Even if you had the skills, equipment and pure luck to be a superhero, how would you solve the problem of getting to crime or emergency before it happens?
>>68232227
Have connections among the African American community
I'd use my super powers/equipment to steal money and other valuable shit so I wouldn't have to work any more. Being a superhero is impractical and stupid.
>>68232227
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH TELEVISION AND FILM?
NUKE THIS BOARD. ITS OVER. IT'S DEAD.
Steal all the riches and kidnap all the hot female.
Now you have the only things criminals care about.
>>68232227
I met this dude once. Short as fuck, like 5'6" tops. Think he was wearing tall boots too. He was just hanging out in a strip club parking lot talking to the strippers trying to have a smoke.
Have the person writing your character be retarded
>>68232227
Well Ben Fodor gets around Seattle in his girlfriend's Kia.
>>68232359
Stay mad, smellbo.
>>68232359
What are you on about? This is /kino/
>>68232227
Pheonix Jones killed my father and once I finish my degree in robotics I'm taking him down
>>68232487
Why not now
>>68232487
What if you've gotten over it by then?
What if your robotics career becomes more important to you?
>>68232538
I need to build an impressive war robot otherwise the name robot master is just dumb
Great thread, assholes.
>>68232402
I lived in Seattle for a long time and ran across PJ a couple times, usually at some kind of con.
He's an amateur MMA fighter and I think he's taken a few too many blows to the head.
>>68232596
why not call yourself the master bator and use dildos as wepons
>>68232227
What is it about seattle that attracts so many degenerates and mentally ill people?
>>68232227
Follow the blacks.
I've thought about it a lot and the bare minimum superpowers you'd need to function as a classic comic book superhero in real life would be
1) super strength and durability, so you wouldn't die from getting stabbed/shot
2) some kind of precognition so you knew when and where random crimes were taking place
And there you have the premise of "Unbreakable"
>>68232680
Even better
>>68232227
Is Phoenix Jones still kicking people's asses anymore?
>>68232227
0. Track police comms, plan patrols, defend a small area and be highly mobile (own a car, a helicopter, or whatever. Like batman)
1. Fight organized crime
2. We both know you stole this thread from a /co/ thread of a few days ago.
>>68232685
>us 12s
>>68232487
have we just witness in this thread a villain being born?
commit the crimes
>>68233042
Don't worry, 4chan Man will stop him.
>>68233211
thats epic fail guy you newfag.
if i had super powers I would just be Omar. Stealing money and drugs from people with no legal recourse.
>>68233211
Does it come in XXXL?
>>68233668
It only comes in "Standard" which according to the size chart is a 42" chest (how that's standard, I don't know).
>>68232227
I'd use my super-senses.
But seeing as I don't have them I'd be a vigilante, not a superhero
>>68233037
They truly are the most degenerate fan base.
Granted I have actual superpowers, kill Soros and all the guys /pol/ says are manipulating the Government to see if it actually changes something.
If it doesn't, just don't do anything, trying to stop criminality by killing random drug dealers and robbers is like trying to empty the sea with a bucket.
>>68234213
who is this fluid druid?
>>68232998
Ben didnt really kick many asses, mostly he just gave blankets and sandwiches to homeless kids, hassled drunks on Cap Hill and posed for pictures.
