Well, you're free to leave at any time.
二つの単語
>>68227147
when the fuck are the new episodes coming out?
>>68227274
I don't know, how long was your sentence?
>>68227147
Isn't that kind of facetious? He knows damn well they aren't free to leave
Why are chatrooms still a god damn thing?
>>68227627
Their free to walk outside, and get arrested.
>>68227147
fucking entrapment. Bootlickers and reddit love this shit.
>>68227707
What are my other options f-a-m?
>>68227859
stab yourself in the neck with a pen
>>68227933
o-option 3?
>>68227147
This proves free will doesn't exist.
>>68227708
I just find it funny desu, most of these guys have brain problems and should have been aborted anyways, least this way they rot in jail instead of one day acting out on their desires to fuck children.
>>68227627
the cops will leave boot marks all over the nice tile floor and eat all the cookies if they come in
>>68227958
Plead insanity.
>>68227958
stab chris hansen in the neck with the pen
>>68227708
>defending mentally ill people who would have had sex with underage children given the opportunity
You're free to leave (life) at any time.
>>68227147
>How dare you date a girl before shes been plowed by chad!
I would love to see one of the guys knock Hansen off his moral high ground for once, and ask what is wrong with what they do.
>>68228024
>children
>14-17
If they can reproduce, then they are adults. There is a reason why they never use 9 year old girls for these stings.
>>68229107
>>68229165
Why don't you have a seat right there?
>>68227708
>says the pedophile
There's always one in every thread.
>>68229358
Why dont you have a seat on my lap?
>>68229358
Im sorry i didn't have your privileged upbringing and with it get a loyal wife and two kids,with a nice house in Connecticut.
You must feel so good about yourself looking down upon us evil men who didnt even have half the opportunities you did.
Where now we must wait till women are 18 and already indoctrinated to be "independent" or lost their virginity to be able to date and procreate with them.
Journalism must be so hard right?
>>68227708
I'm a pedo and I find it funny. Maybe because I would never touch a kid and it's nice to watch guys that do get knocked down a peg, idk
>>68227992
I wonder why no one ever tried this
Do you still eat it, knowing what they've fed?
>>68229936
>I'm a pedo
Kill yourself. Slowly.
>>68227708
It's not entrapment. It would be entrapment if the cops approached the pedophile offering underage sex. Instead, the cops just hang around posing as underage kids waiting for a pedophile to approach them.
>>68230116
>being on /tv/
>not being a pedo
Fucking neo/tv/
>>68227147
of course
>>68229358
>he doesn't live in a country where fucking 14 year olds is legal
Land of the free.
>>68230089
yes
>>68230089
Na I don't eat it anymore since I heard like 30 franchises in Britbongistan stopped serving ham because sandniggers requested it.
I know it isn't the company's fault because they were franchises, but you still have the rights and duty to protect the image of your name. Subway let it happen.
>>68227147
>>68227147
>thought crimes exist in the American legal system
Nice one Americucks.
Chris Hansen with be the Jimmy Saville of America. They'll find out he was running a rape/murder white slavery ring out of Moldova for decades.
>>68230422
>thought crime
>goes to house
>>68230687
>no child was ever even involved at any point
>>68230767
>pedopeans
>>68227627
they're free as in free beer, not freedom
>>68230342
How does sympathy for a kiddy-didler taste?
>>68230378
>I know it isn't the company's fault because they were franchises, but you still have the rights and duty to protect the image of your name. Subway let it happen.
I dunno if you're joking or not, but that's exactly why I haven't since the Jared shit. Whether they knew what he was up to or not(they did),they put him in the financial and social position he used to fuck children. Then in turn, by their own admission, his story and ad campaign boosted their profits by a third.
They'll never see another dime from me.
>>68231541
What part of my post could be construes as a joke? It seems we completely agree on Subway being responsible for different issues.
>>68228024
>/tv/ not mentally ill
Anon, I...
>>68229641
....wait, what?
OH CWAP
>>68232550
Hansen had a comfortable and privileged life, so he shouldn't look down on others.
>>68227958
role playing chatroom for your freedom, but you must use no rubber.
>>68229641
>my substandard upbringing is the cause of my pedophilia
get your fuckin head checked m8
>>68227147
Has it ever happened that one of the guys brought a gun?
I mean I could see it happen. I wouldn't need a gun to rape an underage girl, but in case the parents get home early or the situation is a trap by someone trying to rob you, it's nice to have protection.
Has this happened before?
>>68233950
Some guy rolled up with guns in his truck.
The cops got him straight away with tasers and shit.
>>68227659
I reckon nearly all the time you're chatting to an older male, whether it's a role player or a fed, you're chatting to some 50yo dude
who was the scariest predator
>>68233950
one guy had like, duct tape, a knife and I think a shotgun in his truck, he was an ex marine is all I can remember
>>68229641
>its societies fault I'm a sick fuck
when was the last time you talked to a human outside your family for more than a minute?
>>68227147
hahaha DC BTFO
>>68234425
7 months ago
>>68232876
Lmao
That's a good post!
>>68234448
what the fuck is this faggots problem
>>68234184
Honestly, I can't think of any that weren't cringe-inducingly awkward at best and hilariously weak at worst. Absolutely none of them were threatening or foreboding at all.
>>68230089
Since when does eating Subway make you a pedophile?
>>68227147
Those first episodes were even more fucking hilarious. The ones where they weren't even in danger of being arrested.
They were so retard beta that they sat there because they thought the guy was her father and somehow thought they could talk their way out of a sting with a fucking cop.
It just shows how disconnected they were. No father would just walk in and start talking to them. They'd get a bat in the fucking face or worse.
>>68230089
I forced one on my younger sister, actually.
>>68227627
The first "season" if you could call it that didn't have the arrests. They just publically humiliated them.
It was a self-PROTIP they should have stuck by since involving the law is what eventually cancelled the show.
I can't control my horny level
>>68229377
If i had a choice of who went in the gas chamber, pedos or gotfags, I'd throw in the got fags.
>>68234813
It doesn't, but given that the company profited off of one and in turn gave him the money and social sway to fuck nine-ear-olds, you should have an aversion to going there if you have any common decency.
>>68227659
They're not really.
>>68235142
That's because you're a pedo.
>>68230089
Considering they got rid of the 5 dollar footlong in favor of some shitty 6-inch meal combo then no, I do not eat there often if at all anymore.
>mfw the last sub I got there with no additions cost me 7 dollars and some change with tax
Fuck that. I'll just buy the basics at my supermarket and make it myself. It'll cost way less and I'll get more. I could order Dominos and get better deals than that and pizza is a little more difficult and expensive to get right from scratch than a fucking sandwich.
>>68229358
>It's not legal to fuck 14 year olds in his country
top fucking kek lad, the idea that finding sexually developed females attractive = pedophilia has been hamfisted into the American mind for decades. Pretty sad tbqh, hopefully Trump fixes things
>>68235320
>mad about the subs and not the pedophilic criminal conspiracy
Wow...
>>68235320
>pizza is a little more difficult and expensive to get right from scratch than a fucking sandwich.
You're kidding, right?
I'd say a pizza is easier. You need some dough, which takes 5 minutes to make, and then you can just freeze it forever, cheese, sauce you can buy in cans, and whatever toppings you want.
Only people who have never made pizza think that's it's difficult or expensive.
show was so fucking fake
>>68235433
Why do you say that?
what did he mean by this?
>>68229641
Is this a pasta?
Take a look at some of the people in this show, they're the creepiest fucking weirdos you could imagine
>>68235385
>giving a fuck about a spokesperson for a company that hasn't been relevant for at least 5 or so years
>ignoring Subway's shitty pricing policies that charge more than some places do for one sandwich compared to, well, most things
Hell, I can get a whole fucking platter of tacos and shit at Taco Bueno for one fucking sandwich at Subway. Fuck them.
>>68235422
Sandwiches are the cheapest thing you can make though.
A decent bag of mozzarella, a decent jar marinara, some cheap canned mushrooms, + the time it takes to make fucking fresh dough and have the forethought to freeze it negates what you save by simply getting a fucking pizza for 8 or so bucks.
Trust me, I'll all for fresh pizza but that's not my angle here. For someone on the go why not just buy some pizza for the price of a fucking sub.
I like rape
>>68235772
>I can get a whole fucking platter of tacos and shit at Taco Bueno for one fucking sandwich at Subway.
The diarrhea is complimentary.
>>68235887
s-skype?
>>68235895
True if I were eating it all myself but if you're feeding multiple people then it's a far better deal. Just like the 5 dollar footlong used to be.
DO YOU HAVE ANY COUNDOM?
>>68235887
what did you think of the 2015 reboot of Jem?
>>68235969
Bruh, are you entertaining guests with fast food?
>>68230089
i never ate it to begin with
>>68236009
It's called eating lunch with co-workers. You may not know much about it.
It could also be called feeding a family for cheap as well I guess.
>>68227246
little late for that dawg
>>68235997
Anon, we don't talk about that "jem" movie,I pretend it didn't happen
Aubrey peeples is qt as fuck tho
who /lorne/ here
>>68235976
I MUST GO SHOPPING
I was just getting something to eat
I WAS GOIN TO ATLANTIC CITY
>you had very specific instructions for her
>sexual instructions for a 14 year old
>... involving a cat
>>68236114
true
>>68234476
He's in too many successful movies and franchises. Poor dude
>>68236130CAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUD
>>68235045
The problem was that so many people were pissed off about the guy that got caught twice in one week that they brought the cops in
>>68227246
Four words:
>>68236202
GO AHEAD PUT THEM IN THE FRIDGE
>>68236371
YOU GIVE GOOD DIRECTIONS
>>68236371
Lol, Gay Romano was the best.
>>68236461
hi buddy waz sup
YEAH
I DON'T HAVE A LAST NAME
>>68236248
Seriously though
The only thing the movie had in common with the cartoon was the name Jem
It's kinda like making a movie about superman where he never uses his powers and does yard work for 2 hours
RIP
To this guy. Fucking dies on US soil and not in Iraq.
>>68236582
Goin' to Atlantic City to see my bruther
>>68236617
le sweaty man who sweats died? source?
It's a question.
>>68234601
Bullshit. That guy in Kentucky was sitting in the chair and mid sentence stood up and headed straight for her. That midget in Ohio went straight for her. Lots of people try to search out the kid instead of waiting.
>>68236766
http://www.perverted-justice.com/?otherres=joketer34
There you go le reddit
>>68229641
Nobody actually waits until their 18 to lose their viginity you beta cuckold
Also I grew up poor as fuck and still managed to fuck the hottest girl in our year
Granted she was an absolute slut but still
>>68236529
What is this hairstyle called?
>>68235205
But it tastes good
>>68236829
>made brownies
>little Debbie
bitch
>>68236829
thanks
she aged quickly but i'd still give it to her if yanamsayin
>>68236829
If it wasn't for that dead front tooth, I'd wife her up and cuddle her.
>>68236829
>I made some brownies
>clearly they're Little Debbie fudge brownies
Does this bitch ever stop lying?
>>68236673
I'm not gay tho. Just saiyan. Im just saiyan.
Im surprised Chris has never actually been attacked on the show
You'd think at least one guy would be angry and horny enough to punch or try to rape him
>>68236771
>"i'll myself if i go to jail"
>pokes himself with a pen
>>68236995
No, but for a second this guy seemed like he was legit considering it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0qZeRwoP7Q
>>68236995
nah pretty much all of these guy are straight up beta. why else would they decide to meet up with a 14 year old?
>>68237038
*kill
>>68236795
>midget
>oh no watch out i'm so scared watching this
Okay, maybe the decoy was scared by those, but the guy was asking for an opinion on which of them I found scary, and the answer to that is none of them.
>>68236950
>>68236907
>being so fat that you recognize junk food
>>68227147
Y-you too
>>68237158
>having a loving mother who bakes fresh brownies instead of buying mass-produced junk
I'd just take him hostage .
>>68237300
great idea
>>68234451
doesn't surprise me, you're seriously out of touch with reality
what interaction was that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Ssvfa7P2E
>this was based off of a real person
>>68237487
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9WClv4U5B8
>>68237300
He knows kung fu
please post link of guy calling hansen opportunistic scum
>tfw it's 2016 but people still think pedophilia is a choice
>>68238672
Acting on your urges is a choice
I guess i don't even get what this show is trying to accomplish. Who are these guys a threat to exactly? It's fucking teenagers they are trying to meet up with.
If any of you can seriously take a look at these guys on the show and really think they are convincing a teenage girl to meet up with and fuck them, you are retarded. I bet half of them aren't even into teenage girls they just took the first woman that would take to them, age be damned.
"But muh chilluns these men will take advantage". No, they aren't children they are teenagers(well pretend teenagers in this case). Does no one remember high school? I was probably the best looking and the most popular i've been in my life in high school(hurr durr that's not saying much, i know) and never have i worked so hard for pussy. Teenage girls are insufferable, if anyone is trying to "trick" a girl into sex you are much better off just finding some single mom. They don't even resist they will take anything.
Not to mention there is no threat or deterrant that will make a perma-virgin desperate lonely horny man-child not take the first sex offered to them regardless of age. If they want to do something about this shit just make sure teenage girls aren't whoring themselves out on the internet because there are always gonna be takers. Not sure what the difference is anyway chad thundercock from the football team is laying pipe every weekend on them anyway.
>>68238740
>I was probably the best looking and the most popular i've been in my life in high school
this is really pathetic
>>68238732
i'm just talking about some people in this thread judging anon who said he was a pedo, but i have a greentext for you too
>it's 2016 and he still thinks being attracted to pubescent teenage girls has anything to do with pedophilia
>>68238772
never said it wasn't. I promise you i'm not the only one to peak in high school. And yes it sucks but sometimes life sucks what are you gonna do.
Point is that if getting laid got easier even while i got more shit the older i got, my anecdotal evidence tells me teenage girls are a pain in the ass, not "easy targets" as they seem to be painted.
>>68238740
nice pasta
>>68227246
Link to this clip, please?
You know what, I don't want this cookie.
>>68238863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaP6ZFOecrY
>>68238840
Not pasta but i'm glad you like it. You have my permission to save it friend it's all yours ;)
>>68227147
>Well, you're free to leave at any time.
>after my extensive, awkward 10-15 minutes long interview
>>68239077
thanks man
>>68239232
Man, i have experienced some "fuck my life is ruined" moments and it's awful. But god damn nothing like these assholes go through.
I can't even imagine the realization i'm going to be all over network TV(in a time when damn near everyone watched it) as a desperate loser adult man trying to score with some kid on the internet. You know when you get that feeling you just want to cut all ties with the world and hide in a hole from embarrassment? But it's really not that bad? For these guys, it IS that bad.
>>68238875
but that's not what it says on the transcript here
Requesting webm 00:02:07 to 00:02:13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rkJ-9rlm50
>>68239413
I wonder how they feel about all these Youtube-clips. These guys will never be forgotten.
>>68240174
I wonder if some of them actually are the ones in threads like these defending pedophiles. That'd be hilarious.
>>68236852
JUSTed tips
>>68230799
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>>68236829
>decoy brownies
nice touch
>>68236346
ROLE
lol I've got this idea in my head of a sketch that takes from this premise
>you're free to leave at any time
but then the A-Team theme starts with a montage of the pedo using all the materials in the house to build some sort of contraption to break out and not get caught
>>68234601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27-VPfFj7_k
this guy went straight for the decoy in the first part of the interview, can't find it though.
He had two prior sexual assault convictions and under the three strike law he got sentenced to 75 years.
>>68241040
Jesus fuck how old are you? Why can't you just lurk a bit before posting?
>>68229641
>he had a more privileged life than me that's why I'm a pedophile and he's not
>>68229641
absolutely confirmed for having mental issues
I JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT
>>68236130
Church of cawd is goin strong
