>One of the writers of the Fantastic Four reboot
What did he mean by this?
There is no "damage control", only truth-telling.
The plebeian excrement which infests RT and this board sickens and enrages me. "BvS" is a powerfully ingenious, deeply philosophical cinematic meditation. It is philosophic statement and a work of art by an unsung visionary. Each frame is a majestically composed artwork in and of itself; the story Zack philosophically weaves is a challenging, deep, cerebral, and artful experience, mythic in scope and artistically philosophic in execution. Zack's grim, meditative, sensory atmosphere engulfs the film in a dark, dire, mythic aesthetic which completes Snyder's cinematic vision. The score is sublime, the preferences are career-defining and the script (wrought in part by Afleck) is masterful. BvS is Snyder's magnum opus, a work of art appreciated only by true patrician students of cinema; those who hate it hate because they cannot comprehend Snyder's genius and because they did not receive the "fun" "turn-your-brain-off" popcorn flick they have come to expect and were actually expected to THINK for a change and analytically comprehend a PIECE OF ART.
Thank you, Snyder for making an art piece instead of catering to the plebeian masses. One day your genius shall be appreciated by those you value cinema as a mode of artistic and philosophical expression. I give BvS a 9/10, it is a true work of art-cinema.
S A V A G E
>>67454710
tl;dr
>Snyder's career is mostly shit
>Affleck's career as an actor is mostly shit
>all movies with Henry Cavill in them are shit
Why are we surprised, again?
>>67454685
Basically,
IT'S OVER
ZACK IS FINISHED
Zack and Josh Tronk can go back to working at McDonalds together in Minnesota.
>>67454808
>movie sucks
>still makes $300 million because of marketing
And yet Michael Bay still gets work.
>>67454710
>>dat retarded opening scene with Bruce going through Metropolis and those idiots in his building having not left already
>>Superman is a boring, mopey asshole
>>Jug of Piss
>>Lois is a dumb cunt with teleporting skills like in Man of Steel
>>Wonder Woman was a Sucker Punch flashback and had terrible line delivery
>>speaking of terrible line delivery, "We need to find others like you" WHAT THE FUCK HOW ANTI-CLIMATIC
>>JUG OF PISS
>>"Lex" Luthor was Max Landis DING DING DING DING
>Lex: "And now I give you... DOOMSDAY" r u fucking serious
>batman: "I thought she was with you"
>>Mercy and Jimmy Olsen (yes he was in this fucking movie, Superman's best friend/plucky sidekick died in that terrorist scene) were utterly wasted
>>CGI was fucking terrible as usual in Zack Snyder films
>>JUG OF PISS
>>Superman saying that "hope is dead"
>>Alexander going on and on about Greek myths HEH GET IT AUDIENCE SUPERHEROES WERE INSPIRED BY THE GREEK AND ROMAN LEGENDS! ICARUS WAS KILLED BY THE SUN AND FELL INTO THE SEA SORT OF LIKE GENERAL ZOD AND THE BIRTHING MATRIX! HOPE YOU STUDIED MYTHOLOGY IN HIGH SCHOOL
>>that fucking obnoxious soundtrack to make things seem more "epic" than they actually are
>>jug of piss
>>Black Science Man out of nowhere
>>The "what's terraforming?" and "he's kinda hot sir" bimbo is back for a small cameo
>>Batman forgetting about everything he hated about Superman due to Ma Kent REEEEEEE
>>that fucking kryptonite spear, should be renamed "idiot ball" due to all of the characters acting like retards whenever they hold it
>>only solo Batman fight scene was the one in the trailer that everyone has already seen
>>"BvS" was literally 6 minutes long and could have been resolved earlier with a simple conversation
>>those future film teases, literally STOPPING the movie to show trailer for other shitty movies
>>that last scene with the dirt floating for half a fame, fucking league of extraordinary gentleman shit.
worst capeshit shit of all the shit.
>>67454710
>it's been 5 minutes since that guy posted it and it's already a pasta
Glorious.
>>67454804
>all movies with Henry Cavill in them are shit
Man From U.N.C.L.E was good
>>67455128
>>67455128
This.
>my taste is shit but i have a strong opinion so therefore it's a valid opinion
YOU KIDS TODAY
>>67455136
Nah
>>67454804
Amy Adam's is a poor man's Jessica Chastain
>>67455235
She's just as good, her part was written for shit. it's like in the Brandon Routh version, didn't matter who they cast. Lois's part was shit in that, too.
>>67455136
I'm not that guy, but I thought Man from UNCLE was pretty bad. It had style, but most of the jokes fell flat for me.
>>67455136
This, best James Bond movie since casino Royale
Everyday I come to 4chan and I post less and less as I become increasingly disconnected from the site's zeitgeist.
This isn't the 4chan I came to 10 years ago, but I'm still here. I stuff the resentment, anger, shame, and certainty that I'm wasting my life away browsing a site I don't even care for anymore deep inside me where it manifests into a constant simmering anxiety. I tell myself that I'll make a change and things will be different, but they never are.
So I'm back here. In a thread about nothing really in particular killing more time to distract myself from confronting my ever mounting regrets.
The worst part is in the back of my head I can see where this is all headed. That eventually I'm going to take my life by my own hands when it becomes absolutely unbearable. I wonder how many others have reached that point before me.
>>67455235
Jessica Chastain is a poor man's Bryce Dallas Howard who is a poor man's Isla Fisher who is a poor man's Amy Adams.
>>67455235
>>67455482
Bryce > Amy > Jessica > Isla
>>67455235
>>67455482
>>67455523
She's perfect desu
>>67455566
The top 3 are all fine as fuck, including mommyfu
>>67455398
is this copypasta
this is how ive been feeling about the internet in general
except I'm not going to kill myself
>>67455621
It is now. I saw it in another thread and thought it was cringeworthy and embarrassing
>>67455621
>>67455751
It's some loser posting this shit, he tried to get another pasta going earlier similar to this but was too long.
>>67455566
Amy, Bryce, and jessica are all perfect
I get hard everytime I see chastain
>>67454939
You left some out, but that was most of it.
