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Just do anything?
>>68216448
>action please
muahahaa the French champagne
Muuaaaaah the frIENDS and BANE
>>68217973
I got u senpai.
Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.
>>68218095
kek
>>68218095
Holy fuck
>>68218004
kek
>>68216448
M-UUUUUAAAAAHHHHHH THE AUTOBOTS
>>68218095
top pip
>>68216448
>he doesn't do anything
CHAMPAGNE?
>>68218004
>>68218095
>>68221191
>102 take 3
>*clap*
>...
>...
>action please!
Every time
>>68218004
mmmMMmm that is some good hometown COUNTRY FRIED baneposting
>aaaaAAAAaaa the /tv/ memes have always been celebrated for their excellence
>>68222659
fingerlickin good.
>>68218004
There's too much directing in this thead.
>>68222463
>>68223152
He doesn't meme anything?
MUAHAHAHAAAAA theJAPANESE 2CH hasalwaysbeen CELEbrated forits memes, thereis an AMERIcan imageboard by Moot Masson....Inspired by that same JapaneSE imagEBOard and like the best 2CH, its MEmes are fermentedAND FORced unto THE inTERnet-
>>68216448
hai https://youtu.be/DKzHh55gcfE ?
>>68216448
>iiiiiiiiii am the third revelation!
>>68218095
kek'd
>>68218004
crashed my sides
