Thomasin did nothing wrong.
It was self defense.
Not gonna get any arguments from me. I was rooting for her from the start.
>>68609062
I think the ending would have been perfect ifShe simply walked up and joined the other witches. None of that floating shit.Literally the only bad part about the film.
>>68609062
HOW DO I GET A WITCH GIRLFIREND/?
her sin was being hot as fuck
>>68609818
Why are her eyes so fucking far apart?
Down syndrome?
>ywn be her younger brother
>swn jerk you off out of curiosity for a hard cock and make you cum and have fun with the sperm and use for Black magic
>>68609793
>I don't want supernatural shit on my supernatural movie
>>68610092
;_;
>>68609888
Ayy lmao
>>68610116
It didn't fit well with the rest of the supernatural elements of the film.
In comparison, it just seemed absurd.
>>68609793
That was the best part, retard.
>>68610282
Thank God you don't direct films, then.
How the fuck is she white? I mean she is half argentinian
>>68610342
Argentina is white
>>68610271
>THE WITCHES DIDN'T FIT IN WITH THE WITCH STUFF
Go fucking kill yourself.
>>68610405
>regurgitating an apple
k
>milking blood
k
>a circle of witches float up high into the sky
nope
>>68610471
>k
>nope
Slit your wrists little kid.
>>68610547
I'm sorry you have shit ideas about how the ending of a film should be written.
You're objectively wrong, here.
>>68610604
>showing witches in a witch film is bad
k
>>68610652
Jesus Christ, you're an idiot.
It has nothing to do with witches being in the film. They were in the film since the very beginning. That's fine. The scene where they float up into the fucking night sky, however, is a drastic departure from what we previously saw. All of the other supernatural stuff that happened has a feeling of realism to them. Having them fly into the sky was cartoonish in comparison to the rest of the film. If you don't understand that, then you're an imbecile. I liked the movie, I really did. And that ending doesn't ruin it for me, I'm just saying that it was glaring and could have been executed better.
What does the title card say? "A New England Folktale". It's not meant to be ambiguous or complicated. Think of it like you're being told a story at bedtime or in a classroom. The movie has a very straightforward lesson.
What's the first scene in the movie? William think he's better and more pious than the village counsel, and says he's happy to be banished. This leads directly to his baby being kidnapped. He ignores this and ignores that his wife is beside herself with misery because of his actions.
The movie is mostly a catalogue of his lies and hypocrisy and how his poor example spreads to the rest of the family. He lies constantly, about the cup, about hunting, and encourages also his son to lie, even as he tells him to memorize how his soul is riven with sin. Even his baby is filled with sin, in his mind, yet the sin we witness is his constant hypocrisy.
Things spiral out of control. The children accuse each other, but only because they've learned how to lie for their own safety when convenient, and out of a sense of real danger that their parents will harm them if they're found to be consorting with the devil. They're right to turn on each other! It's only natural in a house as mad as this.
The father dies, killed by Black Phillip. Why does he accept his death? "Corruption, thou art my father".
And so Thomasine, left with nothing, turns to the only source of authority and shelter left to her: the evil present in the house. But they had every chance to turn away from evil, to scorn hypocrisy. They didn't.
So what's the moral of the story? False piety is no substitute for moral substance. Very straightforward, very unambiguous.
>>68610783
>transformation is ok
>invisibility or super speed is ok
>controlling animals is ok
>teleportation is ok
>hinting towards flying is ok
>but DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE SHOWING FLYING DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
Yeah bro, I think it's you who's the imbecile here.
>>68610840
>transformation
Implied but not explicitly shown.
>invisibility or super speed
Implied but not explicitly shown.
>Controlling animals is ok
A goat rammed a man. While the supernatural implications are certainly there from the context of the story, it is still realistic as I mentioned earlier.
>teleportation is ok
Again, not explicitly shown.
>DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE SHOWING FLYING DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
Yeah, because it seemed out of place.
>>68610958
Flying doesn't belong in a fairy tail?
Are you aware of what genera is?
>>68610990
I highly doubt this film is classified in the "fairy tale" genre.
It's a psychological horror film, plain and simple. And most of the time those films don't have flying, no.
Why didn't she have hairy pits?
>>68611024
It's based on old stories of witchcraft and possession.
It consider these things as real in the movies world. Do you think a baby could just disappear? Do you think a young boy could just turn up seemingly possessed in the real world?
What about the barn? It was obviously ripped to shreds by a supernatural force. it doesn't show you this because it builds tension. Something that a lot of horror movies use you know.
The ending is plain and simple. it tells you that yes, these things were literal.
if you don't chose to believe in witches in the real world then so be it. A movie isn't the real world though. Sorry to break it to you bud.
>>68611071
too young.
>>68609888
you can tell she's a MASTER OF MAGIC by her spooky aesthetic
>>68609062
her name sounds like a drugfor my dick
also what's up with her catching her brother looking at her tits and not even sucking his dick? did porn give me a wrong picture of family relationships?
>>68611330
no it was unusual that she didn't at least jerk him off
![the-witch-goat_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/43q8iRb.jpg "the-witch-goat_0[1].jpg")
Best character here.
>>68611421
>yo Lucifer, what you been up to?
>nothing much
>chilling at a farm
>fucking up that one family and turning the daughter bitch into a witch
>nice
>yeah
>>68611538
Why do people think it's "THE" Devil, not "a" devil?
>>68611773
Because there's only one biblical devil ya thick cunt
>>68609888
>>68611841
Demons are commonly referred to as "devils" in the Bible.
which part spooked you proper lads?
this one russled me a bit
>>68613328
Baby disappearance
this movie was shit you fucking plebs
>>68611421
BASED PHILLIP
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>>68613795
not only is it undeniably kinò but also works as pleb filter. Best film of 2016 by far.
gay ass movie
boring
predictable
unoriginal
zzzzzzzzzzz
i mean come on its 2016
surely we can do better than that
maybe come up with something actually scary in a horror movie huh?
>>68613328
Kid lost in the forest.
>>68609062
The Witch was the best movie I've seen in a long time. More like it?
>>68613328
yeah this bit was the most unsettling. That or the fucking witch being in the shed with the kids
Why are her eyes so far apart? Pure ayyy lmao
>>68609888
source?
>>68613328
Nothing. This movie was well crafted and had an interesting atmosphere, but it wasn't a particularly horrifying film, desu.
inb4 muh jump scares. It wasn't scary and you know it.
>>68610783
Thank you for reminding me that there's always someone more autistic than me anon :)
>>68613995
not enough jump scares for you, anon? Don't worry, that new Conjuring film looks scary.
>>68609062
The only person I was really rooting for in the movie was Caleb. When he died it was all downhill for the rest of the movie. All the characters seemed like shitty people, and I gave no fucks any of them.
>>68610783
The ending looked like an SNL sketch, anon. That's pretty well accepted by everyone who saw it. The people arguing with you are literally autists who cannot handle the smallest amount of criticism with regard to a thing they like. If they like the movie it must be flawless, Any suggestion otherwise triggers a meltdown.
>>68614294
It did spook me a lot but that's because I usually avoid horror/thriller movies. But I can understand that for someone who watches a lot of them it isn't very skurr
>>68611421
Based Phillip
>>68610815
Thank you, based anon for getting this movie.Tbh, only few folks actually did, the movie is not about witches, there were no witches, nothing supernatural, only flawed humanity from beginning to the end.
post yfw you realize this is Black Phillip's voice actor
shit movie 2/10
>>68614564
but "flying looks stupid" is a great argument, aye?
I felt like it fit very well since all of the other stuff was witches doing the devils bidding but here you saw the devil granting them something in return. letting them fly in the air.
>>68614894
Looks like Satan desu.
>>68614894
He did sound like a faggot.
>>68615009
>not wanting to live deliciously
>>68614894
is it him?
>>68614871
>there were no witches
Sure there were, you cunt. That does not contradict the post you replied to, at all.
>>68615093
Why is Black Phillip picking his nose?
>>68615332
holy shit i never saw his face in that scene. i guess it's him
>>68615093
should be a hoof tbhonest
