first official Civil War review, 5/5
lel
http://www.cinemablend.com/reviews/Captain-America-Civil-War-69827.html
They paid for that review.
>>68220735
pls explane
>>68220735
dc damage control
>>68220689
I have no stake in superhero movies but are you seriously posting a review from fucking cinema blend?
>>68220689
>Reviewed By: Eric Eisenberg
Even Jesse's brother knows that Marvel > DC
>"the greatest superhero trilogy of all time."
How many mickeydollars did they get paid for this?
>>68220735
>Damage control
>ctrl+f "fun"
>4 results
>>68220928
>hating fun
>>68220991
Fun is just a buzzword when you can't actually think of any real reasons as to why the movie is good, don't use it.
>>68221025
So mad
>>68220812
The First Avenger was such shit, how can people say this?
>>68221025
>Fun is just a buzzword
It's happening again
>>68221025
>fun is a buzzword
>>68220689
>http://www.cinemablend.com/reviews/Captain-America-Civil-War-69827.html
clearly this is bought and paid for """"""""critic"""""""
Is Skittles owned by Disney?
>>68221025
I bet you're literally seething right now
I bet it says it's the most amazing movie to ever grace his eyes, and then qualifies it by using phrases like "blockbuster entertainment" and "great summer fun!".
It's easy to raise the bar when you keep it within reach.
>>68220735
DC stands for Damage Control confirmed.
>>68221247
Thought DC meant "Disgruntled Cucks"
MARVEL CAN'T BE STOPPED
>DCuck calls suicide prevention hotline
>they tell him to do it
I CAN FEEL IT
Mylack ofdubs confirms this is capekino and Civil War will get an Oscar.
>>68222956
CLOSE BUT CONFIRMED
>>68220747
cibenablend is a known shill site
>any capeshit movie other than TDK ever receiving a 5/5
Gee, I wonder what made the reviewer think this is a good film?
>there are "people" on this board that consider themselves "team marvel" and argue with "DCucks" on /tv/ all day about which capeshit they like better
>these "people" have a folder of epic marvel memes that they use as artillery towards the "DCucks"
We are literally /v/.
>>68223037
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>>68220812
There are no other good trilogies
Reminder that Avengers is considered a 9/10 by critics. All you need to know to completely ignore anything those slimy fucks spew out of their viper mouths.
>>68223492
>>implying that validates BvS
>>68223835
Who said anything about BvS, my increasingly nervous dude?
Seems like you're the one looking for validation to defend your taste of capeshit that's been obviously paid to be well-reviewed.
>>68224520
>>thinks I'm nervous
