Why are all the best comedians depressed and bitter? It's brutal.
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What's funny about a succesful man with a wife and career?
>>68618038
the sad people use jokes to prevent suicide.
we use drugs too.
>>68618038
because sadism is one of the most reliable ways of making someone laugh - and bitterness and depression excuse the sadism.
Humour is a coping mechnaism
Is he still dating that annoying nigger cunt?
>>68618038
It's a coping mechanism. If we didn't have the ability to laugh for many life would seem so pointless and unbearable you just wouldn't do anything.
they aren't
>>68618038
Misery loves comedy.
Just look at Louis and now Billy Boy. They lose their edge once they become successful and happy.
Even sweater boy cutie Jim Norton went mellow once he lost his fat self-hating self.
>>68618038
I was the last person that I see a friend alive and he asked me for help but I didn't understand him and I thought he was just drunk.
I always laugh about that (and about my dead sister) because it'll make me crazy if I take it seriously.
I have other traumas that I joke about it too, but the trust is that I am a sad person.
>>68618833
Not your personal blog faggot.
>>68618590
they are until they are so famous that they make millions
>>68618550
he married her
>>68618945
I use myself like example. Do you want to see a picture of me?
>>68619259
Sure.
in this guy's case you forgot not funny
Comedians are egomaniacs that strive for attention, and are usually very ashamed by that fact.
The nature of performing late night at clubs also means they're around alcohol a lot/ cheap pussy so that wears down metal fortitude over time.
Like even bill can be an insufferable cunt when it comes to retarded shit, like having to open for a "lesser" comic or having his name spelt in tiny letters on a club marquis, it's fucking stupid.
It's a bit sad actually, when the praise from drunk fucks gets to their head and they feel they're genius astronauts curing cancer or something.
Like rich vos is a prime example of this: dumb as a fucking brick, moderate success but not nearly what you'd think for his age, yet demands anyone doing comedy for less time than him to treat him like he's the fucking godfather.
Comedians are typically shit people, must remember this.
>>68619380
:)
>>68618601
https://youtu.be/azlzHWdv6dc?t=853
nah, Bill's still great
>>68618038
>LAYDEEE
>>68618038
Who wants to hear somebody talk about how happy they are?
Nobody, that's who.
>>68619739
nice tits
>>68620062
oh silly!
I was a pretty girl when I was a little boy...
>>68620105
Maybe some hormones will make you feel better. If you decide to do make sure you post your pics on /tv/ in 2 years.
>>68619657
fuck off, you don't know any comedians. Unless you're really good it can be a very tough and stressful way to live
>>68619980
A lot of people do, that's why celebrity gossip is so big. Everyone wants to know how the happy people live.
>>68619739
Man, I love old photos like this, where the color is weird and everything's grainy and out of focus, and there's flaws and damage because the film itself got damaged. We're never gonna have photos like that again.
Im going tonight to see Billy Red Face at the Sprint Center.
He's playing fucking basketball arenas now. It isn't sold out but pretty impresive.
$25 gets you in the doors which isn't bad. Hope he's funny.
![Bill+Burr+Nia+Renee+Hill+Nespresso+Presents+__7ey_1uUeel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DM5TOZD.jpg "Bill+Burr+Nia+Renee+Hill+Nespresso+Presents+__7ey_1uUeel[1].jpg")
>>68618038
This is his wife. He has no kids.
I honestly think Bill Burr is redpilled but married this black guy and acts liberal because you have to be liberal to get work in Hollyjew. That would make anyone despressed.
>>68620331
yeah we will, just run your digital pics through a couple photoshop filters and get a 500 dollar printer. problem solved.
>>68620331
same, there is something more real about them.
>>68618038
F is for Family is pretty good actually
>>68620377
>no kids
Is it a tranny?
>>68618550
>>68620412
It really isn't. It's key demographic is people who haven't seen every episode of every cartoon about American families already. That means only very young kids. But it decided to go blue and add cursing which shuts off part of it's audience just for the sake of being edgy. The show is unoriginal and blocks off the only demographic that unoriginal shows work on
>>68620453
these two kiss like a couple of goblins
only dead comedians are funny
>>68620284
Fuck off faggot, I live in New York City ad all I know are comedian/actors/ performers. And yeah it's a stressful lfr but no one forces some prick into comedy, you ducking self entitled mook. The fuck outta here with your pissy self-obsessed vagina.
>>68620453
DELETE THIS
>>68620482
>It really isn't. It's key demographic is people who haven't seen every episode of every cartoon about American families already. That means only very young kids. But it decided to go blue and add cursing which shuts off part of it's audience just for the sake of being edgy. The show is unoriginal and blocks off the only demographic that unoriginal shows work on
Personally I thought it was great but the best of the 5 episodes were when it was bittersweet insead of just bitter. Such a depressing showHE GETS FIRED ON CHRISTMAS FOR FUCKS SAKE (to end a 3 episode arc)
>>68620453
W H I T E D
>>68618955
plausible
i can't think of a single comedian i like that hates his or her life. they're all doing spectacularly, so far as public life is concerned.
>>68618038
because we suffer from depression and we try to channel our feelings into comedy because we hope that being famous and having money and making people laugh might potentially cure our depression
>>68618833
Stay strong, anon
>>68620547
How clean is the air in your city?
>>68618038
bill burr isnnt depressed at all
>>68619739
nigga that shits from the seventies what the hell oldfaaaaaag
>>68618038
It's the same reason why most women are shit comedians. If you don't have inner conflict you can't connect with other human beings on a personal level.
He's on a nationwide stadium tour if anyone feels like leaving the house. Im going to see him tonight. so fucking pumped.
http://www.billburr.com/events
APR 23
Kansas City, MO
Sprint Center
APR 24
Ames, IA
Stephens Auditorium
MAY 06
Hollywood, FL
Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
MAY 07
Orlando, FL
Hard Rock Live
MAY 07
Orlando, FL
Hard Rock Live – Late Show
MAY 08
Jacksonville, FL
Times Union Center Performing Arts Moran Theater
MAY 20
Calgary, AB
Grey Eagle Event Centre
TICKETS
MAY 21
Enoch, AB
River Cree Resort & Casino
MAY 21
Enoch, AB
River Cree Resort & Casino – Late Show
MAY 22
Seattle, WA
WaMu Theater
JUN 03
Syracuse, NY
The Oncenter War Memorial Arena
JUN 04
Portland, ME
Cross Insurance Arena
JUN 05
Albany, NY
The Palace Theatre
JUN 17
Newark, NJ
Prudential Hall – NJPAC
JUN 18
Atlantic City, NJ
Boardwalk Hall
JUN 19
Baltimore, MD
Royal Farms Arena
>>68621211
Bill pls. All of your fans have already heard your material by listening to your podcast. You're burning the candle at both ends by giving it all away for free on MMP.
>>68621211
Why is it so quiet in here
>>68618038
>doing a hundred shows a year in places where half the audience is drunk/black/loud/college/sjw and making them laugh is supposed to make you a happy person
>>68620953
1984...
>>68621447
they were dared to go outside
everyone is outside now
>>68620323
Fair enough, but it isnt funny. Oftentimes the funniest tv shows are the ones with the most miserable people i.e. seinfeld
>>68619739
thats not america
>>68622208
north of Argentina. Near to Brazil. A strange zone,
>>68618601
What about Norm MacDonald? He seems like a norm-al guy, and probably gets as much fried chicken as he wants.
The only thing that might bring down his day is having to be around his Nazi-loving sidekick, Adam Egret.
>>68618382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtD0p6BIic
cracks me up every time
>>68622208
it might surprise you to find out america is not the only country in the world
>>68622412
Norm takes xanax by the fistful so I'm sure he has some issues he struggles with
Good comedy is always a direct result of the comedian's misery
Gaffigan is fucking hilarious but he doesn't seem depressed
>>68621211
The closest he gets to me is Seattle.
Fug.
>>68622843
His hot pocket bit sucks and I wish he would stop doing it. Fuck every audience member that insists on him doing that bit at every single show.
He's becoming less of a psycho as his life settles, can't wait till the inevitable divorce/helicopter rampage desu
>>68618038
DUDES NIGHT OUT
>>68620547
>I live in New York City ad all I know are comedian/actors/ performers.
yeah I've seen Seinfeld too
