https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5yEyAhg628
The only review that matters
I like Jeremy Jahns. He's a pretty cool guy.
Kind of an asshole for reviewing a movie three fucking weeks in advance though.
>>68254081
>the disney shill who rated cuck awakens as his best film of 2015 and his 2nd best film was inside out
He looks and acts like every dipshit Youtuber doing the exact same thing. This class of professional Internet self-promoters should literally be lined up and shot. They are the epitome of human filth. It's a trend that's been getting worse and worse, and they're getting blander and blander. The only people who are bigger faggots than them are the people who watch their videos.
>>68254081
>>68254081
From what he's saying this movie sounds like a better Avengers 2 aswell as a good Captain America movie.
damn you, I wanted to make this thread
>>68254081
>best spiderman ever
>best peter parker ever
>lol hes not even in the movie long but hes the best ever
dropped
>>68254204
>hes not even in the movie long
So its literally a movie about muh Bucky? Not really Civil War at all. Christ this is gonna be a trainwreck
Im sure the Black Mugambo will steal the show though right?
>>68254172
dumb twat, why is tim and eric there you cunt
>>68254204
Spiderman is a fairly big part of the movie
>>68254204
>implying the bar isn't set pretty low
>>68254081
I sure do love how he looks 5 degrees to the left of me. And don't forget the wacky arm movements.
>>68254155
Butt hurt DCuck detected
>>68254270
for you
>>68254155
Word is bond. That lil faggot makes me rage like no other.
>>68254270
the op vid says hes barely in it
>>68254081
>Jahns
just says the same things the other critics say.
>>68254081
I liked him until he started doing reaction videos
>>68254118
Those were pretty good movies
DKEKS ON SUICIDE SQUAD WATCH
>>68254415
Yes well theres pretty good and no. 1 and no. 2 for the entire year.
Unless you live in a shed with limited privileges to the cinema, they would not be in your top 5
>>68254172
>le contrarian meme
I actually like this guy
He is a honest proud pleb
Literally nothing wrong with him
>>68254454
The Martian was actually his number 2 but his number one was going to be Star Wars no matter what because he's a huge Star Wars fanboy
>>68254172
Exactly what constitutes as good humor to you fags? Do you find anything funny?
>>68254081
How can we take his review seriously?! He was invited to a early screening of this movie. What that means is that if you don't give this movie a praising positive review you're going to get blacklisted which means that you will never be invited to early screenings ever again.
RLM review when
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>>68254172
Fuck off, Jeremy Jahns actually cares about his work. I admit he can be a fanboy but you can see the passion behind every video he makes.
His Silent Hill Revelations review pops up from time to time, makes me kek.
The slow clapping at the beginning (as if the movie was made just to appease him) is one of the most obnoxious things I've ever seen.
DCucks getting pissed of that Civil War is clearly better than BvS
>>68255354
He got invited to see BvS early and gave it a bad review
>>68254081
Is Jahns the apex form of every quick cutting, ADD ridden, talentless pleb who eats up every hype machine manufactured film?
>>68254101
>Kind of an asshole for reviewing a movie three fucking weeks in advance though.
If you've seen the film and aren't restricted from publishing, there's nothing to be gained from sitting on it.
oh look its another '''''''''''review''''''''''''' that marvelcucks payed for
>>68254081
>>68254081
I'm at the work, so can't listen to him, but let me guess...
>fun for whole family
>best marvel movie to date
>fun
>best spiderman/blackpanther
>so fun
>yet most mature of all marvel movies
>sets infinity wars
>fun
>quips everywhere
Am I right?
>>68254081
I'll wait for Stuckman's review
>>68255778
I blame Philip DeFranco
>>68256029
that's cuckmann t b h
>I HAD A TON OF FUN WITH THIS MOVIE
>FUCKING AWESOME I LOVED IT
>>68256029
>fun
>best spiderman
you got one and a half out of nine my friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=6F13PqNlP7c
>>68256598
>>68256535
So Civil War really is K I N O. Neat.
>>68254237
If you watch the review its mentioned that its part cap/bucky friendship and part civil war.
>>68255569
That might be true but he's still a bad critic
When I want to know an average person's opinion, I watch Jeremy Jahns.
When I want to know a film critic's opinion, I watch Kermode.
Pass on anyone else that makes film review content.
HE'S NOT FUCKING ARAUND:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5HaFyAk1Tg
>>68254081
He really is like the personification of the average moviegoer. Not really a bad thing desu
>>68254155
>This class of professional Internet self-promoters should literally be lined up and shot
edgy shit edgY sHit thats some edgy shit right th ere right there if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Edgy shit
>>68254081
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EzmVEx8-Xg
I agree that he is a cool guy, but I really hate his Batman & Robin review.
>>68257738
This panel and setup is so familiar.
Wasn't there a similar movie review panel with some egotistical cock as the host? To the point where if one of his copanelists didn't agree he would verbally beat them down until they changed opinions? It was like...Cinemark Movie Talk or something like that.
>>68254172
>hating on iDubbbzTV
literally kill yourself
>>68254172
4chan is in that pic ironically
>>68258151
Ah yeah it was John Campea. That dick.
>>68254172
>4chan
Okay which one of you jokers put that shit in there.
>>68254237
They said a long time ago that this wasn't gonna be a direct adaptation of Civil War.
>>68254173
I think we're all just gonna agree that Age Of Ultron just...sorta never happened. The events happened sure, but the movie itself never existed.
What a crock of shit that movie was.
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