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So what do you think of this idea /tv/, could it work?
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So what do you think of this idea /tv/, could it work?
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I'd rather keep whatever remaining dignity I had and just pay the $10
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>>68617008
>dignity
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>>68616987

But this way you won't get in because of the No Singles Policy
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>>68617021

he has a third friend for that, notice the second pic
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>>68616987
Only way you will ever get a woman that close to your dick anon. Keep dreaming
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>>68617008

>4chan

>dignity
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>>68616987
and where is the other person sitting during the movie?
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>>68616987
Why is reserved seating not a thing in America?

Why does America charge $10 for a ticket when everywhere else in the world you get charged an equivalent of $4?

Why is America so dumb?
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so which seat is ur friend gonna take?
somewhere in the shitty front row to break your neck while having to rotate your head every time somebody moves?
No thanks ill pay the 10$
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>>68617072
That pic is amazing
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>>68617072
that looks pretty comfy desu
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>>68617090

well obviously you wouldn't do this during a premiere when the entire theater is packed
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>>68617108
>Why does America charge $10 for a ticket when everywhere else in the world you get charged an equivalent of $4?
The better seats at the Odeon in Leicester Square here in London are around £20.
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>>68617108

in Europe they're way more expensive, $10 is fuck all for a movie ticket.

the better question is why are americans such poorfags
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>>68617090
on your lap :3
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>>68617072
>equal sized cardboard that could easily be broken down and organized

RRREEEEEEEEEE
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>>68617108
>everywhere else in the world you get charged an equivalent of $4?
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If you're willing to go through that you could make a lot more money than the price of a movie ticket.
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>do this with my bro
>once in, both too embarrassed to draw attention to ourselves and sit like that throughout the entire movie
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>>68616987
That's kinda gay
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but you will still get one kevlar vest at the entrance, how do you decide who it wears during the movie?
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>>68617072
i don't like cleaning but looking at this image i really really really want to clean that shit up
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>>68616987
or you could just buy 1 ticket and then walk towards the pathway that leads behind the screen and just open the fire exit.

Stupid fuck.
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>>68617072
That lamp is so fucking pimp
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>>68617181
I'd pop the biggest erection then and really make it uncomfortable. Enjoy my 4 inches of throbbing meat.
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>>68617108
>everywhere else in the world you get charged an equivalent of $4?
Spot the guy from Povertystan
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>>68617108

>why is America so Jewish?

Fixed and explained, senpai
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>>68617457
But if he was from Povertystan then a ticket would be way more than in America.
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>>68617310
Well, the cinéma shooter code dictates that shooting people in the back is dishonorable, so I guess the guy in front would wear the vest.
I'd be more worried about not getting caught carrying two anvils.
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>>68617072
What is up with that groovy lamp
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>>68617368
Aren't they alarmed?
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>>68617108
>Why is reserved seating not a thing in America?
That's the problem, it IS.

>like to sit right in the center because autism and acoustics
>literally always taken by others even when I buy tickets a week early
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Why don't you try it with your friends? Oh wait :^)
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>>68616987
It is really worth it? How much a ticket costs in Burgerland? In France, we pay 7/8 euros.
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>>68616987
What the fuck is with this facebook meme page tier post
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> go to overpriced american theaters
> no window seats

First world nation my ass...
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>>68616987
>That moment when on of them gets a boner
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>>68617108
>Why is reserved seating not a thing in America?

Why the fuck would anyone want reserved seating?
If I can't sit where I want I would never bother going to the movies at all.
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>>68619984
You can sit where you want with reserved seating.
You can pick where you want to sit when you order/buy the tickets.
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>>68617072

Thats impressive
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>>68617072
that lamp looks like it belongs in the playboy mansion
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>>68617072
damm lamp tho
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>>68620085
I only want the seat where i am looking dead center at the screen.
Without reserved seating all I have to do is show up early and I can move around the theater to make sure I have the best spot.
With reserved seating I would have to guess where that spot is, which means I could be totally wrong depending on the layout of the theater, and some jackass could have ordered the seat a second before me and gotten it, and even if I show up early and he didnt show up till half way through the movie, he would still "own" that spot.

Nah, I'll pass.
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>>68620471
>With reserved seating I would have to guess where that spot is, which means I could be totally wrong depending on the layout of the theater
Theaters have had print outs of the layouts of their stages at the ticket booth for a hundred years, you fucking idiot.
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>>68617108
My theater charges $3.99 in freedom dollars.
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>>68617108
>Why is reserved seating not a thing in America?
If some stupid cunts sit near me, I can get up and move away from them.
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>want to say our theatre also charges 10 bucks
>realize our currency is so shit it's only 6 bucks now
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>>68620625
I'm not sure why you're getting so upset about this.
I very clearly said that I prefer sitting where I am looking dead center at the screen, and a flat 2D top-down layout of the theater is obviously not going to give me that kind of information. I can only find that out while inside the theater itself.

They really should do a better job teaching critical thinking in schools. Maybe if you thought more about things you wouldnt have such irrational emotional reactions to trivial things.
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>>68620839
If there is room, they never sit people next to you, and if there is full house you can't anywhere in the states either
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>>68620904
If you've been to the theater once, you know the layout of the theater.
Then a 2D top-down layout is enough.
I'm not upset, I just think you're an idiot :^)
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>>68620959
All the cinemas around here are multi-plex with multiple theaters/screens.
I am not going to remember the layout of 8-16 theaters in 5 different cinemas.
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>>68621014
The you should get a cure for your autism so you won't have to sit at the absolute center of the theater.
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>>68620959
what a crock of shit.
just admit you fucked up or stop talking
you dont think he's an idiot, you're just making up retarded excuses for why you're not an idiot.
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>>68617072
>those late 90's/early 2000's computers
>The person who's room that belonged too has probably long since changed their life or died
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>>68621086
Or I could just keep doing what I want when Im paying money to go to the theater to watch a movie and not give a fuck what anyone thinks.
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>>68621151
Well, to be honest, why would you give a fuck what anyone thinks in the first place?
Reserved seating isn't bad, and if you can't see where the dead center of the screen is from a 2D layout of the theater then that's on you.
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Maybe I'll go to a movie alone, how depressing...
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>>68617072
>that lamp
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>>68621255
No, its not on me at all. Different theaters, with the same number of seats which look exactly the same on a flat 2D layout, could be totally different depending on the rise in each row of seats. In some with a low angle to the rise I would have to sit near the back to be facing the center of the screen, while others with a higher angle I would be sitting closer to the front.
I have no idea why that's so difficult to understand. I can only assume you have only been to one theater in your entire life, and have no idea that they are all not built exactly the same.
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>>68616987
What if you go and it's penis inspection day? What then?
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>>68617072

reminds me of my room before I cleaned it desu
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>>68621777

you get an automatic A+ on the test when you have two penises
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>>68617206
>breaking down cardboard boxes, folding them up and storing them inside a single assembled box of the same size for recycling
>working out exactly how many you can fit in one box and then rounding it down to the nearest 5 or 0
>any left over are burned and the ashes discarded at sea
>order is restored
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>>68621102
You really think someone who can't be bothered to take out 600 cases of Beast is going to care about upgrading their computer?
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I'm a 5'3" bi faggot so I wouldn't mind clinging to a 6'11 guy for a free ticket
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>>68617108

we pay WAY more than 10 dollars equivalent in UK

Going to the cinema is a big deal here its very expensive, at least in the north west

I only go to the cinemas maybe 2 times a year for really special movies
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>>68617405
>4 inches
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>>68617072
that's a picture for the "and this is my sons room - he is quite the movie buff" threads
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>>68621907
lel
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>>68617368
price of admission is based on how much it'll cost to make said disguise versus getting the ticket, in most cities and regions(not New York), its cheaper to pay ticket.
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>>68617008

one and done
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> 2016 Anno Domini
> sitting in a theater with random peasants
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Why was there a devil in STAR WARS?
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Might be sort of difficult since i'm already that size without having a person inside my jacket.
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>>68623361
Because a galaxy far far away is actually hell.
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>>68617072

I think you've entered the wrong board, friend.
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I boycotted theaters without reserved seating all me life and will never stop
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>>68616987
That's pretty gay.
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>>68623267

it's cool that you can enjoy your movies on a shitty 40" screen, good for you
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>>68617021
Where the Hell is this a thing? That's retarded
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>>68624427

I think he is on the right board.
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>>68625334
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>>68625334

what's the deal with that garbage can, does he shit in it?
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>>68617072
there's no such thing as dignity
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>>68625334
>>68625379
what the fuck is up with that fucking can holy shit
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>>68625496
>>68625382

If I recall correctly, it was both for puking and shitting. Why would a man puke and shit so often that he needs to use the trashcan?, Probably has to do with all those liters of coke zero.
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>>68625334
>>68625379

Holy shit just get a new fucking bin, christ
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>>68625334
>garbage can toilet

pls no
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>>68621907
>breaking down boxes
>box cutter is duller than a butterknife
>tape gets caught on your hand
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>>68617115
Um, how about next to wherever you sit?
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>>68616987
I did this trying to sneak my wife's son into an R rated movie once and his dick went up my ass.
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>>68625334
>>68625379

>eh looks not that bad
>scroll down a bit until you see the bin and floor
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>>68625379
why would you rep /tv/ with a room like that? do you want us to be looked at as autistic memelords (the latter which we are)
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>>68625628
Another question is why can't he fucking aim.

fucking christ at least remove the cover.

Oh for fuck sake listen to me, I'm making advises for puking and shitting in a box.

Fuck you /tv/
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>>68625662
I bet you just pause the movie like a pleb when you need to use the toilet. Completely ruins the flow of the kino. At least get some piss bottles ffs.
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>>68625628
disgusting. is it the gj Levitt guy? at least my binge drinking dad tried to shit in the toilet
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>>68626121
I just take my phone in the bathroom with me
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>>68621255
who the fuck tests out seats in the theater and then gets up and moves around looking for the best one? that's the stupidest shit I've ever heard
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>>68617938
>aren't they alarmed?
Nah. Doors don't give a shit what you do
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>>68625473
how does that even work?
how can you type on that keyboard?
do you hover over it?
how does that mouse even work on so much dust?
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>>68617008
>dignity
Where do you think you are?
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>>68616987
Balls are clearly touching. Gay af.
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>>68625628
It was some janitor on /tv/ and she had some weird problem where she constantly had to cough up bile. she was also autistic as fuck.
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>>68626093
>Oh for fuck sake listen to me, I'm making advises for puking and shitting in a box.
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>>68625473
Wait...Wait... there are no caps on those fucking piss bottles.
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>>68617072
In one of those boxes resides his liver.
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>>68617072
dat fucking lamp
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>>68627288

That makes it easier to piss in them idiot
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>>68627373
I'd hate to see an earthquake hit that dude's house.
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>>68627459
I'd like to see a fire start in his house with him in it
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>>68617108
Why are you so dumb friend?
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>>68627481
Is piss combustible?
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>>68627539
No, but all that garbage is. That whole room would be up in flames in 30 seconds
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>tfw in my country cinema is called kino
>it only cost 3 bucks
>still not many people go after the premier week so you can literally be comfy as fuck
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>>68627079

>she had some weird problem where she constantly had to cough up bile

Joe?
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>>68625473
>>68617072
It keeps amazing me how computer manage to keep operating properly in these environments
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>>68624427
I'd kill for a tv with proper aspect ratio
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I see every movie for free anyway. I just stand perfectly still in the theater waxwork gallery after the movie until something else I want to see is about to start.
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>>68625473
that picture is set up, noone could live in that shit.
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If I'm a manlet 5'6 could I actually do this
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>>68626807
That's not always true, don't try this at home.

T. A fire inspector
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Working as a dude in South Korea.

The ticket price is comparable to America, but the concessions and the theaters are a lot nicer. A popcorn set probably cost around $10. The theaters themselves are very comfortable and clean. They don't really care if you bring outside food. The seats are very comfortable and the staff is very polite.

Also, I don't know if it's this way in all theaters here, but you exit out the front of the theater. Which not only allows for extra viewing space for the front row, but also saves space and is convenient, as the theatre is very vertical.
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>>68627685

here you go senpai, and it only costs a meager 100k

http://www.lg.com/us/tvs/lg-105UC9-led-tv
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>>68617021

>America
>Not even allowed to visit the cinema alone
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>>68625473
things get outta hand so fast
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epic 9gag maymays getting over 100 replies
cool thread guys, i hope you're all enjoying wasting your time on earth in such a profoundly idiotic manner
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>>68626384
Congrats on your non-autism.
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>>68627616
Truly a marvel of modern electronics.
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>>68617072
W E W
E
W
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You're not staying up with a 85kg man on your front
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>>68625379

>18th month

Full retard
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>>68617108
Every cinema in my area has reserved seating. I don't get where you're getting this "America doesn't have reserve seating" thing
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>>68622178
go fuck yoursen you lying git

odeon, the biggest rip-off merchant of them all only charges a fiver
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>>68617072
>hardwood floor

What a waste
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>>68617108
>being this obsessed with America

wew
e
w
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>>68629817
Oh nice I was there for that thread

RIP
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>>68622178

Where the fuck do you live? It costs me £6 to go to the cinema and I usually go on 2-for-1 Wednesdays.

Shit, even if I went to some expensive cinema it would be like £14 tops on a weekend. I could still afford to go more than twice a year. Get a job you fucking scrub.
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>>68625688
i literally do that for work and tape getting stuck to my hand never stops driving me crazy.
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>>68617008
draw dignity
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>>68617108
They charge extra for the bullets you get sprayed with at the intermission.
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>>68631299
just drew this
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>>68627135
who is this whore? and does she do porn?
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>>68616987
>do this
>get a boner
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>>68631360
neat
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>>68625379

Hey new chair, nice!
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>>68625473
>tens of uncapped piss bottles
Idgaf about the mess but that fucking rustled my jimmies. Does that person not possess the sense of smell?
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>>68628995
Every cinema shooting ever has been perpetrated by someone who went there alone. It's not that strange that normal people going there with girlfriend and friends start getting anxious when they see a lone loser sitting next to them, plus single people tend to be fat and smelly. The cinema would lose more money if couples and groups of friends who see movies every friday stopped coming than if they deny entrance to the odd loners even if the majority of them probably aren't there to shoot up the place.
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>>68617108
A ticket is 14 euro at least where I live.
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>>68616987
Only in America. No one in other countries will ever believe someone can be this fat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1RgdMLbx3M

This would be better
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>>68616987
Unless you're in some nigger area they're rarely checking tickets and you can just walk in.
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>>68617108
>when everywhere else in the world you get charged an equivalent of $4?

It's like $14 in Australia and that's not including capeshit tier movies
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>>68625334
>marmite
Are all Australians this fucking uncouth?
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>>68617037

Then why not buy two then one guy takes both stubs out and give one to guy #3? We did that all the time. Or buy tickets for the showtime after the one you're seeing and returning the stubs to see the movie for free?
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>>68629817
Is it bad that I remember this thread clear as day? The pic is also missing a picture of the guys semen growing fungi
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>>68629817
Holy shit this is worse than I imagine heroin dens are. Weirdly inspiring in a way. Makes me want to fight my depression and make something of myself not to become THAT.
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>>68629817
whenever there is a bar set on the internet some fucking psychopath raises like its a 3 pound weight
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>>68625473
>Halo Reach statue covered in ash
literal real life pottery
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>>68632867
Holy fuck you must be the world champion of the universe of those hidden objects facebook games
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>>68616987
No because I go to a theater where the seats (leather recliners) are assigned.
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>>68632014
Maybe they should check for guns instead of friends.

>murica
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>>68632634

Depends on the heroin den and the area you live in, really. Some around here are actually quite comfortable. I know of one that operates out of an old apartment building, and you can rent a room to do your smack for the night. They lock you inside for the evening so you can't really hurt yourself/have others hurt you while you're nodding. Shit's got wi-fi and comfy couches'n shit. Have picked a few friends up from it a few times, and if there was one place i'd chose to get drugs shot into my veins, that'd be the place. Shit, it's even got its own security team(just some big guys wandering the halls making sure nobody's hurting themselves/others.)
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>>68632974
And infringe on their holy 2nd ammendment rights? Yurocuck spotted
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>>68633215
>(just some big guys wandering the halls
>big guys
Heh. But don't places like that only last till you have money? Once all you can afford is another hit then you hang out at places like [the pic we're discussing]. That's just my conjecture, tho, I have no experience in hard drugs.
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>>68621907
>Autism speaks
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>>68617172
>in Europe they're way more expensive
>an extra dollar or two in Norway, one of the most expensive countries in the world
>Less in other parts of europe
Nah.
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>>68616987
Americans are usually way more obese than that. None would be the wiser.
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>>68616987
i dont trust like that
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Just card an emergency exit and walk into another theater.
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>>68617108
It's $14 in normal cinemas (California)
Some high end theaters have reserved seating but they charge $17-$20
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>>68624427
>>68623267
>not using projection for watching film

Please leave.
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>>68625379
I refuse to believe this is real. Two years. Come on.
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>>68634130

Projector is only good because of it's screen size, but real psychical screens will always have better image quality.
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>>68617072
Reminder that these are the kind of people that call you pleb
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>>68625334
>>68625379
What tripfag's den am I looking at here then?
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>>68617021
Is that a real thing in Americas?
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>>68627079
>It was some janitor on /tv/ and she had some weird problem where she constantly had to cough up bile. she was also autistic as fuck
What
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>>68630088
St. John's Newfoundland

Ticket Price: $13

IMAX: $16
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>>68616987
Poke the guy in the butt and see if he squirms
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>>68617021
>tfw can't go to the cinema because no singles policy
>tfw have to watch the telly in black and white because I didn't pay my TV license fee
>tfw can only eat sandwiches because I'd have to go through a background check to buy silverware
>tfw my grocery bills have doubled because everything in the stores is halal
>tfw the policemen took all of my gardening tools during the last weapons sweep

How do we live like this?
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>>68634406
>admitting you are a pleb

Go to raddit and stay there
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>>68631779
No they smoke, that shit destroys any sense of smell
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>>68631779

the same how your own farts aren't really that smelly to you or how homeless people don't notice their own stench
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>>68634517
>>68628995
In more liberal cities where people are worried about sexual assault/stalking of females. Most places you are allowed to go alone as long you aren't on a sex offender registry.
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>>68625379
Do none of you remember the original thread? These are pictures of a fucking girl's room. As I recall she both took her shits and threw up in there as well.
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>>68626384
GET OUT NORMIE SCUM
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>>68616987
Haha lol yeah that could work!

Just give me a second to call up a friend or two
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Why is it not... pay for a ticket, and make a big face-appearance at the ticker-taker, so the person knows you've been torn.

Then go out to the car (say you need to smoke, and even do a little schtick about how it's terrible, but you know... we've all got addictions) then give your ticket to a friend. This friend should play the role of "nobody" really fucking well. He should absolutely NOT play face. Here's the key to all this: Your friend should still go into the movies at least 5 minutes before or after you come back. You've already shown ticket, so your Big Face maneuver will cover you without needing to reshow it. Then your friend walks in, playing nobody as hard as he can, and just holds the ticket up a little, just enough for the taker to see it. Never look up from the ground, friend.

Then you're both in the movie.

This technique only really works if you can really play face and ONLY IF your friend can play nothing. He has to be so non-there that the ticker taker doesn't think about him at all. The premise is, if the taker had torn his ticket, would that person even fucking remember him? What kind of subterfuge could this be? He's literally NOTHING.
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>>68635779
what the fuck??
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>>68635433
What if a woman goes to the cinema alone? Isn't that gender segregation? Holy shit so much cucc. The "cinema shooter" theory made more sense than "muh every man is a rapist".
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>>68629817
what happened in this guys life that lead to this?
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>>68616987
I'd rather make my friend pay like an adult than make a complete fool out of myself.
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>>68617108
Germany is like 15 bucks, your country is probably not real EU
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>>68629817
extreme depression meets extreme laziness meets extreme apathy on today's episode of 4chan
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>>68632105
I don't trust like that
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>>68617021
>no singles policy
>America land of the "free"
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Anyone who doesn't think /tv/ is overrun with cancerous tourists should read this thread.
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>>68638530
>read this thread
That seems a little cruel.
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>>68629817
I wish i could meet a cool person that lived like this, and be friends with them and laugh because of how great it is
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>>68617072
Ghost?
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pls post more gross rooms
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>>68625334
>>68625379
That appalling selection of books is enough to make me want to kill myself. A whole stack of Star Trek tie-in novels? At least keep the shit in the bin.
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>>68617021
So instead of one potential wacko, they'd prefer two potential wacko's for double the mayhem.

Hellooooo nurse.
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>>68617072
Goddam, imagine the smell in there
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>>68638634
You think that, but you didn't think of THE SMELL
Unless you are equally disgusting, in which case, try not to die of food poisoning.
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>>68639849
>thin, attractive, well dressed man is turned away
>two teens in closed black trenchcoats with fedoras, cargo shorts, socks and sandals, and sunglasses get let in instead
good thing they dont discriminate. that attractive man had a pistol and a death wish and wanted to go out fighting
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>>68623267
Watching a film on a television screen will never compare to watching it on a cinema screen.
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>>68617108
>Why is America so dumb?
Because it's America.
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>>68617072

Looks comfy desu
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>>68617072
For some reason the fucking phone makes me laugh every time.
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I asked a girl to go to the movies recently and she said yes, but when I showed her that pic when we got to the theater she wouldn't do it and made me take her home. I don't understand women. They can't appreciate the value of a dollar.
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>>68625252
>>68634130
>>68640003
> muh big screen

Except any supposed advantages of a theatrical movie screen, are lost due to every single other aspect of the viewing experience being better at home.

Theaters only exist because kids are willing to pay $10-15 for a one-time viewing so they can brag on-line about seen some shitty comic book flick on opening day.
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>>68616987
I wouldn't need a second person to pull off that look.
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>>68635779
Wtf are they trying to say exactly? That all men should dress like women, or all women should dress like men?
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>>68633226
private companies are aloud to ban weapons in their buildings. i see signs all the time that say "no firearms" recently i went to a hocky game and you had to go through metal detectors
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>>68635433
>>68634517
No it's not a fucking thing anywhere don't fall for their epic meme
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>>68632974
Second amendment says you get to bring guns, but there's no amendment that says you get to bring friends.
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>>68627288
He's even got caps right there.
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>>68640520
Those aren't American sockets though, dipshit
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>>68641111
They're americans on vacation in europe you stupid cunt
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>>68641111
tHe ǫuJɴts oғ tRutH
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>>68641246
nice damage control faggot
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>>68625334
noooooo
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>>68641246
lol OK champ
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>>68632014
>mfw America went as far as banning going to cinema alone so they dont have to ban guns

What's next?
Will they ban being a virgin?
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>>68641319
kek why does the americuck kid have a tinfoil hat? are americucks really that fucking paranoid they force their kids to wear tinfoil??? kekek
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>>68641557
If that means I get a mandatory concubine then that might be pretty rad.

If it's just some public-access government cum-dumpster though, then that would kind of suck.
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>>68632974
>>68632014
>>68628995
A literal "Uh, you don't get to bring friends" scenario
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Why is it so hard for people to clean their homes?

I'm quite lazy myself but I cannot bare to be in my apartment if it's dirty, how to these pepole live?
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>>68642252
it's just harmless dirt you disgusting clean freak
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>>68642252
You need some serious help in the lighting department.
What the fuck is that even?
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>>68642388
I prefer mood lighting why does it need to be so bright unless I'm reading or writing?
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>>68642623
Because you only get one lifetime of light before an eternity in darkness.
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>>68642023
>trained and commissioned government sluts knock on your door
>we've been monitoring you anon, and you still haven't had sex yet have you?
>I...I...umm, well I...
>it's worse than thought. *starts unbuttoning blouse* go take a shower anon, we'll be waiting on your bed.
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>>68620471
Jesus Christ, You are so fucking stupid that you can't even look at a number on a seat.

Fucking retard American.
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>>68625334
>>68625379
this is a female's room
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>>68628995
>Not allowed to teach science in schools.

>>68632014
The Bible doesn't mention being single as a sin.
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>>68616987
Is it weird that the first thing I thought was what if one of them gets a boner?
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>>68638830
>it's a newfags dont have classic /tv/ content thread
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>>68623267
>overpriced consumer audio
>shit TV and furniture
>horrible acoustics
>tasteless photo of a bridge

I think that I'd rather watch something on a laptop with a pair of decent headphones
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>>68629817
jesus fuck i feel physically ill just looking at that
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>>68645409
People like that need to be put down.
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>>68641557
It's not "banned" per-se, but being a virgin is grounds for disqualification from joining the military or the police. A lot of jobs do "social background checks" that involve you making your facebook page public temporarily so they can look at your posts and see if you have enough friends and stuff.
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>>68645409
must be a Paki toilet or something
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>>68644511
>>68625379
Jesus fuck
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>>68617072
jokes on you
he's loaded with gold
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>>68632171
We don't eat Marmite that shit is feral, Vegemite is the way to go.
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>>68617108
Less than $5 in Indonesia.
Feels good.
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>>68641111
>>68641268
new fish, old bait
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