How hype are you?
>>68255216
The axis should've won the war
almostdone.jpg
>>68255258
I don't see how anyone can disagree with this.
>b-but muh freedumbs
Yeah look where that got you.
>>68255216
I can't think of a reason not to kill myself now
>>68255307
>>68255307
Newspeak will be standardized by 2050
The voices. I can hear them. They are calling to me.
I was unironically and unmemely born in the wrong generation
>>68255258
>yfw in all possible alternate universe timelines, you were born in the worst one
>>68255258
Humanity should have lost the war.
>>68255216
>>68255307
Humanity was a mistake
>its only going to get worse
Abandon all hope.
>>68255216
Im starting to feel like an old man. Never even used one of those fucking things
>>68255357
>alternate universe timelines
>implying such a thing exists
>>68255411
Im pretty sure thats how I feel too, I cant get into a lot of the new shit coming out, its depressing, you can now tell how your parents probably felt about the shit you liked as a kid
>>68255357
>>68255412
oh it exists.
Because you literally can't make this shit up. At least one of our alternate universes is having a good time.
>mfw
>be 28 years old
>see this
My time has already passed, right?
>>68255345
>Newspeak will be standardized by 2050
That's not what Newspeak is
>>68255357
>>yfw in all possible alternate universe timelines, you were born in the worst one
Well you were born in many many good ones too
>>68255448
>tfw in some alternate universe, your doppelganger is conquering the universe for the Reich, exterminating xenos and building planetary resource harvesting infrastructure
>>68255307
Pretty funny tbqh.
>>68255472
Yep, this is the sign. Time to join the other has-beens on our slow march to mediocrity and death.
>>68255307
This is good, isn't it?
>>68255216
Calling it. Mass shooting spree killer before opening credits even ends.
>>68255216
ohh so now after the MCU AND DCUniverse is finished; they will start making movies on every internet meme the can think of?
>why
>>68255630
>go to theatre
>it's a "Pepe ascends to godhood" kino
>>68255216
HOLLYWOOD THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN!
>>68255216
>>68255307
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>68255504
SIEG MEIN KAISER!
>>68255630
>Advice Animals: The Movie!!!
>>68255656
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>>>68255216 (OP)
>The axis should've won the war
ohhh yuss I cannot wait for Pepe the movie!
>You know it's gonna happen sooner or later
>>68255216
>>68255472
I'm 18 and I feel the same way though, senpai.
>>68255743
You okay buddy?
You seem like your having a little bit of difficulty. Do you need me to call someone?
>>68255789
I will be okay. I just want my Justice League movies to come out. That will make me happy.
Honestly, who gives a fuck. You guys do realize the world is constantly improving as far as stuff that actually matters, right? Every new decade is more peaceful than the latter, the world has never been as unified and civilized as it is now
Dumb children movies are not a new thing, you know
It's just a movie about smiley faces, used in social media and texts to convey emotions, what's the problem? I haven't seen a single person in this justify their hatred for this, or provide any sort of reasoning or arguments
Yes it's probably going to be a terrible movie, so what? Is this just simple 'normie'-hatred?
I'm genuinely interested, why are you so upset?
>>68255825
>I just want my Justice League movies to come out
Anon, I...
Sony are the worst studio.
>>68255851
Thursday
That Sony has not gone bankrupt still.
>>68255851
>the world has never been as unified and civilized as it is now
Do you even know what's happening in europe rn?
>>68255851
>It's just a movie about smiley faces
Try staring into this face. It is the future of film
SMASH THT M0F00KIN LIKE BUTTON FAMALAM XD 100% 100%
>>68255878
Don't take like that ;_; it will be a really great movie and to see Ezra Miller as the Flash. A dream come true.
:)
>>68255307
Orwell was right
I'm 18 and still dont understand half these fucking twitter memes.
For example when the hell did emoticon and emote become emoji
>>68255743
>ohhh yuss I cannot wait for Pepe the movie!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68256006
>tfw no Pepe v. Wojack: Dawn of JUST
>>68255851
>Europe, the lighthouse of the world, literally invaded by barbarians right now
>fertility rates below replacement rate
>shit countries' fertility still high as fuck
Enjoy your emoji flicks while they last
>>68255901
i don't know what sony is or does tbqhwuf
>>68255902
fair enough, I meant more decade-wise though
i guess i'm just an optimist
>>68255922
it's just one film though (probably)
also i kinda like the poop emoji
>>68255851
>""""""more peaceful""""""
>>68255977
I think emoji refers to the standardized ones that exist on every phone and Internet browser in some form. I might be wrong though.
>>68256044
>Do you feel?
>you will
I can't wait for the Daddy's Cummies dance sequence
>>68255216
America has gone full, infantile, retard.
This is what happens when you have to make simplistic shit for low intelligence women to talk about on Facebook.
>>68256109
>>68256072
>fertility rates below replacement rate
why do you feel that's a bad thing? The world could do with less people, it's not like where anywhere near extintion
>Europe, the lighthouse of the world, literally invaded by barbarians right now
Barbarians were more prevalent many years ago than now, people in general acted like fucking jihadists a few hundred years ago
>see emoji movie expecting a shitty kids movie about animated meme faces
>it's actually a deep murder mystery film in which the killer drops intricate clues about the next steps of his master plan using only emojis
>>68255307
>gen Xers make terrible, cringe-worthy attempt to pander to millennials
>"omg millennialis are the worst generation nazis should've won the war"
>>68256335
eh I would watch that
>>68256227
Except it's only the decent people who stop having children. Chinese, arabs and niggers keep breeding with full force.
>>68255307
If this was posted on 4chan as satire, you'd find it funny. Maybe that's because it would be low-dose and not an entire transcription of the whole book. That said, this is still garbage and anyone involved should feel bad.
>>68256553
Tbqh this seems like something cracked or collegehumor would've done years ago when they were still kind of funny
>>68256227
It's only below replacement rates in the places where society has given rights to women, the civilized west. In the rest of the world fertility is high as fuck, we're headed to 8 billion by the 2025
The end of the world as we know it right there. That's how it fell the Roman Empire: in the end the barbaric germans reproduced faster than them and they were overrun. We'll see that in Europe in our lifetime
>>68255216
>>68255404
I'm reminded of the bit from Plinkett's review of Star Trek '09 where he says he wouldn't put it past Hollywood to make "Snuggies:The Movie"
All forms of Sony are cancer.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/06/02/aloha-what-the-sony-hack-revealed-about-the-bomb-from-anxious-bradley-cooper-to-bill-murray.html
>>68256796
24 bucks is NOT that much to spend on pizza, I'm kind of offended
>>68255630
Boxxy: The Movie?
Sounds fun tbqhwy senpai
>>68256992
How much do YOU spend on pizza, you fat fuck?
>>68256992
>the fat is real
Holy shit you deep-fry your toothpaste before you brush your teeth
>>68257265
>choker
Hngggggg my fucking dick
>>68257292
Rude, I wouldn't call myself "fat", and you've never seen me.
I've spent about 55 dollars on pizza this week, probably gonna spend 35 more
>>68255411
>He didn't chat with the bitches on AIM back in Middle School
>Confirmed underaged edgelord
>>68256131
holy kek
My girlfriend's going to make me watch this one. I fucking know she is and I'm going to have to sit through two fucking hours of smiley faces pretending to live inside of a cell phone or some shit and there's going to be a scene where they meet all the reaction buttons from facebook and I'm going to drink myself to death as I hold her in my arms right there in the fucking theater.
>>68258346
>smiley faces pretending to live inside of a cell phone
That soundsfun
>>68258346
Did she force you to watch the Minion's flick too? Do you think she enjoys seeing you squirm in your seat and then masturbates to the thought of the discomfort she inflicted on you just because she could
>>68258520
No, we weren't dating yet when Minions came out.
She dragged me to see Zootopia though. It was better than I expected. Emojis probably wont be.
>>68255258
>born in the wrong timeline :((
Your father should have ejaculated in a tissue.
I'm gonna call them smileys until the day I die
>>68256695
>born too late to explore the world
>born too early to explore space
>born just in time to participate in the European race war
>>68255307
>>68255216
i am more hyped about Sausage Party
>>68253726
>>68255352
>want to wake up from this nightmare
>cant, its all real dream ended long time ago...
Who will play eggplant? ?
>>68260380
Nicolas Cage
>>68256335
Yes pls
>>68256709
Nice boner she has
>>68255307
this is actually pretty creative and a good way to modernize literature
>>68255307
The main problems with this, besides bastardizing not one but two aspects of culture:
1) obvious pandering and is not written by someone who would regularly use this kind of language
2) confusing format, is this a group text? Facebook? Twitter? why are there random reply buttons in the text?
3) unnatural writing style. does not seem organic in the slightest. "what is our enemy doing here" is something no one would ever say. it would be way more believable if they said something like "tf is a montague doing here. if this mf eyeing up juliet next thing he'll be eyeing up is the sharp end of my rapier". They all talk the same too, they should all text differently.
fucking amateurs
