What went right?
>>68257475
Dat ass
>>68257475
almost everything
+ amazing casting
+ interesting setting
+ literally, LITERALLY the best ass in existence
+ based goat
+ actually showed the witch instead of pulling an "it's all in their heads" move
+ best on-screen portrayal of The Devil in the history of cinema
- little kids were p. annoying
- not enough Thomason asshole
- mom's face spookier than the actual witch
- there was at least one jump scare, when there should have been none
THOMASIN STOP SEDUCING YOUR BROTHER
VVV was pretty lame, even by /m/ standards. ERUERUFU was the sole redeeming factor because he was comically Mary Sue-like.
I really want to watch it again but it's stopped screening near me. HDrip when?
>>68257583
/thread
>>68257761
I wanted to watch it again as soon as I left the theatre, but that's mostly because I had to piss about 3 times during the movie.
>HDrip when?
According to an anon that knows these sorts of things, expect a DVDrip in May.
>>68257522
webm/gif/jpg of this, please
I want to tongue Thomason's butthole forever and ever.
That would be heaven.
>>68257930
Nah dude, you're better off just waiting until there's a 720p rip. You can almost make out the little fuzzy hairs when you see it in the theater. I had to look up her age when I left
It was a fucking flawless comedy.
>>68258011
I told a mate she was gorgeous and he said I'm a pedo. She's like 18, that's not even close to pedo.
>>68258011
:( Post pics or quit talking about it. :(
>>68257626
>implying jump scares are always bad
![1772185-scarlett-johansson-black-widow-vs-lucy-jpeg-132963[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JNVygOV.jpg "1772185-scarlett-johansson-black-widow-vs-lucy-jpeg-132963[1].jpg")
ScarJo wasn't in it.
>>68258329
Well, it wasn't good if that's what you're saying. Although I doubt you've seen the film
>>68257626
>+ literally, LITERALLY the best ass in existence
Every fucking time there's a VVitch thread I have to say this, it's really true.
>>68258367
Which "jumpscare"?
The father being tackled by Black Phillip?
The witch slowly turning and then cackling?
Those are just sudden unsettling or scary moments, not intentional 'jumpscares' in the usual sense of the word.
Honestly I was impressed that the film was genuinely creepy and managed to go without a single actual jumpscare.
>>68258479
There was also the ugly aged arm being put round the boy, but since it wasn't coupled with sound it probably couldn't be classified as a 'jump scare'.
>>68258525
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.I was too turned on to be afraid
>>68257475
this movie will be released until may
>fucking third world
>>68258568
Meh, really couldn't give a fuck about the buxom black-haired witch when Thomson was on my mind. Thomson and her delicious flat chest, and delicious fat ass.
can someone post ass you are talking about?
>>68258525
>>68258568
Wait hold on we're talking about the Sarah Stephens part right
>>68258609
No, eat shit faggot.
>>68258635
done. now post it
>>68258628
Yes.
>>68258652
Pics or it didn't happen
>>68258744
pics of the "best ass in existence" or it didn't happen
>>68258609
Sorry anon, I tried to do that in an earlier thread, but the cam quality does no justice for this ass. Either wait until May, or go see the movie. When 1080 quality is released, her ass is going to be my new screensaver
>>68258814
i can't wait to see that ass
>>68258814
Just post cam quality for now pls. May is too long to wait and it isn't at the theater :(
>>68258931
I don't want to see it now. No way it can live up to the hype.
>Corruption, thou art my father.
What did he mean by this?
I can't believe this thread has me seriously considering going out today and spending 10 bucks just to see an ass. What is my life.
>>68259038
if you will go make a photo of that ass on your phone
>>68259036
He just wanted to live deliciously.
>>68259036
He lost faith in the material world, but not his faith in God. The Job quote is from a part in the book where Job is telling his friends how shit his life is and how he's given up hope of being happy, so he wishes God would just take him to heaven.
>>68258605
*thomasin
>>68257980
Same
>>68257626
>- little kids were p. annoying
The two little twins were fucking creepy as fuck
>>68259038
It's the best horror film I've seen in years, and out of the plenty of films I've seen this year it's definitely the best.
Go and see it. The ass is the cherry on the delicious cake.
BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP
Download where?
>>68259135
Good movie; not a good horror movie, desu senpai.
Wow is a screener finally out
How else would you explain/tv/ discussing a film unless a ilelgal download was out for the social shutins to download
>>68259248
No screener, just the 20 or so anons who actually went out and bought a ticket.
>>68259038
If you do go, you should sneak in some beers and drink every time you can't understand one of the family members
>>68259188
not a good horror movie? what the fuck are you on about?
>>68259135
The only problem is that ass completed drowned out the horror of that moment. I'm supposed to be kind of horrified at this Witch Sabbath, but all I can think about is how badly I want to see the extended cut, where they all start finger fucking and scissoring each other mid-air..
>>68259188
lame opinion, i disagree with you wholeheartedly. this was a very effective horror movie and will go down as one of the best
Fact: As soon as they left the village, they died and the whole movie takes place in Hell.
Father: Pride (hypocrite)
Mother: Envy (lost faith)
Thomasin: Greed (deal wit devil)
Son: Lust (horny lil fucker)
Twin #1: Gluttony (fattie)
Twin #2: Wrath (vindictive lil fucker)
Baby: Sloth (unbaptized)
>>68259038
Do it. Even before the ass, she is just absolutely stunning in all the movie. Ridiculously pretty and gorgeous. Exactly what a young, feminine girl should be.
>>68259418
nah
>>68259387
i never really felt horrified during the sabbath, it felt more cathartic in morbid way. you kind of knew there was no hope so at least someone achieved something, even if it was making a pact with the devil and becoming his wife
>>68259418
>going to hell for having pride
>christcucks actually believe this makes sense
>>68259135
how is such a young chick so thick thick thick
>>68259348
Maybe a good horror-comedy, in a very subtle way. The film established a very impressive sense of gravity through the setting and the score before proceeding to undermine it in the final acts with touches of comedy gold. The possession scene. The visitation of the mother. Fucking Black Phillip? Priceless. Really respect the director for taking that path in what otherwise would have been overblown pseudo-arthouse tripe.
>>68259418
i think the movie is smarter than that tbhfamalam
>>68259418
ur a stupid faggot
The Thomasin ass was a body double though right?
>>68259462
This. There's even a shot where her little brother wakes up before her and looks down her blouse. She's got silky smoove skin bruv
>>68259508
subtle bait friendo, had me thinking of a rebuttal. bound to catch some careless wanderers no doubt :^)
>>68259542
Nope, this rumor was started because everyone thought she was under 18, but she isn't, not even during the time the movie was being filmed. It's her perfect ass
>>68257475
I've been looking for a torrent of this for ages. No crappy CAMs, no Screeners, no nothing, Why is this? Niche/art house cinema release and little exposure?
Even a cheeky chappy with his mobile phone CAM attempt was expected...
>>68259609
just go to the cinemas you lazy cunt
When black Phillip spoke at the end i nearly fucking shit myself. Literally the scariest moment I've ever seen in any movie.
Also was the ass really that great? I barely noticed it, her tits were okay though.
>>68259599
*tips fedora
>>68259651
She had no tits (which is a good thing).
>>68259603
I know she's old enough, but you only see her body in shots where you can't also see her face - far away or from the side. It was edited in the exact way you'd expect if they'd used a body double
>>68259654
why thank you kind sir.
*le upboat
>>68259651
Yes, it was with absolutely no doubt, hands down, the greatest, most perfect, sexiest ass I've ever seen in my entire life. That chick dude, that chick. Oh my god.
>>68259651
She has like B 32's man, and her ass was practically jumping off of the screen
>>68259667
I see what you're saying, and unfortunately the actress hasn't done a whole lot of modeling shots, so there isn't much to go off of. For the time being, I'm convinced that was her bum
>>68259690
Whoah, did you see it in 3D too, anon? Thought that that was a really limited screening.
>>68259760
If you think you can just reply to me, you're dead wrong
Are one of you stupid faggots gonna post a picture of this so-called worlds greatest ass then? Don't give me that ''it needs to be in 1080p'' bullshit either.
I bet i could search ''ass'' on google and come up with a whole page full of better ones though, you guys have hyped it up way too much.
>>68259841
It needs to be in 1080p
>>68259841
>guys
It's a samefag, except one of the ones asking for pictures.
>>68259841
It's the best fucking ass in history, and yes it does have to be in 1080p.
>>68259821
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>68257817
webdl 2 weeks before that date then? not long off...
Glorious ass aside, what moment spooked you the most? For me its gotta be when the billy goat started talking.
>>68260651
when i fucked your mum
>>68257626
I didn't find the kids annoying at all. I actually thought they did a great job in their acting. But seeing as how you felt the movie needed more jump scares, I'm disregarding your opinion.
>everyone praising an ass
>not a single picture of it
you're all very cruel
why would you deny me a boner?
>>68259387
It was a stunt double ass. We'll never know who's ass it truly was.
>>68257522
>>68261168
it was a stunt ass. no way that girl was old enough to show nude
>>68261291
why would someon need a stunt to show an ass? it's not that dangerous
>>68259418
go back to a voting based pop culture site
If you goys want to see another supernatural 17th century period piece, check out A Field in England.
>>68261107
>there was at least one jump scare, when there should have been none
>there should have been none
yeah okay buddy
>>68261349
but she is though
>still no ass pic
>>68261168
Watch the movie, faggot.
>>68261349
She's 20 years old, bro. Look up her IMDB.
>>68262381
Pay for my cab ride to a theater that shows it and I will.
Not fucking kidding, the only shit showing where I live is BvS, The Boss and Zootopia.
>>68259418
Nah. That's a fucking meme twist and there's nothing to suggest that it's true
>>68259888
It's not a fucking same fag I only replied once, and then responded to someone else in confirmation.
>>68259387
Wew man I need to watch the movie agian, I was too scared to notice that ass
>>68262613
Post a pic or shut the fuck up. I don't care if it's a shitty quality cam rip.
>oh wow she's so out of it she's speaking to a fucking goat haha
>WHAT DOST THOU WANT
