JUST
So he's going to team up with Kevin Hart in it.
Well shit. Blind Items was right.
>>68589044
That sounds awesome as fuck. Too bad /tv/ is all faggy and anti-testosterone now so nobody here will like it.
I'd rather him do Conan. The intelligent book conan not Arnold's retarded brute conan
>>68589044
Why is this JUST?
Jumanji is goat.
>>68589248
Because a modern remake, with or without that lunkhead sounds like a disaster. Robin did it, leave it alone.
>>68589357
This movie could benefit from some technology.
flubber remake when?
God no
>>68589044
Lol wtf how's this gonna work?
>>68589044
is it a sequel, prequel or a reboot?
WHY
I hope the Rock beats the shit out of animals in this movie
Only reason I'll watch it
it must be better than the one with dunst and williams right? only the best young actor and best comedy actor respectively of my generation, together. i always thought it lacked a pro mime artist and a diversity program minstrel show.
kill me
george of the jungle remake when?
>>68589866
every night at 6 in brendan's garage
>>68589866
Don't even joke.
Brenden would kill himself if he had to watch another one of his movies get remade without him.
What year is it?
In this thread you must wait, 'til you roll a 5 or 8.
>>68590367
fug
>>68589652
Flubber was kino
>>68590948
godspeed
>>68590367
please let me out of here`
>>68589044
I don't think you know what JUST means. Not even the diluted auto meme versions.
>edging
What did he mean by this?
>>68589044
Jumanji is a concept that has huge potential.
It won't live up to it though because of the typical visionless writers.
>>68591166
It's when you are about to reach a climax but you slow it down before you egress your load.
>>68589394
Ok, this changed my mind on not wanting the movie to exist.
>>68590367
>>68589044
based Rock he is probably the most successful gay actor alive
>>68589044
>me on the left
>>68590367
Rolling for freedom
>>68589119
I'd rather see him star as the Terminator in a James Cameron film.
That way the Rock stops this reboot shite and Cameron stops his Avatar shite
>>68590367
later fags
>>68589044
>how do you want my remake senpai?
>>68590075
This.
Altho i cant help how excited i am for cruise's the mummy.
Still the cruise remake is set in the new universal monster universe not even in egypt so technically not a remake of the brendan movie.
Still wishes they invited brendan for a cameo or why doesnt cameron invite him to star as a cameo in the new avatar series?
ANY DIRECTOR hire brendan please he deserves to star in a blockbuster again!
I can't get mad at The Rock or anything he does, even Central Intelligence looks like is gonna be carried by his charm.
Bring it.
>>68589044
Would have been nice if he had said something like: "God rest Williams' soul and I hope to honour the original by not replacing it entierely".
>>68592108
He has an amazing charismatic performance senpai
>>68589822
Have you ever thought about what it would be like to go back in time and see gladiators fighting lions with nets and tridents and murdering each other in a colluseum and shit? If I had a time machine I'd kind of want to check that out just to see how crazy it was.
>>68589357
Are you just pretending the first Jumanji is a classic?
reminder that this happened
>>68592766
No, my biggest concern is that modern preteen and teen actors are fucking atrocious. It's going to have great CGI and the Rock is going to be playing what he always plays: the Rock. I see this turning out to be really lame.
>>68589652
flubber IS a remake
>>68590367
remember; you're here forever.
>>68592830
Jumanji IN SPACE with a hot as fuck Kstew, the problem was it lacked a charismatic adult lead like Robin and The Rock fills that role
>>68592830
>requiem for a dream theme starts playing in the trailer
>people called it the two towers song
Jesus Christ
>>68590367
why would you do this to us
>>68592830
it was alright. the older brother was a complete shithead tho
>>68590367
5 or 8, then I'm free. How about you try for a 3?
>>68590367
rolling
>>68593003
people here think it's the X-factor theme
He'll be taking the Kirsten Dunst role, yes?
>>68589044
>premise where you can make all the direct or indirect sequels/prequels
>go straight for a remake
what is even the point?
>>68590367
Rollin.
>>68590222
2 0 1 6
0
1
6
>>68589394
>BlackLivesMatterRiots.mp3
>The Rock is super charismatic and likeable
>he should be the guy in Hollywood
>tfw he isn't because a lot of his movies are straight to DVD trash that somehow get a cinematic release
>>68590367
45gtr
>>68589044
Holy shit I remember the first time I watched Jumanji. It was in a private Spanish (Andalucia) school in like 1st grade in Religion class of all things. Weird
>>68590367
See you later boys
when will he take the role of a terminator?
>>68589074
first thing i thought too
>>68598037
de donde eres?
>>68592830
this was C O M F Y
>>68590367
7 and I trap you here forever.
So it's the non-white global audience version of Jumanji that nobody asked for - thanks Rocky
>>68600666
Nice try satan, but I'm from the US of A. Father was stationed at Rota
>>68590367
Wew lad.
>>68590367
I have been in here for 26 years.
>not directed by Jon Favreau
smfh tbqh famu
>>68590367
Get me out of here!
>>68601359
Pls :_:
>>68590367
drake posters btfo
>>68590367
>68590367
take 2>>68603361
>>68589044
Wow, didn't the Rock also cuck him out of the Mummy franchise? I guess we know who the bull is.
>>68590367
fuck off cunt
>>68601438
lucky bastard
GET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE
>its a The Rock desperately tries to get his own iconic franchise on the level of any of Schwarzaneggar's films
pathetic desu
>for some reason everyone thinks Brando was in jumanji and not Robby Willy, who got Hung being SIlly.
>>68590367
how bout both
>>68589044
Dwayne "The Rock" Lobster
>>68589044
Getting real tired of Dwayne and his shitty movies
>>68589248
kek @ gif
>>68590367
time to activate my script
>>68590367
I don`t want to stay here with Brendan forever
>>68592830
that baby sitter
>>68590367
pls
>>68590367
I WANT TO GET OFF
>>68607399
Well, ill take this dubs
Be honest. Original jumanji
If it weren't for the eyesore CGI this movie could be almost considered timeless quality.
Even with the bad CGI there were a lot of practical effects, and good ones.
Plus the Englishman playing the great white hunter was fantastic.
>>68590367
No more banana peels
>>68590367
Aw shit.
>rolls
>>68590367
Shit. Let's do this again.
>>68608200
Who would play him in the remake?
>>68590367Rollllll
>>68608325
Lucky you
>>68608270
reroll
>>68608332
Well
The same actor?
He's still alive
>>68589394
laughable cgi or not that scene was great.
>>68590367
FUCK
>>68590367
Well fuck.
>>68590367
Oh god help me
>>68590367
COME ON BABY
>>68590367
UNJUST
>>68590367
Rolling, you clever bastard
>>68590367
Fuck off
>>68590367
Let me out!
>>68590367
FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
ty based rock
>>68590367
im outta here boys, have fun
>>68589044
Fuck Yeah, The Rock is awesome
>>68600666
hi el diablo
>>68590367
dick
>>68590367
ruh roh
>>68590367
I'm going anyway fuck this game and fuck you!
>>68590367
Might as well
>>68589116
implying it has any chance of hitting the emotional center that the Robin William's version had
It'll be action-comedy money grab rather than an actual quality movie
>the rock
>jumanji
oh fuck off
>>68609551
Never saw this before. Guess it was because she's an ugly cow.
>>68609748
You got some fucking attitude mate.
>>68590367
still here
>>68590367
jk;dsf
>>68609799
Checked and I just don't like fuck ugly women. Look at that manly nose, those horrible brows, those teeth. She's a butterface.
>>68589044
BRING BACK WILLIAMS
>>68590367
come on
free me
>>68590367
ok.
>>68610278
wew
>>68589394
Old movies look old. I wish people would stop shitting on the CGI.
Old video games look old too.
One day old cgi will be seen the same way stop-motion is seen today. A loving effort.
>>68589044
they already remade it tho, it was called something or other with a frozen KStew
>>68610517
Zathura >>68592830
That wasn't really a remake though
>>68590367
Hey
>>68610424
>One day old cgi will be seen the same way stop-motion is seen today. A loving effort.
Stop motion still looks better than any shitty CG flick
>>68590367
rollin
Why didn't The Rock do R rated action movies? He had potential.
>>68590367
IM GETTING OUT NOW
>>68590367
rollin
>>68609311
By the power of my dubs I shall be free!
Delete this thread plz. Everybody is just rolling now.
>>68610424
>One day old cgi will be seen the same way stop-motion is seen today. A loving effort.
I think there's no future besides CGI, I bet CG from 2020s will look photorealistic to the point where movies will never look old because for the next X-years ther ejust won't be any step up in terms of quality
sure it will get cheaper and easier to use and directors will probably see better and better real time preview as they film their motion capture and stuff but CGI that's coming will never get old like some puppets or say planet of apes prosthetic did
>>68589044
Hmm, which is worse, the unnecessary remake or the unnecessary sequel?
We got Dwayne with this and Batista in Blade Runner 2.
>>68612739
They see me rollin. They hatin
>>68590367
Fuck
>>68615995
Good job
>>68590367
bye
>>68590367
Rollin'
>>68616664
God damn it. Oh and Hart sucks
>>68590367
why?
>>68590367
ok get
>>68590367
sure
>>68590367
yeah no fuck this
>>68616818
This fucking guy
>>68589074
>Blind Items
what is that
>>68590367
Roll
>>68589044
I hope Kevin Hart gets stuck in the game. I like him but also I don't. It's a very weird thing. I have a co-worker who reminds me a lot of him, pretty cool dude.
>>68617186
He's a less funny Martin Lawrence, when he makes a movie as good as Nothing To Lose let me know
>>68590367
JUST
>>68590367
rollin
>>68590367
well
>>68590367
rollerino, niggerino
>*whispers jumanji
>>68589044
>Its a "Dwayne Johnson steals another role that should have been given to Brendan Fraser" episode
>>68618163
More like Journey to the Centre of the Unemployment Line
>>68589044
Will there at least be a cameo from Robin Williams?
>>68590367
>19
roll
>>68618205
Too fucking soon
>>68618205
They can have a picture frame of him in the movie maybe
>>68590020
JUST
JUST
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>68589044
How is he getting work I dont understand, is he like that Roberts guy, that takes any work that people give him ?
>>68589044
>>68592877
why des this guy still get roles?
>>68618869
>How is he getting work I dont understand
What's so hard to understand, the Rock in your movie is guaranteed money, even exempting the F&F movies, things like San Andreas, while barely breaking even still made tons of money overseas
>>68610424
>stop-motion
>A loving effort.
fuck you!
>>68618952
the Rock is a shockingly good actor
he's incredibly charismatic and makes basically any movie he's in worth watching at least for him.
him and Channing Tatum are the two funniest beefcakes in Hollywood
also he's truly great in Southland Tales
>>68619177
thanks for the keks. i almost believed youre serious.
>>68619318
>he doesn't like Southland Tales
>>68619345
no and more like
>doesn't like the Rock or Tatum
>>68589044
the rock will be playing on of the rhinos in the STAMPEDE
>>68590367
let me ooooooooooout
