>“I’ll be honest with you, there’s no Kryptonite in the movie, Those glowing green space rocks – Superman’s only crippling weakness – have turned up so often as a plot point in movies, the only fresh option was not to use it. Anyway, if you want to make an audience relate to a character, a galactic allergy isn’t the way to do it.
>>68216117
Btfo something something he sucks blah blah fucking blah
>>68216117
He knows that the main audience that watches capeshit and actually follow interviews are braindead, mongoloid inutiles. Thus, he's talking in a way they can understand. Based af.
>but then, how do i have batman fight superman?!
>well, i could have batman lure superman into kryptonian atmosphere like zod did in MoS
>i could showcase batman's creativity and genius and have him build a red sunlight emitter in his suit
>i could have batman use some kind of psionic weapon on superman
>i could-
>nah fuck it let's just go with kryptonite again
>>68216117
The fact that it seems like he legitimately tries his best to make good movies is the funniest part to me.
Have you guys ever noticed how he actually almost drools whenever he's talking?
I don't want to make fun of a literal retard
>>68216243
Seeing a kinograph genius lifting otherworldly weights so he can produce kino isn't funny.
>do 300
>almost panel for panel accurate
>well received, made money, kick-starts your career
>do watchmen
>basically faithful, some changes
>okay reception, changes are criticized
>do Man of Steel
>completely unfaithful to the character
>mediocre to bad reception, financial letdown
what should i do with BVS guys? should i keep trying to warp characters to myself or be faiithful to them?
>eh, i'll do it my way, what could possibly go wrong
>>68216528
I feel like Zack Snyder is what Larry David would be if he was a big budget director
>>68216528
Funny because 300 and Watchmen are his most reddit movies. True cinephiles do know that BvS is his best movie and one of the best movies of the decade period. Meme blog critics opinions are about worthless, they are pure shills to the hotpocket trendy culture.
>>68216117
>Superman’s only crippling weakness
He is vulnerable to mental attacks.
Snyder is so fucking narrow minded.
>>68216678
>one of the best movies of the decade period
You can't bait people properly if you don't actually try, you know.
Zack the Hack himself is the Kryptonite for Superman.
>>68217151
pottery
>>68216234
Batman vs Superman in the greety MoS universe should have been a MORAL fight, not an actual one with stupid robotic suits.
>>68216117
>if you want to make an audience relate to a character, a galactic allergy isn’t the way to do it.
But making him a murdering necksnapper is?
>>68216743
I'm not trying to bait as much as murder the reddit's virus ideology. Despising the memetics and neglecting the indecent orgy of upvotes is only the duty of a self respecting cinephile such as myself. If you seek validation and "ahaha le memes" on here then you may feel better at home on r/movies. There is no le friends here. There is no trolling here. This is not a hugbox for reddit trash like yourself.
>>68216689
>He is vulnerable to mental attacks.
And also, magic.
>>68217273
what qualifies as "magic" is bullshit anyway.
>>68217273
Can Lucifer beat Thought Robot Superman?
>>68216689
>>68217273
Those aren't "crippling weaknesses" though
>>68216678
>one of the best movies of the decade period
>>68217267
>d-do I fit in yet guys ?
>>68217328
> Lucifer
> Fight
Yeah, right.
>>68216743
Does Mike have fucking elf ears?
>>68217151
>“I’ll be honest with you, there’s no Kryptonite in the movie. Only me."
>>68216689
David Lynch's Superman when?
>>68216678
Funky because Momento and Inception are his most reddit movies. True cinephiles do know that The Dark Knight Rises is his best and of the best movies of the decade period. Meme blog critics opinions are worthless, they are pure shills to the unintelligent trendy culture.
>>68216678
Funny because The Godfather and Apocalypse Now are his most reddit movies. True Cinephiles do know that Jack is his best movie and of the best movies of the decade period. Meme blog critics opinions are worthless, they are shills to the New Hollywood culture.
Just fuck off
>>68217232
Ir should have been a legal battle. Imagine the movie as an in depth courtroom drama without all the capeshit.
>>68216234
>>well, i could have batman lure superman into kryptonian atmosphere like zod did in MoS
that's what i tought it would happen
but zacked managed to fuck up even more
>>68216678
Funny because Blade Runner and Alien are his most reddit movies. True Cinephiles do know that Exodus: God's and Kings is his best movie and one of the best movies of the decade period. Historical blog critics opinions are about worthless. They are pure shills to the Christian kino culture.
>>68217350
Again you have no answer. You react to agression with stale and aleatory one line memes, without any substance or sense, like a broken quip machine.
Ae'd all be better here without low iq scum like you around. Please leave, or even better kill yourself. I don't really care.
>>68216678
Funny because Schindler's List and Jaws are his most reddit movies. True Cinephiles do know that 1941 is his best movie and one of the best movies of the decade period. Jew blog critics opinions are about worthless. They are pure shills to the hotpocket blockbuster culture.
>>68216117
Wait theres no Kryptonite but they kept Krypton?
Fuck this shit i am not watching this movie
>>68216678
Funny because Terminator and Aliens are his most reddit movies. True Cinephiles do know that Titanic is his best movie and one of the best movies of the decade period. CGI blog critics opinions are about worthless. They are pure shills to the practical effects culture.
>>68217350
this tbqh
>>68216117
HACK HACK HACK ZNYDER
>>68216234
the kryptonite in BvS was nothing but a macguffin and was used to show that macguffins are shit but also that a movie can't really progress without it
>>68216222
Damage Control Comics.
>>68216678
What other flicks would you consider worthy of your "best of the decade" list?
>>68217502
You realize it's 'Memento' and not 'Momento' right? Yeah, caught me off guard too
>>68217502
>>68217969
Funny because Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles are his most reddit movies. True Cinephiles do know that Dracula: Dead and Loving It is his best movie and one of the best movies of the decade period. Meme blog critics opinions are worthless, they are shills to the old comedy culture.
Funny because Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow and All-Star Superman are the most reddit Superman comics. True comicphiles do know that Grounded is the best comic and one of the best comics of the decade period. Meme blog critics opinions are worthless, they are shills to the silver age nostalgic culture.
>>68216222
I don't normally say this, but this is literally mental gymnastics and damage control.
>>68216117
He's right tho. I hate him and he's a hack, but he's right on this point.
Most of the reason Superman is so retarded as a character is that he has no weaknesses, so they had to invent a fictional glowing green rock that, when physically near Superman, makes him lose his powers.
It's one of the dumbest plot devices in storytelling history, because almost every Superman story climaxes with the villain pulling kryptonite out of his pocket and going "mwahahaha" while Supes goes "oh nooooo my one weakness, how convenient for the villain, how does this keep happening?"
>>68216117
i agree with him, just becouse it is source doesn't make it good. But he better have good ideas for other weaknesses then
>>68220010
>>68219956
he literally uses it in the movie
>>68220289
not his cut
>>68220369
>th-that wasn't really HIS movie!
Funny because 2001 and A Clockwork Orange are his most reddit movies. True Cinephiles do know that Dr. Strangelove is his best movie and one of the best movies of the century period. Meme blog critics opinions are worthless, they are shills to the new cinema crowd.
>>68220570
just not his cut, that's what director's cut is for, to add or substract some things by the directors choice.
why so triggered, chill
Funny because Goodfellas and Taxi Driver are his most reddit movies. True Cinephiles do know that Mean Streets is his best movie and one of the best gangster movies of all times period. Meme blog critics opinions are worthless, they are shills to the nu-gangster crowd
>>68216678
What a fucking tryhard.
I can't stop laughing.
>>68220651
This one is actually true
>>68220710
And do you think there will be no kryptonite in the director's cut? lmao
>>68216117
OP THE HACK
The quote is about Man of Steel
http://www.ew.com/article/2013/04/10/this-weeks-cover-man-of-steel
"if you want to make an audience relate to a character, a galactic allergy isn’t the way to do it."
but this is funny anyway
Zack the visionary.
>>68216678
Funny because The Good, the Bad and the Ugly and Once Upon a Time in America are his most reddit movies. True cinephiles do know that The Colossus of Rhodes is his best movie and one of the best movies of the 60s period. Meme blog critics opinions are about worthless, they are pure shills to the hotpocket trendy culture.
>>68216234
Are you dumb?
>>68216678
Funny because Halloween and The Thing are his most reddit movies. True cinephiles do know that Memoirs of an Invisible Man is his best movie and one of the best movies of the decade period. Meme blog critics opinions are about worthless, they are pure shills to the horror fanboy culture.
Zack the Hack is dumb because he thinks Superman is a Christ allegory and not a 30's Jewish immigrant power fantasy.
>>68217568
>>68217669
>>68217969
These ones amused me the most. Please keep going.
>>68221071
>>68221631
Imagine being such a tryhard film school student that you type all this tripe to convince braindead dropouts that a cape shit movie is remotely deep.
>>68221631
>>68221712
why so angry?
>>68221631
This shit is almost as pathetic as the 108 page rebuttal to Mr. Plinkett's The Phantom Menace review.
>>68221727
I'm not, I'm just reposting something an anon said because I'm tired of you dumb capeshitters deluding yourselves into thinking BvS is deep.
>>68221631
>>68221631
>Literally includes Baneposting
>People still take it seriously, one way or another
>kryptonite is overused i want to be original
>show batman's parents die for the millionth time
>>68221631
How culturally bankrupt do you have to be to type all this.
Just how sheltered of actual culture do you have to be to believe this.
Is this what a supposed erudite with no academical background thinks like? That these movies designed by committee are art because they state their themes and motifs in-dialogue?
Holy fucking shit.
>>68221847
The worst part is it's the worst on screen portrayal of Thomas Wayne ever.
>FUCK GIVING THE ROBBER MY WALLET! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT HE HAS A GUN, I'M GONNA PUT MY FAMILY IN DANGER BY TRYING TO PUNCH HIM!
>>68216528
>watchmen
>basically faithful
>turns a deconstruction of the futility and inanity of superheroes into a completely rote, by-the-books cape flick
Watchmen the movie is 100% at odds, spiritually and conceptually, with the source material and Alan Moore was completely right in disavowing any attempted adaptation.
![timthumb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JGjx49J.jpg "timthumb[1].jpg")
>>68221712
>>68221752
>>68221780
>>68221829
>>68221834
>>68221893
It's the best shitpost in years, truly advanced shit, few things have created so much asspain. God bless you kinofag.
>>68221980
>h-h-he was pretending to be retarded
I thought he was trying to convince others that the movie is deep
DC truly stands for damage control.
>>68222017
marvel are the only ones shitposting though
>>68221847
finally it was done in montage though, and it's literally not the last time we're going to have to see it.
>>68221926
>muh punch!
how does he put his family's life in danger? they're gonna fucking die, he knows what's going down, may as well be at least a little proactive. usually thomas wayne just sits there like a dumb cunt and takes it between the eyes.
>>68221980
>IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!
Bullshit, a ton of the capekino posters genuinely believe BvS is a masterpiece. Go look up these faggots if you don't believe me.
>>68222093
Using capekino unironically or ironically makes all your opinions shitposts.
![henry-cavill-trolling-happens[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QdI1Mmo.jpg "henry-cavill-trolling-happens[2].jpg")
>>68222017
>>68222113
It's advanced shit because it's real.
Cry more.
>>68222127
you have literally no idea what shitposting is
Obviously Batman would blow the sun, thus making superman weak.
>>68222161
Your posts clearly are.
>>68216678
Funny because Sixth Sense and Unbreakable are his most reddit movies. True cinephiles do know that Lady in the Water is his best movie and one of the best movies of the decade period. Meme blog critics opinions are about worthless, they are pure shills to the hotpocket trendy culture.
Turns out Marvel was the Capekino all along.
>>68222362
I love these
Do one with Iron Man
>>68222110
With every other portrayal of Thomas he tries to reason with robber and gives him his wallet. He does everything right but gets cruelly killed anyway. The punch is dumb, all it does is make the robber shoot.
can anyone answer something for me?
So the terraformer from MoS turned a small portion of land into Kryptonite correct?
If that's true then how was Clark able to survive the gravity beam and metal tentacles attacking him if the ground he stood on was essentially Kryptonite?
Is it safe to assume that the ground hadn't completely been transformed into Kryptonite in MoS and that the land, overtime became Kryptonite?
If that's the case how is it that the land became Kryptonite after the terraformer was destoryed?
And if the land was transformed into kryptonite as clark was standing on it, and if clark was exposed to kryptonite during that scene and was still able to survive metal tentacles and gravity beam, and even flew through the terraformer how am I supposed to believe that a small chunk of kryptonite was able to give Batman the edge if clark was able to destroy the terraformer even while being exposed to land that was becoming kryptonite.
Also if the land affected by the terraformer became kryptonite then, had Zod succeeded in terraforming Earth entirely would the entire planet have become a giant ball of kryptonite in the years to come, effectively killing all the kryptonians on "New Krypton"?
>>68222712
>kryptonite
no it didn't it tried to change the earths gravity and shit so it would be more like krypton not turn it into kryptonite why the fuck would Zod turn a planet he planed to transform into their new home into a endless field of poison
>>68222814
So how did kryptonite come about then?
iirc in BvS they found it in the ocean near the site of the terraformer from MoS.
Im legitimately asking where the K came from is all.
And that's kind of my point with Zod, if the K came from some other source or from another reason outside of the terraformer like if it was a meteor ( like in smallville) then ok fine but I assumed the K came from pieces of land the terraformer successfully transformed into New Krypton. And if I were correct then that would mean that once the former turned Earth into Krypton then whatever process turned the small chunk of land into Kryptonite in BvS, would happen to all of Earth or really New Krypton. Zod had no idea that this process would even occur so it would've ended up being a huge mistake on his part.
I missed the part where they explained how the kryptonite came about in BvS desu.
>>68222362
Some of those shots are just as good looking as anything Snyder has done. I don't get the fanboys who insist he's a visual master.
>>68221631
>Moby Dick
>The classical hero
>That horrible messy retelling of Arthurian legend.
Fucking Fate does a better job.
>>68223071
I just assumed that it was some kind of power source for the terraformer and not the changed world itself.
>>68222362
Marvel présente : L'Etrange Docteur
Get your shit together, englishfag.
>>68223881
but Superman still flew through the terraformer so he should've been affected by it some way if it were a power supply, I mean he did fly right through it's center no?
I'm hoping someone can give a definitive answer because it looks like this is yet another story element that the viewer has to figure out because the movie decided to leave it vague.
>>68217267
You sound reddit as fuck, faggot. Could you be any more self-important and wordy?
Are you in your hugbox as you type?
>>68222362
>>68216117
Magic is another of Supes weakness, Zack.
>Warner is still giving him the reigns to direct Justice League
The only capeshit movie I give a fuck about and is now ruined before it even began shooting.
FUCK THIS!
>>68217328
What was the deal with that thing? All the wiki's I've read said it just made use of the whole "the plot dictates the heroes will always win" in some weird meta way but don't give details.
>>68221932
don't forget turning the brilliant juxtaposition of Dan/Laurie failing to screw on a couch to romantic and thrilling act of love in the clouds
to
SLOMO EXPLOSIONS
FAKING ORGASMS HALLELUJAAAAH
>>68216528
Watchmen was bad. It switched every focus to violence and action, missing the entire point of the story
>>68217776
But you care. You just did by asking me to leave.
Pleb
>>68217232
>not an actual one with stupid robotic suits.
Have you read TDKR(eturns) or watched the animated adaptation? That fight is badass because not only is it "cool" but it also MEANS something in the context of the story as opposed to:
>i must stop yuo
>i must stop YUO!!!!!111111
>but martha
>WHY U SAY NAME?
>mom = martha
>oh me 2 letz b friends 5ever
>>68222152
Hairline Cavill, pls.
Snyder is poor's man Bay
>>68217636
This
>>68227111
Not an argument
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>>68228533
we'll see about that
>>68222353
you know what's not funny?
Every repetitive piece of boring meme shit you've posted.
>>68216678
Funny because Eraserhead and Mulholland Drive are his most reddit movies. True Cinephiles do know that Dune is his best movie and one of the best movies of the decade period. Meme blog critics opinions are about worthless, they are pure shills to the surrealist trendy culture.
>>68229513
Funny because BvS shitposts and Marvelcucks are /tv/'s most uninspired memes. True memephiles know that Baneposting is /tv/'s best meme and of the best memes of the decade period. Meme blog opinions are about worthless. They are pure shills to the hotpocket memester culture.
>>68229912
spoken like an actual mongoloid with a head injury
>>68216678
Funny because Spider-Man 2 and The Evil Dead are his most reddit movies. True cinephiles do know that Spider-Man 3 is his best movie and one of the best movies of the decade period. DC blog critics opinions are about worthless, they are pure shills to the superhero trendy culture.
>>68225709
>not making it only with the opening sequence
Kill yourself.
>>68230084
>mongoloid
>posting in a BvS thread
>>68216117
And the Kryptonite in BvS wasn't used to make the audience relate to the character.
Zack "The Kino God" Snyder's vision remains unblemished.
>>68216243
If he was trying, failing, and able to recognize his failings, then it would be endearing.
But he's just too stupid to realize that hes failed, completely and utterly.
>>68216117
I haven't read any of the suberman comics but my understanding of the character is that he is an alien who is pretty much unbeatable, unless someone waves some spacerock in his face.
I would argue that this understanding is not very unique.
So if we remove the kryptonite factor superman is just invincible. Not very interesting.
However that is beside the point. How the fuck can he argue that the kryptonite is overused but still includes the fucking batman origin story?
We get it batman is an orphan! Get on with it!
>>68231329
Superman is also kind of an idiot. Which is probably why zach snyder likes him so much.
>>68216117
this man has single handedly fucked the DCU from the very start. bravo
>>68231459
idk about suberman being dumb.
His superpower/weakness is pretty boring. However i think he dosen't really want to be a superhero. Hence the alter ego.
When I think about it it's prety interesting how batman is a 'normal'-person wanting to be a superhero while superman is the opposite.
>downs syndrome is a genetic birth defect that increases in likelihood with the mother's age, peaking at 45
>for an unspecified reason, kryptonians have completely abandoned natural birth in favor of cloning or whatever
>snyder's superman is the first natural birth in generations
>snyder cast a 45 year old woman to play superman's mother
>clark spends his entire life on earth, with barely any understanding or development of his powers
>zod has full mastery of his powers within minutes of arriving on earth
>clark is completely useless in hand-to-hand combat
>once clark gets zod in a grapple, he breaks his indestructable neck
snyder's superman has space downs
snyder's superman is literally a retard
>>68231760
One of the markers of superman is this unflinching and completely naive worldview that is completely unshakable, because, ya know, hes invulnerable. Which makes him pretty easy to manipulate.
>>68232005
Yea, I suppose he would be rather naive but that shouldn't stop him from having a clear sense of justice or whatever.
>>68217616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FrtbFSH5TQ
japs did it first
>>68232110
That's what I'm saying though. Justice is a pretty weak concept.
>>68231943
Superman had a normal upbringing tho didn't he?
He didn't want to use his powers because he wanted to fit in right?
I have no idea who the fuck zod is but I assume he's from the same planet as suberman.
And I also assume he knew he was coming to a different planet before actually going there, so he would be mentally prepared.
And if they are from the same planet wouldn't that be like the equivalent of a human fighting a human?
If that is the case then they would not be indestructible to eachother right?
I was wondering this the other day -
Was Kryptonite a part of the Superman mythos from day one, or was it written in later? Did DC come up with the idea alongside the character, or was it something added in years later to nerf his powerlevel and create more interesting stories?
I ask because it seems like nobody can tell a Superman story these days that doesn't involve Kryptonite.
>>68232170
Yea, DC sucks.
They seem to be like the vanilla of comics.
Marvel steals their concepts but make them better.
Didn't DC start making capeshit?
