuCdvIubHYw
>Comments:
>Haven't those poor kids suffered enough
>17 thumbs up
>>68623839
Jesus fucking Christ
JUST
>>68623982
this is unbearable.
imagine being there.
>>68623889
Jesus fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J7n9mDIGD4
This is BY FAR the worst thing I've ever seen created by a human.
>>68624551
i-is this kino?
>DUH!
>>68624551
fucking hell
>>68624551
>you must be divine to be an angel
>for an angel can do no wrong
this is kino
>>68624551
pure kinematografia
>>68624551
>the rap section near the end
>>68624864
shit is that brendan fraser's ex wife?
He can't be trolling right? Corey is living in corey-world for a long time. He's in too deep. There's no coming back.
https://youtu.be/hubQSrKto7U
>>68625451
He hasn't been right in the head since he got his asshole raped.
>>68625451
>"features some of today's great names in music"
>Fred Durst
You guys should really look at his Indiegogo incentives.
>>68625719
>>68625719
>51 out of 200 claimed.
>You can be my friend but don't say shit I don't wanna hear.
>40 bucks please.
>>68625845
>4U
>its so simple!
>>68623982
oh my goodness, this surely did not happen
>>68625901
Why did he write this up like a teenager sending a text
>>68626064
He's stuck in his teenage years because he got his boipucci raped back then.
>>68626180
>was expecting laughable antics and oddball mannerisms
>discovered the terrified and abused remnants of a mans desiccated soul
this thread will stay with me for a while
>>68626810
once corey gets in you, he never gets out.
we're just here to remind everyone how far angels can fall.
Will corey ever expose who raped him?
I want a movie where Corey Feldman plays Corey Feldman in the first 24 hours after he's bitten by a vampire.
>>68627443
What if Corey's full of shit?
>>68627816
what if he isnt and justice gets served?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxcwduKtLjM
Channelling Orson welles wine levels here.
>>68628689
One was for hu, and it was for hum, and it was below zero, I mean, you know, Toronto, you know, winter. hum ah, extra extra read all about it, you know hum, you know, going out of business