Last words to your son after he impales you?
>"you'll always be a faggot son"
SM45H D4T LYK3
"I should never have married your pregnant mother when you were still in her womb. What a chump I feel."
I can't believe you've done this.
I fucked you're mum
"Wife's son, I..."
>>68232893
"You're adopted"
>stop triggering your father you cis fuck
>>68232893
>Why didn't Jerome wear a condom?
"Stop, dark son"
>>68232893
If they redeem Kylo I'm gonna be pissed. There's no way for him to be redeemed after killing his own father.
Ow
>>68232893
"I always knew we should have had an abortion."
If you ever get cucked kill her
>You're Chewbacca's
>>68233162
>There's no way for Darth Vader to be redeemed after blowing up a planet
>>68233162
Well Anakin got redeemed after literally killing little kids.
Never talk to me or my son again.
"If you impale me, you're a faggot"
>>68233162
He also had a hand in all the deaths from the starkiller. I know star wars is all about redemption but how can they justify a last second side switch and all is forgiven?
>>68232893"Thanks for finally taking out the trash."
>>68233220
But he was a good friend, kylo isn't.
>>68233269
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice ;)
>>68232893
>"I can't believe my wife's own son did this to me...
>>68232893
>You're actually only my wife's son
>>68232893
STOP, EVIL SON
>>68232893
>stop my invincible son
>>68232893
"what a fate this is, to be struck down by my wife's own son!"
>>68232893
Gays say what
>Luke never told you what really happend to your farther...
>>68232893
>thats a big lightsaber
>>68232893
>>68233414
>should've kept your mask on, big guy
>What are you gonna do? Impale me?
"You should really try to lose some weight."
>Your face looks like that cause I dropped you as a child
>>68233258
american protestant morality tbqh
>>68232893
"I regret convincing your mother to give you a sex change"
>>68232893
"Han solo dies at the end, killed by his son Kylo Ren"
Promise me ned
>>68232893
"You're only here because I didn't pull out of your mom's pussy. Think about that. Me and your mom having sex. In multiple positions. All around the house. Even in your bed."
>>68232893
>Now you're solo
>>68232893
"Finally, I have become the Star Wars: The Force Awakens™"
>>68232893
>if lightsabers make you remember things do blasters make you forget things?
>>68232893
>Sheev is behind it all
>You were adopted.
Kylo, don't tell kanjiclub
>>68232893
"I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!!!!.... bitch
''
Heh, nothing personnel, kid.
>So it's treason then...
>>68233574
I came here to post this.
I am not disappointed.
>You're still less of a disappointment than your brother.
I touched you when you were young.
Save Martha
harder, faster
>>68233076
You are no wifes son of mine
"Avenge me!"
>Wait this doesn't hurt, the blade's cgi lol
>>68234895
kek'd
why did solo even have to die
the light sabre would have instantly cauterized any flesh/internal organs if it hit any
>>68234778
Heh, nice
>>68232893
man, this board really turns to shit after schools in the US are let out.
>>68232893
I did shoot first
Congratulations, you killed me!
Now what's the next step of your master plan?
Thank you for let me flying solo, my son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A
>>68233428
Huh?
>>68234605
is that pokemon gym badges?
