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mwhaahaa the french champagne as always been celebreated fpor its excellence., there is a caöofprnmoa cjhampagne by pail masson, inspoiured by tat same french excellence., its fermented in the bottle, and like the best frech chamoagnem its vintage dated, so paul masson
>>68613557
Op id d gdhhky
ppmotbrbrjou
op id d gumy
She doesnt do anything? Orson please, Action!Swear to god i did it with my eyes closed.
Imagine bein osron having to be like all, og paul maso you so fucking fine with you disgusting fermented shit water ,,,
Jesus vhirst I fuckng lobr locks, give me vocks
Look at theiir gace, you just know , you just know,they fucked. Orson Welld is known to be THE HYBGEST GUY Ion the businnness, his gargantuen thickness has been compared to a vottle of Paul Mason. ubsoured by that french exclellence, she must still masturbate to the memortyy of it,.
If you can't touch type you need to kill yourself.
haha faorf!
Is that a botle of Paul Mason, jesus chirst really¡
mwaaah the grench champagne has always been cwelwbarated for its ecvellence. tjere os a calö.ifpornioa chja,pahme ny üaiö. massupm
lol
Mwaaggagag tge frenc chamoage by paul mason, its a californian champagne inspired by that granench excellence, each bottle is pfermented until it reaches perfection.Oaul mason,mwe seel no wnine before its time.
>>68613778
I lost it there
>>68613557
MWAAAAHhhaha...the...french champsaign...
By Paul Masson...
mah
MWAHAAAAAH
THE WRENCH
>>68613557
wknwagaaaaa tge frebcg cganoagbe gas akwats veeb cekevrated fir ut;s excekkebce,
Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.
>>68614404
BASED
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>>68614404
What is this brave new meme?
MMMWAHAAAAA theFRIENDS and BANE hasalwaysbeen CELEbrated foritsBIGness, thereis an USBEKistani flightplaaaaann? by Bill Wilsón.... Inspired. by that same masked mercenaRY. Itscalledinfromtheplaneandlike the best flightplans it lists ME, MY MEN, DOCT-
>>68613557
Maaaa8dddd the Frehcg cgampain has alwats veej clekvrated for irs excekence, there is a Calidornia champainc vy Pail Masson,inspired by that same ecvelemce, it's ferkejted 9j the vottle, and loke the vest cgampaifns, it's vintage dated.
mwaaah the french champagne has always been known for it's excellence, there is a certain champagne by paul masson inspired bt that same fench excellence, it's fermented in a bottlew, and like the best champagne it's vinbtage dated, so paul masson
>2016
>having to look when you type
Hi, grandpa
>>68614519
uh sir?
sorry CUT
>>68614404
mwahaha nthe frenehc champaign is mostluw asaghasjns
>>68613557
>vintage dated
What does that even mean?
hateful eight was a stupid movie. i felt that all the people in it did ok but the movie itself particularly the script were just bad. i can't, i liked the movie up until samuel l jackson got shot in the nuts by channing tatum.
>>68614693
Bane?
>>68614519
a lot of excellence for a california champagne
Maahaaa the french champagne has always been celebrated for its exxcellence. There is a CALIFORNIA SHEMPEEEHN... by... POGL MASSON.... insporedd... by that same french excellence. It's fermented in the bottle and LIKE THE... BEST... FRENCH SHEMPEGHN... Iit's vintage DATED... so pohhl masson...
>>68614604
>Muaaaahhh at least you're vintage dated
>tell me about paul masson why does he misrepresent his product
>perhaps he's wondering why you would label sparkling wine a champagne when it's not from the region in france
>tell me about paul masson, the sham-pain man
>you're a big guy
>Citizen Kane is no longer recognized as the greatest film ever made, in 2012 the directors honoured Ozu's Tokyo Story, and the critics chose Hitchcock's Vertigo.
>>68613557
Real threadfs just have people mashying their faces against the keyboard
>>68614731
or perhaps he's wondering why someone would vintage date a wine before fermenting it in a bottle
mwahaaa the french champagne has always been award for it's exelecnce it is a californian champagne mde by paul maison. with the same french exelencee it is fermanetad in a bottle and it s the best champagne in vintadge dated so paul masson
>>68614686
It indicates when all the grapes used in the wine are picked.
Is MWHAAA-posting going to be a thing now because i can totally get behind that
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attacks on fire ships off the shoulder of orion/
I watched c beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like...tears in rain./
Time to die.
>>68613557
>In regards to WWI
MuAHahHAHAHAah the trench!
>smelling a woman's musky vagina
MuAHahHAHAHAha the stench!
>when your life goal is to be a judge
MuAHahHAHAHAha the bench!
>when you're dying of thirst in the desert
MuAHahHAHAHAha the quench!
>when you're harassing the female server
MuAHahHAHAHAha the wench!
>when you transition into a feeble, old British woman
MuAHahHAHAHAha the Dench!
>>68614939
where the fuck have you been, orsonposting has been going strong for weeks now
don't talk to me or masson ever again
mwhhhhhh the frencgh champaigne has always been piured for its excellence, inspired by that same french excekkence, its fermented in the bottle and like the best french chanpaigne its vintage dated so paul masson
>>68615080
Thanks,imgur.
>>68613557
mwaaaha the french champagne has always been clebrated for its excellence. There is a californian champagne by paul masson, indpotrf by that same french excellence. Iys fermented in the bottle and vintage dated
You're a big guys
For you
Nygagagag ge frebcg cgabpaubg gas akwats veeb cekevetade fir uit[s exelkence . The re sus a california chanpagnen by paul mason tins[pired by that same french exelence. its fifermented in the bottsles and like the best frience champ[angne its viuntage dated.
AND IS VINTASH DATET
>>68613557
Negates the French champagne had always ! celebrated for it's excellence there ya achiever Shane [email protected] oak Bob it's degrees uh the circle Anna like the vest fetch characters ours vintage dated so oak batonPhoneposting
>>68618124
you phoned it in, just like orson
it's like pottery
magaaaa tge3 frebcg,,, cganoagnegasakwaysbeencekebrated for its exccellence,,, tgere us a caluigoirbua chamoagnbe by izr ny sib
>>68618855
Izr Ny Sib will sell no wine before it's time
this thread is hilarious
mwahahaha the French champagne is noted for it's excellecnee. There is a California champagne called Pau Masson
MUUUUUAAAHH the trench campaign has always been condemned for its stalemate.... There is a plan to attack Gallipoli by lord Winston
mwhahah the french champagne is noted for it's excellence, it is a california chamahne caled paul masson
Mahaaa the french chapmagne has always been celebrated for its excellence it is a california champange by paul masson inspired by theat same french eggeelence
Just type anuthing>
mwahaaa the french champagbne has always been celebrated for its excellence it;s fermented in the bottle and like the bestr french champagne it;s vintage dated, wo pqil mqwwon
MWUAAAH the chinese meals have always been celebrated for its succulence
you can ask me to type with my eyes closed, but I assure you there will be no difference in accuracy. Whatever it is that you ask me to type, I will do so in a pristine manner.
Maybe there was no challen ge involved and OP simply wanted to see us do this for his own sick twisted pleasure. Either way I think I have typed accurately up until this point, and I will now open my eyesOP BTFO EXCEPT FOR ONE SPACING ISSUE
Muahhaa the frech chamoageb has alwars been rated fot its ecvellenec....there is a caluforia chamoahne by opaul massin inspited bt he same ffech eccellence its femrneted in a botlle and like the vest french campagen its cubgate gated so paul maaibin
aaaaAAAAAAAAAH thwe fremcj....champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence...there os a californian champagne made by paul masson.. inspired, by the same fraench excellence,,, it is fermented in the bottle and like the best champagnes, it is vintage dated.. so paul masson....
>>68618124
>so oak baton
Why is this so fucking funny
>>68613557
mwaaAAAaa, etchubatsu
>>68619269
kek
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ITT: Type with you eyes closed
mwhaahaa the french champagne as always been celebreated fpor its excellence., there is a caöofprnmoa cjhampagne by pail masson, inspoiured by tat same french excellence., its fermented in the bottle, and like the best frech chamoagnem its vintage dated, so paul masson
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Anonymous 04/23/16(Sat)11:23:43 No.68613646▶
>>68613557 (OP)
Op id d gdhhky
ppmotbrbrjou
op id d gumy
Done with my eyes closed.
MAHAAAAAAH MY FRIEND diedinacaraccident fouryearsgo. there is an iceLANdic skatepark, inSPIRED, bythatsamescumbag whocrashedhiscar, so Don Vitó
>>68613557
mah the french champgne has aswass been celebrated for its excelelnce there is a calfiornia champaigne by paul masson isnpired by that same french excellence it's fermented in the bottle and like the french champagne it ventage dated so paul masson
Op is a faffit
>>68614497
Save it my friend. It's all yours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s
mwaah the french champagne has always beem celebrated for it's xcellence , there is a california champahne by paul mason. with the same frrench excellence it is fermented in the bottle, and it's best champagne in vintage dated so paul mason
mwaafaa rhe gtrnch chas,psjn hsd s;waus neem velebrsyeg for itd echellence. tjete od s cslofornis chs,psjnfg by paul masson ixnspaed by thsy sa,e ecxellence, its fer,emted in the vottle, snd ;iker the besy french champagne ir;s vintage fayed, do paul masson
This thread's concept is goofy and all around silly, but so is the concept of lige, so that's ok. I kind of want to die, but thats a personal issue. I like acific Rimm. Maybe I'll watch it tonight with some pizza and Dr. Pepper.
Mwahaaa the frencu sgKdoJhe ir sinodejnesbsesdnfoenirh" ecellem s, j pIl ksson
>>68619699
He would have been a GOAT Gandalf. Everything he says is like an incantation
maaaahahaaa the frenssshhhampagne
vintage dated. so paul masson
>>68619872
maaaahahaaaa the halflingspipeweed
eastfarthing. so barliman butterbur
>>68613557
o, going ot fickoign kill ,yself t[lele
MMUUUUAAHHHAAAAA THE FRENCH CHAMPAGNE HAS WALWAYS BEEN CELENRATED FOR ITS EXCELLENCE THERE IS A CALIFORNIA CHAMPAGNE NB MPAIUL MASSON, INSPIRED NU TJAY SAME FRENCH EXCELLENCE AND LIKE THE BES CHAMPAGNE OTS FERMENTED ON T HE BOTTLE SO PAIL MASSPNN
>tfw she dozen doonething
>>68619982
pussy
>>68613557
MWahhh yhr drench cgamlahnr has awluuys bwwn orisef fot irs exxwllencw
>>68619629
I laughed harder than I should.
>>68619629
MAHAAAH sides
Mwahaa the french chamoagne has always been celebrated for its excellence, there is a california cha,pahne nnu paul masson inspired by that same french excellence it's dwermented in yhe bottle and like the best french champagne it's vinyage dayed s paul asson
>>68613557
mwaaah the french nggers have always been sorry i dont know this by heart theyre known for their excellence in something there is a california something by paul massaunt known for the same blah blah happy now?
>>68621219
CUT
a rich full bodied wine senseible priced at a dollar a jug, now for a little bit of magic i will make that jug dissapear!
