DC is dead. Bury it.
Consider this mercy.
>DCucks
DUDE FANBOY FACTIONS LMAO
Pathetic teens.
>>68250976
>fighting over comic book adaptations
You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows.
A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.
Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-adaptations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.
This is your world. This is the world of capeshit. Terrifying, isn't it?
Funny because 300 and Watchmen are Snyder's most reddit movies. True cinephiles do know that BvS is his best movie and one of the best movies of the decade period. Meme blog critics opinions are about worthless, they are pure shills to the hotpocket trendy culture.
>>68251251
Watchmen is literally snyder's only good movie.
>>68251251
Funny because The Godfather and Apocalypse Now are Coppola's most reddit movies. True Cinephiles do know that Jack is his best movie and of the best movies of the decade period. Meme blog critics opinions are worthless, they are shills to the New Hollywood culture.
>>68251201
We live in a childish age, and our media reflects this. What do you expect from a generation who doesent want to grow up?, A generation obsessed with celebrity,social media and superheroes?
It's pathetic.
>>68251145
This.
Every 10 second the same picture appears.
Obsession is a young man's game apparently.
>>68250976
The critics are obviously payed off.
Holy fuck I can't stand you fucking marveldrones shitting up this board.
Do you shit yourself on RT?
You will.
>>68251251
Funny because Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back are his most reddit movies. True cinephiles do know that Attack of the Clones is his best movie and one the best movies of the decade period. CGI blog critics opinions are about worthless, they are pure shills to the practical effects culture.
I trust IMDB over Tomatoes.
Poor DC, I am genuinely sad for Affleck.
>>68251619
You are sadfleck?
>>68250976
Paid. Critics.
Avengers 2 is proof enough that a terrible movie can get a halfway decent score if you pay enough
Can't say Disney is doing a bad job though, they are smart as fuck. Even though the MCU consists of mediocre movies, one cannot say anything bad about Disney's business choices which are GOAT-tier
>>68253666
>Paid. Critics.
>>68253711
>implying paying critics isn't a viable option in this time and age
do you even business?
>>68253666
>everything is a conspiracy against me
>MUHH MOVIES ARE GOOD
Cool story Satan. Nice Trips.
>>68253722
You're implying Disney pays critics when there's a much, much more likely option:it's a good movie
>>68253711
>>68253723
funny thing is a good friend of mine works in the industry and she told me that it's becoming more normal to do so
she doesn't work for a capeshit company though but she's 100% certain that they do it on a daily basis. basically, contracts are being made so those people cannot tell anyone without suffering huge repercussions
>>68251251
>BvS is his best movie
Poor guy, if that is his best ...
>>68251201
>Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-adaptations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.
I newer gt this meme? Just because comics where meant for children in the 30s dosen't mean modern comics are meant for children.
The same logic could apply to video games aswell.
>>68253666
But why don't DC and WB pay for anything? Are they stupid?
I unironically think that Batman & Robin is a better crafted film than BvS
>>68253770
I never said Civil War can't be a good movie. I'm saying that most MCU movies are shit. Winter Soldier and Iron Man 1 were the only really good MCU movies so I have faith in what the Russos are doing
>>68251591
Do you also believe that The Shawshank Redeption is the greatest movie ever made?
>>68253799
that's what I was going for. it's literally a retarded business decision not to pay off reviewers or set up some employees to post positive and well written reviews. fuck, investing a million dollars into a project like that would get them 10 times as much in ticket sales
>Civil War
>100%
That just shows that you can't trust sites that rate films. I feel like Disney has bought reviews, because they're the only ones that always get high ratings no matter what shit they put out. Same with their animated films.
>>68251201
You are now aware that you spent your time shot posting an old pasta on a Chinese biking four. Thank about it. You have no friends, girlfriendso or family and will probably die alone. No one will know your dead until the stink of your corpse reaches the neighbouts. By then the ants will have eaten your fat body
>>68253781
My mother's husband is Kevin feige and he says your lying
>>68253795
Yes, just as comics are picture books for children, video games are also for children. They are literally a children's toy, intended to be played with by children. Glad we're on the same page.
>>68253925
after avengers 1 and guardians, there's no way I'm believing reviewers. I mean the basic writing style and their arguments prove that they don't know what a good movie is but it's pretty pathetic that literally everyone is allowed to review movies nowadays
BvS was a solid 7/10 but very little reviewers actually address the problems it had. rather, they focus on stupid and retarded arguments like "it wasn't fun" and "it wasn't like marvel's movies"
>>68254015
I don't give a damn whether you believe me or not. I was just explaining what the common practice nowadays is
>>68251251
All of his movies are terrible.
>>68251318
>The worst movie ever made is his best movie
LOL
>>68251355
>Am I defending terrible bullshit?
>No, it is the world who is wrong
>>68251251
damn, you must really be a cinephile. the average pleb and critic uniformly rejecting the films are pretty unenlightened. i think using ribbit as an adjective definitely helped your case here, too!
>>68250976
>>68250976
>Marvel won
Excuse me? I didn't quite catch that Marvelfriend.It sounds to me like you're trying to say that marvel has won something. Let's see what they won, shall we?
>DC has the best capeshit movie of all time
>DC has the best animated movies/shows/cartoons
>DC has the best video games
>DC has the most memorable comics
>DC even has the best memes of all time
Let me tell you what Marvel has. BOX OFFICE. That's right, box office money. Marvel's legacy will be the box office money they've made from their cinematic universe. Marvel knows their audiance (mostly teenagers,young adults,soccer moms) and know how to sell their movies(just add some half-assed CGI and handfull of quips). Marvel knows they have you in their pockets and when they give the order, you sit down like the good dog you are, and wait for your next treat(Civil War,Doctor Strange). Remeber Age of Ultron? (I don't blame if you don't), everyone already forgot the movie exists, and this movie was supposed to be the climax of 4 MCU movies. They have yet to make ONE memorable movie. The Winter Soldier is a good action flick but nothing groundbreaking(70's espionage movie my ass). No one is going to remeber all the current and future mediocre flicks that Marvel shit's out twice a year(Civil War won't be any different). In 20 years, when people will look back on capeshit, they will remeber how amazing and groundbreaking The Dark Knight was, and when they will think of Marvel, they'll be like "I liked that one movie with the Man of Iron". Now i know it's hard pill to swallow and you will probably call me a DCÛCK shill, and then proceed to post your favorite Chris Evans reaction picture you have(which is a hilarious comeback XD). But deep down, you know im right. So you go right ahead and enjoy this thing you so call "Victory".
>>68250999
I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers and die from aids
>>68253800
If you watch B&R as a cheesy comedy its fantastic. You cant look at BvS as anything other than a tryhard gloomy piece of trash.
>>68255546
CHILL
>>68250976
>marvelfag is now up from nappie time
Here we go again!
>>68255527
Ohhhhhh reddit reddit reddit... When will you learn?
>>68255589
>if you like DC you're from reddit
kys pleb
>>68255610
but is he wrong tho?
>>68250976
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO MEME? ON A FARM?!?!
>>68255636
that's right, I forgot you fags love memes of the galaxy and marvle meme movies #1-13
Go kill yourself tv/, your wierd marvel vs dc thing is getting retarded. THESE ARENT VIDEO GAME CONSOLES, WHY DO YOU IDIOTS IDENTIFY SO PERSONALLY WITH THIS BULLSHIT!
>>68250976
Really? Because last night I watched it in a completely empty theater and it was one of the most profound experiences I've ever had with a piece of entertainment. I'm so glad this movie got made. The Jews will do their best to make sure Snyder stays away from a camera, but they will not stop him. I won't let it happen.
>>68255665
but IS HE WRONG though?
>>68250999
>iFunny
pls get cancer
>>68255726
answer the question
This is more brutal than Trump vs. Yeb at this point.
>>68254033
What do you consider "entertainment"?
>>68254113
regarding the critic score bribery -- if you are telling the truth -- does your friend know if Disney paid off critics for Star Wars?
Because I still can't for the life of me figure out how that hunk of shit got a fucking 92% and 8.2/10 avg. rating on RT.
>>68250976
>Civil War
is the title implying that crime fighting superheroes are now fighting against each others instead criminals? Isn't that pretty stupid?
>>68250976
You obviously havnt seen the box office reciepts. DC is 2 movies in to their cinematic memeverse and has already btfo 90% of memvel movies at the BO
>mfw despite critical panning DC shit still btfos marvel at the box office.
>>68250976
RIP DC
>>68255781
Ben Affleck sure has a lot of work to do
>>68255781
>half a billon
The MCU is at over 11billion. Fuck of with your baby shit
>>68255742
he's wrong
>>68255781
>>68255527
Hi Reddior!
>muh critic bribery
You people are so fucking dumb. WB, fox, disney, sony etc all have the money to buy reviews. If one of them was doing it they'd ALL be doing it and every movie would be hailed as a masterpiece.
Also if you went to any legitimate critic and said 'here's 20k to talk up our movie' the first thing they'd write after they got you out of the room would be an article detailing how you tried to bribe them because that would generate far more traffic than any actual review could.
>>68255781
>DCucks plan is just to lie now
Kek
>>68255874
>that marvelfag butthurt
>I-I'm just going to call everyone I disagree with redit, that'll show em
>>68255665
Spotted the Dcuck
>>68255916
Listen reddit, just calm down ok.
>>68255999
>tells me to calm down
>in a marvelfag shitposting frenzy
lol ok kid
Why does marveldrones have the weakest bantz? I thought they brought the bantz but any simple argument that targets them they counter with the same phrase DCuck like it's a stigmata already or an image that's been reposted a million times. These lazy niggers can't bant worth a damn. The Canadians of /tv/
>>68255824
One movie senpai, jusone
>>68253799
they use that money on a $250 villains movie and a $180 million dollar Tarzan movie :^)
>>68253666
your failure to understand how critics work does not validate your opinion
Marvel sets low expectations and roughly meet them, DC sets high expectations and don't, that's the disparity you see in reviews
if DC stayed true to the source material instead of trying to elevate capeshit to something it isn't they would get better reviews as well
everyone expected for BvS to blow Marvel out of the water because it featured two of the most iconic capeshitters in history, critics saw the potential it had, and felt Snyder/WB/DC squandered it, it disappointed and got punished for it harder than most other movies
>>68255781
>BvS
>barely made any profit
I bet the person who made this feels pretty embarrassed now.
>>68256033
Why waste bantz on morons who can't understand DC movies will always be shit
>>68255910
>to just lie
BvS has outdone every Marvel movie except both Avengers and Iron Man 3, despite critical thrashing
Man of Steel outdid everything except the above and Winter Soldier and GotG despite being the first in the DCEU.
You could make an argument that DC is not doing as well as they *should* be, and you'd be right, but they're outdoing most of Marvel's efforts despite making subpar movies. When they get their act together they'll soar past Disney. Look at Harry Potter - they finally got their shit figured out and DH2 made $1.3B
>>68256128
>DC sets high expectations
Like what? Outside of TDKR there haven't been outlandish expectations for a DC movie to be anything other than entertaining.
>>68256137
>BvS will likely make at least $125 million in profit
lol not gonna make a profit amirite guise?
>>68256216
>125 million
My point exactly, thank you.
>>68256216
If I invested a huge chunk of cash and years of time and effort in to something as a business for a 25% profit on my original investment I'd probably think I could have done something far more profitable with hundreds of millions of dollars.
>>68256259
>$125 million is literally nothing!
marvelfags this delusional
>>68256216
It may end up in the red based purely off box office. It had a $250M budget, plus about $150M in marketing, for a total of $400M. Typically, you need to double that in box office returns since "box office" is the total spent at movie theaters; the studio gets about half that on average, depending on a number of factors.
That said, movies like this often don't make a great deal of profit on ticket sales for that very reason, but they drive merchandising like crazy.
>>68250976
>My capeshit is better than your capeshit
I wish you people would just fuck off back to where you belong already.
>>68256283
Is this one of those pretending to be retarded things?
>>68256128
I'll make a prediction right now -- by December of this year you will start to see a bunch of internet fanboy "critics" petitioning for Civil War to get a Best Picture nomination at the Oscars.
Mark my words -- you know it to be true.
>>68256429
>I know! I'll just call him retarded
>>68256164
>BvS tanked
>marveltard: ALL DC MOVIES ARE SHIT XD
Are you just pretending to be retarded now?
>>68256216
>>BvS will likely make at least $125 million in profit
>lol not gonna make a profit amirite guise?
this is on the long run, after blu-ray and DVDs. it's a projection
>>68256283
>>$125 million is literally nothing!
>marvelfags this delusional
it is less than many marvel movies
>>68255650
Wow that looks way worse than I remember, its like 100% CGI then they just popped a head in there
Hack snyder good visual director my ass
>>68256599
>DCEU's second movie is making way less than MCU with 13 movies so far
LOL DOA AMIRITE?!?!?!
Capeshit is dead. Bury it
Team Cap or Team Tony?
Do people actually believe the paid critics thing or they shitposting?
Hey everybody
>mfw I'm watching people arguing over who makes less shitty movies
>>68256714
AMERICA'S CAPTAIN VS MAN OF IRON
>>68256733
Oh hey Petey! Who are your friends?
I don't understand how the movie has received a 28% score. It's completely unreal. The movie isn't that terrible; it's not F4 levels of terrible.
Are these critics paid shills? This is terrible.
>>68256791
>The movie isn't that terrible
But it is.
>>68256639
>thinking marvel's cgi is any better
JUST
>>68256716
Yea I believe it, they do it for every other entertainment medium. Especially vidya.
Didn't like BvS as much as I thought I would but I still readily believe that Disney bought at least some reviews. Then again, Warner could have as well to keep it from being below it's awful score.
>>68256791
this has been explained a billion times already, you can choose, either every single critic is paid for, or BvS set high expectations, people saw the potential it had and feel that the movie wasted it all on a badly executed mess
>>68256848
>dat bobbly head
holy fucking shit, are they serious?
>>68251201
> posting an asshole with a giant ego as a stand-in for smug anime girl
waddle over to your katana collection and do yourself
lads is there still room for me at the marvel bandwagon?
t. former dccuck
>>68255781
400M total budget
>>68251355
>True Cinephiles do know that Jack is his best movie
first day here?
>>68250976
Berry it.
>>68256791
This is the problem with RT.
Look at the reviews not the percentage. Most of them are around 3/5 stars. The rotten reviews, despite being rated pretty average were not recommend to be worth most people's time. So it's not really a bad movie, but not really a good one either. Just average., which means most people are either going to really like it, or really hate it.
>>68253781
>a good friend of mine works for Nintendo
The bigger lie is you having friends
>>68255546
>B&R as a cheesy comedy
> BROOF ITF ME
> Holey boulders Batman
> Ice to meet you
It wasn't a comedy?
>>68256791
>28% score
Holy shit oh my god how are there still people on this site who don't understand how Rotten Tomatoes works? This has to be fucking bait right?
>>68256128
>Marvel sets low expectations and roughly meet them, DC sets high expectations and don't, that's the disparity you see in reviews
The first intelligent thing said in this thread and possibly any thread trying to compare these two
>>68256386
>I wish you people would just fuck off back to where you belong already.
/v/ is full and /co/ doesn't want this console war horseshit either
>>68255527
>DC has the best capeshit movie of all time
Unbreakable isn't DC, what are you talking about?
>DC has the best animated movies/shows/cartoons
you mean the one and only Batman TAS? While Marvel has Spider-man TAS, X-Men TAS, X-MEN evolution
>DC has the best video games
no
>DC has the most memorable comics
Watchmen?
it has not any relation to his superhero universe
>DC even has the best memes of all time
memes doesnt mean quality. if it's memed, it's made fun of it. it's shaming
>>68250976
just fuck off.
I'm gonna miss BVS so much when its theatrical run ends maybe later this month? I remember three years ago when Zack announced the movie at comic con. I was over the world excited. I read my TDKR over and over again after that. Then in 2014, they revealed the footage. Batman in armoured suit. The hype was so real at that time. I was at comic con. The people at Hall H, my god, i have no words to describe it lol. When Zack teased the teaser trailer last year. I was counting the days till it releases online. Though i didnt go to the fan screening of the trailer Then they released the 1st trailer at comic con. Hands down the best trailer of 2015. and finally 2016, I bought my advance imax tickets on 25,26 and 28 march. I literally had tears when the DC Comics logo came out. It was finally here. and now there's no imax screening at my place anymore :( It was good while it lasted. The countdown from 2013 until now. I've watched it 7 times lol all in imax. one in 70mm. I'm gonna miss this moment. We wont get this kind of hype ever again.
>>68250976
Can't wait for the inevitable "Disney paid critics" comments.
>>68256765
Why they cant make Superman vs Lex movie but without that awful actor?
>>68251360
>A generation obsessed with celebrity,social media and superheroes
In an age of atheism, we need new gods.
>>68256204
>advertised the shit out of their most famous (and only decent) characters' movie
>literally bullshited the audience that it will be good and great,
>they gave them "half billion" and then gave them shit (MoS, BvS)
you'l never get their money again
>>68250976
>>68257480
did you like the movie
>>68257710
DELETE THIS
>>68256204
This is the problem, if a movie with more than 2 heroes lost to a movie with only one hero, then it means something is wrong. Let's just see if their standalone movies (WW, Flash, Aquaman, etc. Not Batman because it's cheating) will be more popular than Marvel's or not.
>>68256204
it hasn't even made a profit yet
>>68256791
It's not a fucking score, you retard. It just meants only 28% of the critics liked it.
>>68257507
Personally I enjoy the "Rotten Tomatoes is owned by Disney!" comments...
(actually owned by Warner Bros)
>>68250976
It's official now.
DC is now Dead Comics.
>>68257308
To be fair, DC does have good animated movies.
>>68251360
No, we live in a world where people desire escapism. What does that tell you? Are people's lives that desperate or bad?
>>68253781
>funny thing is a good friend of mine
Uh-huh.
>>68254033
>Yes, just as comics are picture books for children, video games are also for children.
This meme needs to stop.
Comics haven't been marketed towards kids since the late 70s, at the beginning of what in the industry is called the Bronze Age. While I don't know how old you are, I'm gonna take a gander that you're probably around 30-40. Which means that for more or less your entire life, comics have been marketed towards and intended to be read by adults, not children.
>>68255546
>>68253800
When I watch Batman & Robin, I imagine that the only Batman that existed prior to that was the 60s Batman, and that Batman & Robin was intended to be a modern-day update of 60s Batman.
Taken from that perspective, it's amazing, and incredibly loyal to its source material.
>>68257128
It was.
>>68259594
Ingenious.
>>68259671
I actually got the idea from the Nostalgia Critic. However even before that I still enjoyed Batman & Robin. It's a stupid, stupid movie, but once you make your way past that it's immensely fun - and the first job of a film is to put butts in seats and keep them there. A film without an audience is a waste of time.
>>68259944
Well you certainly helped me appreciate B&R and maybe Forever a little more.
>>68250976
>15 reviews
>Only from people who were invited to see it early
Come on, use your fucking brain for a second. None of those people were going to give it a bad review. Wait until it actually comes out.
Reminder that critics hate art
I made a Reddit account just so I can post
>A SECOND ROTTEN REVIEW!
When it finally happens.
>>68255527
BvS did almost no profit you baboon.
production, marketing and all the crap did cost more than the other movies together.
>>68260154
[Citation Needed]
>>68259260
Please tell me this is b8, how can anybody be this delusional?
>>68260154
It planted the seed for a box office juggernaut cinematic universe, and it pissed off a lot of people who are tired of Marvel corporate-crafted schlock.
>>68260152
That's not an Elf that's a sword.
>>68260149
Reminder that critics hate dour, pretentious superhero films about sad CGI men punching each other.
>>68255527
I know this is shitty copypasta but it doesn't even make sense.
>DC best vidya
What the fuck, other than the arkham series what does DC have?
Marvel has Spiderman 2, MvC, Incredible Hulk, Ultimate Alliance.
Injustice is really fun but it's just a derivative of another game, competitive play is nowhere near the level of MvC.
>>68254250
Is this the porn parody?
>>68250976
Enjoy your homecoming cinderella Spiderman disneyfag
>>68255527
>BvS has to be compared to Electra, Howard the Duck and Ghost Rider 2
>>68250976
>muh brand name wars
If you blindly support one corporation's products against another one, then you are the biggest fucking sheep there is. Look at films individually as their own thing and evaluate them as such. Otherwise, go back to /co/.
>>68261230
Money spent on marketing is still money spent on the film. Why would you ignore that?
>friend is a massive dc comicfag, has a batman tattoo
>came out of BvS, he says we should have just saw deadpool a second time instead
>>68256777
>tfw aunt may will never spank u for staying past your bedtime
just kill me bros
>>When I see Civil War's ratings
https://youtu.be/_z4NKRTo4MQ?t=689
I UNLEASH MY POWER
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68254033
Wow. Even the 18+ ones? Blimey. Crikey. Guacamole.
Civil War to 1 billion when?
>>68263766
1 day after release
