ITT: Movie Trailer cliches
>"My turn"
>>67625470
>Song and tone changes exactly halfway through
>>67625470
>Some important information is spouted by guy
>Cut to black
>"BOWM"
>Some other guy saying important stuff
>Cut to black
>"BOWM"
>Someone staring at something
>Cut to black
>"BOWM"
>Constant cutting to black and back to the clip revealing something important as high pitched squeling happens
>Longer clip where someone is saying something to the protagonist
>Shows part of protagonist
>Cut to black
>Reveal title
>"BOWM BOWM BOWM"
>main characters face slowly panning out
>"see him"
>quickly flips up side down during close up
>reveals main character is being hung upside down for some wacky zany reason
>yep, that's me"
>>67625470
>action scenes in silence except for only one piano key being repeatedly pressed
>Green band trailer
>Theme park mascot doing his job
>Suddenly cops tackle mascot
>costume head falls off and we see a young mans face
>*Record scratch*
>Yep, that's me.
>Jennifer Lawrence
>"THAT'S WHY I'M HERE"
>shows the only scenes worth watching
>>67625470
>a single piano note
>held
>attempt to create coherent dialogue from two very different scenes
>GET DOWN!!
>>67626263
damn...
>>67626231
>slow single piano notes
>flashes of black screen
>notes played faster as trailer's drama peaks
>final note echoes
>scene after it stops
>rising orchestral music playing behind the dialogue of what is assumed to be the protagonist giving an angry speech
>DUN
>DUN
>DUN
>DUN
>YELLING SOMETHING INSPIRING
>DUNDUNDUNDUN
>whoom whoosh
>title
>metal clanking sound
hi I'm a big-time hollywood movie trailer producer and I gotta tell you these ideas are great
>In a world...
>*record scratch*
>Now it's their turn
>Fart joke
>Fat person joke
>"I love you"
>"I love you too"
Who fucking comes up with this stuff?
>>67625569
How many fucking times does something like this have to be made for the masses to lose interest? I swear to christ everything is so predicable and formulaic now days.
>>67625470
>slow, melancholy rendition of old theme played on piano to induce the most amount of nostalgia in a viewer and exploit their love a franchise
>"THAT'S NOT GOOD!"
>>67625470
that fucking annoying mega bass sound that every trailer has
>>67625470
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM
>>67625873
this to be frank
>>67627427
name one flick other than jurassic world
>>67629011
Girlbusters
>>67629011
Ghostbusters remake
>>67625470
the narration of the death proof trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mICGcg5-pM
