>ywn become a millionaire just by having fun with your pals
jdimsa
>>68241150
You know when Knoxville is 50 he's going to be limping everywhere and in constant pain.
That's not "fun".
>>68241186
>not living in the moment
>Ryan Dunn died 5 minutes away from my house
>>68241229
Does living in the moment involve permanently breaking your penis.
>>68241260
You should have picked up pieces of debris from the accident scene and sold them on ebay.
>>68241186
That's probably going to come from the literal inbreeding.
>>68241260
what's it like to live in America? from the outside looking in I get the impression that life and the day to day is very veiled behind a supposed "meaning" that people aren't aware of but allows you all to sort of trot along, move forward in your life like a cog - not to say that this is bad, I mean a functioning cog.
do you ever, on a sunday evening or afternoon when you realize that for this week the groceries are mostly depleted, go down to your local grocery store, the modest and kind of small store that caters usually just to a suburb, and then park your car and look out at the lot and the centre and see that it's all lit dimly by by the dozen lights and see lots of people in their sunday day wear, you know, casual clothes just walking out with various essentials to tide them over until Wednesday and you kind of sit and think in the car that wow is this all there is? do you get this feeling in America?
>>68241424
Are you on drugs you filthy foreigner?
>>68241424
>people in other countries don't work regular jobs that likely offer no other reward than paying the bills, teh don't pass time with inanities, and they don't grocery shop
okay fag
>>68241424
You want to know what it's like to be American? Watch this webm, this is what it's like ALL THE TIME.
>>68241575
No I'm asking if they recognize it very often
>>68241297
What happened there?
>>68241397
???????
>>68241602
god bless ameriga :DD
>>68241424
I guess but that doesn't seem specific to us
>>68241791
It isn't I live in Norway and I feel the same way. I don't understand what he was trying to prove with that question.
>>68241424
are you high?
>>68241424
>what's it like to live in America? from the outside looking in I get the impression that life and the day to day is very veiled behind a supposed "meaning" that people aren't aware of but allows you all to sort of trot along, move forward in your life like a cog - not to say that this is bad, I mean a functioning cog.
do you listen to Fleet Foxes by any chance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaZGHcFTTHw
>>68241150
>fun
The only guy who I can believe is having fun is Johnny Knoxville. The rest are a bunch of dope fiend skater losers who would be male street prostitutes if they weren't pals with Knoxville.
>>68241424
No they get shot before they make it to the store
>>68241150
>ywn have to insert a catheter twice daily because you crushed your dick in a motorcycle accident.
>>68241976
Epic bro. Such a sick burn. Did your Imam think that one up or was it an original sick burn created by you?
>It’s just like a dog’s chew-toy down there. I broke my penis about three years ago trying to backflip a motorcycle. So that didn’t help its appearance—although it’s pretty cute. I still have to use a catheter twice a day and it’s been three years now. I can piss without it. I just have to keep the scar tissue from constricting down there. It looks like a sock that’s lost its elasticity. You know the kind that droop around your ankles? That’s what my penis looks like.
>>68242019
America has a more muslim percentage than my country
And we don't have 50 million blacks and 90 million Hispanics to boot
I'm happy
>>68241424
Is this guy for real?
>>68241655
He literally broke his dick on a motorcycle. He has to open his urethra to pee
>>68242097
No you aren't. You also aren't funny.
>>68242082
How do you break your dick when it's flaccid??
>>68242246
He tore his uretha. He thought he was peeing himself afterwards; it was blood shooting out with his pulse
>>68242246
By being a jackass
>>68242287
So, can he even get it up now or use it?
>>68241424
sorry dude
I don't see your point
>>68242287
jesus...
>>68241424
DUDE
>>68241150
see>>68242082
>>68242287
I can make money and arguably get somewhat famous by not almost killing myself. And if I don't at least I never torn my uretha
>>68241150>>68242082
americans are stupid and poor enough to do anything to get a few dolaroos
>>68242640
I laughed.
Say what you will about Americans but at least they aren't the British or Germans.
>>68241260
Ever thought that you probably drove over pieces of his brain on your way to work?
>>68242759
>Say what you will about Americans
I will, you fat wanker.
>>68242824
>Bongoloids this butthurt that they're inbred faggots that are forced to suck Muslim dick everyday
I'm gonna go out back and drink a cold beer, BBQ some burgers, and shoot one of my guns at whatever the fuck I feel like shooting it at. Enjoy your sharia law, mammothmouth.
>>68242890
>BBQ some burgers
What a surprise.
>>68242759
At least Americans are not White.
>>68242351
when have you ever heard of a man recovering the use of his dick after it has been broken
no anon, he can't
>Make a thread about Jackass
>yuropeasants come in and start crying about America
Shouldn't you be watching Geordie Shore with the guy your mom fucks so she can get your little sister free burkas to wear to the raping grounds?
>>68242935
Yep, and I'd dump a 45 round in your fucking brain pan while eating one if you ever tried to stop me too, faggot.
>>68243028
Shouldn't you be getting shot at school?
>>68243028
Don't you dare address me, blobslime. Do it again and we'll have a problem.
>>68243090
>fatass can't even hold the sign the right way up
Typical Amerilard.
>>68241993
how could they not fix his urethra with surgery? I don't get it. Obviously i'm not a doctor but if they can cut up your dick and make a "vagina" out of it surely they can do this?
>>68243097
Shouldn't you be facing Mecca while you watch your wife's son's father's imam please her sexually?
>>68243132
Here have another sign.
>Yuropoors thinking they have shit on best America
You're welcome for all those World Wars we saved your asses in too. We should have let Hitler have you, hindsight's 20/20 I guess.
>>68241424
you're referring to ennui, which is a universal concept
>>68243250
Fatty.
>>68243123
What are you going to do, use a picture of an illegal butter knife to threaten me on Twitter? I'll just call the bobbies and have them put you in prison.
>>68243284
Wow you sure got me with those hardcore "bantz". I guarantee I'm more fit than you are. Post a pic you britslob and lets see that mocha skin of yours.
ITT: 1776 part 2.
>tfw black and British
WHO DO I FIGHT FOR?
>>68243365
Why do you take pictures of yourself like that? To show women?
>>68243365
>that thin hair
>that lamp
>that mark on the wall
wew lad
>>68243426
Uh, yeah, why the fuck else would I? You ever heard of tinder?
>>68243365
>Wow you sure got me with those hardcore "bantz"
Well I obviously did because you replied you fat boy.
>>68243365
>those legs
>>68243453
>>68243468
Really? That's all you've got? Jesus Christ.
>>68243500
Post yours fatfuck. Guarantee you won't.
>that half of jackass that only did gross stuff 90% of the time
easily the worst part
>>68243365
>chicken legs
>balding
>dirty carpet
>dirty mirror
>dirty wall
>clothes hanging out of drawer
>unmade bed
>getting someone else to take the photo
>>68243584
I'm not balding, none of my shit is dirty, and thanks for posting your picture you fucking coon.
The true face of "white" Britain ladies and gentlemen.
>Try to have a Jackass thread and it gets ruined by some Chad and a bunch of mad autistic samefagging yuros
>>68243640
>I'm not balding
Sure you aren't, champ.
>>68243584
You know i kind of think mr. /fit/ is kind of a faggot but he's got a point. For all that shit talking i don't see you posting yourself, probably for good reason am i right?
I've got my own criticisms of that picture but i'm not gonna say shit because i'm not posting myself here for you faggots to nickpick about. So put up or shut up, bitch.
>>68243712
Obviously light shining off my wet hair. Keep making shit up you third world faggot, it's really helping your cause.
>>68243365
POST DICK
>>68243252
I know what I'm referring to, the point of my post was to ask if American's experienced it very much. It seems like there's a naivete about the citizens of the country that keep them all in good spirits and I guess for the sake of getting the idea across quickly "blue pilled."
>>68243750
>>68243760
Samefag.
>>68243777
>It seems like there's a naivete about the citizens of the country that keep them all in good spirits
You literally just described Europe to a T though
>>68243789
Literally not possible, thanks for showing your newreddit colors though faggot.
Everytime I try to enjoy Double Nickels on the Dime around someone, the pleb gets excited over the Jackass theme song.
>>68243834
>calling someone reddit
Sick burn bro
>>68241150
I would always get tons of anxiety when I watched these movies because I had friends like these but I never retaliated when someone put their balls on my face while I was sleeping or stuff like that and I never wanted to do reckless dangerous stuff. Eventually they all started to hate me and called me faggot and stuff like that. Kinda ruined these movies for me.
>>68243760
>being this buttblasted about losing your hair
>>68243865
Lets just agree that you'\re mad as fuck and I blew you the fuck out so I can go to bed with my gf, okay?
>>68243900
But I'm not, sameredditfag.
>>68243930
>you'\re
What is that?
>have 15 minutes of fame
>spend all your money on drugs
>become broke and washed up at 30
>attentionwhore yourself with other celebrities to remain relevant
Sounds awful
But at the cost of going to the hospital and being in pain constantly.
>>68243955
>Calling out an inadvertent typo is all you have left
Wow. Yeah, I'm going to bed. Good game, kid. (Not really, your shit was weak as fuck, rethink ever trying this again).
>>68241260
Post pics from where he died
>>68244021
no u
>>68243955
I think its a typo.
The apostrophe key is right above the forward slash key, at least it is on my keyboard, so its possible that he may have have accidentally hit it while typing.
>>68244018
Honestly they should have probably called it quits after the second movie or so. When you are young you can recover from almost anything. But when those idiots started hitting their 30's they really should have stopped. I gurantee most of them have injuries that will fuck with them for life.
>>68244083
Steve-O most likely has major injuries
>>68244113
I think Ryan Dunn wins there.
>>68241150
Johnny Knoxville
>Was the comedic relief in every movie
>Has to wear a catheter cause of his injuries
>Was on meds cause of the shit he's done
Steve-0
>Drugs
>Better
>TV show and a contestant that sued him and the network cause they got injured.
>Better now though
Bam Margera
>JUST
>FUCK
>MY
>LIFE
>UP
>Watch Celeb rehab
Ryan Dunn
>He's living up to his last name
Chris Pontious
>Probably doing well
The other guys are off screen and I'm guessing didn't earn as much money.
Yeah they were on tv and movies and have money but in the long run they pretty much hurt themselves for cash. I feel bad for Bam the most.
>>68243697
>yfw you realise everybody is autistic
>>68243777
I do not think that you can judge the entire population of a country.
I believe that the U.S has over 300 million registered citizens, even someone who lives in that country would not be able to give you an accurate estimation on their philosophical views.
Obviously some Americans will have the experience you described but some will not.
What country do you live in friend? Would you be comfortable saying that the majority of your country's population has recognized the pointlessness of existence and the worthlessness of their own individual lives?
>>68244219
>I feel bad for Bam the most.
why what happened? last i saw bam he was on that show getting married to that harpie psycho bitch
>>68244580
He got JUSTed.
>>68241150
I wonder if ryan well-done made a similar face to this in his last moments
>>68244646
>>68244646
holy fuck he's starting to look like don vito..
>>68244219
>Chris Pontius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v41G4JGAcHg
>>68241602
lmao
>>68243979
He is The MAN
The absolute madmen.
>>68244646
Genetics are fucked. Straight up went from pretty attractive to the second coming of Don Vito. It's funny, the other day I was watching Viva La Bam on YouTube and Ape said Bam's biggest fear was "becoming fat like his dad and uncle." RIP
>>68241424
why would this be different in america? are you from africa or some shit?
>>68241424
I think this guys trying to say people in america are generally happier then other countries due to the way of life and perception of life. I agree though. I've felt this way for a long time, that people are just "there", just cogs, that there's no way to make any meaning out of it and everyone just lives day to day, accepting or unaware of mediocrity. I wish I could find something more then "all this is".
>>68241186
Bro, he's 45 and already has trouble getting around. He'll be lucky to be walking at 60.
