Only one person will get advance screeners of Game of Thrones from HBO this year.
President Barack Obama.
>inb4 he calls an emergency State of the Union address and tells everybody spoilers
is obama the jennifer lawrence of presidents? he truly marked the downfall of our free leaders and i shit you not will be remember as the first omen of the POTUS' becoming walking human memes designed for the entertainment of the public and not actually for the welfare of the country
Damn gurl u thick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCVMCFvXAJU
who /ofthenight/
new clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLbwWsMYt-N_QyVjfGB0b-9d0dZU1cSTlx&v=0JnAyka8p-8
i would tell him 'no, you can wait like everyone else and not abuse your power'
>>68264288
>calls an emergency State of the Union address and tells everybody spoilers
>mfw watching Fox news the next day
>>68265775
That's just begging to get drone bombed.
I guarantee ya, I'd watch a lot more than the Game of Thrones. I'd watch a whole lot of shows. Let me tell ya. I watch the best shows, everyone says that. Beautiful shows. The best. And you know, I know shows. I had my own show once. So I know what I'm talking about, I guarantee it. I guarantee it.
First for Stannis
I worked on the lyrics for this a bit, so now all you fellow Stannisfags can sing along.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDKB4kT3o1w
Raven brings word on cold winter's night
That Stannis lives no more
Homeward, King's men!
Through the snow, ice and bogs we will march
Defeated and disgraced
Tears in our eyes
Death, for Davos and his men
Death, he won't lead them again
Friends and brothers
Storm's End is finished
Our fury's fading
Never to return
Never, never to shine brighter
Flaming heart's no longer beating
Duty, faith and love for the realm
Drove him to rise and fight
WIth pretenders
His Lightbringer he raised for us all
He never asked for this
A true hero
R'hllor, given all that king had
R'hllor, didn't help in the end
Friends and brothers
The North is suffering
Left to the Boltons
Bastard rules the realm
Stannis, murdered by Brienne
Never will sit the Iron Throne now
Friends and brothers
Westeros has no hope
Our realm is bleeding
The long night begins
Never, never to shine brighter
Flaming heart's no longer beating
[choir]
Shireen is dying
Jon Snow is freezing
Stannis has fallen
Rightful king is dead now
>>68264996
Why shes got fatty, Bros!?
>>68268536
Cause she has a big mouth
>>68268724
That would explain her having a black eye, not being fat.
>hes the leader of the free world
>failed president spends time watching a show for chicks instead of trying to fix the country
what a lazy nigger
>>68268120
>stannisfags
literally team edward level shit
>>68269311
I think that's being a bit harsh on the Twilight fans. At least they had the excuse of being twelve year old girls usually.
One of the worst presidents of all time. Doesn't he have other shit he should be doing?
>>68269387
>>68269311
Edward
>risks an unwinnable battle against a massive army to SAVE his daughter from being burned to death
Stannis
>burns his own daughter to death in order to make it to an unwinnable battle against a massive army
>yfw Obama is the leakfag
>>68264288
My respect for him would increase tenfold.
>>68269549
>>68264996
Does anyone else ever wonder why there's so much focus on celebrities? they are boring as shit
>>68264996
>sexiest woman alive
wew
>mfw instead of doing anything productive at all he's watching GoT
>going to install martial law soon
>depelted our milatary to nothing
>keeps pissing off world leaders
>but at least he gets to watch game of thrones
AMERICA IS A FUCKING JOKE
>>68269862
>Spends 10 hours out of 10 weeks having a hobby.
>WHAT A FUCKING SLACKER JOKE PRESIDENT
He shouldn't even be allowed to sleep, that fucking slacker.
>>68269974
>defending obongo
hi plebbit
Regardless of his schedule, his focus should probably be on the dying country rather than what happens to johnny snow
>>68270247
what if he is planning on spoiling the show to everyone? Suddenly 1 hour/week more work per person? Did he just save a sinking ship?
>>68270335
>Suddenly 1 hour/week more work per person? Did he just save a sinking ship?
>implying GoT fags wont still watch it anyway knowing what happens
He's still getting them at a somewhat regular weekly interval, right? Only like two or three weeks ahead of everyone. It's not like he can marathon the season so why the need to take advantage of his position? Just to stroke his ego?
>>68270616
>only two or three weeks ahead of schedule
Shut the fuck up
Also maybe he's busy the times they come out
This is why I'm voting for Trump.
>>68271829
>"president Trump, d-do you want to see GoT ahead of schedule?"
>"no, im busy making america again"
>"d-does barron want to see them?"
>"no, hes not a teenage girl."
>>68264996
her eyebrows make my dick hard
Down in the crypts of the Kings who are gone, Lyanna would Dance with her Others.
>"A ruler who hides behind paid executioners soon forgets what death is." That was when Jon reappeared on the crest of the hill before them.
>>68271915
>"no, im busy making america again"
>america again
>yfw he puts a new America on the moon.
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