PREVIOUSLY ON
I keep forgetting this season is even airing
Is the third med-evac happening tonight or is it really gonna be in the very end game?
woop woop
>>68235791
>the third medevac happens at FTC
>it's neal again
>>68236072
So?
Who /SuperIdol/ here?
I THOUGHT EVERYBODY HEAR OF THE SUPA IDOH
>>68236282
What an idiot.
everybody wants to be russell hantz it's pathetic
>>68236348
Name 3 people who want to be Russell
I CANT STAND IT
Did they explain the meaning of "Dara"?
>brawn obviously screwing around with the same people they need votes from to win
They really are idiots aren't they?
What season is this?
>>68236390
I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
>>68236416
Well they aren't the Brains tribe
>>68236416
yeah they're fucking dumb
>>68236391
I believe it's khmer for star
>>68236418
32
>>68236377
Scot Pollard
Kyle Jason
Brandon Hantz
>>68236423
IMA SEND IT STRAIGHT
How long do you think survivor will on for?
50 seasons? Untill Jeff retires?
What's the best survivor season to watch?
Why is Scot so based
>>68236467
Who takes over after Jeff?
>>68236467
If it can survive Jeff leaving, it could go on for another 10-15 years. Jeff leaving will probably kill it, though.
>>68236467
*be
>>68236491
It's impossible to watch any season without all the previous seasons in context.
>>68236491
Australia and Africa are goat
Fuck off /sp/edditors
>>68236513
Parvati
>>68236513
Russell
>Debbie
Seriously I can't fucking stand this bitch.
> Be afraid of Girl's alliance
> Cause girl's alliance
> Try to weaken opposing players
> Solidify them against you
LMAO
>>68236599
This.
poor Tie without his BeastModeCowboy
>play a game involving voting people out
>you're about to be voted out
>piss and whine about it
Reminder that these men are in their 30's
Anyone have some stream without bazilion of pop up ads, on mobile right now
Help me pls :)
>>68236514
It can't be that hard to find a new "Jeff".
HOL UP
Judasulia to her own gender
#ThrowLikeAGirl
>>68236578
I would be into that
>>68236730
that's how it feels having a good manager
you feel like you can easily survive without them
then a new shit one comes in and everything falls apart
>all of these pissed off bitches
BITCHES
FUCKING
REKT
>>68236730
Australian Survivor literally went out and found a new Jeff (with a medical degree)
>>68236578
>>68236839
There was a rumor somewhere that Parvati was already the choice to replace Jeff.
I like her, and she's one of the best that's played the game, but I don't think she can fill Jeff's shoes.
I want Tyson to take over. I think it'd be hilarious.
How many more seasons does Jeff have in him?
>>68236891
Survivor first debuted in Sweden.
Jeff isn't even the original Jeff.
>>68236891
holy shit that's hilarious
LOL SHELVETICA XD
>>68236513
>>68236578
>>68236599
>>68236897
why not Boston Rob?
>I'm glad Tai, you get your noodles
Pulling out the waicism
>>68236938
It's not that demanding of a gig. He literally just goes on a 39 day vacation twice a year to a tropical location.
They don't want you knowing this, but the creation of Survivor dates back hundreds of years to the founding of Florida.
You see, Juan Ponce de León had indeed found the fountain of youth those many years ago. Sadly, he could not understand how to manipulate it to grant him eternal youth. Instead, he gathered a team to investigate and develop a greater understanding of the fountain so that future generations of the de Leon family could reap the riches.
Well, many years passed and they finally figured out how to harness the powers of youth in the fountain.
It turns out, that a passionate connection must be made between man and the elements for it to work. The only notable problem is that the only one able to reap the benefits of the fountain of youth is he who connects man to the elements.
So, they (the investigators of the fountain of youth) knew they could not kid nap people as it would block the possibility of a connection to the elements between the person. Their solution? Survivor.
Jeff Probst, the great great great great great grandson of Juan Ponce de León was to be the host of the show in which he would place a number of people in the middle of nature for a reward they all desperately wanted. The only thing standing in their way? The fire. By day ten, each contestant would have a spiritual connection to his/her fire. And, because Jeff connected them to the elements, Probst maintains youth every time a contestant's flames are put out. Thus explaining his youthful appearance.
>>68236992
I don't think he'd do it.
>>68236992
Cause Rob sucks and most people hate him.
Putting him on as host would destroy ratings.
Why do blacks always refer to older white women as "miss"? Is it just natural to them since slavery?
>Julia thinking it's a good idea to take Jason and Scot to the end with her
JULIA NO
>>68237063
then why tf was he asked to play 4 times?
>>68237080
more of a southern thing than a black thing
Good bye Julia. Your tripe has talked
>>68237063
Nah, casuals love Rob. He wouldn't make a good host, though. Just imagine him asking questions at tribal.
>>68237015
KEK
Do we know who gets the medivac, it's Debbie isn't it ?
>>68236992
The host needs a normal accent
>>68237098
Cause he makes good TV.
>they put it out again
> The chicken on his shoulder
>>68237194
Is there another one today?
Did these bitches forget about the super idol?
>>68237269
I don't think it's tonight but it looked like Debbie had a big thing of puss on her back/shoulder at the earlier challenge
>Tumblr telling people they're emotional
They need someone with overall appeal to be the new host.
Pavarti would be good just cause she was a good player and has sex appeal. Coach would be pretty good. He's pretty much one of the most popular players. Amanda or Rupert would work also.
>>68237281
I don't think they know what the supah idor does, just that it exists.
Cool challenge
>>68237281
they don't actually know about it
if dubs, Tai wins
>jason
>scott
>tai
>JUST
>Michele BTFO
>>68237400
more like the women trying to do their chains
>JUST
Julia please
<3
This is a great challenge
>>68237457
YESSSS
TUMBLR BTFO
J U L I A
U L I A J
L I A J U
I A J U L
A J U L I
I want to snuggle Julia
>>68237464
Agreed. My favorite this season.
>Aubry mad as fuck
Please vote out Debbie.
http://www.tmz.com/2016/02/26/survivor-contestant-guilty-crime-katrina-water/
need to get this old hag out
>>68237547
Seconding
>>68237547
this for fuck's sake
>>68236513
>>68236578
>>68236599
>>68236992
>>68236897
It's been pretty much agreed by anyone who's more than just a casual that the appropriate successor to Jeff would be John Kirhoffer
>>68236491
Pearl Islands if that's the only one you'll give a try. Otherwise, Heroes v. Villains, the best season, but it's strongly recommended you watch Samoa (which is awful) to fully enjoy HvV.
>>68237550
How the shit did CBS let her on the show?
>Toyota advertising Prius to criminals
???
>>68237550
>>68237547
"There is no way the three of them have an idol."
>debbie telling the plan directly to a clear enemy
>>68237617
so she could tell the other contestants that she had the ability to tell that the drinking water was clean enough to drink without boiling it first
by looking at it
I FUCKING TRUST YOU
>everyone voting for debbie
FUCK YES!
IT'S HAPPENING
>either my chocolatefu or the wicked witch goes home
>>68237603
Hate to break it to you but most Survivor fans are casuals. No one knows who John Kirhoffer is and viewers want someone familiar to take over.
Not to mention, he's only 2 years younger than Probst.
Shut the fuck up with the drama, debbie
>Jason
>Scot
>Ido
They should tell them about the Super Idol and what it does. That way, the others are forced to vote for someone in their own alliance, and Jason and Tai get to keep their idols.
>brawn & tai being this stupid
absolute madmen
>Pulls out the idols when they were safe
>Now they will be forced to flush one or both of them
Idiots. Though tbf, they didn't know the target wasn't on them.
>>68238015
Yeah that shit was dumb
Entertaining, though
A B S O L U T E M A D M E N
>deb BTFO
>brawn revealing their idols
Holy fuck best season
My sides
not enough pics of survivor hotties desu senpaitachi
get it together
The rock paper scissor act
Just fucking with them till the end
>>68237982
...or it worked out anyway.
>>68238015
they kept both idiot.
swag
>dat look on deb's face when she was eliminated
They were gonna play the super idol if shit hit the fan, and it didnt.. LOL
Tai, Scot, Jayson (and Julia if she doesnt switch) are guaranteed final 6, which would then lead to guaranteed final 4 if they stick together)
But now Tai has both idols......................
Holy shit
Aubry/Debbie/Michelle F3 spoiler was complete bullshit
Dunno whats gonna happen now
>>68238160
It's for Tai, Scot and Jayson to use as a super idol if they ever have to.
>>68238162
>Aubry/Debbie/Michelle
I would've stopped watching Survivor if that happened.
Very unconventional yet entertaining season
So they're going to spend next week trying to figure out exactly what this super idol does.
WANKERS
if tai flips to the girls side it will be the worst season ever.
>>68238228
she was so confused she said "fruther" instead of further
This topped the Jennifer sudoku tribal
I didn't know you could use the W word on tv
>>68238215
I thought it was going towards an obvious Aubry win which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, she's a solid player and a proper cunt
>>68238239
stupid llama
>>68238228
Watch the w-bombs please, this is a SFW board
>>68238284
She's Sophie but without a less attractive and more stubborn Albert
Faith in the show restored
Thats how u play a superidol lads
Tai keeps the supa idol for himself even when Scott and Jason could get voted out.
>>68238190
I saw a screencap of a note saying you cannot give the super idol to someone else
>>68238284
I'll give her credit, she is a smart player. And now that Debbie is gone, she actually has a chance. Debbie was holding her back.
>>68238099
This isn't even a top-10 season, m8. It's probably bottom-10, honestly.
Still entertaining though. At least it's not boring.
>>68238334
he's probably just giving the idol back to jason.
Is this season Gabon 2.0?
>>68237015
D E E P E S T L O R E
>>68237063
>beautiful wife
>rich af
>fans love him
how can one man be so based?
>>68238577
>has 4 children
>they're all daughters
JUST
I know you guys all hate her but I honestly think Aubrey is playing easily the best game.
Scott and Jason are madmen and it's amusing to watch but they are playing the game like complete assholes with such little regard for their well-being. I mean, literally trying to starve the opposition, revealing that you have two idols? What the fuck? Absurd.
Aubrey replaced cydney (an actual alliance asset) going home with Debbie who is nothing but a liability because she has incredibly poor judgment.
Say what you will but you have to admit that the idol is only going to save the boys for one week.
This
>>68238800
This
>>68238659
How? They can make this same play everyweek, right?
>>68238873
They will get voted for in majority next week which will force use of the idol. I'm certain unless Aubrey convinces Tai to flip with the idols (which is definitely possible)
It is going to be priority number one to remove that idol for everyone.
>>68239051
They have four votes and can veto after tally . they are unstoppable unless julia or tai weak ass flip..
>>68238162
That wasn't the spoiler though
The spoiler was thatit was Aubry and Michelle with the final spot being between Debbie and Sydney as their legs couldn't be fully determined in the picture
>>68238659
I don't hate Aubry at all, I really liked that moment when she said I fucking trust you to Cydney. She came up with a great plan and Cydney had her back and they were ready to chop Debbie down.
