Pic related scene
>Zemo, shows the footage to Bucky, Tony, and Cap of Bucky Murdering Tony's parents
>Tony gets really emotional and attacks Cap
>Fight ensues
>Tony blows Bucky's arm off
>Tony gets his ass handed to him by Cap
>Cap Wins
He doesn't die you fuckers. Screencap this post, and ask me any questions you have about the plot
>>68250388
Why was Peter there?
how make jokes are there?
is it fun?
>>68250388
Why would they have Captain America beat Iron Man?
For what purpose? Why does anyone "win" this fight?
>>68250413
Peter just shows up, no explanation. I suppose Tony shot him a text before the battle. He is only in costume for the airport fight. You see him in his shitty homemade costume in a youtube video
>>68250388
>Tony gets his ass handed to him by Cap
after the melee fight with Bucky and Cap he could easily fly away and shoot Steve but yeah decided not to
>>68250388
Does Pepper Potts jump in an Iron Man suit?
>>68250437
Because it's 2 on 1 a Super Soldier and an assassin for majority of the fight. Tony's armor gets pretty fucked up
>>68250463
Pepper is only mentioned, her and Tony are 'on a break' and this messes with his emotions
>>68250450
>You see him in his shitty homemade costume in a youtube video
Aunt May wondering about it while doing the laundry when?
>>68250500
Maymays
Rate the movie out of 10.
>>68250500
Idk but Aunt May was fucking HOT, Tony even makes a comment about her being attractive for an 'older women' Maybe he'll become Peter's step uncle
I'll use a trip guys
>>68250517
about 5. disapointing
>>68250476
I get the concept of how he would lose I'm just curious as to why they wrote it this way. Who is siding with Cap in this movie at all? Seems like they're going out of their way to make you sympathize with Stark. Having Cap beat the shit out of him after his perfectly reasonable reaction seems to just further that end.
>>68250517
10/10 I fucking loved it
>>68250517
7.8/10, too much water.
Does anyone die?
>nobody dies
why?
The tripfag is not me, so disregard his answers.
>>68250565
War Machine ends up disabled.
>>68250565
>>68250571
Why so fixated on death? Does seeing someone die on screen make your peepee hard?
>>68250583
We saw that in the trailer, but I'm asking about death
guys Im the real OP. ignore this loser>>68250572
>>68250594
Does imagining strangers peepee's hard make your peepee hard?
>>68250565
Nobody dies (unless you consider Crossbones suicide bomb) the worst injury is War Machine is crippled from the waist down. Vision aims for Falcon, misses him, and the blast that you see in the trailer is what paralyzes him
>>68250621
its okay DCuck, your movies is dead anyway
Guy who's seen the movie pls respond: >>68250532
I just don't see why Cap is right at all. How do they make you sympathize with him in the movie or am I giving it too much credit to say it could possibly have that much depth?
>>68250450
This sounds amazing. 10/10
B R A V O M A R V E L
>>68250645
My movie? I don't have a movie, only a hard peepee.
>the Black Mugambo is completely irrelevant to the plot
lmao
>>68250653
Watch this short clip
http://youtu.be/1BQnCIR_deQ
Pretty much shows how he feels about the situation. Also everyone is pissy at Winter Soldier who did the things he did under mind control. You do feel really bad for Tony though in the end
>>68250388
>It's a "Anon guesses about a movie he hasn't seen" episode
>>68250677
That makes two of us.
>>68250632
SO Godlike super being has piss poor aim. Why? Is there something wrong with hisvision/?
>>68250702
Screencap this whole goddamn thread, I am not lying or making shit up. This is the real deal. You can see for yourself next month
>>68250450
>YaBlewIt.jpg
People who have actually seen the movie have said that there's a scene where Tony visits Peter
>>68250695
Thank you, I was looking for this so I could respond to the same person with it
In the comics, the registration includes giving up your secret identity to the public, putting your friends and family at huge risk of death. They probably removed that part in the movie to make Tony somewhat relatable, otherwise it's overwhelmingly Cap's side that is the right one.
is zemo good?
>>68250716
Not just piss poor aim, his feelings for Wanda fuck with him. Idk how to explain it in text, it's really an accident
>>68250741
No he's a villain.
>>68250723
so how did you end up seeing it early?
I want to discuss the most pressing issue in Civil War:
Widow's haircut: yea or nay?
>>68250723
>You can see for yourself next month
no thanks.
>>68250764
Why don't they just CGI her eyes to point in the same direction?
Am I the only person that can't find her attractive because of her lazy eye?
>>68250730
The anon asked why Peter was 'there' >implying the airport fight.
I do know what i'm talking about. The youtube clip you see of him in his shitty costume is in his apartment.
how would you rate the Thanos end credit scene? is his motivation finally clear after 5 movies?
>>68250764
Yea. Long hair always looks better.
>>68250388
Is the parking lot fight in the middle of the movie like /tv/ is convinced? Is there a even biggerer betterer fight at the end?
>>68250758
that wasnt what i meant, sorry. i meant is he enjoyable in the film
>>68250741
He doesn't even have a uniform or do any fighting, he's in street clothes and just orchestrates shit. He's actually a pussy, Black Panther stops him from killing himself
>>68250460
in one of the trailers bucky rips the arc reactor out of ironmans suit you retard
what is Martin Freeman's role in the movie?
>>68250806
How does he try to kill himself? Like what do you actually see specifically?
>>68250794
There isn't a Thanos end credits scene. The end credits scene is a glimpse of Wakanda, and Bucky going into Cryo sleep by choice becauss he can't control himself. Only saw one after credits clip though, apparently there is a 2nd one for the worldwide release
>>68250819
god I can smell it flopping already
>>68250819
He plays a small man with big hairy feet.
sounds like bullshit. how did you manage to see it this early?
>>68250797
That is the biggest fight in the movie and it's more towards the end. It isn't the last fight though, the last is between Bucky, Cap, and Iron Man
Where is my marisa tomei?
-Jason Alexander-
>>68250853
He promised disney he'd shill the film for the next few weeks.
>>68250853
Fan screenings aren't until tomorrow. OP should revise his story and come back then.
>>68250739
That and pretty much no one has secret identities in the movies.
>>68250824
He hangs himself while masturbating. Black Banter cuts the rope and says, "Kitty wants some candy," and forces his erect penis into his mouth, to which Zemo responds, "EWWWWW it feels like sandpaper!"
>>68250763
>>68250853
Early screening
>>68250824
With a bomb
>>68250388
If Steve doesn't die, I can't give this movie anything other than a 7/10. Once again, they keep talking about the previous movies like there's consequences but there really isn't. No one important dies, the good guy wins, everything is hunky dory at the end. I'm sick of it.
>>68250893
early screenings start tomorrow
>>68250875
I've seen the movie haha you can deny it all you want. Just make a folder with screencaps of this thread so you can see how wrong you are
>Russos decide to freeze Cap do a quick asspull for him in Infinity Wars
OP here guys. Im gonna level with you.
Disney paid me to promote the film here. They gave a few details. I haven't seen the film yet
>>68250917
Well if you don't believe i've seen it just wait until someone else shills out the same spoilers. I have no reason to lie to anons on the internet
>>68250919
>Still no ticket pics
>>68250943
Shut the fuck up
>>68250632
Reminds me of trying to hit an enemy champion with a jhin w or lux ult
>>68250909
enjoy your movie, I'm sure you'll be buying more advanced tickets for Phase 3 and Phase 4
>>68250388
Haven't read the whole thread yet, but here's my early prediction.
>ITT: Person who saw the movie says it is not quantifiably mankind's greatest achievement. Mouseketeers have a meltdown and say that is impossibles.
>>68250422
there are 14 puns and 2 dozen quips, with a couple gags thrown in for good measure
Black Panther "steals" the movie?
Black Panther is the best thing of the movie?
>>68250979
Enjoy your stay, and feel free to ask anything about the movie
>>68250992
>Black man steals
You're comment is problematic. Kill yourself, shitlord.
>>68250992
Nope, Spider-Man steals the movie.
>>68250977
Oh I'all be there opening night. 7/10 is good. I'll just have lost faith that Marvel can deliver stories with impact instead of having every movie feel like a "villain of the week" episode or something.
>>68250891
okay i've also seen the movie tell me this.
tell me do any characters kiss in the movie? and if so which ones
>>68251029
never heard of him. Is he some sort of new character?
>>68251045
Black Panther and Spider-Man
Cap almost kisses Bucky
War Machine is implied to have had sex with Scarlet Witch
>>68251045
Steve and Agent 13 kiss and Sam's reaction is pretty funny
>>68251069
how does it happen tell me the exact location and context
>>68251045
Black Mugambo kisses all the women doesn't he? I hear there is a rumoured scene where he escorts each one back to mugambo land
>24 posters
>no actual spoilers
shocking
>>68251062
>Black Panther and Spider-Man
>Cap almost kisses Bucky
I wasn't planning on seeing this until redbox, but if this is true I will be there opening night.
>>68251090
Looks like he got it correct by your response, why do you need more info?
>>68251130
Because that's information that anyone who has read a review knows.
>>68251026
Go back to re ddit, Son
>>68251121
>redbox
you're one of those people? HAHAHA
>>68251062
>War Machine is implied to have had sex with Scarlet Witch
TFW /tv/'s waifu is a snicker licker.
>>68251146
Then why the fuck did you ask a question anyone who read review would have known?
You fucked up
>>68251096
>>68251172
This.
Ask me something more important anon >>68251146
>>68251148
Only with shitty movies I watch on date night with your mother.
>>68251172
Wasn't that guy, just poking more holes in your """spoilers"""
When they have theBLACKEDscene, who has the bigger dong?
>>68251196
Vision can make his dong as long as he wants. He passes through Wanda's bedroom walls and fucks her in her sleep
>>68251147
What is this re eddit? Is it anything like Reddit?
>>68251147
There is a valid reason it thought you were spam.
>>68251196
GIANT MAN
He even goes "now Payne is what you're into"
>>68251211
does itcome in black?
>>68251250
nope, green shaft, maroon tip
>>68251250
>Green Cape
>Red Skin
>Black dick
Means something to you?
Scarlet Witch has a love romantic shit or just she´s hanging around all the movie?
>>68250450
But that's weird, that Peter is young and has to got a motivation to choose a side in this kind of fights
>>68251289
His cape is yellow, you succulent manbeast.
>>68251324
She alternates between Falcon, War Machine and Black Window
>>68250450
Where does his costume come from.
>>68250437
>Why does anyone "win" this fight?
because their mothers dont have the same name
>>68251334
Tony gives him a super suit in exchange for help in the fight, Spider-man actually takes Cap's side once he understands the situation and makes a decision on his own.
>>68251358
BAHAHAHA. Sick bantz, bruh.
>>68251350
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!, you REKT me.
>>68251361
>tony gives him the super tight suit in which he refers to him as "underoos"
>Peter, wear this suit. It reminds of little boys in small undies
Is iron man a paedophile?
>>68250450
Which youtube video?
>>68251361
So Tony Stark manipulates a teenage boy into risking his life in a war he should have no involvement in?
>>68251350
>Black Window
>>68251399
you spelled it like a disgusting britbong, but yes. Yes he is.
>>68251410
Yes, both in the comics and Movie
In the comics he straight up says "trust me and do what I say, and then you get to learn what you're signing up for"
>>68250388
Is Secretary Thundercunt a secret bad guy?
>>68251494
He's HYDRA
>>68251494
He's RED HULK.
>>68251455
I haven't read the comics, but from what I keep hearing, Tony Stark comes of as a legitimately bad person. Besides the Spider-man business, is that present at all in the movie?
So how does it end? Theyre buddies again?
Sounds like a pointless movie
>>68251494
He's COBRA
>>68251532
no his motivations arn't forced, he is going through a lot of shit, break up with pepper, rodey getting hurt, and then he see's a video of his father getting killed by the man standing next to him..
the guy has legit reasons for the way he reacts
>>68251558
>sounds like a Marvel movie.
That's right, cunts. These movies are fucking cotton candy.
>>68251582
Bucky was under nazi mind control, no? I mean, showing a video of his father being murdered is pretty terrible under any circumstance, but why should that be a reason for hating Bucky? Or do they play with that as a theme?
>>68251600
I love cotton candy!
>>68251406
Not one legitlly online, one in the movie
>>68250500
Post more Marisa.
>>68251558
Cap breaks his team out of the raft and we last see Cap in Wakanda. Him and Tony aren't on good terms. He got his ass BEAT, it's brutal
>>68251648
They show Bucky literally slamming his metal fist into Howard's face twice. It's brutal. Tony sees it happen on the video and I don't think he gives a shit whether Bucky was mind controlled to do it or not
>>68251690
>Peter gets to cum in this every night
>>68251361
>>68251410
That looks like something that Iron Man would do, but i don't think they will go too far to make him look like a bad person
>>68251648
the whole dilema of the movie, is mainly bucky as a barier between tony and cap agree'ing..
basically to stark, bucky is a prime example of why the gov. needs to control what the avengers do. Bucky is technically an empowered individual (highly trained assassin with a robotic arm). So this entire film has stark teatering on the verge of a life crisis (what with his relationship crumbling. rhody getting paralyzed waist down). There is a moment where stark cracks, this moment is when zemo reveals the video of starks father being killed by bucky, it doesnt make him look like a bad guy it makes him look like a guy going through shit. he doesnt "hate bucky" he just hates what he has done, and how not only is he proff that in starks mind, he is right, but the guy also murdered his dad, and now stark's close "friend" is defending him. Stark basically flips the fuck out. (and gets his ass handed to him)
>>68250388
>image.png
>>68251848
Yep, screenshotted it from the trailer and typed this up on my mobile device, go ahead and REEEEE
>>68251791
Keep going
>>68251845
>(and gets his ass handed to him)
this annoys me, don't know why
>>68251903
Because you think Iron Man is some god. He gets taken on by Cap and Bucky and his suit gets pretty fucked up. It's not impossible.
>>68251957
Its not that, he sees his Dad get killed by a guy standing next to him, and gets fuck all revenge
feels weird
>>68250388
So in the end they don't became friends like what happened in the stupid resolution and finale of BvS? This should be good
>>68251993
He's taking revenge out on the wrong person, it wouldn't make anyone feel better in the end. Jessica Jones killed Luke Cage's wife under mind control, and in the end he was still pissed about her deception about it, but he didn't try to kill her.
>>68252194
>and in the end he was still pissed about her deception about it, but he didn't try to kill her.
what a cuckold
>>68251731
>I don't think he gives a shit whether Bucky was mind controlled to do it or not
Well that's kind of shitty, isn't it? It literally wasn't Bucky's fault.
>>68253029
According to Calvinism, it was.
>>68250500
Feige has said that if he made it his life's mission to bring that moment to the big screen
Nice try faggit
>>68250632
>War Machine
>Industrial sized penis that puts the rest of the team to shame
>Gets paralyzed from the waist down so his gargantuan dick no longer works
And people say the Jews don't run Hollywood.
>>68250450
literally BvS cameo
>>68250388
Literally Lex antagonizing Supes and Bats,Marthapays for it
>>68250806
Literally Lex, bats stops him from killing himself
>>68250632
>nobody dies
true dat
>guy crippled from waist down
true dat
Boy, BvS was a good film.
>>68251069
Literally bats and wondy flirting
>>68251361
literally the Kryptonite trade in BvS
>>68251731
Literally "muh damage control" like Supes wrecking metropolis
>>68250992
>Black Panther steals/was the best part/any variation of extreme praise
>how to tell if someone has white guilt
>>68255069
>implying the Iron Man Suit doesn't run on mid control
You don't see a joystick or buttons anywhere, do you? Rhodes will be just fine, but he'll be in the suit permanently now.
>>68250819
Himself with an American accent
>>68255142
What the fuck are you going on about?
So this is fake then?
>>68255234
heyo
>>68250565
Deaths in a marvel film?!?! That would require some form of tension! And Drama! Marvel can only do loud noises!
>>68255183
Mind control.
The suit runs on mental commands. Always has.
>>68255318
Who gives a shit? That's got fuck all to do with what I was talking about, you self-important teenage loser. Go talk about Iron Man's suits with the friends you don't have.
>>68255380
>Makes penis jokes and jew jokes in the same post
>Calls others teenagers.
No class today, boy?
>>68255380
>self-important teenage loser
Someone's got their panties in a twist.
Also, self-esteem is a GOOD quality.
>mfw I realize summer is here
>>68255234
It's from a Marvel video game. You really think Stark would have him helmet on in a scene like that with the crazy money they pay RDJ?
>>68255678
Yes
>>68255123
You can break down any movie and make it seem like a direct copy like that, shut the fuck up.
>Spider-Man's cameo makes more sense than Wonderwomans who literally just shows up because the plot demanded it, and Batman would have been blasted by Doomsday
>Zemo isn't showing the clip to make Cap and Tony fight.
>When did Lex try to kill himself?
>Superman died in BvS and they did the rising dirt shit
>The guy paralyzed in BvS is from rubble, not an androids blast
>We've seen Agent 13 & Steve interacting in a previous film, something we have yet to see in DC's shitshow
>This anon you're replying to wasn't me. Spidey is not bribed, and he does not switch sides. The last we see of Spidey he is lying on the ground of the airport and Tony tells him "You did good kid, go home"
>Just shut the fuck up haha
>>68255234
>>68255257
>>68255678
>>68255747
The suit is from Age of Ultron
>>68256943
5 mickey-coins deposited to your disney account
when you consider the technology available to the avengers and shield at this point
is being paralysed from the waist down really that bad? they can cure death but not cripples?
>>68257934
10 Bugs Bucks have been deposited to your Warner account
>>68258042
Rhoday will just stay in his suit 24/7, easy.
If Tony makes something for him, I hope it's Extremis. Please let it be extremis.
>>68258292
Not him, but this is one of the capeshitters most pathetic argument. This is why you guys ruin the board, because you let yourself get personally butthurt when someone talks bad about a movie you like.
Keep on fighting cucks.
>>68258487
I literally just reversed his post to prove a point
>>68258042
>hawkeye gets blasted with a hydra raygun and has a hole in his belly
>dont worry bro, this cradle literally creates tissue
>war machine gets crippled turns into Jamal Xavier
>tough shit nigger, here have a wheelchair and gtfo
So if no one dies in the end, who is the second funeral for?
>>68250450
Undarrated post
>>68250388
ITT: OP peddles shit he read on Tumblr
>>68255123
>>68256943
It's not that it's a copy because it's not, it's that Marvel will be praised for plot points DC was shit on for.
>>68259589
That's the difference between doing something poorly, and doing something well anon.
hows the relationship between tony and natasha or is there none?
>>68261110
also tony/natasha is best otp
