>watching film with dad
>wheeze wheeze wheeze grumbgrumbgkha (we are out of popcorn, Anon) wheeze wheeze wheeze coughcoughcough wheeeeeeeeze
>>68621643
dont worry lil anon you too will someday make those noises
>>68621783
Is fatness genetic?
>>68621643
Your dad is dying anon
>watching film with family
>everyone talks through the entire thing
>have to ignore the movie completely and play games on my phone to keep myself from screaming
Im glad I moved across the country and only visit these people on holidays
>watching film with family
>watching film with anyone
>why did they do that?
>their question is answered 5 seconds after they ask
>happens over and over again throughout the whole movie
>Watching a flick with Daddy
>He puts his hand up my skirt
>Grabs my feminine penis and calls me a dirty little beast
>>68621897
>meet friend I havent seen in years
>invite him to a bar
>we sit down but can barely keep up discussion
>awkward silence
>take a look at my phone
>It's very rude to look at your phone when amongst friends
Fuck you you fucking nerd
>Watching film with family
>Dad falls asleep in the first 20 minutes
>Mom watches the whole thing silently with me with a few small time comments here and there and that's it
>Discuss the movie for a while after it's done, depending on how good it is we might even keep talking about it for a few more days
Sucks to be you fags
>watching capeshit with my wife's son
What a time to be alive
>>68622200
>We are watching it AT THE SAME TIME.
>Watching movie with girlfriend
>The old footsie because she knows I love feet
>Have to watch the other half of the movie another time now
>Watching a movie with parents
>Mum goes to make a coffee
>Comes back
>"This movie is too complicated, whats going on?"
>MFW when it was The Mummy Returns
Christ it's not hard to follow.
>>68621643
Be grateful you still have a father and still are in speaking terms with him, faggot.
>>68622557
someone got triggered :3
>>68622200
>demanding answers from the movie when the movie is obviously intentionally being mysterious to keep you in suspense
Shit drives me insane, why can't plebs watch movies right
>they always have Cheesy chips
>point out how flavoured chips always have a wall of text detailing what additives and artifical flavours they used, and how salted chips not only tastes better but only has potato, oil and salt
>"Yeah, but salted is so boring"
>>68623206
That's why Cokumbo was always so popular, they always show who the killer is so housewives don't have to constantly ask who the killer is
>>68622368
iktf, me and my mum watch House of Cards together.
>>68623419
>Britfats
>watching movie with cat
>shits on the couch
>sheds fur, the stuff permeates the air like fucking smoke and sticks to whatever im fucking eating
>starts clawing at the chair cushions as loud as possible
literally just wanna throw the lil nigga out the window
>>68621643
You know why your dad wheezes like that? It's you anon. You and your hambeast of a mother sucked the life right out of him. Your time will come too. Show some respect.
>watch movie with girlfriends mom
>she constantly has to explain every reference and joke
>mentions historical details related to the movie to biblical detail
>have to put up with it because the pussy game ridiculous
>Watching Drive with dad
>He starts laughing at Goslings autism
>He motions at the screen for action to go on during those slow ass scenes
I don't know if he's based or slav tier stupid
